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Agurin erklimmt Rang 8 in League of Legends: Analyse, Workout & Reisepläne

agurin
- 23.07.25 - 14:56:31 - 114.126 - League of Legends

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Agurin streamt League of Legends, analysiert Spielstrategien und Teamzusammensetzungen. Er erreicht Rang 8, plant Workouts und diskutiert Reisepläne. Gespräche über Ernährung, LoL-Lore und Team-Interaktionen. Technische Probleme und Trainingsroutine werden thematisiert, gefolgt von Reflexionen über Spielleistung und Workout-Ergebnisse.

League of Legends

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00:00:39 Good morning, guys. Oh, I slept like a baby, honestly. Oh, I slept like a baby. Let me turn on the lights, bro. It's 9 a.m., it's... I mean, I would like to wake up a bit earlier. But it's okay. It's okay. I'm just happy we had a plus three day yesterday, honestly. Rank 16. We're getting closer to top 10. I enjoy the NA streams a lot, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:04:02 Und ich muss ehrlich sein, 60% des Streams sind nur Chatting. Es ist nicht nur voll Leak. 60% ist nur Chatting. Ich habe nicht gesehen, ich muss ehrlich sein. Ich bin ehrlich, ich bin nicht zu sehen. Reddit oder Twitter-Threads über mich sind immer die meisten Cringe-Shit du kannst, bro. Always. Wenn du nicht 1,550-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit

00:05:18 Wait, didn't you say I will get 1500 like last Monday? Oh shit, it has been a week and I haven't climbed. That's right, ADC never again will I cheat on jungle. Not sure if that's a W, honestly. Maybe you were as bad at ADC. You got the dentist treatment. Give me a second. I'll put auto quicker on. I mean, yesterday we had like a 7 minute estimate and it was accurate.

00:08:25 Ja, ich werde viel LP bekommen, ich werde viel LP bekommen. Ich werde viel LP bekommen. Wir werden eine plus 5 heute. Morning sis, Morning sis. Someone sagt, wenn du 20 Minuten queues, es ist ein Bug und du reset, der Client. Ich meine, vielleicht kann das für low elo.

00:09:22 Aber nein, es ist normal zu haben. Ein 20-Minute Q-Time-Estimator bedeutet, dass du ein Maximum Amount hast. Du wirst wahrscheinlich mehr als 20 Minuten haben. Das ist was das bedeutet. Weil es nicht mehr als 20 Minuten ist. Weil es nicht mehr als 20 Minuten ist. Ich werde ehrlich sagen, all of das ist random. Ich weiß nicht, was ich hören. Wenn war es? Was es mein Spotify Weekly? Probable.

00:10:58 In den letzten drei Tagen, oder seit Montag, habe ich gehört. So, gestern und den Tag bevor, habe ich gehört. Okay, ich kann es wieder hören. No, in EU-West, die Queue-Times sind nicht so schlecht. Sie bekommen zu 20 Minuten max. Das ist das Schlimmste, oder 25 Minuten ist das Schlimmste. Das Schlimmste hier ist 50 Minuten. Und ich habe nicht in 1. Ich bin 20.

00:12:57 Wow, das ist ein kurzer Queue. 10 Minuten, um 9 a.m.? After das eine, ich werde etwas Essen machen. Ja, ich werde wieder Workout wieder heute. Bro, die Buntjarren und Nocturne! Bro! Bro! Bro, ich weiß, warum mein Queue Zeit ist low. Ich weiß, warum es low ist. Es ist, weil sie mich sehen, dass sie mich leichter sehen. Oh, shit, wir gehen! Alright, das ist gut. Wenn wir in der Brüser spielen, wird es einfach nur in der Lowen.

00:14:44 Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite. Ich bin der Wunder-Favorite.

00:16:00 Sinzawa hat es besser, okay. Ich sehe Trondel. Trondel ist für sicher gut, oder? Für sicher Trondel. Ich könnte einfach nur Kha'Zix haben. Warte, oh mein Gott, warum ich einfach... Oh... Wir haben einfach 2 AP. Wir haben einfach 2 AP, btw. Wir müssen, oder? Kann ich dodge? Ich kann nicht, oder? Nein, ich kann nicht dodge. Ich habe 18 Stunden gestorben.

00:16:50 This is really bad. Bro, I think I'm gonna go... If this happens, I'm gonna go Infinity Edge. I'm gonna go Juntal Infinity Edge. It was minus 5. I mean, if I dodge now, it will be minus 30 minutes. Plus, I will have no dodge until tomorrow. If I dodge again, it will be 12 hours. I can't dodge. Oh my god. Well, we're gonna have to go full Infinity Edge Juntal. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna save this game, guys. Watch me.

00:17:49 Es wird Juntal in... Was ist das zweite Item? Juntal Kraken oder was? Oh shit, mein Ding ist nicht auf. Please kill. Unlucky, guys. Please kill. Man, do you want me to help?

00:21:34 I pinged it, bro. It was here. Wait, they went in on them. Apparently we have like two full noobs now. This is a hard game, boys. Why no crab? I can't. I could have gone top crab, but I think I have to be lost. But I don't know if I'm wrong. We're getting ghosts with this game, by the way. We're getting ghosts with this game, by the way.

00:23:35 Bro, everyone is a solo dying, man. And how did player miss her ult? What the fuck? I can't buy anything. What the fuck? I can't buy anything, bro. I mean, if they start drawing, they start drawing. We can't have this. I need to get the full clear and the kill. I didn't know that much because I don't have any item. I played it correctly. I'm just, you know. I have nothing. Bro, I just GG. Bro, I just GG.

00:26:39 I mean, honestly, we don't lose because of Draft, we lose because everyone is losing lane. No, we lose because everyone is losing hard lane. Like hardcore. Everyone is getting solo kill permanently. Bro, I can't wait. People will make feats again, bro. Bro, the Juntal goes hard. I haven't even done it. Wait, we can win, actually. Okay, guys, guys, we can win, we can win. We can win, guys. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro.

00:28:35 Wish someone would have helped me, you know It's okay, this will have helped me Bro, top lane is the worst story now It's really bad, maybe ghosting, yeah, maybe How do you buy Infinity Edge, bro? Let's get out It's a what the fuck, bro How is he 60 CS 1v1 down?

00:32:12 Bro, has everyone failed this game or something? Like, what's going on? Like I said, the draft is shit, but the lanes are looking so bad. Like, look at this. This guy is literally three levels above me. If the lanes went even, I think I would've been able to carry this. Oh, that's criminal, by the way. Where was my Seraphine? Where was she, bro? Where's our bounty? Bro, we need bounties, bro.

00:35:38 At least I'm getting all of the kills, but... I'm not sure if I can carry this game, bro. Not so well. But where is our bounty? Bro, my damage is crazy. Bro, my damage is crazy. Next item, no Dominix. Wulibi, I know you dance if you get sun ulted. What's a power cord? Maybe unhealed. Brother, do you realize in what game I am? We are full AP.

00:37:41 Ich kann keine Utilität haben. Ich muss einen AD-Carry sein. Ich muss einen AD-Carry sein. 1-sack-Reading. Bro, Attack on Nizab! Ich kann das nicht. Wir sind nicht starten. Wir sind nicht starten. Wir sind nicht starten. Vielleicht sind wir, ehrlich gesagt. Ich will sie, aber nicht starten. Das kann ich nicht. Können Sie das? Da ist kein Weg zu spielen, bro.

00:40:00 Bro, wo ist der ult? Wo ist meine Zerafin und meine Zona ult? Okay, es ist okay, es ist gg. Just CC ihn, no? Just CC ihn, ich will actually kille ihn. I need 3 more ult stacks for us to eat him. We have no damage. I'm fucking, I don't know. I have to go melee to deal damage, you know. I'm fucking, I'm just, I can't. Not possible. I would have dodged this if I had one. Oh, we just don't have one. My next dodge opens in 6 hours.

00:40:41 Aber ich versuche, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich mein Lanes war, wenn ich

00:42:32 Well, well, well. I mean, that's kind of it when you build full damage, I guess. I mean, essentially this game is not funnable. You can't even break a smirk shield. Oh my god. You have no damage left. Bro, that sword map is so bad. He could have easily killed Ahri, 100%. Bro, what do I even buy now? Guys, what's the next item to buy as an AD carrier? I kind of want to go Titanic. Rapid Fire?

00:44:50 Ich denke, ich gehe das. Ich brauche ein Aoe-Damage. Oh, Schogardt, was hast du gemacht? Wir haben alle hier, wir haben alle hier. Es ist 4v5. Ah, das ist es. Ahri ist mit Armour. Warum stoppen wir, bro? Don't stop. Wir sind ein weiterer Weg, aber wir haben die Stammteam. Wie ist er da? Das Spiel ist vorbei, weil Schogardt died, richtig? Warum hat er die Tür-2-Tower gesessen?

00:47:46 How fucking bad do you have to be, bro? I mean, I honestly think they need to get banned for drafting anyways. I don't think we lost only because of drafting. I mean, later on, I think we lost because of drafting, right? Because he had so much MR and we just couldn't kill him. Like, the only way I could kill him was me, but I'm a media champ and something just fucking throws me around and Kwon shoots me, bro. But how the fuck do you just lose your lane? Like that. Thank you, David. My support was first time. My support was filled.

00:48:46 Checks. I'm better. Oh yeah, let me turn on exit lag. I won't work out now, I wanna eat first. I haven't eaten yet. Now I need to restart my client, I think. Bro, this was a sad fucking unwinable game, no? This was for sure government-mandated love 100%. My item move was pretty funny, though. Web is apparently broken, right? Did I sleep? Of course I slept. I'll make some eggs.

00:58:59 Ich mag nicht Experimental Hex, weil es keine Stats gibt. Okay, guys, was wir denken? Alex, chill. Ich werde es später machen. Ich denke, in etwa einer Stunde oder so. Ich muss erst essen, ich muss ein Zuluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-Suluki-S

01:00:37 Ich habe nicht einen Gehirn für ihn. Nein, ich bin kein Veganer, aber... Sie sind nicht so viel. Ich meine, okay, du kannst sie getrennt werden, sicher. Das ist okay. Wie viel Protein hat? 15 oder 20 Gramm, no? 6? Oh, ich dachte, es war 15. Oh, shit. Ich dachte, es war 15. Wie viel Protein soll ich nehmen?

01:02:18 1.5 per kilogram, no? So I should get like 100. Bro, I'm not getting 100. I'm never getting 100, holy shit. If eggs are only like 10, or less than 10, I'm getting like 50 to 60, I think. No, I mean, of course, if I want to cook for myself, I can easily get it. But I'm only ordering shit, and if I order shit, there's gonna be like fucking 100 grams of chicken in total, you know?

01:03:13 Ress is always just fucking rice and whatever, bro. Just carbs and other things. No, I do not drink any sweet things. I do. I'm a water enjoyer. I'm a hydro homie. Correct. Bro. What are you saying, Alex? I'm not gonna eat five, eight-day-old chicken. Was? I'm gonna be honest. Chicken is really disgusting after one day, no? Even eating it next day is kind of disgusting.

01:04:51 No, it gets, like, fucking dry, you know? You don't know what I mean? If you have a chicken, like, if you've cooked a chicken, and it goes, and it's in your refrigerator, it just goes dry and chewy. You gotta start with the sauce, covering it. So now you're telling me I have to make the sauce. I could just eat, like, five eggs a day. What about that? Just eat five eggs a day, bro. Just eat five.

01:06:17 You ate 6 per day, 3 in the morning, 3 for bed. Why don't you just eat 6 in the morning? Bro, I'm not gonna get an airfryer for my 7 days stay in a fucking Airbnb. I have an airfryer at home. I'm not gonna buy an airfryer for this day. Bro, the chair is like 500 euros. It's fucking expensive. Of course that chair. Well, if the sponsorship would have started already, I could have sell it to you, but... Yeah, we haven't started yet.

01:07:41 Es ist eine gute Idee. Was ist mein Lieblingscharakter based on Lore? Ich weiß nicht viel von League Lore. Let me think. Ich meine, Viego ist cool, oder? Viego ist cool, oder? Was ist Pantheon's Lore? Er relates a lot zu Zeroth. Oh, ich dachte, wir waren über Pantheon. Was ist Zeroth's Lore? So, ich kann es verstehen, weil ich kann es verstehen. Der Joke. He climbed the mountain. Das ist alles, bro.

01:08:54 Zeroth ist ein Backstabber. Er betrays Azir zu werden Ascendant. Bro, warum würdest du das sagen? Pantin ist ein Mann-Fighting-Gott. Ja, das ist nicht so gut, ehrlich gesagt. Ich meine, Viggo's Story ist ziemlich cool, nicht wahr? Thresh, was passiert? Thresh took seine Wife oder so und jetzt ist er auf Revenge? Meine Kamera ist verletzt, ich kann es sehen.

01:09:53 Ich denke, es ist, dass wenn ich auf der Länge der Cam bin, es weiß nicht, ob es die Cam fokussiert wird, oder ich. Ich denke. Und wenn ich weiter weg bin, es weiß, dass ich meine Face aus der Cam bin. Von der Mic, sorry. Remix Version. Was? Ich weiß nicht, ich weiß nicht.

01:10:40 The best dark story is Hecarim. Hecarim betrayed Vego by starting a rebellion to the king and he finally killed Kalista and her lover during battle and finally got slain. That's whatever, no? That's not that cool of a story. When do you move to the new apartment? Bro, I have pain everywhere. I don't know if it's from moving or if it's from the workout yesterday, but I have pain everywhere.

01:11:21 Also, mein, was it called? Underarm. This part of the arm. I'm sore there. The forearm, yeah. Is that because of the fucking Australian pull-ups? Is that because of that? Honestly? I think so, no? Maybe we should have a bit more sex with this table today. The water here from the tap is better than before. Way better, but it's still...

01:12:47 Still not great. Oh sorry. Okay, I'm ready for a game. Damn, I've cooked a full meal and ate it. And we're still in queue. The government told you we're ending plus five. Oh nice, nice.

01:13:32 You can just hang on the table, no need for an Australian pull-up. Your forearms will get pretty much the same kind of workout. I mean, I don't want to train only my forearms. I think training the back is... I also have back soreness, actually. I just figured I have back soreness. I can't, like, training back without... Like, without the equipment is so hard, you know. Really hard. So, yeah. Actually, I got back soreness. I didn't even realize.

01:14:08 I mean, technically I shouldn't be doing the same exercises from yesterday, but I didn't do that much, no? It's like, hmm. Yo, bro, Zohar, please stop with this bullshit. Bro. Zohar, you come here every day and you tell me that I need a good Muslim vibe every day. Please stop. Please stop. Oh my god, bro. I ain't even playing the game, bro. I'm only playing the game if the government allows me to play the game. If the government doesn't want me to play the game, I'm not.

01:15:14 You wanna see balloons? No, it's fine. Bro, we need 100 LP per day now. How much LP did you do last week? Bro, you're like my teacher who asked me, like my schoolteacher when I was like, you know, when I was still going to school. Like, yeah, how many fucking pages did you get done? And you're like, fuck, zero? You're making anti-advertisements for the server because no one is playing it or what?

01:16:21 What is your advice for a healthy relationship for these horny NA people? I don't know. I can't tell you, bro. I mean, just... Just... Just... I don't know, bro. I don't know. I have no advice. Guys, stop talking about my fucking LP, okay? Stop talking about my LP. You are only allowed to talk about my LP if it's going up. Deal?

01:17:19 Asking Alguyen for relationship advice is like him asking us for leak advice. Yeah, Kappa, bro. Don't tell me what to say or not to say. No, I can. Because I can ban you if you don't do it. Honestly, I already have some grey hair. I already have singled out grey hair sometimes. Sometimes I can find one, you know? I can find one.

01:18:00 Is that crazy? Do you guys have that as well? 28, 29? Do you guys have that? Thank you, Klino. In my beard I can find a grey hair, you know? If I look for long. Who is the heir of your account? No one. Maybe it's just jungling. Maybe just the stress of jungling makes me get grey hair. Can I be the heir? No, I don't have an heir. I have no children.

01:19:03 Ich bin 14 und meine Mutter hat eine größe Beard. Jungle ist die einfachste Rolle. Was die f*** ich stresst über? Über meine f***ing Teammates. Sie sind es runter. Ich bin chill. Ich weiß, was zu tun. Aber meine Teammates sind es einfach runter. Ich fühle mich wie ein Kindergarten. In jedem Spiel ich fühle mich wie ein Kindergarten. Wer hat sie permanent zu stoppen, um sie zu töten.

01:19:56 Will you go bald if I don't get rank 1? I'll be honest, at this point it is looking very, like, time-wise. It's just looking like it will just take so much more time than I anticipated. So I don't think I'll do anything bad. Treat your teammates like they are your kids and you will win more. Bro, I do that. I do treat them like I would treat my kids. You fucking disgusting. I'm joking, I would never treat my kids like that.

01:20:40 Be real, the one player from Zendo flashing a sign over River and dying afterwards after he got out of a genkau close ready to rage. I mean, I wasn't raging there. It was just like, bro, why did you do it? Bro, just bro, you know? At least that's funny, you know? At least that's funny. He knows what he's doing. The thing is, it's like Baos. He knows what he's doing. And he knows it can go turbo wrong.

01:21:26 The thing is, though, most people that I flame, they don't know what they're doing, bro. They're just running around like... The Jax incident will forever remain in our hearts. Bro, don't remind me of the Jax incident.

01:21:48 Bro, I can't believe it, man. He has 250 HP and he just starts tanking tower. Just dies in one tower shot, bro. He just dies. He just dies, bro. He just dies. I can't get over it. I can't get over it, bro. My heart can't get over it. I just can't. I don't have the clip. Only those who know know. Only those who know know.

01:22:36 Guys, I'm not apologizing to Reddit. Please stop. Okay, maybe I do need to order water. I thought it was fine, but I was just very thirsty, I think. I drank it like... I drank it two days ago, like when I came here. I was like, actually, it's not that bad. It is not as bad as the other one, but it's still bad. Fine, let's talk about my LP. There's no need to talk about my LP. Do you go outside? Do I look like I go outside, bro? I don't go outside.

01:23:41 The only way I'm gonna go outside is to pick up my food. I look like I go outside a bit. Kappa. I wanted to play a game before we started working out, but I feel like maybe we should start. How do you keep your sanity with the long queue times? Do you think long queue times make me lose my sanity? The long queue times make me keep my sanity, by the way. The more time I spend in-game, the more I'm going mental.

01:24:36 Bro... It does feel pretty long now when I think about it. Just gotta complain a bit. How much am I gonna get for this account? But I mean, I'm not gonna sell my account because it's not allowed and people will fucking make you fucking ready to try it again, but how much is this allowed? Like, is this gonna pay?

01:25:52 Ja, ich habe es nicht acceptiert. Wie viel ist es? Ich habe es nicht gemacht. Ich habe es nicht gemacht. Ich habe es gefragt, wie viel es mir gibt. $800. Nicht schlecht.

01:26:22 Actually, it is pretty bad. I kind of worked a full month for it. Every day, 12 hours. It's only 800. Actually, it's horrific. It's actually horrific, bro. But who even buys that? Do they just buy it to run it down? Is that the thing?

01:26:50 Would anyone of you in chat want to have my account? Like, not buy, but like, would you guys want to have it? What would you do with it? You would run it down? You would just queue up and run it down? I just got married, bought a whole second kid on the way. These are still in queue, bro. This is how it works, yeah. I would run down streamers I don't like. Okay, who would you run down? Who would you run down? Me! Hey, bro, it's my account. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. You would run down Charisma.

01:27:40 Okay, aber ja, ich meine, das ist in Lower Elo, doch. One of the top 20 accounts is boosted all season, I heard the guy pays thousands for maintenance. You call that maintenance? As if it's like a fucking machine that you have to maintain. Oh god, I guess it is. Yeah, of course it would end up in his Elo at one point, sure. But you might get banned before, so that's like a thing, you know. How's it possible, guys? Like, Karo's meant to be in Lower Elo than you, well, because they're fucking worse.

01:28:49 Es ist möglich, dass ich in dem Spiel besser bin als ich? BRO! BRO! Wild! Wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild. Bro, gib mir Zinza before I pick that away, gib mir Zinza before I pick it away. Wild shit, bro, wild shit. Wild, that's wild, that's wild. That's wild. That's wild.

01:29:42 Oh, we have a very good Silas angle. Good gems right there. Bro, just give us a Braum. Please just pick a Braum. Just pick Braum. Just pick Braum. Just pick Braum. Just pick Braum. Give us Braum. Please. No. No. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum. Braum

01:30:53 Wait, I wanna cancel it. Hallo, I just wanted to remind him to not go cleanse. Bro, but what is this game? Last game we were full AP. This game my top laner has cleanse. Oh, we're getting so ghosted this game. Now we're full master. I can't dodge. I can't dodge. Bros, is it a full cam angle? I'm gonna get ghosted. Full cam angle? Full cam?

01:31:51 I have a better idea. I have a better idea. What if you make the game, like, really small? Like, really small. So you can't ghost it. But. But. You know. You can't really ghost it. But you guys can watch it. You can, like, zoom in. You can, like, go close to it. But someone who's playing can't. Thoughts? Oh. I'm gonna time you out for saying that. Like, what is this? What is that?

01:32:48 Do you think you can see shit? Can you see shit or not? Okay, I think you can see shit, no? Just hide the map, yeah, bro. Nice. That's gonna do a lot. I mean, honestly, I'll do that. It doesn't do a lot, but it's okay.

01:33:32 Ja, Bro, Argo, ich will nicht 20 Sekunden haben, dass ich mich nicht so fühle, weil ich mich nicht so fühle. Ja, ja, ist das so schwer? Sorry, du hast keine... Du kannst nicht sprechen, Bro. Du kannst nicht sprechen mit deinem Chat oder so. Wenn ich nicht das fucking Chatting habe, würde ich mental sein. Du bist mehr Depress, weil du bist mehr Stuck. Diese Waffe ist f***. Es ist toll, dass du drei Worts auf dem Map hast, aber keine Spots von Thonfion.

01:36:37 Why did she start tanking when I'm not in range again? Bro, people don't know how to dive. They get nervous. They get nervous. She's already dead before I did my first damage. Oh, but I should not E. Bro, so they just get nervous. Like, what is this? Unbelievable. Like, this jacks things all over again, no? Should I just not dive when... Should I just not dive when it's not the easiest dive in the world, or what? Just don't dive. Are you six?

01:38:59 Ah, no, it's over. It's over, I think. Did it start? Bro, this Pandem didn't even have items. Bro, we lost this against zero items. It's winnable, I think. Bro, they banned Elise, Jarvan and Nocturne. I think they were ghosting. This has surely nothing to do with your fucking D-Blade and plans. Just a coincidence. I wanna force a ult. Malia, it's all so ult. I mean, it's not gonna be a ult. Laulia, we were waiting there. Hmm.

01:44:12 Nice! Very good! Back at even! I'm coming, but he's first. All in her, no? Wait, what? Bro, honestly, he went back to the fucking dagger, no? He had the kill, I think, without dying. Guys, we're winning this game, no? My silence OP'd this game. Oh, that was well played.

01:47:11 Das war gut. Ich denke, wir werden nicht unsere Golems nehmen. Nice, wir haben schon die Katarina gezwungen. Ich denke, ich bin eigentlich nicht mehr Kontakte. Bro, ich sollte nicht mehr Dive. Warum ist sie so schnell? Wir sollten nicht mehr Dive in NA. Wir sollten nicht mehr Dive in NA. Wir sollten nicht mehr Dive in NA. Oh mein Gott, wir haben die gleiche Sache wieder. Wir haben die gleiche Sache. Oh mein Gott.

01:49:09 Did they TP? We should all three still win teamfight. I can't believe it. He doesn't need to hit anything. There's five on Sylas and that's it. How is no one dying? This was not a bad fight, we just misplayed I think. How is this guy not dying? I swear to god, how is no one dying there?

01:52:20 Ich fühle mich, jemand sollte mir helfen, ich hatte zu CC' für 3, 2 Knockups, ich denke. Ich habe fucking Tabis. Wird Atakan killen mich? Nein, ich bin tot. Okay. Du hast 3 Knockup auf Zyber, richtig? Ich bin tot. Es wird schwer zu throw. Ich denke, es kann funktionieren, aber es ist nicht einfach.

01:56:42 Oh, they kill ourselves like that Lands value? I don't understand. Wait, wait, wait Don't panic! Don't panic! Don't panic! They're not on it! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! STOP PANIKING! We should stop their bases. This is a good fight. How did no one die bro? They were looking for me, no? I think we can do it.

02:00:13 Ich glaube, dass jemand... Ich glaube, dass ich hinter ihm war. So, er war so, dass ich ihn suche, aber er hat 3 Sekunden delay. Also, ich habe es gebt. Okay, jetzt ist es unthrowbar, right? Jetzt ist es unthrowbar? Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein

02:02:03 Aber es ist gg, es ist unloser mit Sklaut, so... Ich könnte einfach nur ulti und getrennt, ich denke. Ich könnte einfach nur getrennt. Okay, ich bin mit Fire. Bro, wie viele Dashes hat er? Er hat mehr! Er hat noch mehr! Und er hat noch einen! Er hat noch einen! Er hat noch 6 Dashes, bro! Wie viele haben wir? Was? Bro, ich kann nicht zwischen den normalen Dashes und den ARRI Dashes.

02:03:17 Plus 19. I don't know who was ghosting. I mean, they banned my junglers. I mean, there must be a ghosting, no? Okay, let's see, maybe. If there's gonna be a ping on where I am, that's ghosted. Because I don't have info. Alright, I mean, it starts a bit. Thank you, OP on. Oh, bro, this type is... Horrific, bro, horrific. Was it Pantheon? Denga, Altrich. Hmm, I don't know.

02:05:21 Bro, ich habe nicht meine Map, wegen der in-game Sachen. Ich habe es wegen der Charm-Select. Ich habe es wegen der Charm-Select. Nein, aber ich habe meine Map, ich kann nicht mehr haben. Wie viele Mordes haben wir? 20. Ich habe 2. Die World War 2-Jokes sind nicht allowed hier. Wir sind nicht von der World War 2-Jokes.

02:07:14 Still not working out. I mean... Should I start now? Lesson to not dive with enchant support. I mean, yes, you're right. You just don't dive, bro. Bro. Okay, let's read the document.

02:07:52 Ja, das ist gut. Like was we did yesterday.

02:08:15 By continuing further, you agree to the terms. This document must be reviewed live on stream. Okay. Every exercise must be done with the uttermost care. Any violation of proper form results in minus 20 OP. Bulgarian split squats must be done with side view. Normal squats with a back view. I'm not doing that. Push-ups also with a side view. There was a community request to wear a bikini. Nope.

02:08:44 If you doubt any of the rules, remember this is your goal 3 at best. I'm Grandmaster at least. However, your mechanics are barely brawned. This plan is sorted in a descending order in terms of difficulty of the given exercise. What does that mean? Descending means it's going less hard.

02:09:08 If you feel like giving up, stop being a pussy. So wait, so it's harder to start and easier later or what? I added links to super short random tutorials. I thought, oh my God, the greatest, but for a reason. Use this for morale. I can't click. I can't click this. Bro, all of the links you did is a waste of time. Unlucky, guys. So, pike pushups. How did I open it? I will not be able to click this either. Hold up, let me try Google Doc.

02:10:22 Okay, I don't need to listen to the push song. Alright, so this is the first one. Pike push-up. Plot 2. Three sets of six reps. This is a relatively hard exercise. You can rest for 60 to 90 seconds. I did those yesterday, no? Okay, spread fingers. Pack your elbows. Pack your elbows. Legs straight and feet together. Protect scapular. I don't even know what it is, bro.

02:11:08 Okay. I did those yesterday. Okay, so the thing is, my shoulders are sore a bit. Should I still do them? It's not that much. It's a bit. It's not that much. Bro, my... Is that wrong? Bro, my... I can't keep my feet on the ground. Bro, I can't keep my feet on the ground. My elbows were out too far. What is this? Okay, what is Alex saying? Not bad. Try to keep your forearms straight. But I can't keep my foot on the ground.

02:13:03 Oh, yes. Rest 10 Sekunden. The exercises are getting gayer and gayer. What? This is how it... Bro, what? Yeah, I should be fucking doing autoclicker anyways. Wait, hold up. In queue. I'm doing push-up. I'm doing push-up. Hold up. Hold up, hold up, hold up. That's how I can. Bro, how the fuck can I keep my feet underground? That's impossible. I should just do bent legs. Okay. Okay, okay.

02:15:37 Bro, I can do fucking 30 pushups. I'm not that much of a beginner, okay? I mean, I think pushups come later, though. Wait. No, I think I did 30 last week. I did 30 last week on stream. Anyone here who was there? Anyone here? Guys, look, do you think I could move my breast like this if I didn't have some kind of muscle there? Come on.

02:17:00 Chest action, bro. Okay, one more, one more, one more. So you're saying I should just bend my knees a bit? Or what? First going up and then going back is killing your form. Okay, that was the first one. What's the second one? The second one is explosive push-up. It's just jumping right after push-up. Yeah.

02:18:29 This one is hard, I think. This one is harder than the other one. Honestly. I think the problem with explosive push-up is the wrist hurts when I do those. By the way. I think I'll do them on the... not on the hard floor. Why is everyone saying don't do it? Should I just not jump then or what? Should I just not jump? Should I just not jump? Or what?

02:19:43 Ich meine, wenn ich sie mache, das ist nicht das erste Mal, meine Brüste eigentlich auszüben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Ich habe sie gestorben. Aber es ist nicht meine Hand, sondern meine Brüste. Es ist meine Brüste.

02:21:35 Take off t-shirt, I will, but not on stream. Okay, so next, we'll just do it again. We'll just do the same exercise again. Or we don't, because we have a game. We have a game. Okay, we don't. They didn't accept. An exercise is only effective if you perform the knee or two muscle failure. Come on, that's fucking bullshit.

02:22:47 Okay, your wrist hurts because you tried to catch yourself with fully extended arms. Watch the short again. Look, he's slowly descending while catching himself on the way down. Okay, let's try that. Let's try that. It's fine. This one was better, but it still a bit hurts. It's like, it's fine. It's not that much. Doesn't have that much. Are we gonna, what review my form now or what? What review my form? Doesn't look that bad, no?

02:25:08 I don't see what I'm doing wrong. What is Arrowhead? Oh, just your hands together? That's a diamond pushup, no? Yeah, that's a diamond pushup. Okay, these are even. Three sets, 8 to 10. I mean, it's gonna be harder because I already did so many of the other ones. Read it again.

02:25:45 The only change you have to make is not point thumbs towards your legs. Bring them up to make an arrow shape. Like this. Or what? Like not this, this. I see. Well, I'm gonna do it after this. Or what? Bring them up to make an arrow shape. Like an arrow is like this. So should I do it like this? Or this? Ah, so I should do it like this. And in the video he did it like this or what? In the video he did it like this.

02:26:41 Er ist die Erre. Er ist die Erre. Nein, er ist die Erre. Anyways, wir spielen den Jaren Band. Ich hoffe, das Spiel wird es lange sein. Krill rank 1. Du bist so glücklich. Ja, ich war sehr glücklich. Natürlich war ich. Bro, wenn ich rank 1... Ich werde nicht glücklich sein, ich werde einfach glücklich sein. Am ich still mad für die Jaxdive? Natürlich!

02:30:04 Der neue Rune ist besser als die andere Rune. Ich meine, die Rune. Die Rune ist besser, aber die Rune ist besser. Die Rune ist besser. Was ist der Ranglis-Killin hier? Der Flash-Kill ist dead, oder? Ich meine, er hat Flash. Er hat Flash.

02:34:53 Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein,

02:37:33 Was? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie? Wie?

02:40:57 This doesn't make a difference, Raul. Bro, why do you keep going, man? I already fixed the play, bro. Unlucky, bro. We're gonna lose this game because my support is CluelessPig. We can't win. I think we can win this. It's really bad gameplay. Because he's getting outsked by Sona. He doesn't know how to lane, bro. He doesn't know how to lane against this. It's disturbing. Wait, you can kill everyone. It's okay.

02:43:43 Ich denke Renekton kann alle anderen da sein. Ich denke, wir sollten sie sehen, wenn wir den Drakken haben. Ich hoffe, wir brauchen das. Gut. Es ist wert. Es ist wert. Sehr gut. Warum gibt es keine Gangs? Da ist nichts zu gank. Ich hoffe, wir werden Turbo Unscaled nicht. Ich kann ihn. Ich kann ihn. Das war so close, er hat sich schon eine Channeling. Ich sollte den Stripe Rekord erstellen. Ich glaube, ich habe einen Klick. Wie habe ich 2 aus 5? Möller ist noch nicht.

02:49:27 Und Pantum ist er noch nicht möglich. Engage in 3, 4. Ich gebe ihm die Red, so er ist die richtige Sache. Wir können endlich enden, oder wir können wahrscheinlich nashen? Lovely, aber das ist schon sehr gut. Ich habe alle Camps, sehr gut. Ich wollte ihn nicht so, ich gehe both. Ich wusste nicht, du kannst das blocken. Mein Team ist 1 in 4, 4. Kann enden, ich denke.

02:54:34 Das war ein Mistake, Bro! Hahaha! Don't give us more KDA! Das war's a good game, no? Actually. Derrell got nervous in mid-game, early mid-game, but that's it. And Azzy got nervous one time. What a fun and interesting game. Learned a lot. Thank you for pouring knowledge into my brain, Mr. Argoin. That was such a good watch. I haven't seen the game.

02:56:13 I wonder what some tips you would give grandmas to top laners. Oh, I don't know. Just respect when people are ganking you, bro. Just respect that. Is this my peak already? No, right? One more win is my peak. I'm back at rank 16. I think one more win is peak. Bro got carried. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I did my job, you know? I'm like a hardworking... What's it called? I forgot.

02:57:28 Ich habe nur was ich supposed to do, bro. Ich habe nur was ich supposed to do. Ich bin kein... Ich bin kein Karrer. Ich bin kein Lucian oder Azir. Es ist alles gut.

02:57:44 I am basically a walking ward, yes. I am a walking information guy. And I'm only cleaning up the free kills, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah. And? Got a problem with that? Got a problem with that? Do you think that's still beta? Do you think that's not manly enough? Do you think that's, like, I should be, like, playing fucking Kindred every game? And fucking playing Nidalee, and just doing most damage every game? Is that what you think? Yeah, you can suck it, bro. I just played the exact same game, except it was Shinjango. That's nice for you. Alright, let's go back to Wargaard now.

02:58:59 All right. What's on the list? What's on the list? So we were at Arrowhead. Okay, so Alex showed me a very nice photo. I can show that. So the left is the Arrowhead, the right is the Diamond. So I'm supposed to do it like this. Or like this. Instead of this. Like this. Okay. Yeah, maybe Aribo, maybe you should do some workout as well, huh?

02:59:32 Ich habe vier, ich habe vier, aber ich hatte 20 Hände, ich habe keine gute Grip, ich habe keine gute Grip. Bro, ich kann mehr Push-Ups machen als du? Ich bin ein Mädchen. Bro, ich habe 40 Push-Ups früher gemacht. Und diese Push-Ups sind schwerer.

03:01:47 It was literally only Grip Diff. It was Grip Diff. It was Grip Diff. Because I had sweaty hands on the floor, it was like... Bro, can you stop wasting your energy and focus on solo queue? Okay, Kappa. No, Aribo, I have half an hour queue time. What else am I supposed to do? I'm chatting with Stream and doing some workout. You're pushing yourself against the ground for no reason. Aribo. Aribo. Aribo. Shut up.

03:02:33 Oops. Oops, I'm wet. Study for college. Bro, I'm done with college. I'm done with college. I'm done with it. See those four arms? Yeah, that's right. See those four arms? Yeah, that's right, guys. Bro, you want to combine 16 hours of League of Legends with working out? You will have Morgana E under your eyes, bro. Black shield? Black shield.

03:03:44 Bro, aber ich habe das gestern. Ich habe Morgana EIs. Ich habe Morgana EIs. Ich habe Morgana EIs. Sie sehen gut, oder? Nein, aber sie sehen... Leute, sie sehen immer so. Sie sehen immer so. Sie sehen immer so. Sie sind dead inside. Nein, inside ich bin nicht dead. Ich bin outside dead, ehrlich gesagt. Ich bin ziemlich sore überall. All right, anyways. Wait, soll ich noch einen von diesen machen? Was war der nächste?

03:04:33 3 Säte! Ich habe 2, richtig? Ich habe 2? Ich habe 2? Ich habe 2? Ich habe 2. Ich habe 2. Ich habe 2. Ich habe 2. Ich habe 8. Ich habe 8.

03:05:52 Okay, what's next? Okay, so normal pushups, if you still got time and energy, you can do a set or two of standard pushups. You say a set or two and then you type two to three sets. Nice, bro. Nice. Okay, let's just do as many as I can. Three sets, as many as I can. Show it from side. Okay, I can do it.

03:06:37 Was set or two is a few? Oh. I thought a set or two just means one or two. Okay. That way we can judge a better form. Do you hear the judge only? Okay. Okay, I can value 10. I can value 10. I can value 10. How many did I do in total? How many did I do in total? How many did I do in total? Like, all in all? Easily 100, no?

03:08:18 4. Bro, I hit 100 easily, no? Guys, I mean total. I don't know, whatever. You're really enjoying my stream right now. Bro, is that meant in a gay way? Can you share the doc? I can try after this, yeah. Sure, I can upload it and share it on Google. Oh, let's do more, let's do more. Bro, okay, I'm done for this queue. I'm done for this queue. Next queue we go different group. Bro.

03:12:04 I'm done for this group. Next group would be what? Pull. Australian pull-ups. Alright. Bro, this document has a little bit more content in it. Okay, we'll read later. We'll read later. Bro, I don't do better Twitch TV emote. If you want me to add an emote, you need to do it on... On... On 7TV. I'll do more. I'll do more after the next game.

03:13:54 6 pack before rank 1, I don't think, I mean, I can get a 6 pack, but I think for me to get a 6 pack is really hard. It's really hard for me to get a 6 pack, I think. You have something, I'm not sure, bro, it's all water, bro. It's fine. Can you do lolable? No, I'm chilling.

03:17:10 No, I'm not dancing. No, boys. Workout is already the most I will do on stream. I'm not dancing on stream. I can't dance at all. I'm literally immobile. I'm literally immobile, bro. Yeah, I'm not dancing for $5.

03:18:19 Can you say, ooh, once? Honestly, I would kind of do that thing because I think it's just funny and silly, but there's so many gay people in my chat that I kind of don't want to be going into that direction, you know what I mean? So I won't. So I won't. I'm not feeling that. I'm not feeling that.

03:18:55 My content is not for the gays. I'm not here so you can get sexually aroused by me. That's not gonna happen. No, you know what I mean. You know what I mean, no? You guys are perma harassing me, bro. You're perma sexually harassing me. Stop doing that.

03:19:32 Ja, bro, wenn ich ein Poll sehe, wie viele Menschen sind, dann wird jeder wählen, wie 80%. Ich weiß nicht, bro. Ja, bro, das war mein initiales Plan, ich prolonge. Ich bin nicht gay. Warum sagen Sie das, als wenn EOS ist, wie ich meine? Du denkst EOS ist mein Server? Das alles gehört mir.

03:20:40 Aber ihr wisst, was ich meine? Ja, EOS ist besser als NA, für sicher. Ich will nicht sagen, EOS ist besser als NA. Es gibt einige gute NA-PLAYERS, die Top 20, 30 sind nicht schlecht.

03:20:54 Aber, ja. Es gibt viel mehr guter Spieler in EOS. Es gibt ein paar hundert, vielleicht ein tausend, Spieler, die du kannst, und sie werden nicht komplett gut sein. Aber in A, es gibt nur ein paar 50-100 Spieler, die eigentlich gut sind. Und die resten sind nicht gut. Nein, ich denke nicht nur, dass ich nur eine Chance kann, und nichts anderes ist gut.

03:23:49 Sexy Hugo Baby King, he's top 10. Nah, I'm doing the workout later, I'm taking a break. I wanna play League now. I'll do the next Q. I changed places because the other players couldn't prolong. Another Jarvan then. What the fuck is that fucking zone? Now it's a blind pick. I mean, I don't know what that would pick. Probably is it zone? Or... I think so. My midline are covering fucking Vex sauce, bro.

03:27:06 Is that jungle or top? Who won draft? Armetlena, is it the battle of OTP that they ran down to like 5 times? The last 5 games I've had him, he's ran down. Like, he was in the enemy team though. It's fine, I think. This is my last game today. That's not true. Wait, is that night? It is night.

03:30:52 I thought it's a different battle. Okay, okay. Well, please stop running it though. Please stop running it, bro. Please perform better than the other games. Bro, honestly, why didn't you just fucking ask for jungle? I have 1v9 on Karma this game. Anyways, let's just play the game. I'm unfocused, I'm unfocused, I'm unfocused. I think Bud is diabolical here, no? For her.

03:35:31 Ich habe noch einen Kiel. Ich habe noch einen Flaschen. Ich habe noch einen Flaschen. Warum ist sie hier? Bro, ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen. Ich bin sehr unfocused in diesem Spiel. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen. Ich habe ihn nicht geholfen.

03:43:36 Bro, Knight ist such a good guy, he was running it down in the enemy team and he's carrying it in my team Clean bro, 30 more wins bro Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up I have 10 more days Her W will cancel your E, I mean, if she didn't press it instantly, no? She used it for my W Oh, it was hard to get out Bro, can I win this? Bro, why did we almost lose this? I mean, I guess Jax is strong, no? Akshan did 800 damage from me Let's get Fabius, bro

03:46:23 Okay, you guys got him, whatever. But she can just E out, no? Why doesn't she just E out? So got to wait to have it, no? Just TP, TP, TP, TP. Yes. She's on it, she's on it, she's on it. She gets 1k, she gets 1k. And she gets it. Let's get her jungle in 3-2 bot. I don't feel turret shots. Why is my entire team dead? Just get this.

03:50:21 Guys, just do that! Like, do the Atacon! Oh my god, are we gonna lose the Atacon? Bro, what is this throwing? Let's win the game! Man, okay, my bad, I should've waited, but like, I hate this game that this is going like this, I hate it. Like, why can't we just fucking not go in mid twice in a row with 10k gold lead, please? It's so boring, no? No more fun.

03:52:59 I don't need to pull it, just hit it. I cannot contest, bro. Sad, I don't have item. Did I just base again? I don't wanna fight, just vision and base, I think. Should we start Nash? Yeah, I think so, no? We don't have keep, we... Okay, now we can... Wait, what is... No, no, no, we don't start. No, no, no, no, they're coming. The game, or...?

03:56:42 This game made me nervous, bro. I don't think we can finish if we don't kill the jacks. But we got the jacks while Philo was pushing. Alright, we're back at my peak. Rank 15. Rank 15.

03:57:47 What's for lunch? I have the same as yesterday, but with chicken instead of beef. Chicken with rice and salad. Nothing special. Just mid. Am I gonna pay for exit lag? I think so, yeah. I have like 35 more hours. But yeah, I think so. A few more wins, yeah. Am I at plus 2 or 3? Plus 2, right? I need 2 wins. I need 2 more wins.

03:59:04 2 wins. Wait, what am I saying? No, no, wait, wait, what am I saying? For top 10, I need 4 wins. What am I saying? I took a supplement at the game, I was literally falling asleep, holy fuck, never again. What kind of supplement? I'm usually fine, I think. I don't know what happened to top level 4, I was so distracted. I don't know what happened there. But Alice had a really good play there, I didn't even look at the map.

03:59:49 Aber die Divebot war wieder! Bro, die Divebot! Sie haben es wieder! Sie haben es wieder! Sie haben es wieder! Sie haben es wieder! Ich meine, es war nicht so early, es war nur ein Tag. Sie haben es auf Kai'Sa, aber ich glaube, wir sollten nicht auf Kai'Sa gehen. Er hat mehr HP, plus sie hat... Plus sie hat... Barrio! Unless es bad in every game. Ich meine, die enemy support war failed, so es war noch nicht so supportive.

04:00:24 Wait, that guy was Phil as well. Oh my god. That guy was a jungle main. Okay, that was a fair game anyways. Actually, I would even say it was unfair because we had jungle main on mid. Unless he was queuing Phil. Unless he was queuing Phil, bro. He said he has Phil. Okay, same. You want me to add cloppy? Bro, the bots are not sub only anymore, are they? I did this because of the inspections.

04:03:44 No, they are not. Look, I'm in Cognito mode, I can just go to my VODs. Or? Wait, that's a clip. Oh, okay, what? Okay, let me change it real quick. I swear, I changed it back. So, subs can do, don't see ads. Yeah, it's on again, heh? But I swear to god, I did that off. Like, I swear to god. I removed that. 100%, like a week ago. Now, it's off again now.

04:04:44 Why was that? Because of inspections, bro. Because of inspections. Inspectors. Inspectors were coming. What inspectors? Just trust me, the inspectors, bro. The Spongebob inspectors. Bro, look. Look at the same mode. This is what was, you know, why I had to do it. Because of this. Inspector. No, not government. No, no, no. Not government inspectors. What is that? There's a short going up, okay.

04:05:58 Alright, uh, we're going back to the workout or what? Oh shit, guys. Oh shit. Wait, I closed the tab. Oh shit. I actually did close the tab. No, not text, guys. Not text. It's fucking League-related. It's League of Legends-related, bro.

04:06:54 Bro, honestly, the punishment is normal, no? It's, like, really normal. Really normal. People get suspended for a few games, maximum. I mean, I literally just flamed people in my stream, nothing more. That's it. This is... People... Bro, I don't want to... I don't want to talk more about it, anyways. Anyways. It's not like I fucking killed someone, IRL or something. It's like, bro.

04:07:40 Ich habe Chat-Band in LeakLine. Ich habe Chat-Band für »You are shit« und »You are noob«. Das ist was ich Band für.

04:08:00 Alright, so the next one is the Australian pull-up. I don't have a stick. I don't have that. Okay, I don't have that. But guys, honestly, isn't this a completely different muscle than if you're laying down?

04:08:31 Honestly? Honestly, isn't it completely different? He wished that upon the entire NA continent and called it Greasy Animals. I didn't do that. No, it's not the same, guys. It's not the same. Yeah, look, this is rowing and this is pulling up. You know, isn't it? It's a difference, no? There's a difference if you do it like this or if you do it like this. Like, there's no, it's the same.

04:09:18 Bankers can't be choosers. You're right. You're right. But yeah, this is rowing, not a pull-up, right? So, okay, just that we are at the same... It's not the exact same. Okay. It does target a little bit differently. Two chairs side-by-side with a gap in them. Big recommendation is high parallel bars. Yeah, I don't have that. Guys, I found a rod. It's pretty stable. Yeah, it's pretty stable, I think.

04:10:33 Kann ich es mit diesem? Es sieht gut aus, eigentlich, nicht? Es sieht gut aus, aber ich muss es noch mal wiederholen. Hold auf. Ich muss meine Ultiflicker auf, damit es nicht verletzt. Ich meine, ich weiß nicht, ob das alles wichtig ist, also ich fühle mich nicht verletzt. Es ist nicht weit genug. Es ist nicht weit genug. Es ist nicht weit genug. Es ist nicht weit genug. Bro, ich habe 3 cm von Bewegung.

04:13:30 I have this huge box. Do you guys see it? Do you guys see it? What are we thinking? Huge box plus chair. But it's not the exact same height. You will scratch the chair. I mean the table. The chair plus box. Bro, I think we just skipped this one. I'll be honest. We're skipping this one. I think we're just skipping this one.

04:14:21 Ich denke, das ist einfach nicht gut genug. Okay, so die zweite one ist nicht viel. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun. Du kannst es nicht mehr tun.

04:14:51 So this is what it says. Side. Front. So the side. Okay. Great. This will be like pulling an immovable object. It will apply tension to your biceps quite a bit. Maybe try to pull as hard as you can for 10-12 seconds. Then rest. It will count as one set. You can also try to do the sitting down. 12 seconds for one set.

04:15:27 Sit down like an L-shape. Wrap towel on your leg. Try to pull the towel towards your belly button. Bro, isn't what I did yesterday just better? At least I have some movement, no? Honestly, what I did yesterday was better. I'll do that. Try this, I'll try this, I'll try this. So what? Let's do this? That's it? What do you mean pull out? I'm pulling out. You want to have it harder? You'll get it harder.

04:16:59 Bro, ich kann es fühlen, aber ich fühle mich wie mein Tauel war besser, oder? Your wrist is limiting your movement, try to wrap it around, um weniger tension zu your wrist. Bro, my wrist is always a problem, no matter what I do, my wrist is the issue. What's up with that? But it's not long enough, the towel isn't long enough. Does it matter in what position my hand is? Because I just pull like this, instead of like this or this. Does it matter?

04:18:50 Try palms up. Doesn't make a difference. Or you mean... You mean this. I mean, this is better, no? And this goes way more into my biceps. Oh, this one hurts. Yeah, this one is... This one is rough, boys. This one is rough. Wait, I need to do my left one more time. Why is he holding a towel? Guys, what about forearms? Should I train them? How do I train them with this? Like this? How do I train them?

04:20:58 Okay, I need a small break. I need a small break. I had three sets, no? I had three sets. Wrap your towel around the table, then hang yourself on in... Yo, bro, don't let the PrimeRick see that. Yo, bro, don't let the PrimeRick see that message. Hang yourself on in by gripping the towel. Will kill your wrist in the goods kind of sense, right?

04:21:52 Okay, let's try, let's try. On the table, okay? I think that one is a smart idea. Bro, this one is good. Bro, this one is good. This one is crazy. I can instantly feel the burn. Bro, I can instantly feel it. Bro, I can instantly feel it. No, this one is really good. No, this one, I can't even do a lot, yeah. Yeah, this one is really good to this. Agreed, agreed, agreed.

04:23:47 Get a bunch of trash bags. Fill one with water and like double or triple bags so the water doesn't leak. Do curls with them. I mean, I'm good, bro. I think the fucking towel thing is enough. I'm gonna break the table in half. Are you stupid? How is the table gonna break in half, bro? Bro. Bro, how is the table gonna break in half?

04:25:28 No, but bro, these ones are so good. These ones are so good. I can instantly feel it. I can instantly feel it. I mean, guys, just so you know. When you know, you know. But is there anything more than this? Like, this can't be the only thing I will do, no? Like, this is only four arms.

04:26:37 I did nothing for the... Guys, I do know a back exercise, but I don't really like it that much. It's when you're on the ground, you take the towel and you just pull like this. Without any weight, it's just a towel. Is that good enough or no? I feel like it's not doing a lot. Okay, now we have a game. Knight, if you're in my lobby, just type something.

04:28:03 Ich würde mich für den Jungen fragen, wenn es ihn auf Beldorf ist. Aber er hat gesagt, er will nicht mehr spielen! Ich würde nicht Bernd Beldorf sein, ich würde ihn nicht glauben. Es könnte jemand anderes sein, doch. Kann ich einfach mit Ari instead gehen? Let me just... Ah, fuck it, let's go Karma, no? Bro, du hast den Naut. Put den Naut in die bag, put den Naut in die bag. Wer ist der Naut und warum Arwin lebt zu dickride ihn? Ich bin nicht dickriding ihn!

04:29:17 Bro and Raken in Zona instead of Nautilus. I mean Nautilus is banned, but they could just go rel. Why versus my man? Why? What are you saying? Annie? Don't I win that? I mean, I don't know. You're the Yorick. Well, good luck, bro. I'm to leave. You're lucky I'm not jungle. We have Belweb. If it's knight, it's free win, I think. Because it's a good matchup, but... It's not knight?

04:30:11 He doesn't run the skin. Oh my god. I should have asked for jungle then. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's okay, it's a better way of main, but oi oi oi. Grandmaster jungler, bro. I'm the only one being filled, I think. Oh my god, my AD carry is totally main. Bro, they're full on the roll. My supporters filled. But we have two.

04:31:18 I'm sweeping now You have mcdonald's manager with outfield, I know it's f***ing open Please just path bot It's free win Don't look Run in W Star W by the way Oh my They intaped They intaped to dive That's not good

04:34:52 Bro, was am I doing? Bro, I'm missing, I'm missing it! Whatever, bro. What a kill. Bro, top lane is getting thermal so loaded. Bro, is his charm ghosting? Why did he know where he was warded? He would use the pingwood for this. He's ghosting. I mean, I tried his enemy jungle, that's not really that great. That was a mistake. It is, right, to take that fight? I think it is.

04:37:12 Ja, ja, ja, das ist ein Ristake, das ist ein Ristake, ich weiß, das ist was ich gesagt. Oh mein Gott, Rotoblion ist nicht wirklich heiß. Was ist passiert? Warum können Duggos nicht in dieses Kampf? Bro, du musst nicht die Lasten, du musst nicht die Lasten. Machst du etwas, bitte. Sehr gut. Warum ist er all in, Bro? Wir brauchen Vela für dmg, wir haben keine dmg. Wir haben keine dmg. Just leave Bot, Bro, leave me mid. If Vela isn't serious, we're not worth.

04:41:39 Why is he not going mid? She has no ult, I think. I don't know, it's just... You can support it, it's fine. I can roam top. Bro, why is the art not walking up? Sassy sassy! I hate that we can maybe get something done. Bro, doesn't she have the fucking E? Wait, what the wall is fucking... Bro, how did we lose that? How did we lose that?

04:44:49 Where was her E? Where was her E? I should have stayed top. Nice, good job. I'm missing a lot of CS. My quality is bad. I mean, the problem is I have nothing to put it on. Guys, you're not ulting in! Yo, you can't fight anymore. I can't connect.

04:47:26 Bro, wie ist er so bad? Sie TP'ed as well, so es okay. Wir haben Mid-Push. Es ist kein Problem. Ich kann nicht connect. Ich kann es nicht mehr. Wir müssen alle fighten. Ja, es war ein guter TP. Wenn sie nicht matchen, können wir fighten. Sie matchen. Okay, wir können fighten. Bro, ist es so schwer zu verstehen? Ist es so schwer zu verstehen? Wir müssen nicht fighten, wenn wir nicht groupen. Das ist es. Ich würde gerne den Blumen aus.

04:48:57 Why is everyone dead bro? Why are we dying? How is it possible we lose this? My Korki was not here. Bro, why is this fight so bad? How are we losing every fight? My Korki is level 15!

04:52:39 Mein Kork ist auf 15, bro. Kann er participate? Ich bin nicht even Flaming, ich denke, es ist einfach nur our best to fight without him. Having a Master Elo Jungle ist crazy, you know. Ich bin um. Kann Belenath nicht nur noch kaufen Mercs, so sie kann die Annihilfe und das ist es? Literally? Ich glaube, das ist wie wir die Spiel gewinnen. Was ist Jarvan doing? Guys, please change Jarvan. Ich habe Nash. Aber warum sind wir da?

04:55:05 I already dead! Again! Just killed Charven! I'm slow, dude. I can't eat mana, bro. I'm very mana-hungry. You're gonna get silky, bro. I can't realize Orange is in the bush. Bro, these fucking pets and the Oracle, they're so hard for us to kill. I hope that's it, I think. I think that's game. I want it, I want it. It's not going better. On my knees, wait for me to fight. Yes! Yes, yes. Yes.

05:02:10 Ja, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed. Das ist es, ich glaube. Das ist es, ich glaube. Das ist es, ich glaube. Das ist es, ich glaube. Das ist es, ich glaube. Das ist es, ich glaube. Oh, das ist es, ich glaube. Aber nice, guys. Plus 3, bro. Plus 3, again. Oh. Almost 1.5. And Juicy 20. Guys, should I be done for the day? Should I be done for the day? Only workout for the next 9 hours? Can my body even do that 9-hour workout?

05:06:04 I've never in my life had a 9 hour workout, or like a full day of workout. I mean, okay, walking for 8 hours, that works, I'm sure. But I mean, like, actually, like, 8 hours of workout, don't you just die at one point? I don't know, bro. I love watching other men workout. Well, that makes you gay. That's fine, though. I'm just saying, you don't need to, like, say it out loud. I had most damage!

05:06:43 I had most advantage in this game. It wasn't that bad of a game, I did make some mistakes, but it wasn't that bad. Okay, so we are still at the same rank, but one more win and we're 14. Bro, I'mma be honest, I'm super hungry. Since I do the workout streams, I'm very hungry. I need calories, bro, and I need fucking protein. I need protein, by the way. I opened DPMNC, very good team, very good team, very good team. Nah, there's no way to say that.

05:07:33 Okay, aber vielleicht war ich heute glücklich? Ich habe heute schon ein paar Workout gemacht.

05:07:47 Bro, everything is sore, literally. My back is sore, my arms are a bit sore, not that much. Okay, my breast is no sore at all, not sore at all. So yesterday's breast workout was whatever. My legs, not that much either. Just a little bit from the side squads, I think. My breasts are like, actually like, my breasts is like, actually not even tired. I think I could do like, more.

05:08:16 Oh, okay. Bro, in German you say Brust. You say Brust. It's Breast. You say Breast in German. Literally. So I just use Breast. I thought you could use it as a... You say Bursten in Holland. Okay. That's funny as well. Thank you for your stream. You're now a proud LDMP. You're a low master. Nice.

05:08:55 Oh, ich kann nicht mehr Pee, doch. Yo, CallMeFreeze, danke so für den Satz. Ich denke, wir werden noch einen von den Rist-Below-Arm machen machen. Bro, bro, diese sind wirklich gut. Diese sind wirklich gut, die Vor-Arms, ja. Aussie pull-ups mit Towel und Table. Ich meine, ich habe es gestern, ohne Towel. Ich meine, das ist nicht was ich, ich habe es quasi das gleiche, ich habe es nicht pull.

05:13:49 Where's my duck? Alright. Alright, what do we got? What do we got? So next one we have is legs. Don't be a chicken. Remember the rules. Explosive squad. Jiggles. High plat probably. Two times eight. Nine seconds. Is this jumping from the floor? Okay. Looks very easy. Looks very easy, I'm not gonna lie. I still have food from yesterday.

05:14:37 I always ordered for two days. And put one in the fridge. Bro, my old Airbnb guy is still messaging me. Three days later, four days later. The idea is to jump as high as you can. So you squat down. You jump. Wait, let me look at it again. So from the squat you try to jump up. Your humbleness suggests you're extremely fine. What is bro typing?

05:15:37 No need to read it out loud, Agurin. Bro, you wrote it in chat. I was trying to understand the context. Anyways. What were you thinking? Was it good? Knees out. What do you mean, knees out? Okay, if Alex says it's good, it's good. Oh, you mean knees out, like this. Let's just wait a minute. Let's just wait a minute. Milf Agurin. Bro, I'm a dude. How can I be a mother?

05:17:55 Ich kann einen anderen machen. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

05:19:37 Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Gotta need a break. Gotta need a break. Next exercise. Cross. Cross-heck squats. I don't think you got the flexibility for this. It's what I did yesterday, no? Everyone was telling me my knee is gonna jump out. Yeah, I mean, I'm not fast. Bro, what is this?

05:20:21 Bro, he's going fully on the ground. Impossible for me. Impossible. Okay, was that? Four reps, each legs. You don't need to sit down, I can be just going down paths parallel. No, these ones were good, the explosive squats are good. I can feel my legs burning. I can feel this part burning. And my ass. This part and this part. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I didn't.

05:21:17 Ich weiß nicht, ich werde versuchen das Low-Thing. Aber ja, ich weiß nicht. Ich glaube, ich kann das nicht tun. Ich meine, ich bin ziemlich sicher, dass meine Knie sind. Gut, gut, gut, gut, gut. Ja, ich habe einen AC, ohne AC würde ich nicht, ohne AC würde ich das nicht ohne AC. Nicht mit dem Shirt auf. Nein, nein, nein. Es ist so heiß. Natürlich haben sie einen Draven. Ich habe nicht nur einen Draven-Gamben, habe ich? Ich glaube, ich habe nicht.

05:23:06 Ich weiß nicht, dass ich zurückkehren muss. Ich weiß nicht, dass ich das. Ich weiß nicht, dass ich das. Ich habe keine Jarding-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer-Gamer

05:25:02 I mean, honestly, I can buy a low MR, this game works for sure. But that's kind of scary. Oh shit. A Malford is really good into Quinn. It's a good pick into Quinn, it's just like, yeah, Silo's open. Unluckily. Oh, but...

05:27:26 Ich fühle mich, wir können auch Killed Silas, aber okay. Oh, shit. Das ist nicht gut. Das war das. Bro, McDonalds Manager, warum? Wir sind in der Mitte oder nicht? Wir sind in der Mitte. Wenn wir nicht haben, wir haben Wart, wir haben Wart. Unlucky. Unlucky. Das ist so schwer, bro. Wenn wir das nicht sehen, ist es verrückt, bro.

05:35:42 Und da ist es, wie ich ihn erwähnt. Wie hat Luluh nicht mit W stopt? Sie sollten das gewinnen. Sie sind wieder weggegangen. Sie sind in Prio! Sie sind in Mid 1v2, stattdessen zu helfen! Wir waren 2v4, Top! So eine frustrierende Spiel, man. So eine frustrierende Spiel. Könnte eine 3-Win, aber sie... Ich weiß nicht, was sie Filled? Ihr Name ist Luluh, Buffing. Sie ist nicht Filled.

05:41:17 Whatever bro, it's fine. I can still win. Just literally, she didn't buff me a single time this game. Stop fucking playing for the Silver AD Carry. It's fucking noob. Unlucky, she can't ult me. There's nothing to do bro. Just push. Just walk up. That's unbelievable bro. That's unbelievable bro. Do I have a Vision Hunt or what? Bro, where the fuck is my Lulu? Where is she, man? Literally, fucking hold my hand! Hold my

05:44:02 You are not able to play the game by yourself, just fucking follow me! Bro, it can be so easy, you know? Just be on my fucking screen for once. She didn't have ult, it's fine. Hopefully we win now. Get a base, please. Get a base. Waiter! It's gone, no? It's gone, it's gone. I think it's gone. Come, come, come, come.

05:47:10 I think we could have fought it earlier, but it's fine. I did get my 50-15. Wait, wait, wait. Take the cams. That's the Silas with my fat ult. Wow. They don't have 15. Where the fuck was he? Bro, my mid lane was really good. My top lane was pretty good as well. Climbing though.

05:52:22 Rank 14. One more win. It is, I think, rank 12. Two more wins for top 10. I don't know if botlane was totally bad or if only support was bad. I don't know, bro, but they were inting. They were inting. Wait, wasn't this the Quinn? It was. It was kind of me. It wasn't! I thought it was kind of beans. Oh, this was a fucking... This was the Twitch OTP, no? This is the Twitch guy.

05:53:56 I didn't even realize that we had a free win all along. Oh my god, this is the Twitch OTP. Bro, if I quit now, like if I stop for the day, this has been the best day in like 5, 6, 7, how long, like, when was the last time I had like 100 LP day? Honestly, has been pretty long. Has been actually, has been fucking two weeks, bro. Isn't it better to just stop? I mean, maybe a bit. I mean, normally I give it all back, no?

05:55:18 If I have one more win, I should stop. I had plus 7 W days, but these were low elo games. I think plus 5 is extremely good, and I should take that home, and then just do 6 hours breakout for the rest of the day. What are we thinking about that? Nah, I'm kidding, I will play the entire day. Quality over quantity? No. I mean, if you're below 8 hours, probably that's bullshit.

05:56:15 Wenn du das Spiel gelernt hast und du nur zwei Stunden spürststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststststst

05:57:07 You play 15-20 games. Yeah, that's too much. No, no, no. That's too much. Okay, I thought... Okay, yeah, that's too much. 8-10 is better. 8-10 is better. No, no, no, no. Bro, because most people that say spamming games mean 5-10. They're asking if that's too much. That's not too much. That's fine. Okay, let's go back to workout now. But I am hungry. Chat, read the title in the browser tab.

05:57:56 Aha, Green PDF! Alright, wo waren wir? So, wir haben die Explosiven. Wir sind jetzt in den Cossack-Squatsen, richtig? So, ja, diese sind die, die ich nicht richtig gut gemacht habe, gestern. Oh! Warte, warte, warte, warte, warte. Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich... Was habe ich...

05:59:05 Balance. You are leaning forward too much. Lean backwards. Okay. Bro, I have to lean forward. I'm falling it. I'm falling. Okay, honestly, I have a keyboard. Oh, the chair blocked it again. Oops, I'm sorry. Oops. Oops, I'm sorry. Chair blocked it. Unlucky, guys. Honestly, if I just do it naturally, it's fine, no? I'll just do it naturally, bro. Wait, fuck.

06:01:24 Wait, is that what I think it is? Nice. Let's get it. Guys, is Nox time to pick here? What do you guys think? It is, no? Oh, do you think I can go at least? Bro, they're ghosting. Bro, they're ghosting. Bro, they're not ghosting. I'm trolling. I'm stupid. Wait, I'm stupid. I thought we were last picking Quinn and they blinded Milefight. That's what I thought. But I'm stupid. We picked Quinn first.

06:04:28 Do I have correct runes? Oh, I don't. Fuck. I mean, it's not that bad. It's not that bad, but oops. I guess it's normal runes. You can take these runes, but you just have no ultimate hunter. Bro, G-Jones is crazy, man. No, it's not the same queen. This is the good kind of queen. Doesn't Azir just shit on them? Like, they have no one that can kill Azir, maybe Malfaddle, but... Thank you, Simeon. Gotta give him that.

06:06:05 Ich denke, ich bin Parting-Bot, ich glaube. Das ist McDonald's, ich habe den Problem. Ich habe alle die Poms, ich habe keine. Ich habe keine. Ich habe keine. Wie ist er, Bro? Wie ist er zuerst? Ich habe den Smart, ich glaube. Ich kann einfach win das. Bro, McDonald's. Okay, es ist gut, eigentlich. Ich habe das Bad, ich habe die Boots. Look at das, ich kann nicht mehr. Was? Warum ist er das? Das war wirklich, das war Game-Winning, aber ich habe die Tolo.

06:11:44 Why did he E out? Bro, why did he E out? I think he should fake it. It's gonna be double, right? Our wave stop and mid are so fucked. I'm so fucked, guys. Look at this. I mean, he's losing a bit of it, I guess. Wait, I didn't do grub instantly. I might find no ult, I think. I'm coming. It was actually stupid. It was MF was coming.

06:13:41 Es war echt ein Beste. Ich werde einen Squadron kill. Nein! Nein! Er hat Panta, btw. Er hat Panta. Er hat Panta. Er hat Panta kill. Er hat Panta kill. Er hat Panta kill. Er hat Panta kill. Es ist alles gut. Ich bin 1v9. Ich bin mit mir. Es ist alles fertig. Es ist alles fertig. Es ist alles drin. Es ist alles drin. Es ist alles drin. Es ist alles drin. Es ist alles drin.

06:15:05 Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das?

06:17:15 Bro, ihr habt ein 1K Shutdown! Und er ist OP, aber... Bro! Er ist OP, aber nicht spielen wie das! Wir haben ihn normalen. Und er hat ULTs. Wie hat jemand die? Bro, ich kann das... Ich habe nichts gebro. Er ist das, was er ist.

06:19:32 I need armor, aber ich weiß nicht, das Malphyr ist wirklich tanky. Ich sollte ihn nicht. Ich denke, ich kann ihn nicht, wenn ich ihn nicht getroffen habe, wenn ich ihn blockade, wenn ich ihn blockade. Wir sind nicht gewinnen, sind wir? Wir sind nicht ahead, wir sind nicht gewinnen. Azir ist so behind, er ist level 9. Sie haben ihn, nicht? Sie haben ihn. Für den Stammkern, er hat 10 kills. Was haben wir malphyr? Sie haben malphyr. Sie haben malphyr. Sie haben malphyr.

06:22:05 Does he have WE? I don't even know what's happening in Rogue. It's fucking easy. I'm not gonna lie. Just leave him to die guys. Come on, stop saving inters. Bro, the inting is crazy this game. Bro, what? How did I get him? Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight bro.

06:25:51 Okay, das war echt well played, holy shit. You can fight even, Tom kills everyone, no? No, no, no. I mean, the power is dealing damage, but in fact there is nothing left. Maybe? I'm fucking dumb. No, he didn't have it, bro, he used it here. Gijon's 11 death. Classic. Alright, I think we need to flank a bit. Not frontal, Muffet is still peeing. Yeah, I did this because I have Frozen Heart and Silas was far away, and he's the only one who killed me.

06:27:46 Hey, plus 5 probably, right? Plus 5. Wow, David's first time performing. Is that David? Or who is David? Who is David? I am certain from that this is a mandated government loss. There is no way we lose, bro. Where'd she go? I'm gonna take the subway. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, not this one, this one. I do not turn in here.

06:29:26 kinda wanna go in it's wrong but i really wanna should i it's really wrong it's really wrong bro what is happening plus five let's get it wait is that top ten no one more right hey actually climbing huh this is how climbing should look like oh mcdonald's match had lowest damages bro bro

06:30:50 Okay, 1537 means rank 13, and 37. No, I'm rank 11. I'm rank 11. One more win. I'm literally one LP before top 10. One LP before top 10. Let them block Malphan, no one on the server can play it. Oh, bro, he was useless. Okay, one more LP, bro. One more LP. One more. One more. Yo, one more.

06:31:53 GG's kind of wins. Who is David, though? Who is David? Bro, I played not a single Jarvan game. Guys, I didn't play a single Jarvan game today. I didn't play a single Jarvan game. Only since I have a Nocturne and one Karma. Jarvan was the problem. But he's still my best winrate. Maybe I'm just lucky today. Maybe I'm just lucky. But should we keep going?

06:32:40 Should we do the Cossacks? Yeah, I'm gonna do the Cossacks, but I'm gonna do that just how it feels good for me, okay? Because I don't think my physique is like... Like, I'm just a bit... I don't know, bro. I just can't be... I'm not that stretched. Like, I can't be this flexible, bro. I just can't be that... I'll look at the match story after this. Position of the table. Going up, right? How do you not go up?

06:34:11 It's impossible to not go up, by the way. It's impossible to not go up. You have flat foot. Bro, I have normal foot. Can't keep it down. I can't keep my fucking foot down. I can't. I can't. Actually, I can. I just have to go further. Okay, it hurts. It's good. It's good. It's good. No, this was good. No, this was good. No, I think I just have to have my legs more apart. That's why I couldn't go down.

06:35:44 Das ist ja. Ich versuche den anderen Legen. Ich versuche den anderen Legen. Ich versuche den Autoclicker. Invest in Superfeet Insoles. Ich versuche das nicht. Ich versuche das nicht. Es ist wirklich gut. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert. Es funktioniert.

06:37:13 wait how many times should i do uh two times eight i did that no or did i do that i mean i did left two eight times i think let's let's do let's do one more two times eight let's do one more one time eight each go

06:38:19 Bro. My legs are getting stretched, bro. My legs are getting stretched. Like the insides of my legs, you know. They're getting stretched. Like this. It hurt a bit. It hurt a bit. It hurt a bit, bro. Bro, bro, bro. No gay comments, Alex. No gay comments. No gay comments. Okay, that's it. That's it for this one. What's next?

06:38:52 The next is Bulgarian ones again. The ones I did yesterday. So the only thing I can use is either the small chairs back there or the couch. Okay, so straight back. Or not straight. What? Not straight. Okay, a bit apart. Okay, that's one. Looks cool. Wait, how many? How many? Three times eight each. Bro, the chair is hurting my foot.

06:41:39 Das ist gut, oder? Das ist gut, das ist gut. Bro, das ist gut. Bro, das ist gut. Das ist gut. Das ist gut. Ich habe einen Coach. Es sieht sehr gut. Ich glaube, es wäre gut. Es wäre gut. Ich glaube, es wäre gut. Aber es wäre gut. Aber es wäre gut. Aber es wäre gut. Aber es wäre gut. Es wäre gut.

06:43:28 Das war Set 1. Ich sollte drei Sets machen. Next cue, bro. Next cue, bro. Next cue. Meine legs fühlen, wie ich... wie ich yoga mache. Nein, nein, nein. Es war nicht so schwer. Es war nur strechig. You know what I mean? Es war strechig. Hey, bro. Can I do the profile? No, bro. Sorry, bro.

06:44:42 Do you live alone? Looks like a small and unfurnished apartment. It is, bro. It is a fucking Airbnb. I'm only here for 10 more days. Hey, just checking if you made it home safely. It was such a pleasure hosting you. You were absolutely wonderful guests. And you'll always welcome back anytime I was alone. He says you were wonderful guests when I was alone. Bro, he won't stop spamming me, bro. He won't stop, bro.

06:45:33 Just fucking leave me alone, bro. I'm out of the Airbnb already. Oh, this is the other Airbnb that I had before. That's the guy. Maybe he thinks I had people with him because I was talking. A lot. I just was too late with my booking. So that's why I had to move. But honestly, this place is better, no? I have way more space. It's better lighting. The kitchen is better. It has working wash machine. I like this place more. The bed is worse, though. The bed is way worse.

06:47:00 Ich weiß nicht, dass ich meine Frontal-Lite benutze. Ich habe keine Elektrizität. Ich habe keine Elektrizität. Ich fühle mich an. Ich fühle mich an. Please get plus 10 today. Ich werde ehrlich sein, ich sollte praktisch bestoppen für den Tag. Historisch, ich habe mehr verloren, später in den Tag verloren. Kann Viper wieder zurück zu 2k? Wenn Viper wieder zurück zu 2k ist, das ist wirklich eine gewünschte Aufgabe.

06:48:43 I'm just right there, bro. I'm just right there, dude. It's getting close. It's getting close. I can almost grip it. I can almost grip it. Lithuanian music. Let's listen to it. I don't know why, but I like Russian language music. Is that offensive? Lithuanian, it's not Russian, right? Oh, shit. Sorry. It sounds very similar, though.

06:49:28 No, you're not gonna be offended as a Russian, you're gonna be offended as a Lithuanian. Baltics are not real, doesn't matter. Vladi got rank 1 in the West. Brilliant. Bro, finally, not 1-1-3. The song isn't good, though. The song isn't good. Bro, what's the point? You're 1v1ing a Bruiser.

06:50:44 What's his point? Bro, what's his point? ADCurs are literally snipers. They're supposed to be one-shotted. By anything. Bro, what's his point? What's his point?

06:51:08 No, es ist nicht eben über Item Build oder nichts. Ein Brüser sollte immer 1v1 gewinnen gegen ein AD Carry. Ein Brüser, zwei Brüser sind immer zu verlieren gegen ein AD Carry plus ein Tank oder so. Das ist wie es funktioniert. AD Carries sind nicht 1v1 gewinnen. Sie sind nicht 1v1 gewinnen.

06:51:44 No, he should be getting one-shotted by the Bruiser. No. No, he should be getting one-shotted. Because he has more range. The Bruiser is gonna get CC'd easily in any teamfight. Where anyone someone's close, the Bruiser is gonna get CC'd while he's not. So he will have 3 damage time. And yes, rank is not a tank. Phantom's rank 12. He was rank 1, no? Oh, like 2.

06:52:25 Nobody's complaining about the damage, but how tanky he is. I don't know what your point is. I don't know what your point is. He's healing, and yeah, sure. Sure. How can Rock beat Scissors? Yep, that's how it works. Yeah, Skimmern is very good. I'm always defending Skimmern. People play him because of MSI, but no, he's good. Am I learning French? Never, I think. Give me a minute, I want to go wash my hands, actually.

06:55:21 Joke. Ja, mein Haar ist natürlich wie das. Ich schäuze. Ich bin ehrlich gesagt, was ich hier sollte. Ich sollte kind of warten, aber okay. Unlucky! Gut Kante pick, gg. Nothis is bent. Neiderell. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man. Nothis will man.

06:58:55 Ich sage ihm ein Counter, weil du kannst ihn nicht gefährden. Und er kann einfach nur, für free, nur für dich. Und du kannst nicht wirklich blocken seine Spelle. Except für den Ult, aber er hat nicht Star Wars. Ich hoffe, ich werde Teflade wieder. Ich bin wirklich Hunger.

06:59:34 Code Rogue Jungle Video. Hmm. How much is chat restriction for another week? But honestly, I think me being chat restriction is really good. I'm not kidding. Me not... Like, honestly, I typed way too much. I typed way too much, bro. When someone says or does something stupid, I typed to him. I have the need to explain myself for some reason. Really? Hardly noticed. Yeah, I'm just like that. I laugh so much with your pings.

07:00:18 Yeah, I mean, honestly, I'm trying to communicate with my pings, right? But it's hard to communicate with my pings. Greetings from Greece. Greetings back, bro. Hope it's nice weather. Might be too hot, no? It's very hot. August, is it? Oh my god, I can't prolong. I can't prolong.

07:01:05 Okay, so 31 is the deadline. I'm not gonna move again. GG. GG. Fuck. That's actually kinda sad. Stay illegally, they won't stop you. No, but the Airbnb, bro, I can stay here, but I will need to move again with my entire street. That's something I won't do. Wait, I need to see then when is my last day. Wait, if I have to check out at 10, I can take a flight at like 12.

07:03:14 The flight is going to be like 10 hours, so I'm going to be arriving at midnight, which is going to be 6 a.m. in Germany, in Switzerland. So I'm arriving morning on the 1st. Alright, I have to pack the PC and send it back. I mean, I'll do that the day before, of course. That's not something I'll do on the day I'm flying.

07:04:06 Ja, Zürich hat eine Instant-Flight nach Toronto. Ich meine, Nikich hat bereits gesagt, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will, er will,

07:04:45 Please extend even more, I'm begging. Okay. Guys, why? Oh my god. Okay, so we have TF Blade and Duo King. Don't be like G2 and let us down. Okay, what if I just get top 5? Isn't that enough? No, guys, honestly, money isn't even the issue here. There is something, like, bro. You won't accept top 5. Would you accept rank 2? Would you accept rank 2?

07:05:40 No. Okay, unlucky guys. I can make you happy. I have six days, bro. I need to get 100 LP every day. Oh, shit. Well, let's pop Bob, I think. They have Trondle bot. Okay, after this game, you for sure need to eat. Don't come back if you're ranked too close. My hands are sweaty, bro. You will use your rights to Shit Talk NA forever.

07:07:44 Guys, wenn ich noch zwei Monate hatte, dann hätte ich noch ein paar Monate. Okay, dann hätte ich noch ein paar Monate. So würde ich sagen, es ist eine Zeitung, nicht eine Zeitung. Es ist eine Zeitung, nicht eine Zeitung. Es ist eine Zeitung, nicht eine Zeitung. Ich kann das Spiel spielen, btw. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß. Ich bin grüß.

07:10:17 Just in case. Bro, Silas is so bad every single time. I have it so many times. Nice. Before he dies, so he's like, forget this. I actually can't. This invade wasn't worth because my midline is so useless. I can't fight. Oh god bless, she into that. 100 ms gap. We knew.

07:15:03 Not bad! Plus 6! Not bad! That's top 10! That's top 10!

07:20:45 Das ist Top 10. Das ist Rank... Das ist Rank 8. Das ist Rank 8, Leute. Das ist Rank 8. Das ist Rank 8. Okay. Rank 8. Nicht schlecht. Ja, ich weiß. Es ist noch viel left. Ich weiß. Das ist so schwer. Es ist so weit entfernt. Ja, ja, ja.

07:21:47 Guys, my head is actually kind of like spinning. My head is spinning. I know there's, like, for some reason I have a lot of viewers now, but... Oh, the kettle went off, man, right? Yeah. My head is spinning. My head is spinning. I need to take, like, I need to eat something. I'm not going off. No, no, no, no, I'm not going off. I'm taking a break, okay? Like, 20, 30 minutes.

07:22:19 I'll put it in the microwave. I mean, I think I'm gonna go Q, though. I'm gonna be in Q, because the Q might be half an hour. But if the Q is like five minutes, I don't think I'll accept. Guys, my feet is... My foot is hurting. I think I overstretched or something from the Bulgarian squads. I actually think I heard it. Like this part. This part. I don't think I'm gonna do more Bulgarian ones.

07:25:48 So, I swear to God, was it just a matter of time until I had a really good day? Or what? Or what? Was it just a matter of time? I don't think I have eyes, but I don't know about that.

07:26:18 Es fühlt sich sehr gut. Ich habe dir 120 LP auf eine A. Danke, bro. Hast du eine Recipe für das?

07:26:54 No, but honestly, the Jarvan game was the best game. This is the hardest game I carried today, no? The other games, I was never bad, but this is the hardest game I've carried today. Kind of. The other games, I was always participating and not eating and stuff like that. This was the hardest carry. So, I don't know. I mean, wait, I do have a fat Jarvan win streak, I think. Yeah, I do. Actually, I do. Oh my god. I actually do.

07:27:41 Are you the best outfield Karma player in the world? Uh, yeah, I think so, of course. There's not the Karma player, like, there's only Magi Felix, but he's not outfield. Oh, shit. Well, I didn't want to accept it anyways, guys. How long was it? Five minutes or so, no? It really was not long. But I'm gonna re-queue, and I think I'm gonna accept next one. You guys wanna see food? You guys wanna see food? It's chicken with rice and some potatoes.

07:29:41 And a salad. And a salad. With onion... Not onions. Onions? No, there are onions. There's tomato, onions, salad, and olives. Greek salad. Bro, I'm so hungry. Oh my god. Now that I start eating, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna watch this. I want this to update so I can screenshot it. Do I need to re-log? Let me re-log. No, I mean, now the leaderboard updates live, bro. This is like half an hour delayed or something.

07:31:26 Danke, Wacky. Ja, es ist wirklich gut. Es ist gut, guys. Es ist gut. Wenn Viper hat Balls, ist er. Wenn Viper hat Balls, ist er. Wenn Viper hat Balls, ist er. Wenn Viper hat Balls, ist er mehr, bro. Er hat keine DK Games mehr. Er hat nur 20 Games in a row. Er kann für einen Monat kommen, bro. Ja, das ist mein Peak in N.A. für jetzt. No, er hat mir gesagt. Ich bin ehrlich, wenn 1,900 LP. Was der Goal. Ich könnte technisch nicht mehr machen.

07:34:10 But guys, I'll be honest, it's still gonna be hard. Like, even Rank 2 will be hard. I don't think he's scared, bro. I think he just has super decent hours, no? He wakes up at like 2 or 3 p.m. Maybe later. Thank you, Zuckerbrain. This song is so fucking bad. Okay, progress. Sandy Stormy finally subbing in. After chatting for weeks. For hours on end. Thank you. Guys.

07:37:27 Like rank 1, I'll be honest, it's extremely far away. Realistically, 7 days is not enough. Realistically. Since I've been here, I have been climbing. But it's very slow and steady. And it's not very quick. So I don't know. If you look at my graph, it looks very not bad, no? It looks like a steady climb. A slow and steady climb, always. Now look, it took me fucking 15 days to get from 1k to 1.5k. 15 days for 500 LP.

07:38:16 Es ist nicht langfristig, es ist langfristig. Es ist langfristig, aber es ist einfach... Ich denke, ich hätte es komplett aus meiner Meinung zu spielen. Every fucking game. Für mich zu 100 LP per day, für 7 Tage in a row. Aber es gibt keine Extension mehr.

07:38:49 Ich glaube, ich kann nicht mehr bleiben bleiben. Ich glaube, ich will nicht mehr bleiben bleiben. Ich meine, ich bin ziemlich sicher, wenn ich mich sehr gut fragen möchte, ich weiß, was ich sagen. Sehr gut. Er wird wahrscheinlich helfen mir wieder. Er wird wahrscheinlich helfen mir wieder. Aber ja.

07:39:20 Do it so you don't have to return. I mean, honestly, it is kind of a good point, no? If I'm this close and I go back without being ranked one, I kind of have to do it again at one point in my life, no? Have you kept in touch with a twisted fate that Cody raises? No? Should we look him up? Oh, he's still 5 for an LP. Oh, no, bro. Bro, how long did I go? Like four weeks? This is the fucking first week, no?

07:41:08 Should I add him and ask, do you remember me? I'm the guy you bullied in high school. Now look at me, bro. I think it was four weeks ago. Someone, like, my editor would have to do, like, a fucking cut, you know, to the old one, where he was, like, griefing me on purpose, right? Okay, that's all? Bro, I haven't had him in 30 days. Wait, that's not possible.

07:42:03 Ah, da ist er. Ja, da ist er. Es ist drei Wochen vorhin. Es ist drei Wochen vorhin. Die Sache ist, er hat mir nicht gehört und wir verloren den Spiel, und ich habe ihn einfach flammelt. Und er hat mich danach gesagt, dass ich falsch und racistisch bin. Aber er hat mich wirklich sehr verletzt. Nach dem ersten Mal flammelt er hat mich, er hat mich auf der Grunde genommen. Nach dem ersten Mal. Du kannst du ranken in EOS und Korea, aber nicht in A, aber du kannst nie recover. Leute, komm mal.

07:42:59 Just imagine your stream about me section has to say rank 2 and A forever. That kinda itches my ego, I'm gonna be honest. But guys, ego is not important. I overestimated ego. I overestimated ego my entire life. Ego is not important. Ego is literally irrelevant. Ego is literally irrelevant, bro. Ego is literally just made up in your mind, bro.

07:43:47 Imagine you could never put a rank 1 NA on your LinkedIn. Yeah, shit about that. Hmm. But yeah. Wait, why is that still in there?

07:44:06 But yeah, Rank 1 NA, Season 15, would kinda look hot. Wouldn't it? Guys, is this hot? If this is Rank 1 E West, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, Rank 1 Korea 13, E on A 12, and then NA 15. It does look hot. It does look hot. Yeah, it does look hot. I might have to, bro.

07:44:37 Alright, let's just play as much as I can and then we can, like, the last few days I'll look again, right? But what if, what if I just keep losing now? What if I just never go, maybe this is my peak and I never come back to it and this is what, I just don't make it.

07:44:55 Why the fuck were you playing on EU and E? Because I had so long queue times, I played on two accounts at the same time. And that way I got on like accident on EU and E rank 1. Literally, I wasn't even tryharding there. I was just, because in the queue times of my EU West games, I was playing on Nordic East. Because there was really long queue times. If I don't make it, you guys say I'm retiring now. I mean, I'm still good, it's just not that good. Right, not good enough for rank 1 anymore.

07:45:33 Still good enough to impress you, noobs. Am I right? Am I right? Not impressed, buddy, unless you beat Viper. My mom asked if I washed the dishes. I yelled, Aguin and Airing, too. She knew they were washed. Bro. How many games did you win that says JungleDiff? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 8. That's not the bad.

07:46:54 Ist es eher oder weniger 1 in 5? Aber ich denke, dass mein Playstyle nicht wirklich... ...involve die... ...killing die enemy Jungler oder die enemy Jungler dahinter. Das ist nicht mein Playstyle, Bro. Mein Playstyle ist... ...having eine Stable Game... ...having... ...meh... Ich bin nur ein Teamplayer, nicht nur ein Lass. Guys! Guys! Es ist wirklich nicht effizient... ...to go Invade und machen die enemy Jungler ein bisschen mehr dahinter. Es ist nicht. Ich denke. Du bist viel weniger auf dem Map.

07:47:38 Was? I will get bullied at school. I always say NA server is trash. Now they will say even your best players couldn't get rank 1 here. Are you an A? Wait, so you're saying if I don't get rank 1, you guys will get bullied. Why the fuck are you guys going to school? Aren't you like fucking 25, all of you? You're fucking lying. Type your H in chat. Type your H. Be honest. Type your H.

07:48:22 Look, everyone above 20, honestly. Everyone above 20. 21, 22. Everyone. So you guys are lying, you're not going to school. Bro, we're super boomers here, no? Holy shit. Why do I see a 57 there? Why do I see a 57? I've got a job, wife and kids. Still playing time to watch your stream. Bro, be honest, how is it? How is it? Having a job, wife and kids, how is it? Be completely honest.

07:49:46 Because most of us are looking for that, right? Most of us here in chat are looking for that, right? Not all of us, but most of us. No, I'm... Okay, unless you're gay, I guess, but... Are you... What? Gay? No. I don't know, we'll see. I mean, probably at one point. I mean, the other part, the fucking housewife, kids. No, I mean, that's like... Isn't that like the goal always, Pena? Guys, be honest.

07:51:07 Isn't it super boring at one point, if you don't have kids? At one point, you can only do so much fun stuff. You can only do so much fun stuff, no? At one point, you have seen everything in life, and the only thing left to do is just pass on your knowledge and shit. No? Isn't that? Isn't it like that? If you're like fucking 60, we have 30 more years to live at that point, probably. What's the point of being like...

07:51:46 Du hast nichts zu tun, bro. Nein, aber ich meine, natürlich, aber für das musst du die Kinder früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh früh

07:53:30 switzerland i would say has a very healthy amount of diversity like very healthy amount not ironically that's what i would say i mean i don't go out often but that's what i would say honestly the most like the most the most immigrants in switzerland are germans oh shit there is no unhealthy amount of bro bro are you fucking kidding me are you fucking kidding me bro

07:54:48 Don't cross the line, Monka Toss. How is that Toss, though? Have kids, bro. It's not hard. You will learn as you raise them. You don't even need to change your lifestyle. You just need to be a bit more responsible. You think I can play 15 hours of League of Legends every day? You think I can do that? You think I can do that? Our lobby is fucked, no? We're playing in Spentalus. I cannot empathize enough how amazing it is to be a father.

07:56:01 Das ist richtig, Daddy. 8-Hour League ist nicht gut. Nein, 8-Hour ist genug. Ich meine, die Europäische Hours sind 8-Hour. Aber 8-Hour ist eigentlich zu viel. Es ist nicht genug. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Es ist zu viel. Ich denke, was könnte funktionieren ist 8-Hour plus Breakdates. Das könnte funktionieren. Gott, bless someone. Ich kann ihn jetzt. Ich weiß, er ist in Q, so ich kann ihn.

07:56:41 Ja, ich meine ja. Aber ich glaube auch nicht, dass nur streamen auf Wochenende ist, dass es gut sein wird. Und ich habe noch nie versucht, richtig? Also, ich weiß nicht. Ich denke, ich werde noch ein weiteres Spiel machen und dann zurück zum Workout, weil ich nicht digestiere. Ich denke, ich werde eine Pause. Ich werde 6 mehr Stunden, also wir haben genug Zeit. Ist es richtig, richtig? Oder ist es schlecht? Ich habe nur 20 Minuten früher.

07:57:26 I'm not giving up, bro. I'm not giving up. Bro, should I not take a break after eating? Should I not take a break after eating? I'm not taking a nap. Honestly, there's a couch here. I could take a nap on this couch. Who eats in the middle of a workout? Bro, my workout goes 14 hours long. Of course I have to eat in the middle of it. Only old people nap. That's cap.

07:58:20 I mean, to be honest, I haven't napped in a long time. But napping is very nice. If you can afford to do it. Workout made you better? Leak? I don't think so. I think I'm lucky today. I think I'm lucky today. I'm going to be completely honest. Time to extend. I can't extend. I already asked. Who is stopping you? Well, the owners, bro. It already got booked again. Bro, Airbnbs? They make cash, no?

07:59:53 Ich kann gar nicht glauben, dass sie so viele bekommen. Sie sind vollständig. Sie wissen, was ich meine? Sie sind vollständig. Ich bin hier für zwei Tage und sie haben bereits Renters nach mir. Das ist verrückt, bro. 7-1-Brasil. Ich möchte es investieren. Ich meine, es muss irgendwo sein, wo es nicht wert ist. Es kann ein random-ass-platz sein.

08:00:49 Could you move again? I mean, technically, I could move again. Technically. No, I don't have to leave in 2 days. I would have to leave in 7. Or in 8. From here on, you might even get more target inted. I don't think so. I think the target inting has completely stopped. The target inting was between Master and Challenger. That has stopped. Not ironically, I don't feel target inted at all. At all.

08:01:49 No, no, no. I mean, of course we have shitty games and unlucky games and shit like that, but I don't think I'm targeting it anymore. You could do tourist stuff if you booked too many days. I mean, I don't have too many days for sure now. I'll have too little. I mean, I could book technically another day, like another week. I could do that another full week. Or like another 10 days. But guys, I think this is like, I shouldn't, I should not do it. I don't think I should do it.

08:02:32 Es gibt auch Offline Finals in Deutschland, in Köln. Mein Premier League Team braucht mich, bro! Mein Premier League Team braucht mich! Ich meine, all die fucking Amerikaner nicht mehr wissen, aber mein Premier League Team braucht mich, bro! Ich meine, wir sehen uns wie sie morgen machen. Ist es heute? Es ist morgen. Wait, es ist nicht morgen. Es ist in drei Tagen. Meine Katze missen mich. Ja, ich werde nicht vergessen. Ich werde nicht vergessen.

08:03:52 Why do you think I will lose to Pentheles? I will never lose to Pentheles. But it was from the song, I thought it was a fucking siren. Will you film it? Pentheles enemy, yep, I knew. I have a Zac in my team. End of stream before you end up from 7-1 to 8-8. Guys, if I start losing, should I just stop? Actually, if I start losing, should I just stop for the day? But honestly, it doesn't make sense. It just doesn't make sense, guys.

08:06:04 Es macht nicht Sinn, weil ich nicht mehr Zeit habe. Wenn ich nur so viel zu spielen, würde ich nicht machen, würde ich eigentlich machen? Ich denke, es macht nicht Sinn. Ich denke, es macht nicht Sinn. Oh, er hat mich geübt. Ich bin nicht. Ich habe Filled. Ich bin gegen Azur. Ich bin Filled. Was ist der Chance? Du hast 12-1. Es ist nicht so low. Es ist da. Es ist da. Es ist da. Das Game ist gut, eigentlich.

08:06:41 Honestly, Primic doesn't even deserve me. Let me be honest, Primic doesn't even deserve me, bro. They can fucking chill with their 1k viewers, no? He's the ass. You think this looks like a loss? I mean, top is bad matchup, mid is not great matchup. But we have a Zac. Thank you, CBS noobs. Oh my god, it's a master elo jungler.

08:07:28 Okay, he's at least Zac OTP, so I think it's good that I stayed. I'm playing as an LCS midline now. The enemies have a jungle main on AD roll, but the rest is filled, so it's fair game. They have a jungle on AD, we have a jungle on mid. It's fair game. Bro. Why is he AFK? And why is my Bart running in if he's AFK? He's lost.

08:08:38 Bro, das ist nicht mein Fault, das ist nur 8k! Er ist nur 8k! Er ist nicht so gut. Und er ist main also. Wie ist Azir? Ich habe den Wettbewerb 1 gespielt. Wie habe ich das? So nice of ihm zu geben. Das ist nicht schlecht. Er hat MR. Ja, ich weiß, warum ich nicht das tun.

08:13:13 Als Ionia changes, so am I. I lost it as well. My spirit is an unquenchable problem. I will probably win that. Bro, mid is not, is mid, was mid bruised? Was it? Oh, just the kind of pushing to me. Didn't I crash before? I'll kill him in like 6 seconds. Come. Enemy AD Carry, as I said, is a jungle main.

08:17:14 As I said, the enemy deck is a jungle man and we're supposed to win bot. Sorry for me. Flash team, bro. Government mandated loss for sure. Bro, what the fuck? That was so long. Bro, I want the play. How is my entire team feeding when I'm the one filled? I blocked it, right? Bro, what is this? I should have flashed. I thought I would dodge it with my movement. Like I was out of it, no?

08:20:14 We're losing 3-4 topzett. Just saying. That is 100% government-mandated, by the way. 100%. 100% government-mandated. Unlucky, guys. Why is that? Why is that a bot? Why is he farming bot lane? Bro, I don't know, man. This will not work out because my jungle is fucking ATK. Like, I don't know, bro. It's fine, just a bit.

08:22:36 Ja, MF, MF lost the game level 1, honestly, anyways. Then proceeds to fucking lose lane? Bro. What a disappointing game, bro. What a disappointing game. I know, I remember this name. I remember, I always lose with this guy. He's fucking disgusting, man. I have a bad feeling about the rest of the day. Guys, imagine I lose it all back.

08:24:09 Guys, I can't lose it all back. I can't. But I can't stop either. Well, we drop back down to rank 10. 37. Or? Yeah. Rank 11, in fact. Let's play until plus 4. You guys know me. I will not stop until. You guys know me. I will not stop ever. I will not stop until I'm tired. I was just unlucky, bro. Can't win them all.

08:27:03 Hm, Zeit für Workout. Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. Ja, es ist Zeit. Es ist Zeit. Es ist Zeit. So, wo sind wir? Was ich noch die Cossack machen?

08:27:32 No, I did those. I met the Bulgarian ones, right? I think I did one Bulgarian. But I said I will not do more Bulgarian ones. They hurt. I think I over stretched something.

08:27:49 So I'll do normal squats. So if you got more time and energy, do normal squats. Something like 2-3 sets of 10-15 reps will serve you well. Go below parallel. If you can't, you most likely have either stiff hips or stiff hamstrings. Do look up a hip opener.

08:28:07 Was? Okay. I mean, let's just do fucking normal squats. I can do squats. I can do squats, you know. That's possible. Okay, 15. 15, bro. 15. Bro. What do you mean, stretch? Okay, hip opener.

08:30:44 Stretch. Bro. What? This looks sus. Bro, all of this looks sus. Bro. Ninevegna, hip opening, yoga. I'm not gonna do those. Guys, I'm not gonna do those. Happy baby. The first one. This one. Look, airplane opener. Hip.

08:31:50 Just show the axis. Okay, I already don't have that. So you just twist your leg?

08:32:18 Ja, ich kann. Ich kann es nicht. Ich kann es nicht mehr. Nein, ich kann es nicht mehr. Nein, ich kann es nicht mehr.

08:34:53 90 degree opener. Was ist das? Das ist das. Was ist das? Was ist das? Du lebst? Du lebst? Du lebst? Du lebst? Und warum muss ich das wieder tun? Wie ist das? Oh, du kannst es nicht sehen. Ich kann es nicht wirklich sehen. Oh, ja, ja, ja. Oh, ich bin ehrlich, das fühle ich nicht. Oh, ich bin ehrlich, das fühle ich nicht. Oh, ich bin ehrlich, das fühle ich nicht. Das fühle ich nicht. Das fühle ich nicht.

08:37:41 Okay, ich habe das. Ja, ich habe das gemacht. Oh, ich muss die Rotation machen. Rotation.

08:38:03 So it's similar to the other one, just with rotations. Okay, let's try it. Okay, bro, I'm done. I'm done with this. I'm done with this. I'm done with this one. Yo, Zend, what's up? I'm just, you know, learning something.

08:39:36 Zendu, prepare for your Prime League match in 3 days, bro. Bro, that doesn't do anything. What does it do? What does it do? I need to play Siluki. Did you like my Jax, bro? The Jax was amazing.

08:40:06 Okay, I should do it. Bro, I'm done with stretching. Fuck, stretching. I can already do squats. No, my squats are fine. The problem is, if I do that, my knee will get hurt. If I do this, my knee will get hurt. I know this.

08:40:31 We'll come back to that later. Exercise 1 is a kettlebell weight shift. You can do this with any weight in hand. Open your hip. Also do external position. Do the sass one. I'm not doing a sass one. I'm not doing the child pose. This is the last one I do. This is the last one I do for the stretching. I'm done with stretching. I will just do some more squats. We're done with stretching. With legs, I think. We're done with legs, no?

08:44:33 Okay, so after this, we have only core and cardio. One huge plus of Kali's strength is that it trains your core by default. If you think about it, doing a push-up is holding a plank plus extra movement. However, for extra core strength, I think this is one of the best workouts. Oh, I need to open that on the Google Doc. It says beginner, but then trust. It's fairly hard to do actually all this on a row with the same tempo as it was. Okay, let's see. Where's my Google Doc?

08:45:16 10-2 Bro, today my buttfuller has not been stretched. Today was a good day. Bro, why does he have the tattoo on his fucking... That's crazy, bro. You guys know this guy? Okay, what does he do?

08:45:55 Und diese sind ziemlich schwer, ich denke. Legs raises, das ist easy. Knee raises. Und das ist hip raises. Okay. Yo, hi Velja, wassup, bro? Wassup, thank you, bro. Another raid, bro. Hope you're doing fine. We're doing some workouts.

08:46:32 I had to radio after I saw you starting your gym arc. I mean, I'm just doing some fucking home sessions, bro. The queue is so long that I have literally nothing to do, so I just work out in the queue. This looks not that hard. Bro, this looks not that hard. I can do this. The worst part is this one. 45 seconds of fucking the knee taps. This is the hardest.

08:47:03 Problem ist, dass ich das auf streamen mache, mit meinen kleinen Pants auf werde, ich sage, dass ich mich einfach mal auf die Cam zu tun habe. Aber ich mache das nach dem nächsten Spiel. Nice! Perfect! Nice! You know, just perfect timing. Guess who's failed. Okay, I got a jungle. I got a jungle. I feel like I didn't do enough squats. I feel like I didn't do enough. I literally didn't do enough.

08:48:57 Wir spielen gegen Panteles wieder. Ja, meine Legs sind nicht schäckig, sie sind nicht benutzt. Ich glaube, ich habe 50% der Workout, die ich konnte für meine Legs haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben. Nein, ich werde nicht sorenes haben.

08:49:46 Hamstring Curls. Whatever that is. How can I do that? I can't do that. I can't do that. I can't do hamstring curls. I don't have anything to do that on. Run up the stairs. I mean, there are stairs. I won't do that. Why is everyone telling me on Twitter to hurry up? Guys, our draft is cooked. It's fine. They win. They have filmed it, I think. Oh my god. This is not a good draft.

08:51:20 Ich bin ehrlich, das war das. Vielleicht ist es. Ich will sie. Es ist fine, wenn wir weg sind. Mein Hand ist sweating. Er ist nicht weg, also muss er ein Base-Drawing-Bot sein? Was ist er? Warum ist er immer Base-TP? Warum ist er immer Base-TP?

08:55:33 I can't even help. Well, MP3 game is back at Irin. Or behind, I would say. Behind. His flash is up, right? I don't know what it was during. I forget he's dead, no? He has ult, but there is no way he can confess, right? I don't know, why is no one helping me, by the way? Bro, I'm losing against an absolute disgusting noob. He's such a bad player. Oof, the smites, bro. He's Pantheon. What do you want me to do? I need my teammates. He's Pantheon, bro.

08:59:24 His combo is like 1k. I just need my teammate. So he isn't for free. He's for free bro. Let me say this. Bro, it was such a free win. Why did they choke it? Why did they choke it? It was an absolute free win. Like it was so wrong to like go next wave, no? Or like maybe you can, but you need to instant combo me and push. He can kill. Or he shouldn't.

09:00:45 Why don't you guys play the game in a normal way? I don't understand. Just win the game. Just play for objective. You are fucking full prior. Bro, the game is so hard now. It's not even winning anymore. We're behind. We're behind in this game. They killed the enemy button four times and we're behind now. Because they can't fucking progress their lead. It's crazy. It's crazy. How's he first about?

09:02:31 I hate this team. I hate this team, man. We can't win this game. Bro, we can't win this game, man. Why is this game not easy? Why is this game not easy? You had 5 kills or 6 kills, bot. Like, why is this game not easy, man? Just please, I can't play, man. I literally can't play the game. I just can't even play it. What a freebie, bro. Bro, what a freebie to lose. What a freebie to lose, man. It's so disgusting.

09:04:02 Es ist so disgustig, no? All of what we did is so disgustig. You can't press B, bro. His tempo is fucked again. You can't press it. He's dead, dude. Why is it so hard for this guy to press recoil? We're gonna lose the second dragon. Bro, another one. Another one, bro. Can I fight it? Actually, let's fucking get it. I can kill him, actually. Touches it all.

09:07:33 Unlucky with these guys If I had no Hyrule and I could have bought Blue Swing it, I would have killed him We should have killed Puff Who took my Raptors? Dude, it's gone, it's over I get Atakan I pinged him away, he didn't listen Unlucky guys I think this game over, maybe I will see I don't know if I can swing it, I don't think I can Why aren't we fucking taking Atakan? Why are we fighting till death?

09:12:26 Oh, we can't even do it. We can't do it anymore. It's fine. Okay, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning. We're winning now. Gundermann hat joined the fight. I swear he's okay as far. Thanks so much. Yes, yes, yes, go Nash, go Nash, go Nash, go Nash. I mean, we might lose soul for it. You guys don't want to take Nash? Okay, it's fine. Take soul and stuff. I mean, the dragon doesn't give us anything, I'm gonna be honest. Bro, my mid lane is 3 levels down.

09:16:58 We are KumoW, you know. This guy always ints on non-rhythm. He always ints on non-rhythm. Just find me someone. I'll figure it out. Bro, why did we have to make it hard, man? Why did we have to make it hard? She will see her Fanta kill. I will still honor them. I mean, I will honor my Rumble as well. Because they gave me roll. GG's. GG's, GG's.

09:18:39 Das war ein sehr frustrierender Mid-Game. Wir haben nicht so viel gemacht, aber ich habe das Spiel gewonnen. Hier ist es ein Spiel gewonnen, und normalerweise wird es ein Spiel gewonnen werden. Aber wir haben einfach immer wieder geblendet. Es sieht nicht so gut aus. Pass hat es ein chest. Wir gehen zurück zum Workout. Nein, ich kann nicht öffnen. Oder? No keys, guys. Ich habe keine keys.

09:20:05 Check your shop. That one's the coolest. We kinda are... So Technica should be doing this, no? Bocardi, my huge plus one goes to jumping rope. If you don't have a jumping rope, just imagine it. The rope itself adds barely nothing. It's there mostly for entertainment function. Just repeat the movement without the rope. So you're just jumping. Try to start with 60 seconds for 5 rounds with two 20 seconds breaks.

09:20:56 Build up towards 3-5 minutes per round. Skipping, not jumping. I mean, it's the same, not just less high. For a more advanced card, you just run slowly in zone 2. Excellent. If you actually decide to go on the proper gym and start walking out, won't do that. Reach out to me again. I can help you design nutrition, proper workout plan, including strength. Yeah, won't do that, bro. I'll not go outside. For those uncultured swines that didn't recognize my discard profile pic.

09:21:35 This is Kyriakos Grizzly Kappa Kulak. The M-Lord, the Mogger, Bloat Lord, Immovable Object, and Unstoppable Force by himself. He's the Anger, the Gym, he's the Fitness. Bro, what the fuck am I watching?

09:22:20 Er ist voll. Bro, er ist fattig. Er sieht fattig, ich kann nicht lieb. Bro, seine Physik sieht sehr fattig. Nein? Er sieht, wie er hat viele Muskeln unter ihm, aber... Was ist das? Es ist Greger's build, ja. Argrin, Ex-Elise-Coach. Was? Checkt die letzte Link. Wo ist die letzte Link?

09:23:05 On Discord. Bro. Bro. That is like, that is like, I don't know, there's a lot of meat, bro. Full. Bro. He's full, bro. Bro. Bro. Yeah, I want to look like that. That's my dream. That's my dream body.

09:23:56 Das ist mein Traum, Leute. Ich werde so sein wie das am Ende der NAE-Trip. So, technically, ich muss noch den Core-Trip machen. Kann ich das? Das? Kann ich das? Nein. Ich werde nicht passen. 100% nicht. Ich kann das alles machen. Ich kann es wahrscheinlich ohne den Brake machen.

09:24:54 Leute, ihr unterstimmst meine Abs. Ihr unterstimmst meine Abs. Warte, aber ich muss eigentlich die Video sehen, oder? Also, was wenn die Queue pops? Ich benutze nicht Auto-Clicker, ich lasse die Video spielen.

09:25:34 Es ist hart! Okay! Bro! Bro! Okay, next one.

09:26:15 So legs up, keep those legs straight, touch one side, touch the other side. Keep that core tight, regulate that breathing. Don't give up guys, we're just getting started. Pace yourself. If you can go fast, challenge yourself, go for it. If you can only go slow, take it easy, chill, eventually you're gonna get a lot better at this. The most important thing is to make sure that your form is on point and everything else will progress. But we're on our way to six pack abs baby. Keep those core tight.

09:26:59 Okay, this one is easy. This one is also easy. Okay, this one looks fucking hard.

09:28:08 Alright, hier we go guys. This move, form is everything. Legs straight out, tight, tight together. You're gonna bring them in, and you're gonna bring your body up, back down, straight out. Let's go for it. Form is everything on this one guys. Keep that breathing. Okay, easy. Actually easy. Legs straight, core tight from this position. One leg up, one leg down.

09:29:29 So this is an excellent move for tightening that core, strengthening that core, and also burning that fat. This is one of my favorites. I literally started off on this move right here. This is one of the first ones I ever did for abs. This is one of those excellent moves that targets that lower core. That's normally one of the most hardest places to hit.

09:30:04 Ich habe eine andere Angelegenheit. Ich habe eine andere Angelegenheit. Ich habe eine andere Angelegenheit. Ich habe eine andere Angelegenheit.

09:31:18 Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das?

09:31:58 Okay, wait, I need to pick first. Oh my god, I didn't accept no break. No break. Bro. What is this? I'm gonna get fucking reported again. I'm gonna get fucking Twitter paged again. What is this? I can't do this. This one is an ab killer, guys. If you're doing this with me, hang in there. We're almost there. Regulate that breathing. You guys go up. Try to go up. Try to touch the ceiling. You guys really want to reach for it. Here we go. We're almost there.

09:32:46 Bro!

09:33:20 Bro! Bro! Okay. Small break. Could you even see anything, guys? Could you even see anything? Yeah? Because I feel like I'm on the floor and you guys can see the floor, no? Maybe I can... Wait. Just like a tiny bit down. I'm not gonna have sore abs, I think. I do this kind of workout almost... I mean, I do this often. Maybe not... Maybe not in this intensity, but...

09:34:59 Bro, die hip raises were fucking crazy cringe. I'm gonna be honest. Bro, they were straight! What's he saying? What's Blood saying?

09:35:39 Kniez to elbows, plank was kinda good, but very slow. Okay, but slow isn't bad. 7 fairly good, try to go higher up, like reaching upper and more forward. I don't even know what 7 is, bro. Do you sleep on your back? I think I sleep on my stomach. Like on my, you know, my belly. Okay, we got a game. Probably playing against Pantalus again.

09:36:25 He didn't ban... He didn't ban... Drown this time. Sleeping on Stomach is bad, bro. I'm sleeping however I'm comfortable in. Fuck off. Fuck. Literally fuck right off. I'm not listening to that garbage. Wrong bottle. Cloud9 Loki. Wait, this is like rank 2 and rank 3. Yo. My mid is filled. My support is filled as well.

09:37:31 Bro, ja, I know, I don't need to lucky. Man, just type it out. Yeah, of course, I know it's good for you. Panzer auto. Bro! It's stuck! GG. 10 kai. Man, he didn't have his stun long enough. Yeah, no flash? He did. No bad.

09:41:33 Stop losing tho. Good again. No way. You fucked my camp bro. Not bad, not bad. Got a double ult. Bro what is up with this game? I'm getting 20 million free kills. What's up with that? What's that? He started my wrappers and didn't finish them. I wanna take my camps first. Minimum grump, but I kinda want to go. Why did you TB ball top? It's not worse.

09:49:18 Ich habe so viele Kills, wenn ich... Warum sind sie sowohl? Ich bin so OP, ich kann mich nicht mehr machen. Mr. Tibbers! Mr. Tibbers! Alistair, du bist nicht helfen! Du bist nicht helfen! Du bist nicht helfen! Du bist nicht helfen! Du bist von mir! Oh mein Gott! Wait, noch einer von diesen?

09:56:37 Ja, Leute, ich denke, sie sollten nicht ff. Die Regierung liebt mich heute. Die Regierung liebt mich. Lass ihn leben. Lass ihn leben. Lass ihn leben. Lass ihn leben. Wir lassen ihn leben, bro. Es ist okay. Bonk. 1? Nein! 1? Nein! 1 gegen! Wir sind letztendlich am Ende. 1 gegen! GG, GG! Almost rank 7! 1 mehr!

10:00:45 Oh my god, back to abs workout, I can't. Guys, not the abs workout. Oh no. Not the abs workout. Bro, honestly, the abs workout is worse than solo queue. This was rank 2 and rank 3, yeah. This guy is top main.

10:03:25 This guy is supportman, though. So we did have two fills, but not the ones that I thought. They had one fill only, so this is unfair game. Bro, I have never been so fucking productive like today. I did like fucking two hours of workout in total. And I've had plus seven now. Yeah, moving has helped, no?

10:06:08 Bro, can't wait to fucking ask Nikich in 5 days again, yo, bro. I need another favor. Yo, bro, only 200 more LP, bro. Can you help me move again, bro? I can't wait, bro, it's 5 days incoming. Bro, Brampton is really fucking bad, yeah. It is. Oh, like, I mean, it's fine, but it's just everyone is Indian, you know. I'm getting so tired.

10:07:13 Ich bin so tired. Armin die Pentel-Less-Guy für 3-Wins. Ahem, nicht sagen zu niemandem. Ich schaue, dann. Nein. Ich schaue jetzt, ich wache auf 5 Uhr. Es gibt kein Spiel am 5 Uhr. Es ist der Workout, der hat mich verletzt. Das macht mich sehr tired.

10:09:40 Wir könnten 20 pushups machen, btw. Ich habe so viel gemacht heute. Ich habe so viel gemacht. Ich glaube, ich habe nicht genug pushups. Ich könnte 50 mehr machen. Aber ich habe noch nicht... Bro, ich habe noch nicht den ab workout gemacht. Ich muss den ab 1 erstellen. In Deutschland ist es morgen. Ja, okay. Nice. Alright, wir machen das. Bro, ich bin... Es ist okay, wir werden es.

10:10:45 Oh mein Gott!

10:11:19 Jumping Jacks!

10:11:54 So this is the last exercise, guys. Push it as hard as you can. This one you don't wanna stop. You wanna give this everything you got at this last exercise. Build that discipline. That's what's first gonna allow you to go on that extra reps, go on that extra time. And eventually your strength is gonna catch up with you. You're gonna progress super quick. But it's all in the mindset. We're almost there, almost there. Here we go, five seconds. Hard, hard.

10:12:36 Alright, so there you have it. Round one. Okay. Honestly, not that hard. Bro, I'm gonna be honest. There's so many disgusting fucking shit backseaters. Holy fuck. Bro, it's worse than in League of Legends. In League? There's also people that just backseat when they're fucking clueless, right? Honestly, it's kind of the same, maybe. For the donations, I need to look them up. I don't have alerts.

10:14:40 Where is it? Wait, hold up. Maybe I'll show something. Okay, there was 4 Euros. How is there such a big point gap between players one and the rest? He's just climbing, bro. He's just better than everyone, bro. He's just better than anyone.

10:15:18 Okay, that's it, no? I did everything. I skipped these ones. Or the Bulgarian splits I skipped. And I skipped the table. The table fucking. The table fucking, I skipped that one. Try to learn a new language. Bro, I could honestly learn a new language until I'm back home. No, no, no, okay. What? Learn to solve a real big scoop without guides. Nah, that's boring.

10:17:19 Bra, bra, enjoy bra. Enjoy it bra. Was? Open window for fresh air, bro. I have AC. I have perma-fresh air. It's actually amazing to have AC. It's actually amazing to have AC, especially if it's like a built-in in the building and you don't have like a fucking thing laying around.

10:17:41 Ja, das ist ziemlich nett. Was für die Living Costs und den USA? Wie ist das in Deutschland? Sie sind weniger, glaube ich. Ich meine, sie sind weniger als in der Schweiz. Und ich denke, sie sind weniger als in Deutschland. Die Canadian Costs-of-Living. Ein bisschen. Aber es also depends auf wo. AC ist nicht fresh air? Ist nicht AC air von außen? AC ist recirculating. Wait, so wenn du an AC benutzt hast, musst du immer wieder öffnen?

10:18:36 I didn't know! I haven't opened my window in 3 days! Bro, in the other place, I didn't open my window in a month. Didn't open my window in a month. In the other place. Don't open the window when the AC is on. I can't turn the AC off actually. I don't know how. I'm just gonna fucking let it open for 5 minutes.

10:20:18 I think after this queue, I mean, I won't do anything this queue, but I think next queue, I'm gonna do some more of those four arms. The four arms with the powels, they were really good. I really like them. And then maybe some more, maybe some more, some more breasts, some more push-ups.

10:24:11 Und ihr rankt die besten Servers, ihr spielt auf. Ich meine, Korea, EOS, NA. No-one senden Clips, so what? Ich meine, da sind immer Song Clips. Wir haben 20 Clips, eigentlich. Aber ich bin ein bisschen lazy. Ich habe die letzten 5 Kämpfe, weil es 0-2 ist, bevor ich fertig bin. Bad luck? Oder was habe ich gemacht? Nein, du hast bad luck, bro. Du hast bad luck, bro.

10:26:10 How many times did you see me... Did you see my bot lanes die before I'm done? So many times. Every second game, bro. Happens. Oh my god, my editor gave my protein reveal on fucking... A reel. Oh, that's disgusting. Oi, oi, oi.

10:28:01 No, just ignore them. Their deaths have nothing to do with your clear. You can only gank on three timers. And your job is to make three timers, okay? If you're running around the map trying to help people, you're killing your three timers. So that means you're just fucking running around.

10:28:30 ...wenn you're not even on...having a timer. Rank 8, ja, wann man win for rank 7? Can you check my poem and message history? Okay, um... Maw, where is it, bro?

10:28:59 No coin flipping calculated place. On the rift NA junglers he slays. Aguin, you are the goat at Jarvan. In NA you're going rogue like Larsen. You're the goat of EU, the king around the world. Your name we sing. Got hands like a spider, the queen Elise. Aguin, goat destroying the NA losers who are fat and obese. Lady, I believe in you. You will hit rank 1. Ladies and gentlemen, the win streak has just begun.

10:29:28 Okay, it's a good poem, but it's way too cock-sucky, bro. Way too cock-sucky, bro. Way too much glazing. Way too much glazing, bro. It makes me uncomfortable. I could just go sleep peacefully right now. Oh god, mid lane. If you're tired, you can go to sleep. No, but I swear, I'm not going to sleep until 2am.

10:30:57 This is not my sleeping time. It's just... I'm just tired. Because of all of the work out. I'm Midwagon, so I think he doesn't give me. I guess I'm playing AD. Well... Where is the rug there when you need him? Guys, does anyone know what he does? Like, what he builds? What he... Is he active? He's active. Dravenlane. Thank you, Mauro. Isn't it crazy to go fucking Alistair like that?

10:32:49 Has he ever played against a Draven? No. I'll just take his runes. Press the attack. Things like that. And then he goes barrier most games. And TP against. He goes almost always barrier. I don't know guys. I'm kind of playing first time Ezra. But our comp is way better than theirs. Honestly, do you guys know what will happen? This is McDonald's measure. He's gonna ego it. He's gonna ego it and he's gonna run it down. Trust me.

10:34:09 Trust me, he's gonna ego it and he's gonna run it. We have Quant. They have Pentalis on Truandle. Well, Truandle except me, right? I'm the only fill. Hopefully I won't run it. The enemies do have a filled mid laner. The Riven is filled. Bro, so many Riven OTPs in NA. It's crazy, bro. This is not manager. Don't die as manager, no? Isn't it? Isn't it just his other account? Yo, good morning, Dagobina. Again awake or still?

10:35:12 Still awake. You're going to sleep. Okay, let's win. I need to focus. I need to focus. I need to focus. It's gonna be hard. I'm gonna int a bit. Finally starting red. How does he know? He always does it actually, no? Bro, the damage is crazy.

10:38:46 Bro, ich weiß nicht, was mein Jungler ist, aber er ist auf Crab, wenn all his Camps sind. Na, aber du hast 8, wenn du ihn blämmst, wenn er ein Single-Digit HP hat. Wtf ist er? Ich habe nicht gesehen. Oh, das ist er für dich, wie ein Jungler-Man, als ein Draven-Otelier. Hm? Er wird LATE-GAME, das stimmt. Bro, wir haben beide Level 6. Shouldn't wir all enden? Wir sollten. Nice.

10:44:13 Am I really gonna have to carry as the only filled player? Danke schön, Dagobine. And thank you, Solidaz. Why did I sell potion? Wait 30 seconds, you will see. Be honest, guys, I would hit challenge on IndyCarroll, no? Be honest. I should have gone mid. You shouldn't have bought. Nah, why did we do it? Bro, what the fuck is my Junk doing? Bro, what the fuck is he doing? I didn't even want to take the tower yet.

10:49:15 I want to deny the wave. What the fuck is this ward? Bro, jungle is not looking good. He can do that. I mean, I know he can do that, but... You know, the new note has the mechanics to do that. If we hover the correct side, she would be dead. Maybe she'd still die. What? Bro, you're literally the AD carry. Bro, my jungle should not be that bad.

10:56:29 Du willst nicht Top nicht mehr nehmen? Ich denke Top ist besser, Leute. F*** die Dragon, no? Ja, ja, ja, ja. Nein, du bist nicht allowed zu fit! Wir sind die Dragon! Wir sind die Dragon für Topside! Es ist ein guter Trait, aber jetzt bist du? Es ist unbord! Ich kann nicht glauben, das f***ig ist. Das ist f***ig. Das ist f***ig. Das ist f***ig. Das ist f***ig. Das ist f***ig.

10:58:16 Ich weiß nicht, was er zu kaufen. Was in der Mind ist sie zu fucking all-in mitt und bot? Wir gehen nach der Rildas. Ah, nach der Rildas. Spearshot. Spearshot. Spearshot, right? Stack auf die Alistar. Ich kann nicht reagieren. Bro, ich sehe sie? Ich denke, sie werden nicht gewinnen, aber... Make sure sie nicht nashen, das ist nicht der Problem. Rivenflasht.

11:00:55 Ich muss sie sehen, oder? Es ist gut, ehrlich gesagt, es ist nicht so schlecht. Ich bin nicht ein Shutdown. Das ist nicht wert für sie. Ja, ja, ja. Warum ist er zu stoppen? Ich denke, es ist schlecht. Riven? Riven? Wo ist dein Flatt? Riven? Riven? Riven? Oh, Hauwin ist ein Fanboy. Bann ihn. Ich bin sorry.

11:04:10 I'm sorry, it doesn't matter. Bro, I'm suddenly in here, bro. What do you mean E flash anything? I'm dead, bro. I got one shot. No, no, no. He hits me with a Q autodeck E, bro. Eh, not E. Q autodeck W. I was instant stunned. I was instant stunned, by the way. I'm playing with Cocky. I'm playing with Cocky. You could have flashed. I could not have flashed. You idiot. If I flash, I'm stupid. Flashing there is really bad.

11:04:54 I'm dead, as soon as he hits the Q auto-W, I'm dead. I needed to react to the Q already. But after I get hit by the Q, I'm dead. Unless I can like fucking react to his fucking auto-attack, bro. I can't. And there's no way in hell you guys would have been able to do it, so shut the fuck up. Oh god. Okay, we're just playing this reg now.

11:05:56 Oh, bei far most damage.

11:07:29 Ah-ha. Self-quasing. Bro, imagine, bro, but honestly, like, imagine your, your Penthiles, okay? The enemy ADC is a jungle field, and you have the best Raven on your server.

11:07:55 Imagine that, okay? And then he goes ahead, is 100 CS down, and like 0-5, and enemy AD carries 1v9, killing everyone in your team. How would you feel, bro? You would feel betrayed of your own fucking continent. You would feel betrayed. Your entire continent is like a fucking lie, bro. Everyone is a lie. No? Honestly. Yo, Zeit. Please, bro.

11:08:25 Ich hatte ein sehr einfaches Matchup, ich denke. Ich hatte ein sehr einfaches Matchup. Bro, ich bin sorry für die zwei In's. Ich bin sorry für die zwei In's. Ich habe fast geschehen, weil ich mich zu cocky bin. Ich habe fast geschehen. Wenn ich mein Team-Mite war und ich sah meine 10-0 ADK, dann würde ich den fucken aus. Wenn du in dieser Game sehen, wir waren so ahead, ich habe einfach geschehen. Ich habe zwei Mal eine Nash und eine andere. Actually, nein, das andere war nicht ich. Das andere war unsere Jungle. Anyways, wir sehen uns, was meine Jungle hat.

11:09:02 Okay, he doesn't smite. Okay, smite's grown bad. Okay. He does two cams? And then gang stop? Or dive stop? Huh? But at least you're gonna kill the cannon, right? He didn't want to use his W. So he just queued and that was not enough. That's why he said he had single digit HP and that the Urgut apparently had 8 because of that. That's what he said. That's what he said.

11:10:26 Uh

11:11:02 Bro, it got worse and worse. Bro, now in full speed. So first of all, why the fuck do you not smite blue? Anyways, it's an efficiency, okay, whatever. Then, okay, he wants to dive top, which is fucking disgusting, but okay. Why does he base there? Okay, so he wards.

11:11:29 And at this point, isn't it very obvious? Okay, so wave is crash and then just start with W, you know? Or start with auto and then Q. Or not? I don't understand. The thing is, he also sees Trundle now. So he knows he, like, it's, you know, they need to get out right side. What's the problem with WQ? What's the problem with WQ? He just thought it's, I mean, honestly, you could also argue it could have just been enough and now he doesn't need to flash if he can just W out.

11:12:04 You could also argue that, honestly. No, don't flash in. No, no, just W. Just W at the start. Don't flash in. No, I mean, Urgo tanking, no, what's... I don't know how to say, honestly, because I feel like it doesn't matter who tanks. And he did get skewed. Maybe you can argue that, you know.

11:12:34 Ich meine, ich denke, dass Either Urgot waits und Viggo Q outstackt, dann W out. Das funktioniert, oder WQ. Oder Viggo starts with W, Tanks, Urgot kills und Viggo Flashes out. Aber du kannst eigentlich richtig sein, dass Urgot ist ein bisschen early. Ja. Ja. Warte mal. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Du kannst eigentlich richtig sein. Du bist 100% richtig.

11:13:08 No, no, you're 100% right. If Urgot wants to tank, which honestly, I don't think he should. Actually, it doesn't matter who tanks. I mean, probably Urgot has more HP. Yeah, no, no, you're actually right. Urgot should tank because he's ranged and he has more HP because of his E shield. So you're right. He should just wait half a second until Viggo can auto-queue. Right? Or WQ in that sense.

11:13:33 Nein, okay, das ist korrekt. Urgot ist hier. Die optimale Weise zu spielen ist, wenn Urgot eine Sekunde wartet. Urgot wartet eine Sekunde, bis Vigo ist hier. Dann Auto-Attack 2 von Urgot und dann E-Out.

11:13:50 Viggo hat Flasht, aber das ist die optimale Weise. Natürlich gibt es auch die Weise, dass er Tanks und dann Flasht es aus. Das ist auch eine Weise. Natürlich. Aber die optimale Weise ist, dass Urgut wächst eine halbe Sekunde und eine Sekunde, bis Viggo ist hier. Dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann, dann.

11:14:16 Bro, ich bin nicht sagen, dass der Mann gut ist. Ich bin sagen, dass er absoluten Gambling-Issues hat. Er braucht fucking Therapy, um zu machen, um zu machen, um zu machen. Instead of fucking Farming, bro. Was ist das Spiel? Aber ich denke, das wäre das beste Optimal, eigentlich. Der beste Optimal wäre das. Anyways, warum bin ich hier? Ich weiß nicht, warum, aber ich habe die... ...need zu sprechen in die Mikrofon.

11:14:59 YQ again. What else am I supposed to do, bro? Bandunu Farm Pendlers, bro. Bro, what do you think I did the last three games? I think he stopped playing. People say he stopped. Go to sleep, bro. I won't go to sleep for another four hours. I won't go to sleep for another four hours. The thing is, though, I can hear the Indian kids from outside because my thing is open. My window is open. I can hear the kids. They seem to be very happy.

11:15:50 I don't think they're hearing me, bro. They're shouting. They're like... You know, all of them are fucking... They seem to be very happy, bro. Check how Vigo died now, too late, too late. You didn't have to specify the nationality. I mean, yes, I do. Because they're all Indian. Dude, why not? If you hear them, they hear you. That's not how sound works. Bro, that's not how sound works. I have a fucking... Like, I have things in front of me. And they are shouting in the open.

11:16:45 Sie sind aus, da ist ein kleiner Park, ein kleiner Playground. Können Sie checken, ob Sie sich gemacht haben, wenn Ken killed Sie? Ich könnte nicht. Ich könnte nicht. Ich könnte nicht. Ich könnte nicht denken, und ich würde reagieren zu den Queue. Wenn ich die Queue kam und ich könnte die Queue flashen, dann wäre ich die Queue.

11:17:23 I mean, do a clip, I'll analyze the clip, but no way, bro. My mistake is going that way. I can't go that way. If I get hit by Ken and Q auto from fog, I can't react to that. And like, as soon as the Q and the W and the auto back hits, I'm not 100% because I'm gonna get stunned. No one is close. My E is not gonna give me enough distance. My E flash will not give me enough distance. I will 100% die.

11:17:48 So, no, no, I just, the mistake is to walk that way. And be even in his kill range at all.

11:17:57 No, no, I cannot live, I cannot live, bro. As soon as he, trust me, as soon as the stun goes. Okay, so no one needs to argue about that I can live after. I cannot live after I get stunned. After that, I'm dead. 100%. 100% I'm dead. Before, like, if I was faker and had really, really quick reaction time and I would expect his QW auto, QW, QW, oh yeah, then yeah.

11:18:25 Dann kann ich reagieren, aber du hast mich gefragt, dass ich mich zu machen. Das ist wirklich hart zu reagieren, wenn ich nicht erwartet. Wie ist es mit Rank 1 Clim? Honestly, es ist großartig. Die letzten zwei Wochen haben sich verletzt, aber es ist großartig, aber es ist großartig. Ich habe 106 LP gemacht. Ich habe 106 LP gemacht, bro. Es ist der beste Tag, seit drei Wochen oder so.

11:18:57 Ja, ich meine, natürlich, das ist ein No-Brain, ich sollte nie da sein. Ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, ich sollte nie, aber wahrscheinlich.

11:19:23 Aber das ist top-notch gameplay. Das ist etwas, was man sollte von Gumayushi erwarten, aber nicht von mir. Ich habe fucking failed, bro. Ist es fair, wenn es Inter-Gamer-Support gibt Raptors in front of your eyes ist? Ja, ja, ja, für sure. Ich meine... Ja, 100%. Bro, wenn ein Team-Mate... Wenn ein Team-Mate of you griefts you auf purpose, dann musst du nicht mehr spielen. Du musst nicht mehr spielen.

11:19:55 For sure. If someone runs you down, you don't need to try anymore. What's the reason for your sudden win streak? Bro, I don't know. The workout. The workout. Oh shit, speaking of workout, I wasn't done. No, I wanted to do more pushups. Oh shit. And more of the... Let's do the towel. Let's do the table towel. The table towel fucking. The table fucking. I don't know. How you want to call it, whatever.

11:20:58 Well, no workout for me. Unlucky, I really want to do it. Guys, should I still ban Nunu or not? Should I still ban Nunu or not? I don't know if he's still queuing, so that's the question. I won't ban it. The coke dispenser was holding you back. I do have a tier. I will ban anyways, you're an enemy team, bro.

11:22:03 Hates Pentalis? Das ist gut, bro. Das ist gut. Pentalis ist besser als du auf Nunu, ja? Er ist besser als ich auf Nunu. Same Lucian, ich kann dodge. Das ist ein schweres Spiel. Vielleicht. Vielleicht nicht. Ich glaube, wir spielen zwei Mal gegen einen anderen. Und beide Mal haben er gewonnen. Eine Mal war er auf Riven Support.

11:25:04 Aber ich werde ehrlich sein, diese Games sind verrückt. Diese Games sind verrückt, beide sind verrückt. Das ist nicht schlecht. Um... Damage farmed. Ich bin ein Puffing Puff, eigentlich. Right, wo sie warst? Left warst oder right warst? Sie warst nicht, aber warum sie warst? Sie warst nicht der besten. Wie warst du die besten? Wie warst du?

11:28:23 Are we gonna kill top as well here? Damn. He died to lie. But didn't he have vision? I think I can kill her again. I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry bro. He's not gonna do this. Well, minus 10 seconds of clear. He had free time. I didn't. Yo, what's up with that? I literally pinged you. He's there. Is it gone? Actually quick. She's still bossed.

11:32:12 Bro, ist Lucian so stupid? In the head? Jax is what? Bro, what is happening? Why is everyone inting? Not even bad. She's gonna fail, look. Or? Never mind. Bro, my Jax is so bad, no? I mean, the bad part is we don't get the Ataka, the Herald, the Graves, whatever. That's fine, whatever. What is she doing?

11:34:34 Sie müssen die Jacken auf den Jax nicht versuchen zu 1v2 sie. Bei jedem guter Spiel ich mache, meine Teamer macht 3 bads. Ich weiß nicht, ich kann sie nicht kontrollieren. Es ist ein Playable. Es ist ein Playable, ich denke. Es ist ein Playable, ich denke. Es ist ein Playable, ich denke. Es ist ein Playable, ich habe nur Inters. Ich kann sie nicht mehr, ich kann sie nicht mehr, ich kann sie nicht mehr. Ich kann sie nicht mehr, ich kann sie nicht mehr, ich kann sie nicht mehr, ich kann sie nicht mehr. Es ist wirklich cool.

11:36:00 Bro, I killed this fucking, this fucking Gwen on two bad waves. How is she proceeding to, like, how is this guy not snowballing? Yo, I need help. I need to do everything by myself! And she's pinging me, man. And again, again, on the other side, we're inting. Again, again, again, again, again. I can't play. And now on this, now on the other side again. No way, you just did that. I can't play.

11:37:23 They're all shit. They're all shit. They're all shit. They're all elo. They're all of them. All of them. Disgusting low elo. Holy fuck. How are they so bad? How do they fuck up everything? Bro, I can't believe it. That I won't win this game. Stop mindlessly playing the game. They see me. I'll play.

11:38:16 Yo! Yo! Stop inting! You're inting! You're inting! You're inting! You don't have any info! What the fuck? Did he play like this the entire time? Look Shen is behind him! Baby, help me. If he altered me out with him, it would have been good. Why is Jax not pushing? And then he won. Bro, we can't play. He's too bad.

11:40:59 Bro, this guy is boosted. Bro, he's boosted. No, no, he's boosted. Bro, I need to check his account. I need to check his account. He's Z-Main. He's Jungle Z-Main. Unbelievable. Why can't they be like me when I'm off-roll? Why can't they be like me? Just do your best on a champion that can't do bad. You know, but it will always be useful. Why does he have to pick Jax first time and does not what to do? We have bounties, bro.

11:42:24 Ich könnte es killen, ich denke. Aber ich weiß nicht, dass sie eine Ulf ist. Das Spiel ist nicht winnable. Ich bin down to FF. Das Spiel ist 0-chance-Win. Es gibt keinen Weg. Wir haben nicht nur einen Spieler. All of sie sind nur Neubes. All of sie sind nur Neubes. Ist mein Lucian auch gut? Mein Lucian ist ein Zyra. Zyra-UTP, Bro!

11:43:17 Bro, er ist ADK im Main, aber Zyra OTP. Was ist das? Was ist das mit meinem Rice? Was ist das mit meinem Rice? Das ist also horrible. Also Zett OTP! Was ist das OTP? Er ist dead. Bro, ich habe zwei Zett OTPs und eine Zyra OTP in meinem Team. Can you fucking believe it? Ja, lie. Sie singen lie.

11:44:42 Bro. She's binging raw. I did literally no mistake this game. I did nothing wrong. I did absolutely nothing wrong this game. I did no mistake. I did no mistake. I literally didn't do a single mistake this game. That's crazy, bro. Moody wifey. He's probably a fat pig. Or a fat dude. He just ate a burger. Thank you, Empolo, for the raid.

11:45:41 Bro, das ist der Luluf von früher. Wir hatten den Luluf von früher. Oh mein Gott, der mich ran. Aber ich habe ihn. Ihr wisst ihr? Das ist ein fucking dog. Ein totaler dog. Ich meine, ja, Jax, ich weiß nicht, Jax, oder so. Ich weiß nicht, bro. Das war Government DOS, für sicher. Man kann winnen every game. Bro, nachdem ich Gwent, es war so 1.

11:46:26 Amir, look. I mean, I don't know. He is queuing Torb. Wait. He's boosted. Bro, he's boosted, no? He's boosted, no? Is he? He does queue Torb sometimes. But he's always bad when he plays Torb. Wait, when he plays Jungle, his flash is on F. When he plays Torb lane, his flash is on D. Hold up. And when he plays mid lane, his flash is also on F. What?

11:47:39 Bro, ich denke, es gibt mehr als zwei Leute, bro. So, vielleicht wird's was fucking boosted. Vielleicht wird's was fucking boosted. Bro, wir könnten das Spiel gewonnen haben. Wir könnten das Spiel gewonnen haben. Und ich denke, das würde mich auf plus 9 haben. Bro. Ich bin ehrlich, wir könnten das Spiel gewonnen haben, aber ich hätte gewonnen haben. Ich habe gewonnen.

11:48:20 Look, but look at this. Look at this. AD Carry? Za- Huh? Why did it say Zyra? Bro, did the sa- Wait. Bro, why does this say Zyra Most Played and this one says something else? What is this bullshit? This takes Arena or something or what? Yeah, this guy is kind of the domain. And he was shit, but not that shit. Anyways. Unlucky, guys. Government hates us. Again. Government hates Megan.

11:49:35 Baby, can you teach me how to win? Bro, that guy was... That guy was top 10. Bro, there was like two weeks ago he said I will do top 10 and then I will stop. You're on top of me. I don't like the posture. Workout time. Workout time. I'm dying. Alright, I'll do it. Wait. Autoclicker.

11:53:29 Oh, I forgot the chair, right? Bro, are you fucking the table? Yes. Bro, yes. You guys don't do that? Guys, don't do that. Guys, you don't do that? Really? Sometimes, right? Sometimes. Sometimes. Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I'm actually sore everywhere. I'm sore everywhere. Want me to teach you? Look.

11:54:50 Das war toll. Das war toll, bro. Okay, ich will unbend ihn. Honestly, no matter what he did, it doesn't matter. Oh, we got a game.

11:55:45 I wish I was the table. Guys. No sussy in here. No sussy. No sussy. I don't know what to ban, honestly. I don't think I need to ban. I do. You just play the game, bro. Is the auto-clicker accepted? Of course. I mean, it's your fault if you do it and then you accept the game and you go in and you don't know if you're not there. So that's fine.

11:56:39 Okay, Nuno ist nicht in diesem Spiel, doch. Bro, warum ist everyone comparing mich mit Tyler? Hat Tyler auch gemacht? Ich weiß nicht, was er. Hat er auch gemacht? Er hat ein Kind, nicht mit dem Tisch. Wie lange soll ich streamen? Ich bin 15 Stunden, heute war es nur 12. Heute wird es 14. Do you want kids, bro? Ich meine, wahrscheinlich, ja. Probably, at one point, ja. Aber wir werden sehen, wie das, bro.

11:58:07 We'll see about it. I can be your child. Bro, you're fucking 25 years old. Shut the fuck up. Do I want your kids? No, I don't want your kids. You can raise your kids your own, bro. If you want kids, you need a woman. I mean, yes. We'll see about that. Will I make my child play League? Of course not. All the suffering? You want your child to suffer? Thank you, Schmiffy.

11:59:08 Frauen in 2025, das ist gay. Ja, bro. Ja, bro, Frauen sind wirklich gay. Wenn du Frauen möchtest, das ist wirklich gay, bro. Das ist so gay. Don't do that shit. Come on, don't do that shit. Das ist so fucking gay. Come on. Fuck. Fuck women, you know. Nicht in a literal sense. Das ist too gay, bro. Das ist too gay. Someone's gonna clip that and be like, Oh, and he hates women. He's a misogynist. Someone's gonna clip that out of context.

12:00:01 Bro, ein weiterer Twitter-Post kommt. Ich kann nicht... Bro... Würdest du lieber eine Yumi-Support-Daughter oder einen Udyr-Top-Sohn? Hmm... Ich denke, Udyr-Top... Das ist sicher einfacher.

12:00:39 I mean, no? Isn't that just easier to handle? Bro, imagine having a daughter and she's like an e-girl, you know? I don't know, bro. That would be hard to handle, maybe. I'm not sure how I would think about that. Probably I would be fine with that. Because it doesn't happen from now. It doesn't happen from one day after the other, right? It comes slowly, so I would probably be fine with that. Yeah.

12:01:21 Es ist nicht so schwer zu handeln. Hast du eine BELT? Ich meine... Oh, dear top-lane-girl. Hmm... Ich bin nicht sicher. Ich bin nicht sicher, Leute.

12:02:10 What about a Shaco wife? Wouldn't do that. No fucking way. No way, bro. A Shaco... Cringe, bro. Who plays Shaco, bro? Literally, only psychopaths play Shaco, no? Literally. Either you're a psychopath, or you're like, I don't know, maybe suicidal or something like that. Something like that. You must be weird, for sure, to play Shaco. Something must be going off in your head. Like, something. There's no sane Shaco players. There's no way.

12:02:55 Can you marry the love of your life, but she's higher elo than you? That's impossible, bro. I'm literally rank 1. That's impossible, bro. Not anymore. Yeah, but I will be. I will be again, okay? I will be again. Shut up. Shut up. Okay, we can also wait. Hold on. We're playing against Vaioonara again. I mean, I can go Jarvan again. I kind of need a good team. Oh my god, we have that guy again. That's a disturbing thing. I mean, we should just go Jarvan, I think. Or?

12:04:07 Senzao? No. Moody wifey, yeah bro, I don't know, man. They're gonna die to little 4 gank on Vision again, and then she's gonna ping me again, or he, bro, he. It's a fucking dude. Wait, there's no music playing. No, there is. If I lose this game, is it still fine, or do I need to be depressed? And at plus 7, it will be plus 6 after this. It's still okay, no? But can I please not lose? I would love it if I don't lose this.

12:05:35 Pentalis und Zyndra. Bro. Bro. And the enemies are full on roll, I think. No, they are masters top. Wait, but I have also Astro Boy. Bro, we're three junglers. No way. And my support?

12:06:15 IT'S THE FUCKING GUY FROM LAST GAME, THE ALUTION! I HAVE THREE FIELD PLAYERS, IS MY TOP LANE MAIN ROLE? YES HE IS. OH MY GOD, WHY IS THAT... BRO, THIS IS GOVERNMENT, AGAIN! I'M BOTTING TOP, THEN KAPARIN. 3 VS 1 FIELD IS JUST NOT FAIR. NICE Q, DUDE, NICE Q BRO.

12:09:28 The game will be unwinnable, and no matter what I do. Wait, where was Zyndrosan? Bro, what the fuck, man. 17 CS. Why does he not ask for roll? This guy. Why doesn't he ask for it? I'm just blithering this guy. He's ghosting. He's ghosting, this guy's ghosting. He's ghosting, 100%. 100%. What?

12:11:29 How does he know? He went without items. He went without items. Wow, that's why I lost so many games against this guy. I thought he's a good player. He's a ghoster. Damn. How did I know? How did I know? Did I have vision? There's no way, bro. How did I know? They moved so late.

12:11:57 Bro, I never do this dragon. I played against this guy 6-7 times. I never did this dragon. Never. I never do dragons when my camps are up. It's not good because it's a fucking disgusting flip. Right? What? I can try again the replay. If it was obvious or not. I'm only doing this dragon because I know the game is lost and I'm just flipping shit, you know? I'm just like, the game is lost either way, no matter what happens. So, it's a good flip. That's crazy though. I'm clever.

12:14:03 Es ist unplayable, es ist komplett unplayable. Fucking disgusting, man. Just fucking ask me to play mid, bro. I'm good at Karma. Why is he just running the game down instead, man? Why is he solo losing the game?

12:15:08 Ich glaube, das ist komplett... Ich denke, ich habe diesen Mann auf Midt fünfmal. Und jedes Mal ist es einfach über, Bro. Es ist einfach nicht gespielt. Es ist einfach nicht gespielt. Es ist einfach nicht gespielt. Es ist immer gespielt. Aber dieser Mann auf Midt ist immer gespielt.

12:15:27 Wie ist das möglich, man? Warum hast du dich für einen Roller, wie ein normaler Mensch, wenn du nicht play Mid hast? Ich kann play Mid, ich bin gut, ich bin gut, ich bin gut als 1500 LP, aber ich will nicht die fünfmal solo. Und bevor du Cs-DOWN bist, wie ist das denn? Und wieder? Wie ist das denn? Und wieder? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn? Wie ist das denn?

12:16:30 Und mein Top laner ist 30 CS down gegen einen Autoflift AD Carry. Mein Top laner ist auch losinig. Er ist supposed to be the one who's winning. Er ist der one who's supposed to be winning, der only one. Ich meine, ich ganked Top. Und wir gab ihm ein kill, no? Ich meine, ich glaube, du kannst immer gut sein, hm? Ich glaube, ich glaube, warum ich so gut bin? Ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube, ich glaube.

12:18:07 Es ist nicht so, dass ich gut bin. Wenn ich nicht gut bin, werde ich nicht zu schlafen. Ich bin nicht zufrieden oder so. Ich weiß nicht, Bro. Das ist nicht so, ich weiß nicht, Bro. Stop telling mich... Stop telling mich zu... Stop telling mich zu... Take a break, Bro. Bro, es ist offen. Ich will sehen die Ghost-Thing. Wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist, wenn es Ghost-Thing ist.

12:18:54 At least I need to know. Minimum I need to know because I need to not do a flip play like the dragon. I'm waiting in base. He cancelled his bait on his invader early game because of ghosting. Oh, let's see it. Let's see it. I want to see it. Hello? We're not pressing no.

12:21:06 Es ist nicht gewinnen, ihr seid alle scheiße, alle von euch. Alle von euch sind scheiße. Wir haben nichts zu arbeiten. Wir haben nichts zu arbeiten. Wir haben nichts zu arbeiten. Alle vier meiner Teammitglieder sind nicht im Spiel. Ich weiß nicht, was sie machen. Sie sind nicht im Spiel, aber wir sind auch nicht ff-ing. So was ist passiert? Was ist eigentlich passiert? Wir sind nicht ff-ing. Unlucky, bro. Unlucky, bro.

12:21:53 Ja, bro, ich weiß, drei meiner Team-Mits sind vollständig. Aber das ist... Look, dieser Mann ist in ED-Carrie, also könnte er für ED-Carrie sein können. Dieser Mann kann nicht mit spielen, also sollte er für Jungle-Jungle sein können. Natürlich ist es extrem bad matchmaking, nicht falsch. Am meisten Fault ist Riot. Aber dann sollte die Leute fucking asken für Rolls, wenn sie nicht auf-Roll spielen können. Right? Die Leute sollten asken für Rolls. Natürlich ist die Main-Fault ist Riot. Die zweite Fault ist die Leute nicht asken für Rolls. Das ist es.

12:22:22 If they can't play it. You need to bring back... Bro, honestly, I'm not gonna lie. Very true. Very true. Not seeing who you have as teammates is so crazy. Because you can't dodge it. It's so bad. This change has... That was the worst fucking change. Bro, if I knew I had this lobby, I would 100% not play it. 100% dodge it. Or ask someone to dodge it. 100% by the way. I would never ever play this. Because you know from the start you're not gonna win. There's no way the enemies also have four fails. There's no way.

12:23:08 There is no fucking way, bro.

12:23:30 No, you can't remove autofills, but you should just make autofills have the same... You should just have the same amount of autofills in every team. And then it's fair. Halfway. Of course, there's gonna be shitheads that can't play the lanes. And then there's gonna be people that can't play the lanes. Because this guy, I guess, maybe he can somehow play AD Carry. Right? I can somehow play AD Carry. I can somehow play mid. I'm not that bad. I'm not gonna solo lose the game when I get filled, you know? But there's people who do. There's people who do. So, I don't know. These people should...

12:23:59 Ich glaube, wir hatten 2-3 Losses in ein-Roll. Ich glaube, wir hatten nur 2-3 Losses in ein-Roll. Ich glaube, wir hatten nur 2-3 Losses in ein-Roll. Ich glaube, wir hatten nur 2-3 Losses in ein-Roll.

12:24:51 Wenn es nicht mehr geht, wie geht es? Für was? Du denkst, dass wir das Spiel gewinnen können? Du denkst, dass wir das Spiel gewinnen können? Nein, es gibt keinen, also warum würde ich das tun? Der Spiel ist 100% verloren. Ich denke, in diesem Spiel, die Leute zu pressen, sollten sie gebeten werden. Ich bin nicht lieb, weil sie tatsächlich f***ing unsere Zeit, intentionally. Weil sie wissen, dass es nicht sein wird, sie f***ing unsere Zeit.

12:25:36 They're actually hostaging us. This is an unwinnable game, everyone knows it, and they're just hostaging. I don't know who the second guy is. Is this guy? Or is it Nami? I think it's this guy, bro. I'm reporting him as well. Like, fuck that behavior, bro. Just fucking let us get out. We're not playing. You're not playing either. You're just pressing no. You're not playing either. What is this shit? Like, what is this no pressing? Not Ironically, why are they pressing no?

12:26:35 Bro, I already hated Penthalis, because he's a fucking disgusting Nuno UTP, but this behavior is unacceptable, by the way. Literally. Literally unacceptable. Fucking disgusting, bro. That was fucking disgusting. Absolutely disgusting, bro. Nice, bro. Wasted 6 minutes. 6 minutes, literally just gone. 7. Just gone.

12:27:29 Just gone. Without anything ever happening. Just gone. Just had to watch here. Just had to watch. Bro. Now this is crazy, man. Holy fucking shit. Let's just see the dragon. This is the only thing I want to see. Honestly, like I said, it didn't change the outcome of the game. We would lose no matter what. We would lose no matter what. But I want to see if this guy is ghosting.

12:28:47 I don't think it's Ghosted. It's because she wore Raptors, and if I'm not on Raptors, that means I'm actually doing Dragon. It's not Ghosted. It's the Raptor Ward, that's Talon. The topside version doesn't even matter, she knows I need to farm Golem's Raptors. No, it's the Raptor Ward, it's the Raptor Ward. I mean, you can see, she will only start doing that once Raptors are up. What? I mean, she clicked very fast, but...

12:29:48 Aber ja... Sie klickt... Ja, ich meine, es kann sich ghosten, natürlich! Es kann immer sein, aber da ist eine legale explanation. Wenn du ein guter Spieler bist, du siehst Raptors, du sagst, du sagst, okay, du sagst, du sagst, okay, du sagst, okay, du sagst. Nein, Leute, ich kann nicht auf Krux sein. Look at die Tempo. Wenn ich Krux starte, look, wenn ich Krux starte, jetzt bin ich auf Raptors.

12:30:24 If the raptors aren't done, or if I'm not on raptors, I'm for sure here. No, it's very obvious. I just didn't see the raptor ward. The raptor ward is telling. Bro, how did he die? Let's see, let's see how he died. Let's see his laning phase. Let's see his level 1 laning phase. Bro, how is he already dead? Okay. Bad, probably good, okay. Missed Q, missed auto attack.

12:31:32 Q is the minion, so now I click left. Okay, fine. Takes free Q out of the deck. Cool. For a minion that he missed. He hits the Q. George is dead. Walks up to get Q'd for fun. Without any last hit or any Q or something. No trade, just for free getting hit.

12:32:07 Okay, his Lenin phase is pretty fucked now, but he's still fine. Because he has base TP. Okay, he missed both his spells. So right now what you need to do is just walk away, because you can't trade. Just left click to tower. Use another spell for this minion, okay? So still can't trade. What is this shit? What is this? What is this? She has everything up, you have nothing. Just gonna lose HP for fun. Okay, she missed. Lucky. Okay, that was good.

12:32:42 Das war nicht gut. Jetzt sind wir in Lethal-Range, so wir haben keine Waffe. Wir können noch mehr dmg. Ich denke, wir brauchen den Kahn-Wave und Basen. Right? Eine Waffe mehr, ich denke. Wir nehmen noch Q. Und jetzt sind wir wieder. Wir können nicht lane. Er hat nur viele Qs, bro. Wir können nicht lane.

12:33:43 But honestly, that's not as bad as hostaging. Like, the hostage part was way worse. I'm not lying. The hostage part was disgusting. No, he wasn't ghosting, I think. I mean, he might have, but I don't think he was. I would probably check the dragon there as well. If I was him. I would actually go there as well. I would actually go there, I think. No, it's not gut feeling, bro. It's logical thinking that made her check. If she's good enough, she will check it.

12:34:44 If she's good enough, she will check it. It was okay. It was normal. It was okay. I reviewed it. It's okay. It was normal. He wasn't ghosting. Most likely not. Bro, how can I know if this guy's on my team? I can't know that. I can't know that. There's no lobby revealer, bro. Anyways. Bro. I'm about to play something fun, I think. Let's play at least. Whatever, let's just play at least. Haven't played her in a while, no? Now ghosting hasn't been done.

12:35:40 Was? Pick it yourself! Ha! I'm getting trolled again. I can troll. So my mid lane is filled, right? Mid lane is filled. Wait, is it Vayne AD carry? Bro, Vayne can't play. If it's Vayne AD carry, Vayne can't play that. Into Cork, he can't play. You got a good draft.

12:37:37 Very good. It's Vayne mid against Kalia, bro. It's really unplayable for them. Do you want map cover? Has he ever watched my stream? Don't put it on! Tell him to not put it on! Tell him I don't have delay! How can I put it on? Not delay, he's map cover. Doesn't need to put it on, bro. Runes, yeah, these are correct runes. I took them intentionally.

12:41:35 Aber wie wir verlieren? Was? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht? Was hat Talia gemacht?

12:44:48 I literally pinged them like 20 times, don't fucking die, don't fucking die, just push. Just died. Just died like a pig. Alright, we'll die for it, I guess. Unlucky, guys. Korkyplay is bad, I think. Shouldn't have W'd in and die. This game is gonna be a loss, another one. I can like, already, almost, almost guaranteed, almost. Because we have three losing lanes and we're not outscaling, so it's just pretty fucked.

12:46:05 Es ist ein sehr Foto-Claim. Once again... Wir werden plus 5 auf das. I can't believe it anymore. Open. Es ist over. Es ist unplayable. Wenn sie uns wie das und wir nicht kontrollieren können, ist es jetzt over. Es ist jetzt over. Jarvan doesn't even have Wulls. Jarvan doesn't even have Wulls. Sie machen das ohne Jarvan. Wie ist sie die in der Ende? Wie ist sie die die? Wir können nichts. Wir können nichts.

12:47:47 We can do absolutely nothing. How is VayneMid getting power over Talibro? It's the first time, bro. Let's see that dragon. Kill the Ranex and Tommel. Okay, so open. This guy is so fucking bad in Palia, bro. And they already got 1,000 gold. Like 500. GG, bro. Unplayable game, by the way. Three unplayable games in a row. I can see him.

12:50:54 But you gave him the wave! You gave him the wave! You gave him the wave! There's nothing to press! I can click away! 20 seconds. I don't know where this fucking go man. This guy doesn't even know, Harald gives 150 gold. He stole 100 gold from me. He doesn't even know. This is the last fight. But the summon is so good. I can't kill her. I can't kill her. I can't kill her. I just can't kill her. She's way too quick.

12:56:51 We're actually kind of winning right now. This vein is inking really hard. I won't make the grid. Or will I? No, you won't. Okay, we're winning this one, guys. We're winning this one. We're winning this one. We're finally got the fucking OP champ, bro. Holy moly. I don't even know what's happened. The Harald played just one of the game or what? I did that only because I'm tilted. Unbelievable. Fucking disgusting gaming, bro. That's unbelievable.

13:01:21 I need to replay this. I need to replay what fucking Talia did, bro. What did Talia do? Why are you so negative all the time? Bro, because your mother was here last night and she's not writing me back, bro. That's why I'm mad. Bro, she's ghosting me, bro. I'm so tilted, bro, because of that. It doesn't try, but she had TP. Oh my god.

13:02:16 Ich habe das nicht gesehen. Aber was ist passiert? Warum sollte er nicht pushen? Ich mache Zeit. Okay. Ich mache Zeit. Er ist nicht pushen. Okay, so jetzt die Waffe ist schlecht. Aber ehrlich gesagt, es ist alles gut, nicht wahr? Der einzige Problem ist das große Waffe. Aber ich denke, wir können die Leute aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus-minimum aus

13:02:45 So can't my Talia just E right now on top of Vayne and then Q her? She wastes her EQ. Her first Q was bad. Her first Q is disgusting, honestly. Her first Q should be a little bit later and then she can Q, E, Q and then W when they're slowed.

13:03:20 Let's look at the dive, let's look at the dive. So, what should you be doing? Push the fucking wave. Nothing else. Don't interact with the enemies, because they're gonna die to me, right? Simple, right? Okay, let's see what they did. Okay, first we have a fucking mental boom on our rel. She flashes when she's not supposed to flash, so that's the first mistake. But that's fine, because Mel got mind-controlled, it's actually not even that bad. So now just click the wave, right? Just auto-attack the wave. Right?

13:04:12 So this guy gets hooked. And because of that, Rel goes in again. Takes tower shot. I should be going to sleep. I don't think I performed that well this game. This was actually the first game today where I would say I didn't perform at all. This was the first game today where I just didn't perform. I think I did perform all the other games though. Plus 7 is still insane though. We had plus 8, but unlucky guys.

13:05:44 The thing is, I don't want to go offline, because I have kind of nothing to do. So guys, if I don't want to play League, but I don't want to go offline, what do I do now? I don't want to go sleep. I can't sleep now. I can sleep in like two hours. Maybe we can do some hour arms or something, or we can do something else, just chatting. What about it? What about that? Bro, I already did so much workout today. I'm done with workout for the day. OPG reviews are useless.

13:06:29 World reviewing all games is useless. It's boring. I already know what went wrong in all of those. Coaching is a bit too much, I think. Just chatting. I feel like if it's just chatting without... Guys, I feel like if it's just chatting without me being in queue, it's gonna be awkward. Because now I'm forced to talk. I'm only talking in queue because I have nothing else to do, but now I'm forced to talk. You know what I mean.

13:07:04 I could cut my hair. I could cut my hair. On stream. Cut my hair? What do you guys think? You're crazy. I mean... Are you shy? What does this have to do with being shy? Huh? Oh, you mean the one before, yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess so. The thing is, I have to clean up after I do that, though, and I'm on a...

13:07:46 Actually, I can't. Actually, I can't. Forget that idea, guys. I can't do that. I'll not be able to clean up afterwards. No, no, I can't. Look good with her, but I don't want to have this much hair, bro. I want to have a shorter haircut. I think I'm going to shave my beard for tomorrow. Not completely, but make it a bit more tidy. Put the arms in the bag. View our arms.

13:08:27 I don't know about that, guys. I mean, arms don't make me very excited. You know, arms don't make me excited.

13:08:43 Honestly, just do another ranked game. Honestly, fuck it. Just fuck it. You should cut your hair, but not on stream. I mean, if I cut my hair, at least there's gonna be entertainment value after it. No, no, no. If I cut my hair, there's gonna be entertainment value, because it's not gonna look nice. At least I can get clicks out of it. You know, that's the deal. So either I go to Barber and get it done properly, or I do it myself on stream.

13:09:16 No, whatever, let's play another one. What about you guys send me... What about you guys send me the... Poems. I'm not going to an Indian barber, bro. I'm not going to an Indian barber. Bro, I'm not going to an Indian barber. Why not? I don't know. I can't. I don't know. I just don't wanna. Whatever, we play another one, guys. We play another one.

13:10:37 I'm not... Bro, imagine I'm streaming going to an Indian Barber. Bro, that would be fucking hilarious. Bro, do I have to ban the fucking Warcraft? That's fine, I just want to win. They have a ban to win. Technically, I have a dodge if I don't like the draft. Oh, it is Penta-less on Thrandu. Ah, so I'm just going Kha'Zix. Fuck it. That's a weird version of Smooth Operator. Oh no. Barry Amidu.

13:12:41 Oh, no. Das bedeutet, dass er fällt und er hat einen ersten Tag im Mage. Azir ist hart. Leblanc ist leichter. Leblanc ist leichter, doch. Leblanc ist sicher, doch. Leblanc ist sicher, doch. Aber ich weiß, dass das nicht ein guter Kha'Zix-Gem, Leute. Das ist ein wirklich schlechtes Kha'Zix-Gem. Bro, das ist ein wirklich schlechtes Kha'Zix-Gem. Wait, was, did they just switch? Und mein Jungle Matchup ist gut, aber das ist nicht genug. Bro, ich weiß nicht, was wir vielleicht sogar noch nicht.

13:13:47 I think we are dodging. I don't know if Sain fixed our draft. I feel like we need a Renekthron. You guys think we lose? I think it's actually winnable. Let's just play it. It's not looking great, but it's actually looking not that bad. Yeah, the level-long pick was disgusting. I completely agree. Let's see it. Actually, my jungle job is not bad. Oh my god, it's cut, bro. He scared me so much. But I have Astro Boy on Zehiri.

13:15:18 Bro, was ist das? Ich will ihn. Ich weiß nicht, was hat mich gefallen hat, aber ich will ihn. Okay, gut. Er ist komplett fucked, eigentlich. Ich habe tatsächlich den fucken von ihm, ich bin bad, bro. Ich bin sorry, ich bin mad. Bro, ich bin sorry, okay, ich bin sorry.

13:18:21 I'm just a Disgusting Cheezer, bro. I'm just a Disgusting Cheezer, bro. I'm just a Disgusting Cheezer. He's going for double grab. Bro, that's not allowed. I have a base. What is he doing? Go to base as well. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Bro, are we gonna do the dragon here? For raptors? Bro, how was I not out of power range? I should just... I should just not do it. I didn't need to do it. I shouldn't have done it. I could just take the raptor camp after, but I swear to god I was out, no?

13:20:19 Es sah wie ich weg. Racist tower, bro. Es ist wirklich schlecht zu spielen, bro. Es ist wirklich schlecht zu spielen, es ist wirklich schlecht zu spielen. Ich warte. Bro, es ist wirklich schlecht, einfach auf. Ich werde nicht gegen Galio wieder gehen. Ich wollte nicht das machen. Er war Respekt anyway, es ist gut. Ich bin mir getrennt. Er ist getrennt. Er kann nicht spielen. Der Cheat ist zu hart, ehrlich gesagt. Ich komme.

13:27:03 Was etwas Flasht da? Dahlia Flasht, oder? Dahlia Flasht. Warum ich sterbe? Für nichts, bro. Ich sterbe für nichts. Minus 1k, bro. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. Bad Mistake. Really bad Mistake. Ich meine, der Spite war nicht einfach, aber wir hatten nur 2 kills und das war's. Das war's. Das war's. Das war's. Das war's. Das war's. Das war's. Das war's.

13:30:43 Ich meine, ich kann nicht spielen Teamfighten. Das ist unmöglich. Der Harald war ziemlich schlecht. Das war wirklich schlecht. Das war wirklich schlecht. Aber das war nicht mein schlecht. Ich denke, dass wir vielleicht nicht haben, aber... Ich weiß nicht. Das war okay. Das war cool, das war gut. Warum haben wir gebeten? Das ist forstlich. Warum sind wir gegen den Tod? Warum sind wir gegen den Tod? Ich werde einfach machen. Ich werde es einfach machen. Ich werde es erreichen. Ich werde es erreichen.

13:35:44 Das war's für heute. Warum sind wir so keen auf 5v5 gegen die letzten 5v5? Wenn wir die letzten 5v5 haben, dann haben wir ein guter Job. Warum haben wir die Isolation? Der Rakan ist wirklich gut, Bro. Okay, I did. Ich kann es enden, no? Bro, er ist Pressing no in diesem Spiel, Bro. Ich bin glücklich, dass ich einen anderen gemacht habe. Das war also der easy one, you know? Das war der easy one.

13:40:25 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I hit the Nexus, guys. Hit the Nexus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is this a double because of level 1 cheese? Hmm. I mean, I actually think so. Okay, guys. Do you know why I did this cheese? It's because I know where Garly warred it and Garly gave me entrance to their jungle. Look at it, okay? Look at it. But I actually expected him to start blue and I wanted to just... I just wanted to fucking kill him at the blue.

13:41:13 Das ist das, was ich möchte machen. Das ist ein kleiner für den Gamer-Hostage-Mehr. Ja, ehrlich gesagt. So, Galle pushed mich aus, Level 1. Look, he pushed mich aus, right? Hier, he pushed mich aus, okay, fine. Ich sollte das nicht geben, aber es ist okay, ich habe zu, ich denke, weil mein Team ist nicht geschlossen. So, ich bin geschlossen. Okay, ich weiß, das ist Warden. Das ist Normal Ward, right? Das ist eine gute Ward. Normal Ward.

13:41:40 Aber jetzt, Galio machte eine große Fehler. Er hat das nicht verletzt.

13:41:55 So he should stand here. He should stand here. So he sees this. But I see that, so that he doesn't cover. And I'm like, well, if you let me pass, I will go. Right? I mean, I guess my Leblanc is zoning a bit on it as well. Right? He's just letting me go. So this is why I want to fucking, you know, level 1 invade him at this blue. But he's all red. I honestly don't know, do I even win against Randall if he has, like, taken damage?

13:42:28 Do I even win this? Bro? Bro, Trion is really OP level 1. Like, really OP. I think even if he has Q on cooldown, he has like extra AD, no? He gets like 25 extra AD. I'm gonna be honest, I might just... I was tilted, honestly. This play is tilt play anyways. Bro, Zeit, he fucking ran me down on Syndra mit and hostaged me. Bro, you don't know, bro. I hate him.

13:43:05 Du hast das gesehen? Ja, Mann. Ja. Das ist noch ein. Das ist noch ein. Ich habe ihn für sicher. Mann. Danke, Abole. Bro, dieser Mann hat eine bole als Profile-Pick. Mann, dieser Manns Name ist Abole. Und er hat eine bole. Bro. Danke, Mann. Danke für Ihr Sob.

13:43:55 Can you please ask your team not to ban his Nunu? No, I will ban his Nunu, bro. No one cares, bro. No one wants to play against that. No one wants to play against his Nunu. It's disgusting. The thing is, as you can see, he's a bit clueless in jungle, but he's, like, he's really good on Nunu, right? He knows how to, he knows when he can kill people. He knows, you know. He knows when he can, how he can get out and shit. Like, it's, it's disgusting, bro. Hey, we're rank 7. Bro, I'm rank 7. Hey. Rank 7, boys.

13:44:26 Bro, 4 wins, bro, to hit rank 4, bro. 4 wins for rank 4. Yeah. Bro, plus 8 day.

13:44:43 Can we get out with a plus 10? Can we get out with a plus 10, guys? Am I getting greedy? I'm getting fucking greedy now. Am I getting greedy? I also, I think in this game, I made two gigantic mistakes. Gigantic. Gigantic. The one before the herald and the one instantly after. Both of them, I just died for no reason, bro. Look at this throw. 3000 gold throw. All by me. All by me, bro. All by me. This is me only. This is only my mistakes.

13:45:15 Of course we can. Yeah, but honestly, I think it's greedy, bro. Guys, is it greedy? Is it greedy? Is it greedy? Is it greedy? It's greedy. It's greedy. It's greedy. It's greedy. It's greedy. It's greedy, honestly. It's greedy, but I cannot cancel Q. I don't have that ability in me to press X on Q. I don't have that ability, guys. I don't have that ability.

13:45:59 Bro, I'm very proud of my Ezreal game, not gonna lie. That was kinda correct. I think that was a really clean game and I didn't redo a lot of mistakes except the two. Was there a third mistake? I haven't played Ezreal in so long. Wait, this was my only Ezreal game in NA, right? No, I did another one before sometime. Okay, whatever. Three minutes kill. Guys, we gotta take that. No, no, we gotta take that. We gotta take that. Take the W. Take the W. Come on. Come on, come on, come on, gambling addict.

13:47:22 Wenn du AD-Carry und du kannst, was würdest du spielen? Ich würd spielen Kartos. Kartos oder Jhin oder Corki. Sie sind sehr einfach. Sie sind glücklich. Ich bin ehrlich gesagt, ich bin einfach so tired. Really? Du willst nicht zu verwenden? Das ist der 1st pick, Jaron, ich glaube. Pentheles stopt Q-ing, bro. Look at das. Er ist nur 1st pick. Nein, das ist nur Pika, richtig? Nein, das ist nur Pika.

13:48:16 So this is gonna be the first game today that I might not have a free win for just like that. Bro, how many times have I been against him? One? Two? Three? Four? I won four games against him and one time I lost against him. So three out of my eight games are him only. Oh, lovely. Karma games. That's very good for me. Why did he pick Senna?

13:48:49 Ja, das kommt für sicher. Aber er nimmt blind, so es ist ganz scary. Honestly, ich denke, an dieser Stelle, muss ich einfach nur zonen. Oder nicht? Ich meine, das ist die dumme Antwort. Oder ist es dojo? Ich denke, ich werde den Tontheon-Nex-Globbyen-Sophie-Champion. Guys, wie sind Sie? Wie sind Sie? Wie sind Sie? Ich liebe Sie. Bro, ich weiß Sie nicht.

13:50:19 Bad, oh das, well, not, right? You're tilted because of League. Oh, that's unfortunate, bro. Stop playing, bro. You're EP, that doesn't mean... Sleepy? Oh, yeah. I'm tilted because you won't play Teemo Jungle. Stress as fuck, I need to prepare for an event and I'm lazy. Bro, let's just fucking do it. I'm really good, thank you. That's nice, you know? That's good.

13:51:05 Ich bin gut, danke. Das ist großartig. Ein Master Nunu ist sicherlich. Natürlich, bro. Wir warten für den stream zu enden, so du kannst du zu sleep. Are you fucking... Are you done? Don't make my stream your life. Don't make my stream your life. Go to sleep, wenn du willst. Don't wait for me.

13:51:41 Do you want to synchronize me going to bed so you can wake up when I start? So you can wake up and watch my stream again. Are you synchronizing? Are you synchronizing sleep? Alright, we got a game maybe. How much speed do you use in your mouse? I don't know. Your stream is my live. I do that. Honestly, one thing I have learned streaming over all of these years is people come and go.

13:52:28 Every day, there is a new person tuning in on the stream. Every day. Or multiple new. And every day, there is multiple people that will never ever click on my stream again. It's like that. There is a constant flow of people who are gonna click for the first time and gonna never click again. Honestly, I think there's not a lot of people who were here when I started streaming. Not a lot. Very few. Very few.

13:53:09 Your sleep on work tomorrow again, cause I'm here right now. What do you work? Can't be that bad if you can afford this. Can't be that hard. How do I know? How do I know? I mean, I know your names. Bro, honestly, it's always the same shaders. Like, in a period of a time, it's always the same shaders. In a period. So I do know, like, I recognize names, you know?

13:53:50 Ich meine, du bist hier für Jahre, 100%. 2022? Wahrscheinlich länger, nicht? Bro, du bist sehr neu, Algoring God. Du bist 6 Monate oder so. Du bist nicht sehr neu. Aber natürlich, ich erkenne deinen Namen. May 2024. Es ist ein Jahr. Ich glaube, ich habe das gleiche Name als du. Okay, nice. Ist das eine Parasocial-relationsschaft? Bro, ja, natürlich. Bro, alles ist Parasocial. Ist das?

13:54:37 Isn't nowadays just everything parasocial kind of? Even if you like, even if you know someone or just online through like a dating app or something, it's also kind of parasocial, bro. It's not normal. Heavens, bro. You met me in LEC with Carney.

13:55:02 Oh, you mean in München? Ja. Das war ziemlich gut. Das war ein guter Event, bro. Ich hatte so viel Spaß da, einfach nur mit Romney-Wans. Die Leute waren glücklich mit mir. Ich verloren gegen ein Gold-Player, das war ziemlich gut.

13:55:20 If I get rank 1, I will relax. I might do some fun content. I might go home early. I don't know, bro. We'll do something. I'll for sure not do nothing. I'll not sit here in my room and just stare at you for 14 hours until my flight is coming, you know? Just staring. Just staring at the camera for 14 hours, guys. Not playing, you know? Just staring.

13:55:47 Ich kann schon sagen, dass ich nachdem, dass ich das Spiel will, dass ich das Spiel will. Ich kann schon sagen, dass ich das Spiel will. Ich kann schon sagen, dass ich das Spiel will. Ich werde so fucking ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

13:57:00 You got a full LCS team. Nice bro. Bro, why don't you say, yo, the LCS players got you. Why don't you say that instead?

13:58:43 Starreptus, right? Bro, what? He did reverse clear. He did, no? Starreptus, Wolf, Gromp. He did, he did, he did. This is coming up. Yep. That's Dragon Parking, you guys don't know. That's the Dragon Parking. I think we should do it. Or we're gonna have another 3-win, I think. Oh boy. I could've killed Shogat on my Raptus instead. Bro, I think he took it.

14:05:21 He didn't... I mean, actually, I could. Actually, I could. He's way weaker than me. I wish he would've gotten a Double Blaster, because I'm just gonna find him anyways. It's fine. My lane setup sucks, though. He didn't have Autobot. Why did he click away? Fine. Was that directed towards me? My Null Magic Mantle carried me there. Just Flash, no? Bro.

14:11:21 Es ist ein Zena Flasch, aber sie hat es auf, no? Ich habe den wrongen Target. Warum hat er nicht die Waffe? Was? Er hat mein Red! Warum hat er Flasch? Er hat Flasch auf mir. Es kann sein. Ich mag nicht, dass wir in diesem Spiel verloren haben. Wir haben zwei Dragons verloren. Warum haben wir in diesem Spiel verloren? Ich fühle mich komplett Thanos, aber ich kann nicht, weil die Leute sterben. Ich kann nicht spielen.

14:15:58 Ich weiß nicht, was ich meine Säulein ist, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in? Ich weiß nicht, was ich in?

14:21:04 Man kann ich 1-schot ihn? Honestly, ich war so fucking 1v9. Ich war wirklich gut. Und mein Support. Plus 9. Plus 9.

14:24:35 I think you end here. Said the loser. Said the loser. Bro, go big or go home. 15 hours or no hours. I'm not ending on a lose. I'm ending after this one. This is gonna be my last game for sure. This is gonna be my last game.

14:25:16 Bro, normally when I say, nah, fuck it. Do you guys know? Normally when I'm contemplating to keep going or not, normally I always lose everything, right? I always lose everything after I'm contemplating. But today I've actually won. You cross 1500 and 6 at the same time. One more win is rank 6 or no? 15? It is. No, wait.

14:25:56 Ich kann nicht wirklich sehen, bro. Meine Augen sind dead. Nein, es ist nicht. Aber wir sind sehr nahe für Rank 4, ehrlich gesagt. 3 Wins, right? 3 Wins, Rank 4. Bro, was sind die Braum Nerfs? Was? Warum hat Braum 10 Armor? Was? Was sind wir von 42 bis 35? Und dann auf 0.2 pro Level? Is das Workout Diff? Nein, ich glaube nicht so.

14:26:54 Ich denke, ich bin gut. Und ich fühle mich ein bisschen mehr fokussiert. Ich denke, in diesem Spiel, ich denke, ich habe nichts... Vielleicht ein bisschen. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich etwas falsch bin. In diesem Spiel, ich habe zwei Fehler. Two big Fehler. In diesem Spiel, ich habe viele Fehler. Aber ich weiß nicht. Ich hatte viele Clean Games heute. Ich hatte viele Clean Games heute. Die ersten Games heute waren auch alle Clean. Ihr wisst, ihr wisst, was ist wirklich schlecht? Die Queue Zeit. Die Queue Zeit wird wirklich schlecht.

14:27:48 Wait, Germans are awake now at 6 a.m., no? Any Germans in chat that just woke up? Any Germans in chat that just woke up? But honestly, guys, okay, you just woke up. Isn't it awkward to watch a streamer that's been alive for 14 hours? Live, not alive. Isn't it weird? You're in the progress of waking up. I'm in the progress of going to sleep. Isn't it weird?

14:28:30 Feels so unrelatable, no? It's unrelatable. Unrelatable as fuck. I would never watch a streamer that just... That goes to sleep. And I just woke up. I would only watch the morning streamer that also just woke up. Only watch the morning streamer that just woke up. Okay. I will not test any Italians in chat. Any Italians? Anyone? Okay, but you guys are all trolling, no? There is no Italian. Okay, never mind. I was gonna do country after country, but never mind.

14:29:31 Okay, any French people? Anyone from France? From France? Anyone here from France? I love them, I love them, I love them. Salut, salut, salut, salut. I mean, I don't know how to say that, but I would, would you all kindly just leave the stream? Thank you. I'm joking. I'm joking, guys. I'm joking, I'm joking.

14:30:25 I'm joking. I am joking. Don't post it on Twitter. Do not post it on Twitter. Do not tag the Prime League. Please leave me alone. It was just a yoke. Okay, any Indians? Any Indians here in chat? Anyone? Anyone? Any Indians? Don't say you. Fuck off. Do not ready. Do not ready.

14:31:08 You bent the work. Was? The word. Yeah, but I see if someone types it. There's not a single one, no? Is anyone? Bro, shouldn't there like a fucking shit ton of Indians in the internet? They have like a fucking billion people. Shouldn't there be a lot of Indians on the internet? They don't have electricity. Busy scamming. Okay. That's so racist of you, bro. Okay, all or nothing.

14:32:14 Yo, yo, anyone from Turkey here? Anyone from Turkey here? Did you go out and visit the city? Of course not. We have some Turkish people. Very great. Not the fucking Turks. Shut up. Oh my god.

14:32:58 Bro, Türkei mentioned is crazy, bro. I'm honestly, why is that a thing? Once I say Türkei, there are so many people in chat. There's no way there's more Turkish people than Germans and the Turkish people were more active. Okay, any Swissers? Any Swissies? Any Swissies? Any Swissies? Bro, Zöy, you said yes to Turkey and you're saying grützi, ja sicher. Was soll das? You're not from, you can't be from both.

14:33:37 You're not both. You're Swiss. If you're living in Switzerland, you're... I'm asking if anyone... That's from there. Right now, you're not staying there. Bro, you're just crazy, bro. Okay, anyone else Swissy? Anyone else Swissy? Got any Swissies? Wallis? Oh, cringe. Okay. Anyone else? Any Züris? Any Züris in chat? Any Züris? Not a single one. Not a single one. Okay. Any Austrians? Austrians?

14:34:40 Do we have any Austrians? Okay, okay, okay. Okay, whatever, it's fine. Okay, it's fine, it's fine, I won't talk. You can see the viewers' location. Yeah, but it's different if they type. Bro, I'm trying to interact. I'm trying to interact, bro, I'm trying to interact. This is a really hard Java game. This is a really hard game.

14:36:31 Guys, ich denke, wir können das wieder zurückgehen. Ich muss ehrlich sein. Meine ATK ist scheiße, wir haben zwei Fills, es ist lost. Ich muss nicht, du musst, du musst, du musst, Bro. Bro, ist Wukum zu sterben oder was? Where the fuck is he?

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14:46:42 My Viktor and me are the only ones playing in our team. Why didn't he go? Bro, he missed his fucking W on a knock target. He missed his W on a knock target. Bro, I don't know why my Viktor is on that side. Bro, got it. But he's still lost. No matter what I do, this is not real. Unlucky. Why are they full on roll? Why are they full on roll, bro?

14:52:56 Ich kann es nicht glauben, dass es so gut ist. Ich kann es nicht glauben, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist. Ich glaube, dass es so gut ist.

14:53:59 I'm not gonna do another one. Oh, do you guys like the workout stream? Like doing workout in Kyoto, do you guys like it? Obviously it's good for me because I get free workouts, but... Is it boring? Is it a bit entertaining or something? I love seeing you fuck the table. So the only reason you wanna watch me workout is because your thing is sexual? Yes. You guys are fucking disgusting. Guys, you guys are fucking disgusting, bro.

14:55:07 Oh, I do have... I'm actually sore. Oh my god, I'm so sore. What the fuck? I actually am. Bro, I need to order some protein shit tomorrow, no? I don't think I'm eating enough. Anyways, if every day is like today, I'm gonna get rank 1. I'm just saying. If every day works like today, I'm gonna get rank 1. But I'm not supposed to get multiple good days like this, I'm gonna be honest.

14:55:54 But today was for sure great. Today was extremely good. I can for sure go proud and do better. But I suppose this is where the stream ends. So yeah, thank you guys for your stay. And have a good night. Sleep tight. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.