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Agurin: Ranglisten-Aufstieg in League of Legends und Diskussionen über Spielstrategien

Agurin fokussiert sich auf den Ranglisten-Aufstieg in League of Legends, reflektiert über Ziele und Herausforderungen. Diskussionen über Spielstrategien, Probleme mit anderen Spielern und die Möglichkeit einer Verlängerung des Aufenthalts werden geführt. Der Umgang mit Toxizität, die Auswahl der Spiele und die Analyse von Teamdynamiken sind weitere Themen. Frustration über Spielmechaniken und Griefing werden ebenfalls thematisiert.
Start des Streams und Diskussion über Ranglistenziele
00:00:4900:00:49 Good morning, guys. Late for work. Are you serious? Aguin stayed up late doing the freaky push-ups. You're not wrong, by the way. Oh, you're not wrong. I think I stayed up until like 2 a.m. And I couldn't sleep at all. I've had some, you know, the usual. You know, the usual. Pretty thirsty.
00:02:56 Ja, jeden Tag ich kann, ich gehe minus 5, bro. Hey, aber wir rank 4. Wait, warum bin ich da? Ich habe 1690. Ich habe die plus 5 gestorben, das war toll. Todays score prediction, du sagst mir. Rank 4 stars, oh, das ist wirklich krass. Honestly, ich bin stolz, ich habe Prolong, und ich habe es so weit gemacht.
00:03:35 Viper hat gesagt, er wird nicht funktionieren. Ich glaube, ich werde versuchen, aber ich glaube, es ist zu weit. In vier Tagen, fünf Tagen ist es zu weit, bei der Seite. Ich werde ehrlich sein. Ich werde 2k erreichen, ich denke. Du denkst, ich habe plus 12w? Plus 12, du denkst? 12-0, oder was? Ich konnte nicht sleep, ich habe keine Appetite, ich liebe diese Scheiße. Ich habe nichts gemacht.
00:04:34 Ich wollte früh früh auf der Barber und gehen. Aber ich bin schon weit zu late. Ich werde vielleicht morgen gehen. Warum Pay Enemy to Win Games? Bro, da ist noch eine andere Weise, ich kann es, Bro. Wenn ich nicht Extend möchte, dann muss ich wieder gehen. Weil ich nicht Extend möchte. So, wenn ich Extend möchte, dann muss ich wieder gehen. Weil ich kann Prolong wieder gehen. Und natürlich, da ist ein...
00:05:35 Das ist wichtig, ehrlich gesagt. Ich könnte, aber es ist eine große Herausforderung, ich denke. Rank 1 ist wert. Ich bin nicht sicher. Aber es ist eine harde Entscheidung, bro. Ich bin mir sicher, aber ich will nicht in den nächsten 15-20 Minuten gehen. Ich werde erst ein bisschen mehr awake sein.
00:06:39 Bro, what do you mean I couldn't climb an AIM climbing, bro? It just happened that it's fucking not as fast as I thought. Thank you, Panda. I can't refund you. It's already gone. How was your day, guys? What did you do? Freaking. It's 10 a.m.? Yeah, not for like, for most people right now, it's fucking 5 p.m., no? 5.45. Bro, my NA schedule will fuck me so up. Went shopping, then played Talon Jungle. Did you int it?
00:09:35 Swimming in the pool with my dog, that sounds nice. Oh, that sounds really nice. Does anyone have a cat that can swim? Or, like, that likes to swim? My sister's cat, really? Bro, how do you make cats not be afraid of water? Because, like, my cats are, like, just super afraid, even, like, the one that was, like, young, you know? I thought you could train them to, like, water, but it didn't work. I mean, the leash, yeah, that works as well with our cats.
Probleme mit Malice und Überlegungen zur Verlängerung des Streams
00:10:4100:10:41 Leash works easily, but water is no go, bro. Why so late, bro? Bro, I'm sorry, please punish me. I'm so sorry. My breakfast is getting so fucking boring. Getting so fucking boring. Yo, Alex. No gay stuff. Apparently there's a problem with Malice, that he's not allowed to play because we were too late. Yeah, I know, I've already had the wife, I think.
00:12:41 Ja, ich denke, ich glaube nicht, dass es 2.2k ist. Nicht in 5 days. 2.2k ist in 11. Ja, ich bin hier für 5 mehr days. Du kennst. Guys, da ist ein Ding, das wir könnten machen. Wir könnten 1.1k LP, und hoffe, Viper in den nächsten 14 Tagen, es ist 2.200.
00:13:32 Und dann können wir rank 1 passiv werden. Wenn wir Glück haben. Das wäre die letzte Resort, rank 1. Er kann auch nicht spielen. Nein, nein, nein. Er muss spielen, bevor ich spielen. Wenn ich 5 mehr Tage spielen, er muss sich um... Er muss schon drei Spiele spielen. Er muss also acht Spiele spielen, bevor ich spielen. Wenn er alle acht Spiele verliert, ist das eigentlich genug.
00:14:09 Right? Das ist eigentlich eine Sache. Was ist, wenn du mehr Extendstattst und du 2,300? Vyper ist fucked. Ich würde gerne Extendstattst, weil... Okay, Streaming-wise, VR-wise, und Fun, und es war alles fantastisch. Es war ein sehr guter Projekt. Es war wahrscheinlich besser als die Kurier-Rank-1-Arch. Es war wirklich gut. Aber... Wie soll ich sagen?
00:14:49 Das Leben holt ein ein. How do you say that in English? I can't just stay here forever, bro. Life catches up to you. Yeah, that's a good one. You seem to hate it every time I watched. Bro, I said the stream was amazing. I didn't say the games were amazing. Do you see the difference? Do you see the difference?
00:15:29 The streams have been fun. People have been fun. I think I have been fun. I think we have good mood, we have been joking a lot. I think I was entertaining. Like, the entire trip was entertaining most of the time. Sure, bro, the game sucked ass most of the time. Wait, Ducky? Is that you, Ducky, or is it the other Ducky? Is it Random Ducky?
00:16:05 But anyways, yeah, so my conclusion is EU players are on average way better. Like if you count the top 1000 EU players, they're going to be way better than the top 1000 NA players. Okay, that's my conclusion. But I would say NA has like 50 extremely good players. Like they would, that all of them could be top 50 in the EU as well. This is how I would say it.
00:16:32 Aber die top 1,000 auf jeden Fall ist sicher 100% besser. Ich konnte nicht 1,000 gut genug Spieler, die in N.A., in N.A., ich denke. Aber ich konnte einfach mehr als 1,000 in N.A., in N.A., mehr als 1,000. Das ist so, ich sehe es. Wie war Wontrigs?
00:17:02 Ja, ich meine, natürlich, NA hat mehr 1-tricks, right? Sie sind mehr spezialisiert, das ist warum sie höher sind, diese Spieler. Zum Beispiel, der Timo OTP hat. Er ist absolute dogshit. Er ist absolute dogshit. Er ist absolute dogshit. Aber seine Timo ist clean. Er kennt seine Limits. Same für Penthalus, right? Penthalus ist auch... Ah, okay, es ist horrendous, by the way. Es ist horrendous, es ist horrendous. Penthalus ist horrendous. Wenn er auf Nunu ist, right? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:49 Dieser Knight-Guy ist nicht so schlecht. Dieser Knight-Guy. Er hat sehr gut... Was heißt das? Basics von Jungling. Dieser Mann ist nicht so schlecht. Spika, Upper, Tonitop. Ich würde Tonitop... Ich würde Tonitop... Ich würde Knight... Und dann... Ich meine, Viper, ich glaube. Aber ich habe nicht genug gespielt gegen Viper. Ich weiß nicht, Spika war okay, aber ehrlich gesagt... Ich weiß nicht, bro. Ich gewinne gegen ihn in jedem Spiel. Er macht viele Mistakes.
00:18:37 Ich habe einen schweren Tag gewinnen gegen Knight. Parry war er als gut als Spicker, ehrlich gesagt. Ich würde sehen, er war als gut als Spicker. Er ist nicht schlecht. Er ist beide, Spicker und Parry. Er wäre auch Top 50 EU-Player. Ich würde sie als guter Spieler considerieren. Er ist Teil dieser 50er Spieler, die ich kann...
00:19:21 Nein, 50. Ich habe gesagt, 50, nicht 15. Ich habe gesagt, ich kann 50 guten Spieler finden. Ich denke, in einer A, die ich könnte für Kompetitive considerieren. Nein, ich habe gesagt, 15. 50 E, whatever, bro. Ich meine, 50 guten Spieler. Sie haben 50 guten Spieler. 50 guten Spieler, die ich denke, würden gut in EU machen. Ich denke, das wäre gut.
00:20:00 Of course, some of them are LCS players. I don't differentiate between LCS and SoloKey. I just take everyone. No, I didn't cut my hair. I slept too long. Oh, like... I didn't sleep that much. But let's just say, yeah, I didn't... I didn't have the time. I didn't want to start stream at, like, 2pm. I just woke up. Am I feeling better? So-so. I didn't relax it. I didn't sleep that well. Okay, bye.
00:21:03 You didn't get to play with Tyler. I played with him two times. We lost one, we won one. You think he's good? No. He wouldn't get Challenger, you guessed. I think. I think he wouldn't. Did he ever get it? I thought you were a Los Ratonis member. He did get it. Okay, then maybe he's a Challenger. We got it abusing Ivan. Hmm, hold up. That doesn't count. I'm actually kind of ready to play.
00:23:40 How about Kasha, bro? Kasha was good when he was still playing seriously. He's a 4-fun content creator now. He was challenger player, yeah, for sure. Not high, but he was challenger. He makes much more warning. I know. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm not saying he was better. He was actually challenger player. Challenger nur one trick. I think Petar is probably better than Kasha. Like, even on Kasha's peak. I gotta stretch my fucking wrist. Give me a sec.
00:25:04 Alex, wenn es nicht du, dass ich es für diesen Kommentar. Nein, Harassment. Da ist Jung, das ist ein Speak of Love, aber er ist ein Asianer. Ich kann mich auch an X-Pro. Du meinst das Stipps? Stipps? Oh, das ist ein bisschen zu aggressiv, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Ich meine, er ist nicht schlecht, aber er ist way zu aggressiv. Way zu aggressiv, wie way zu viel.
00:26:02 Hörn, Baus, Lassratones, Drutut, Drutut...
00:26:58 Broxa, Elite, Alois, Velja, Viper. Bro, guys, stop watching porn, bros. You guys, hopefully I'm making jokes. Hopefully I'm making jokes. My kacha waifus. Souls lore video. Was? Flexing seal. I was watching Elite 2. Some other Indian streamers.
00:27:37 I see. Bro, I was actually gonna play a Soul game. I was gonna play Alien Ring. But honestly, the idea wasn't that great. Like in Q. I was gonna play Alien Ring in Q. That was my initial idea. But honestly, I think it's not good. It's not a good idea. I can't. It's too much away from League. It's too much away. I would get too much invested.
00:28:26 Ja, korrekt, es will distracten mich. Die 1-Day League, die 1-Day Elden Ring. Ich meine, ich mache Elden Ring, wenn ich nach Hause bin, aber nicht hier. Ich werde ehrlich sagen, ich liebe League of Legends. Ich bin komplett sick von es. Ich bin komplett sick von es. Das ist nicht gut, dass es nicht gut ist. Es ist gut, dass ich diese Breaks habe und ich nur die Chatzeuge habe.
00:29:02 Nein, ich habe auch nicht gesagt, dass ich es nicht sagen, dass ich es nicht sagen. Es ist einfach so, dass ich vier Ecken jeden Morgen zu essen. Aber natürlich mein Ziel ist besser als meine F***ing-fehlungen. Ich habe, ja. Ich bin nicht gut als Shooter. Ich bin nicht gut als Shooter. Wir haben mit M&O gespielt.
00:29:50 No, no, no, trust me, it's just boring. I'm just fucking bad. Bro, I'm just fucking bad at shooters. Trust me, I've tried. I've streamed Valorant a lot. With Enro. Do you think your feelings make you perform worse? Of course. I'm a human after all. Of course. I'm not immune to feelings. I'm trying to be immune to feelings, but I'm not.
00:30:20 Uh, Overwatch, I played when it was released. It's the same as Valorant, bro. It's the same. But honestly, the biggest problem with these games is you just need to play a lot so you learn every champ what they do and stuff. It's a bit like League, honestly. No, no, I don't want to be playing Q-Games, Milo. I had Celeste. Celeste was fucking cool, bro. That was like sweet. That was a sweet game. But I just figured out I get wrist pain if I don't take a break. I just can't.
00:31:16 Elden Ring Sabaton. Do you guys think I would get a lot of viewers doing that? More than League or no? Because I'd be down. Okay, everyone is saying no. No, I mean, I think, I mean, after this project, I'm gonna go back to EU and I think I'm gonna, I'm for sure gonna turn it down, bros. I'm gonna turn it down. I will for sure, like, do six hour days and maybe take day off on weekends. I think I do need some time for myself.
00:32:14 By statistics, that's true, yeah. Everyone is saying no, because everyone here came from League. But not really, because also they do represent my average followers, right? And I won't get many new ones, I think. I will just, like, give a percentage of the old ones. I've never played... Well, never. Don't think I'm going to.
00:32:47 Ich bin ein Indiektive type von Person, so... Ich würde jetzt f***ing ride the f*** out of the game und spenden meine nächsten 30 Jahre zu spielen, f***ing wow.
00:33:07 The best plan is to play League and change the game in the same series. Honestly, I've seen streamers try that. Like, I mean, at least the German ones were not like talking and also no way. They keep trying to go into variety, but to be fair, it's just they've been doing it for a long time and it never worked out for them. And they're way more of a personality than I am. You know what I mean? My worries come from me being good at the game. Right? So, I don't know.
Diskussion über Toxizität und Spielauswahl
00:33:5500:33:55 So probably... I'm here because you're toxic. I'm not toxic. I'm not toxic. Supervive. Supervive is a cool game, but I would only play it if they pay me. Like, that's just how it is. I'm not toxic. Stop saying I'm toxic. I'm just honest. I'm just honest. And I hate when I get inted. And I hate when I get disrespected. Just honest.
00:34:34 Expedition? Ja, das war das zweite Spiel, die ich wollte machen. Die erste Idee war Elden Ring und die zweite Idee war Expedition 33. Ja, das war die zweite Idee. Ich glaube, ich habe es auch gekauft. Warte, habe ich es? Oder habe ich es einfach gekauft? Nein, ich habe es nicht gekauft. Nein, ich habe es nicht gekauft. Halt, wenn du Toxic bist. Bro!
00:35:06 Okay. Let's make a poll if I'm toxic because you all will vote yes. I know you guys. You will all vote yes. You put me onto shame. You're even more toxic than me. How is that true? You're just toxic in the stream, not that much in game. How am I toxic in my stream? I've never been toxic in my stream, bro.
00:36:18 Okay, 17% says no. 80% says yes. 82%. Oh my god. You guys are idiots. And that's not toxic. If I call you idiots, that's not toxic. If I call you stupid, that's not toxic. If I call you good call right there, that's not toxic.
00:37:09 Guys, if you would know me, IRL, you would literally think I'm like the calmest person you've known, probably. No, no, okay. I mean, I'm an extremely calm person, IRL. Extremely calm. I'm not even fucking kidding. I'm really not kidding. It's the... I don't know what makes me fucking crash out of all this. It's probably like... League plus chat or something like that.
00:37:58 Ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine, ich meine,
00:39:26 Am ich Toxic zu Menschen, weil sie besser sind als du im Spiel? Nein! Never! Nein, wirklich, never! Ich bin Toxic zu P... Ich insulte Menschen, die es. Nein, sie haben es. Nein, sie haben es, bro. Nein, zum Beispiel, jemand, sagen wir, dass jemand zu einem 3-Gang died und dann sie mich pingen oder so.
00:40:30 All right, you guys remember the corgi that took my shit? You guys remember the corgi? Of course, I'll fucking insult his ass. Okay, what is this? What is this fucking insane wall of text? Yo, good call right there, dude. Are you my mid laner? Please tell me you're my mid laner. The paycheck stealer. Bro, how is crit so shit? Holy fuck, bro.
00:41:19 Toxicity as entertainment, but I'm not toxic. I don't wanna be toxic. I don't wanna be toxic. But I wanna be defending myself. You know what I'm, do you guys see the difference? I don't wanna be toxic either, but I do wanna defend myself. Like, if I get wronged, I'm not gonna just sit still and take it.
00:41:41 I'm gonna fucking, you know, insult the person. Of course, you don't need to say the heavy insults. You can just say moron or shit or noob. Right? Just the softy ones. You can just say those. I'm not a tad toxic. I'm just defending myself. I'm just defending myself. Anyways. Let's play this game. But ask for swap lane. Huh?
00:42:25 Was? Okay, guys, who's unemployed? Who's, like, completely unemployed? No, no work, no school, no uni, nothing. Who's unemployed? Bro, I thought it's Mickey. Like, Mickey X, it's not Mickey, it's Mickey LOL. No, self-employed doesn't count, you're doing something. When I mean unemployed, I mean, like, completely doing nothing. Literally every person you queue with this time. Really?
00:43:22 You're an alcoholic, bro, that's not good. Stop. I'm a hooker. Does that count? Yeah, that counts as a job, kinda. Oh my god, lol. Why work for a mediocre life? I already have one. Hmm. You should smoke some weed to vibe after your stream's over. I think that shit is legal. I don't do drugs, bro. Weed is not a drug. It's not a drug if it's legal. It's not a drug if it's legal, guys.
00:44:57 Alkohol's worse than wheat, I do agree with that, yeah. I do agree with that. And that's way too normalised as well, no? Emo. Sugar and salt are both drugs. Bro, they are not. They're fucking... Food. They're food. Oh my god. Yeah, bro, water is a drug as well, bro. I just got my water high. Guys, I can't stop drinking it, I need more of it.
00:46:08 Oh, ja. Leak is your drug. Isn't there a difference that I actually don't like the game? I don't enjoy playing it. I just want to play it to reach my goal. I think there's a difference. That's an addicting behavior. Drug addicts don't enjoy the drugs? Was? That's why they take them. Was? That doesn't make sense.
00:47:19 To avoid suffering from not having them. But just like, don't take them for fucking two months and you're good. Or something. His feeling goes away, you know. Just buy a house, bro. Just stop being depressed. Actually, that's a good advice to me. Okay, I will stop being depressed now. Alright, can we get a game? Bro, I thought my Q-Time would actually be kind of nice, you know, because it's 12. I have been online since 48 minutes. And I didn't have a game.
00:48:33 No, my record is 55. In a single queue. Is the client bugged? Guys, is the client bugged? Ach, ja, ja, ja. Do you guys know what I miss? I miss speaking German in my stream. A bit. Just do it. No, I won't. I won't. No, I won't. There's way more non-German understanding people. I can't betray all of them. I'm loyal like that.
00:50:30 Deutsche Donnerstag? Ich bin ehrlich, ich kann nicht zurück. Danke, guys. Ist EOSQ 40 Minuten an rank 4? Hell no, bro. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Yeah, like 25, you know. Worst cases. Yeah, correct. 20-25. Worst case.
00:51:22 I'm glad we concluded the name is way better than you. How do you conclude that? How do you conclude that? Bro, do you have, like, logical issues in your brain? Oh shit. Might have been asked for Gwen when they first begin.
Spielauswahl, Dodging und Teambeschwerden
00:53:3100:53:31 Meine Kha'Zix-Games waren gut gestern. Ich bin kockierig. Ich bin kockierig. Ich bin kockierig, wenn es in eine gute Situation ist. Und dann bin ich kockierig. Und dann bin ich kockierig. Und dann bin ich kockierig. Und dann bin ich kockierig. Ich bin so ein Inter. Ja, denn es ist Gwentrop. Warum habe ich ihn?
00:54:05 What kind of champs are Kha'Zix good in two auto-attacker champs? Not Pantheon. Why? Because Pantheon has spells. Q is not auto-click, right? It's AoE. You hate AoE as Kha'Zix. But it's Gwen mid now. Okay. I'm not dodging, no, no. It's okay, I can play it. But I don't know, it's not the best. Honestly, Kha'Zix is really good into Fjord and Gwen.
00:54:37 Point and click CC is not too bad. That's fine. Because you cannot point and click CC when you press R. So you can like. Reposition. I dodged. I think I dodged like 4 times in total. I did dodge. A bit.
00:54:57 Okay, so since I've been here, I dodge 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 times. In total. It's not too much. I don't dodge that much. Like, I dodge turbo lost drafts. Or when I see too many fields. This game is not dodge-worthy. Does FiraQ hit you while in this? I actually don't know. I think she can, but it's hard for her. Oh shit, this guy isn't... Oh my god, this is actually a Hilo game.
00:55:34 This is very bad for us, this is a high-low game. It would have been better if it was low-low. Oh, I forgot my... Yeah, whatever. I don't think I'm gonna use it. Honestly, 36 ping isn't too bad. What was that? I mean, I can path top, but Thunder can path top as well. If we don't win 2v2, we should be doing something. It's kind of important to be top.
00:56:53 Der Zushi ist gut, wenn das ihm ist. Ist das Zushi? Oder ist das Sashimi? Ist das jemand anderes? Das ist großartig. Mein gesamter Spiel sollte sich nicht mehr spielen gegen Führer. Das ist wie ich benutze. Es ist mir. Ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen. Ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen. Ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen. Ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen. Ich kann es nicht mehr nehmen.
00:59:28 Bro, was? Did we not cover? I didn't watch. Was my red. I mean, it's really bad for him, though. Punt him, though. See, I'm driving? Very good, I'm two levels ahead. I'll die. Saved! Bro, I was so lucky with the tower. Okay. I was so lucky there. Damn. Okay, we can win the game, no? They have already defeated, I think.
01:03:11 Honestly, I shouldn't be in the ringer. His Fondant is completely useless because of his cheese. I still will never fight him. I will just fight Fjord the entire game. Wait, we can't fight? That's sad. I'm too well ahead, but I can't take objective. That's supportive, actually, though. Okay, swapping. I didn't auto, right? No, no, no. Good, make sure it's easy. I'm quite a part. Why did she show? Gotta raid me. Missed the camera.
01:08:15 Bro, my Zyndra is inting, by the way, but it's fine. I didn't even know I buy this. I think we should spawn 11. I'm gonna be quite strong with 11. I'm trolling, right? This isn't spawning. How's this going? It's not even that bad. But she gets it, actually, doesn't she? Boy. Zyndra is very bad. I think she's fiddled. She's very fiddled.
01:10:21 Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut. Das war nicht gut.
01:14:15 Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei. Ich denke, das Spiel ist vorbei.
01:16:21 Looked good for a second. I feel like we should have stayed, though. No? We should have stayed, like why did we base? Oh, I can't end Olaf. We should have stayed, no? What an int. Yeah, bro, whatever, what can I do, bro? I think it's a good 50-50. I think it was a good 50-50. I could have just went for the Kaizu kill instead, but... I think it's over, Jesus. We have no team, it's okay.
01:17:04 My gem is... I can play sidelane gegen Feo, but that's not possible if my teammates are already losing. Bro, how do we even lose this? My Zynda wasn't in this fight? Yeah, I was literally 1v3ing. My Zynda wasn't playing? Oh, what? How? I don't understand. How are we losing every fight, bro? It's really crazy. I mean, I think my Edge of Night is a bad item to buy in this game. I think I should have gone the AWE item. Anyways, not that it matters, I think. No, same.
01:19:40 So hard. Einzure, ich habe einen Marker. Ich slowed ihn. Mein Zyndra lost in-hip? 1v1? Ich denke, ich könnte mehr mit W-Wolf machen. Ich würde ein 3er. Aber ich denke nicht so. Ich meine, mein Pick ist einfach gut, dass ich das Spiel kann, aber nicht gut genug zu spielen. Aber ich habe nichts zu tun. Ich kann nicht even clear this. GG, 1h. Für das Spiel.
01:21:46 Unlucky, guys. Unlucky. I wanna see if he ghosted, because I think this is the third time I think this guy is ghosting.
01:22:48 This Bushi guy. The third time I think that. So what, he just walked? He just walked because he saw the ward or what? Because my ward is actually shit. My ward is actually shit. It is. Okay, so it's not ghost. It's a bad play though by him. Taking my red for the sake of taking it is kind of crazy. Yeah, he saw me ward. I mean, what his goal is there to just 50-50 the red if I'm on red. Because Pantene is a better smite. That's what his goal is. If I'm on the red. And if I'm not on the red, okay, he cheeses it away.
01:24:59 Guys, I'm not playing delay. They are not teammates, they are inmates. Just been 27 in a row. Imagine I do. What then? Am I gonna get a fucking Nobel Prize or something? What then? Can they extend? No. This is the second time the Airbnbs are just like... I asked two days after I arrived here if I can extend and they said they're already booked out.
01:29:10 Ich meine, es geht nicht darum, Geld. Es geht nicht darum, Geld. Warum sollte er in der ersten Saison in den ersten Saison zu bekommen, wie er mit Korea gemacht hat? Ich meine, das wäre sehr einfach, Leute sagen das auch als eine Entschuldigung. Ich meine, natürlich, in der ersten Saison würde ich das in zwei Wochen machen. Und die ersten Saison einfach dauern, aber ja. Ich würde das in zwei Wochen machen. Ich würde. Nein, ich würde. Nein, nein, nein. Die ersten Saison ist extrem einfach. Ich würde.
01:30:25 I have not written any articles, bro. Most of the time when there's an article about me, it's nothing good. Guys, it's... I'm the fucking bad guy. It's nothing good.
Verlängerung des Aufenthalts, Viper und EU-Community
01:30:3701:30:37 Mit Viper said he would offer his place for free if his internet wasn't bad. I mean, like I said guys, finding a new place isn't even a problem. I can easily find another new place, but I would have to move again, and on top I have to kind of... I have stuff to do at home, which is, you know, not solving itself.
01:31:00 So, like, technically I could prolong, but I would just have to ask Niki again to move with me again. I think he would be darned. He's like a nice guy. He will not say no. He will not say no. Even though last time he did it, he said, okay, we're not moving again. He said that to me, but I think he would do it. I think he would do it. He's a nice guy. So, yeah, technically I could. I don't think I will. Go back to EU, take care of responsibilities, and then come back.
01:31:35 Ich meine, das ist auch eine Option. Das ist auch eine Option. Warum hat Vyper gesagt, dass er nicht gut Internet hat? Er hat es nicht? At EU Airport, sie wollen ihn nicht, weil er die Challenge hat. Guys, würd ihr mich in? EUs? EU Bros? Und Sizzes? Würd ihr mich in? Na, ihr seid nicht. Na, ihr seid nicht. Guys, ich habe 4. Ist das gut genug?
01:32:32 Ist das gut genug? Das muss sicher sein. Oh shit, ich bin rank 4, 5 jetzt. Wait, ich bin eigentlich rank 8. 59. Oh mein Gott, ich bin rank 8. GG. Rank 2 ist der erste Loser. So... So all of you guys wollen mich hier oder was? Do I do what my chat wants? Oder do I do what my fucking... What my... Well...
01:33:40 meine real-life-Responsibilities-Wand.
01:34:03 Rau will burn out. Ich meine, ich will, aber ich kann... Nein, ich bin gut an prolonging die... Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das. Ich bin gut an das.
01:34:37 Sorry, Mr. Argon, but unfortunately the talent known as Pentales has you beat this time. Maybe with a little more practice you can improve and get close to his skill level. Oh, don't let me get started about him, please. The thing is, people will just clip it and send it to him and they're gonna create drama, so just shut up. Just shut up, bro. Can't you just play from EU with higher ping? I can lose from EU, yeah, with higher ping, yeah, if that's what you want. Now, I'm sick of League, of course, but I don't care about that.
01:35:21 Have you done career? Yep, I have done career rank one. Tell him that the workouts go to waste, fight Nikich. Bro, I'll be honest, Nikich is like fucking two meters. He's like two meters, bro. He's two meters and he's like, he has been going to the gym for a little bit more than I do my fucking homework out, bro. But he's NA. You think my fucking EU blood will do it? Get past physics?
01:36:37 Just get past physics. You have to go to Dagestan 2-3 years and forget to have a chance against him. What? It's a Khabib quote. Okay, I don't know. Hey guys, I'm not into the fighting scene. Thanks for the enlightenment. I'll go pee one sec. I'll go pee one sec. Where's my clicker? Bro, I actually have a soreness in my back.
01:38:01 From what day I get soreness in my back? And that's like, that has been since yesterday, so two days, that means one exercise I did hit something that I was never training before. Is it actually the Australian pull-ups? I think? I think it's the Australian pull-ups. That's the only thing, right? That must be it? I didn't do any other backup exercise, right? Damn, I didn't even feel like they were that useful.
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01:44:09 Es ist sehr möglich zu gewinnen. Ich weiß nicht, wo ich bin. Ich weiß nicht, wo ich bin. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich bin. Ich weiß nicht, wie ich bin.
01:47:47 We can really 4 spot, but they're playing super aggro Wait, he actually got dope If I flash a Q, I mean he's knocked up, but we don't have the damage I'm sad about this top dive How was that possible? We can die everywhere How did she miss that? His worth, but the flash I missed my EQ as well He got 6 and crap It's really bad to die in here
01:51:36 Oh my god, let's go, bro. She ulted? She must have, right? Flash ulted? She didn't ult? What do you mean she didn't ult? She must have ulted. Eh? She must have ulted, right? We all think he had to. Anyway, was that an execute? On the zona? I was not. Ask him, yeah, how? Just flash. Walk up like that. It's okay, the wave is good. And we still have ultis.
01:53:49 My bot lane is doing a very good one too. Nice. Even got the Lulu flash. She could try honestly. Not for us to kill her. Good call right there, dude. Oh shit. I think we're pressing B here. Can I check this? Yeah, that means she overstayed top side.
01:55:47 Das ist schon schon ziemlich unkillbar. Ich denke, der Siegwani ist, ich glaube, der Siegwani. Multiple Eid. Ich dachte, dass ich das kann. Ich glaube, ich kann da runter. Fuck, ich könnte das Unkilled. Fuck, ich könnte das Unkilled. Ich könnte das ein bisschen mehr. Siegwani hat 1,300 dmg. Bro. Das. Ich denke, Yasa... Sylar sollte mit gehen, aber nicht jeder. Das war ziemlich schlecht. Ich werde das power. Das ist ein Ding.
01:59:35 Oh, I'm best to go with the death stunts first. What is this? Why did they do that? Oh, I'm best to TP top and I'm finally gollins. This is not a good game. Everyone is running it. How is she here? What? She took portals, I guess? Oh my god, bro. I didn't even realize. We just need a team 5. I think. Like 5v5. Not 2v5, but 3v5. I could have flashed all of it. I think I will be wrong.
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02:07:07 Why did he go out? Wait, he lost this? Bro, I killed two people by myself. And Lulu didn't do anything this fight. I mean, maybe the same happened to Zona. I guess we didn't part of it. They're kind of doing it, I think. He can dash into me. Let's go Nash, go Nash. It's gonna be a flip, we have no damage, but... I have another choice, do we? Oh, fuck, let's forget it. She could take the portal easily.
02:10:12 Ich denke, Teamfighter 5-5 sind nicht so gut für uns. Sie sind sehr winnable. Das geht sehr schnell. Wir können das nicht. Vielleicht sollte ich nicht gewonnen haben. Wir haben die Time Pressure. Hmm, OpenX ist nicht gut. Das Spiel. Shit. Ist er, Sie haben es? Sollen wir einfach mit und versuchen, End? Weil sie leben? Hard to win without play. No? Wir würden die Spiel enden, wenn sie leben würden.
02:14:11 Once Lucian gets Armored Pan, it's kinda cool. They have zero Armored Pan. We can end, I think. Huh? One teamfight on it? Powers are up. I cannot move. How do we lose it again? We killed Lucian. Bro, I can't. Fuck, man. Fuck! I can't move. So fucking lost, I think, now. I'm so hard, CC. That's crazy. Gotta give Nash now.
02:16:27 I don't know what's going on in these teamfights. I just feel like we have no damage. Ult him, ult him, ult him. Nice. You can contest now. I'm first. It's not gonna be good. We're flaring to the... It's game over here. I can make it, but we can't win now. I mean, it's not gonna be games. Eh.
02:18:11 Ich glaube, es ist nicht winnable, aber ich glaube, wir sind jetzt ausscaled. Ich glaube, wir haben da voll AD, wir sind ausscaled. Ich glaube, es war NT, der Ende. Es war NT. Yo, go Frontline für ihn, was? Unlucky, actually. Ich habe ihn zu enden, das ist der Spiel. Ich glaube, es war okay. Wir waren ziemlich behind, an dem Punkt. Ich habe nur noch mehr dmg oder was? Wir haben noch mehr dmg.
02:19:26 I'm better rushing death sense is crazy bro. She was so useless. Should I turn on Exelec? I think it's fine. I think I'm fine with it honestly. You're dead before Baron lost the game ultimately. You're stupid. Are you stupid? I'm kinda hungry. Even though I ate like 3 hours ago. Not even 3. It's been 2 hours. Oh I'm hungry already.
02:29:23 I still have chicken from yesterday. At least I don't have to order. I lost 21 MP, bro. I got 19. I think the MMR is a bit scuffed again because of my Viper. I was rank 4. I started the day at rank 4. So rank 7 again.
02:32:51 What's your elo in your working out document? Bro. Bro. I don't know, bro. Should I... Let's do some... Let's do something. Which one should we do? Joke. What do you do if you're jungle filled? Bro, I don't know. Just play Nocturne in full clear and cooldown. And ult only if you have cams or other cams done. Simples way. Most simple way. Can I get rank 1 EU? I don't know. I'm gonna be burned out after this, so I don't know.
02:34:23 How long it will take me. Oh shit, that's not good. My dad messaged me on Discord and asked who the moron doing the worm on stream is. There is no way your dad messages you on Discord, bro. What? Only thing I respond on. Actually, that's kind of nice. Honestly, I would respond to my parents way more if they use Discord. And I would probably call them way more as well.
02:36:15 Honestly, honestly, I would. Holy moly, when I think about it. I don't even know why. I don't even know why. He banned Jarvan. Should probably just go Zinn, no? How is Zinn against Udyr? At least, how is it? Not very good. So I'd rather go Nocturne. That Jarvan is banned, bro. Yeah, it's probably a bit better for Zona to have Sinza. Bro, Wukong gets fucked by Udyr. Who says Wukong?
02:39:24 Ich meine, die Karte ist wie... Ich will nicht spielen, wenn ich andere Teams nicht sehen. Ich will nicht spielen, wenn ich ihn blinde. Das ist nicht genug. Ja. Was es sick wäre, wenn du deine Sona für 300 Gold bist? Bro. Bro. Ich habe es für weniger. You guys sind verrückt. Bro, Karte braucht mich. Karte braucht mich. Karte braucht mich. Wir haben Brub? Oh Gott.
02:41:13 Oh shit, I have a good supporter. Guy's very good. Bro, why do I even pop this game? Should I pop pop? I would like to start, but I can't start what... I can't. I can never take it. I gotta be buffed now. It's honestly okay because the wave is fine, right?
02:45:41 What the fuck is Uldir doing? What? How did you not have a base yet? This is a dragon? A Reptile? Ding order this now. Not bad. This is a dragon. I think they leveled Fasana kill for sure now. If I moved instantly I killed Fasana there. I don't know why he's staying. I killed myself.
02:48:34 Make it nicer. That was kinda good by him. Wait, my top laner is 30 CS down? He has no jump. Help, guys. Game is one I hope so, bro. I hope so. Wait, he's staying another wave. What? I don't think it's one. Way too early, bro. Way too early.
02:52:00 Why go here? Why do you do this three seconds before I'm there? Why, bro? Why? I'm on my way, but I'm not there yet. My zone is short as well. We could literally lose the game from there. Can't enter. What is this tempo wave? We're gonna do the dragon. But it's fine, no? It's actually worth it. You guys don't wanna do this. I think we can do the dragon. Can we? You can die there. It's illegal to die there.
02:55:20 Ich denke, wir sind mit, weil ich das. Ich glaube, er ist in Himmel. Ich sollte W flashe, aber ich habe W. Ich glaube, ich habe W. Ich denke, du hast W. Du hast W? Du bist auch, Pop? Als ich... Back to waiting. Back to waiting. Thank you for being more respectful for a great server. No problem, Bro. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
02:59:30 Plus 10. I mean, I would be happy with plus 3, 4 today. Don't wanna get greedy. I already had a plus 5 yesterday, plus 8 the day before, and plus 3 the day before that. Don't wanna get greedy, don't wanna get greedy, guys. Currently at minus 1, so that's not good.
03:02:43 Ich denke, ich spende mehr als eine halbe Zeit, richtig? Seitdem ich in die Top 10 habe. Ja, 7 hr. Gameplay. Und ich glaube, wie lange war ich heute? 14 hr., no? Wait. 13? 14 hr. 20 minuten. So, ja. Und ich habe nur 6 hr. 50 minuten in die Endgame. Bro, das bot ist mir Angst. Was ist das Scully Mode? Ich habe 1. Was ist das Scully Mode?
03:05:33 perfect we only 500 lp and we got rank one that's what you said at seven and eight hundred lp as well should we watch some clips any clippers eight minutes eight minutes
03:06:26 Welcome, you have entered the Yi Zone. Master Yi is the most badass video game character of all time, he makes Sephiroth look like butt. Master Chief is Tiny Baby, and Duke Nukem is Wimpy Loser. But why is Yi such a badass? Let's take a closer look. First off all, he has 7 eyes. Damn, just think of all the cool stuff he can see. Next is the Katana, the best weapon in the game.
03:06:55 It helps Yee kill really fast and is honorable. Watch out, it's the sword boots. These help Yee kill even faster and he can run around really fast and make the enemy angry. Check out that trench coat. This lets you know that Yee is a sexy beast who listens to power metal. Who can resist that? I don't know what these are, but they look cool. Yeah.
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03:07:39 Was ist das Background? Oh! Revive!
03:08:06 These are the stone brothers. They're the first monsters you kill in the evil forest. They suck. Whoop their rocky behinds. Serious? Holy shit. Look at this guy. He's worthless. Get dunked. Over here are the rude dudes. They are very impolite. Kill their blue leader to demoralize them. Not so rude now, are you?
03:08:37 Bro, he's skipping red, he knows the clear. Careful, it's the dog. He is very vicious and not cool at all. There are some cool dogs, but this is not one of them. In fact, it might be the uncoolest dog ever. Anyways, demolish the dog and move on. Now watch as this intense boss battle unfolds. Wait, there's no Gromp actually, I'm kidding, there's no Gromp, no?
03:09:16 He was ahead of his time!
03:09:48 Killed by Lux! GG!
03:10:44 While Yi is extremely powerful, he needs a lot of equipment to crush his opposition. Start with some clothing, because being naked on the battlefield isn't cool at all. Pick up some red sodas too, you don't want to be dehydrated. After you make some money, turn your clothing into X-Man claws. Now you can bust up those rude dudes even faster. Buy a Ratside too, it has a skull on it, so you have to get it.
03:11:12 Das war doch.
03:11:41 Was ist das? Was ist das zu tun mit dir?
03:12:38 Wrong game. Another wrong game. Hey, we're back. How's it so fast? I'm moving with that one. Bro, what is the silver chain? Hey, Dragon Ball scene. Random Dragon Ball scene.
03:13:52 You can fight me in a 1v1 match.
03:14:21 Bro, was ist das? Bro, was ist das? Bro, was ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das? Wie ist das?
03:15:25 Okay, keine Angst, keine Angst, lass uns das einfach mal nehmen. Du denkst, dass das... Das ist ein Rekord? Ja, ja, das ist gut. Ich werde das jetzt öffnen. Bro! Wie kann man so calm sein? Okay, das ist gut. Alles, was spielt Leak. Spiel Leak, Bro.
03:18:10 Ich habe nicht gesehen, was ist das? One Piece?
03:19:11 Wo ist die Mullet? Ich habe nicht Zeit. Ich weiß nicht. Ich denke, ich werde nicht die Mullet gehen. Am ich? Ich muss es wieder schauen. Was denkst du? Ja oder nein? Modern Mullet. Was ist der modernen? Was ist der modernen? Was ist der modernen? Was ist der modernen?
03:21:25 Like this or what? Honestly, it doesn't look that bad. You have that haircut. And how is it? But that's not a mullet, is it? It's like, it just looks normal. You have a girlfriend now. Aha. Does this have to do with something with your hair? This one, I agree, this doesn't look that bad. The modern mullet. The first thing she commented when we met was that she really likes my haircut. Hmm, interesting. Posture check, bro. I don't know, I can't have good posture today. Are you going out later tonight?
03:23:53 Oh, so mean... Is this cut on Leblanc and the Jax? I don't know. Well, well, well. It's cut on Leblanc, duo-king on Xena. Need to check enemy jungle. But looks not main role. Looks like top lane, not gonna lie. Nope, it's jungle main. Wait, it's a Gwen OTP, holy shit. Both teams want Gwen. Who is Victor?
03:26:59 Toasty? No, warum d'you say he's good? He's Master Yonmain. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's a master player. Sit and watch, I will. I got a pot bot now, I think, because I think he's gone.
03:28:33 No way he's doing it again. No way he's doing it again. No way, bro. I've got to wait another 30 minutes. I'm not doing lero loro. Lero lero. I think I'll be piere. I moved my shit. Nicky, help me.
03:33:31 What's your opinion on American women? Most are very gorgeous to like Europeans. Americans are literally Europeans. Genetically, they look like Europeans. Not true at all. Of course it's true. Most Americans are fucking Europeans, of course it is. Genetically. Like mixed, you know, because they are way more mixed than Europe is mixed.
03:34:25 Es ist okay, sie sind nicht historisch. Ja, bro. Sie waren da in diesem Kontinent für 50 Millionen Jahre, bro. Das ist wie es funktioniert. Yep. Sie späunten da. Ich meine, nur diejenigen, die da sagen, sind die Nordamerikaner, die Native, oder? Amerikaner haben mehr Blonde-Women. Das ist sicher nicht wahr. Die glasses fit you, danke, bro.
03:35:55 EU made America our biggest mistake. KW, bro. Don't tell him that. Anyways, I have not really been outside, so... It's a bad question. Bro, I'm not going on Instagram and looking at fucking... Shut up. Shut up. How am I getting bored when I'm fucking... Having a goal. I have a goal. I'm not getting bored. Yeah, the last game got remade. The last game got remade, bro.
03:39:22 Ich denke, ich werde es gut machen. Das ist nicht wahr. Ich fahre literally twice a day. Okay, so I have a small salad. And chicken. It's just fried chicken. That's it. That's the worst chicken I've had in my life.
03:45:57 Are you eating, scratching with a fork? How am I supposed to eat with my hands? I mean, I don't want to get my hands dirty when I'm playing on a plane, no? I don't know when I will play. No, thank you, cool. The taste is going to be better. Why does it taste better if you eat with your hands? No, I did not have Indian food here. I mean, honestly, considering they have a huge Indian fucking commute here, it should probably not be bad food, but I'm good. I'm good, boys. Someone at me when he starts the game.
03:48:03 Just f***ing... Just f***ing watch it. Or don't. What is auto-deleted? Indian? Yeah, Indian is auto-deleted. I guess if you write it with a big I, it's not... It's not... Oh, it's actually good. The side is good. The side is better than the chain. Why am I so lazy lately? I mean, actually, good question. I should not be lazy. Only eating, not even doing many workouts. Bro, I did like half an hour workout yesterday after the stream.
03:51:44 Die Queue und die Queue sind halb von A. Ich würde sagen. Aber Vyper's Queue war nicht so lange, weil er es um 4.00 Uhr war oder so. Es gibt keine Art von 90 Minuten Queue. Es gibt keine Art von Aktiven Queue. Es gibt eine Stunde für meine letzte Queue. Was?
03:55:56 We are exactly one hour from now. Is Diana strong in Hilo? Um, not really. She's playable, but not really. We're a bit cooked. We are getting trundled. Please, please park bot so we can play Solizhen. If you save free win, it's never free win. What? We're getting ghosted. We're getting ghosted.
04:01:14 Unlucky, guys. I am not flashing over. This game is so unplayable, by the way. It's just unplayable, bro. She doesn't even cover my blue. Like, what? I think my Xena was gonna ghost me as well, by the way, because she was the one who's bonding Jarvan. Again! Did she go to bot lane? Bro, I can't play the game.
04:06:37 Ich meine, ich weiß nicht, ob ich sie bin. Ich will nur aufbauen. Just ff. Just ff. Sie sind alle scheiße. Sie sind alle scheiße. Und ich bin derjenige, der verdient die Preis. Unlucky, bro. Mein Problem ist, wenn ich mich nicht verlieren, bro. Alle diese Pläne sind gute Pläne für uns. Sie sind einfach in, aber es ist einfach... Meine fucking Team-Mache einfach nicht auf mich. Sie einfach nicht auf mich auf mich, bro. Sie einfach nicht auf mich.
04:10:15 Please ff man, I can't play. Please ff. Please. Please get me out of your disgusting Loilo game. Please. It's unplayable. It's unplayable. It's unplayable bro. My Lux is going behind the grubs. She's going behind the grubs when she can zone both of them.
04:10:59 I can't believe this game by the way. How is it so fucking 1v5? How am I so alone? Absolutely unplayable bro. That's crazy. Why doesn't she zone him? Why can she not zone him? Unlucky guys. Please FF. You flash out and then you go and die because my Lux can zone him and he's inting. Again. She just has to press E on him and he's slowed. He's dead there.
04:12:52 He just dies. You're into that fight, bro. You guys are dis... I mean, can you believe it? That my teammates are literally disgusting, stupid people and you're even worse? You're even worse than that? Can you believe that you're fucking worse than that? How can you be worse than this? How can you be worse than this? Bro, you're fucking crazy, man. You're worse than this? That's crazy, bro. This is already like the lowest fucking possible play, bro.
04:13:25 F***ing crazy, bro. No, we're FFing, we're FFing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing. You guys are unplayable. You guys are unplayable. Yeah, bro, you f***ing made my f***ing raptors go away. I can't clear them efficiently, I have to ult for it. Unlucky, guys. Why is the blue buff still missing? We are FFing. I'm not playing the game anymore. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Unbelievable. I'm eating.
04:15:16 Nein. Es ist ein Team-Games und ihr seid nicht zu spielen, also wir sind nicht zu spielen. Wir haben nichts zu tun. Wir haben nichts zu spielen. Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun, bro? Tell me, was kann ich tun? Literally, was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun? Was kann ich tun?
04:16:18 Du willst mich sterben sechsmalmal so ich bin? Nein, ich werde nicht sterben. Ich werde nicht mehr sterben. Du musst in der AFK gehen. Leute, ich habe versucht zu spielen. Meine Team ist nicht zu spielen. Es ist ein Team-Games. Unlucky. Blame-Rite. Oh, ich sollte so, wie ich bin. Ja, ich sollte so, wie ich bin. Nice, das ist so gut. Lovely, bro. Lovely, das ist so großartig, bro. Ich sollte so, wie ich bin. Schau, ich bin, Leute. Schau, das ist so, wie ich bin. Schau, ich bin, Leute. Schau, das ist Playable. Wir werden gewinnen.
04:17:08 Oh, der Ending, nice, das ist toll. Die Leute brauchen einen Parabend für die Pressung, ich werde ehrlich sein. Ich bin nicht fucking kidding. Die brauchen einen Parabend für nicht FF'ing. Kann ich einen Smother oder was? Warum ist er da? Aber er ist Ghosting, right? Er ist Ghosting, für sicher. 100%. Es ist 18, sie können Vode. Sie können Vode. Yo, Teammates, du bist 18, du kannst du Vode, bro. Du kannst du Vode, bro.
04:18:43 Ich meine, ich habe nur 40 Minuten für dieses Cube, warum ich f***ing 10 mehr warte? Ente, bro. Sie haben mich verletzt. Das ist reportable. Ich denke, wir müssen wir nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht. Ich denke, wir müssen nicht.
04:19:53 Hmm, yes or no? Can we still win? Can we still win this? Hmm. Hmm. Can we still win, guys? What do you guys think? Can we win? These are all Grandmaster players, right? All of them? I mean, I haven't checked, but for sure, no? This was a very low elo game. Yeah, the Xena isn't playing. She's not playing, but she's not playing either. Everyone in Grandmaster, great, bro. 500 LP average.
04:21:32 let's go guys let's defend this let's go guys you can do it ah well they're just ending huh hmm should not have 15 no very very very very nice try guys very nice try very nice try guys nice
04:22:03 Amazing. Guys, I think we should still not FF. It's still winnable, guys. At this point, we should still not FF, we should still try. There's still a chance. Guys, don't FF. Guys, don't FF. Fucking disgusting, man. Fucking disgusting. Absolute disgusting. Absolute inhumanly disgusting. No, for sure they go to 100%. 100%.
04:23:15 Wait, I flamed his Ari once, no? When I was grandmother I flamed his Ari once or twice. That's why he's still salty. Oh my god, I remember him. What a fucking disgusting moron. What an absolute disgusting moron. Well, minus one and a half hours for nothing. That's always great. Is that Ari a girl? Of course not. It's a fucking dude that acts like he's a girl.
04:24:31 Ich weiß nicht, er ist ein Fanboy, bro. 2 Minute Q, hoffentlich kein Master Lobe, bro. Holy moly, das war f***ing Disgusting. Die Worste Games sind die Low Elo Games, nicht Ironically. Die sind die Worste Games, weil die Leute eigentlich haben Ego. Kind of funny, right? Die Super High Elo Games, die Real High Elo Games, die eigentlich sehr... No one is, like, saying stupid shit. Die Leute sind einfach nicht stupid. Aber die f***ing Grandmaster Games sind verrückt, bro.
04:25:34 Sie alle denken sie sind scheiße, aber sie sind. Danke, Tim. Das ist griechisch. Jeder Elo ist das gleiche. Ich meine, ja. Das ist wie es sollte sein. Wenn beide Themen sind wirklich gut, dann die kleinen Mistake sollte kostenlos.
04:27:11 Level 1 ist GG? Nein, Level 1 war nicht GG, Level 2 war GG. The Blue Invade war GG, und dann der Dragon, und dann so viel mehr, bro. Like, every play war GG. Wir könnten auf jeden Spiel zurückkommen, dass jeder Spiel gemacht war. Aber nein. Aber nein, niemand spielt das Spiel. Wir werden Probleme haben. Wir haben gerade eine UTP-Fehlung. Oh mein Gott, wir werden weg mit.
04:29:38 Ich glaube nicht, wir wollen Draft, aber es ist okay. Okay, wir wollen. Ich bin kidding. Sie haben Katz auf Ezreal und sie haben Pettres auf Gallio. Und es ist nicht Night, ist es Night?
04:31:29 Es ist Night, ist es nicht? Ich weiß nicht. Vielleicht ist es 3rd Account. Ich dachte, ich würde Dive-Bot werden. Es sieht einfach aus, ehrlich zu Dive. Ich glaube, ich würde Dive-Bot werden. Es sieht einfach aus, ehrlich zu Dive.
04:37:26 We will most likely get Botcrap hier. We need Draggus to come to me bro. And CC the Galio. I mean they didn't have Vision on it by the way. I don't think it was a legal play. Maybe. Not bad. At least Riven can flesh this one. It is 36 down. Oh they are not good. Why is Draggus inting? Why is he inting? Why is he inting?
04:41:52 My Vayner is level down. How is Gagas not first anyways? Like... What? What happened? But I had him, no? The map is hard. But we might be fine, I don't know. What is that? I should have lagged. Fuck, I actually thought it was enough. I didn't do anything, honestly. My Gagas is so lost.
04:48:04 We have no damage without Vayne. This guy just 1v3 does. GG. Can't win any games today, huh? I mean, our draft was not winning, I think. Couldn't really play. We should've just given this guy top or mid, honestly. That's how we would've won this game, I think. Probably mid. I mean, I blinded Jarvan, bro. My teammates didn't want to swap.
04:51:21 Das matchup ist nicht so schlecht. Wir sind nicht wegen der Beldeck. Ich kann das matchup nicht. Wir sind nicht wegen der Beldeck. Wir sind nicht wegen der Beldeck. Wir sind nicht wegen der Beldeck. Ich meine Topo ist nicht los, eigentlich. Aber diese Champions League ist nicht so gut. Bro, wie viele times do you want to say that Ana ist besser, Bro? Es ist nicht. Es ist nicht, warum ist es so schwer zu bekommen? Es ist nicht schwer, es ist einfach zu nehmen.
04:54:35 Yo, don't come back and come in, type score and then you type bro. I can't. I'm banning. We're not going back to 1100, fuck off. I mean, today might be the first bad day in a long while, but I'm not going back to 1000. I mean, I'm gonna play 10 more games. Bro, we're still rank 7, don't drop to rank 8. Rank 8. It's like Bitcoin, back to 1400.
04:56:09 You think I should first get back to 1400 for me to be able to climb again? What? What's your point? Bro, going back to 1400 would not do me. I don't think I can do it then. I would just go home, bro. But we're not dropping back to 1400. I can get a minus 5 day. I think that can happen. But I'm not climbing back to 1100, bro.
04:57:51 Was? Was? Oh shit, ich bin mit.
Frühes Spielgeschehen und Lane-Analyse
05:01:2705:01:27 Was? Bro, das ist nicht... Wie ist Elise Spiders blocking Skillshare's new mechanics? Nein, ich bin nicht die Lame. Ja, nicht die Lame. Ich bin nicht die Lame. Ich bin nicht die Lame. Ich bin nicht die Lame. Aber es ist Playable. Ich könnte die Top, wenn ich möchte. Mein Matchup ist gut. Aber beide Matchups sind gut. Ich bin gegen Gwenna. Ich bin gegen Renekton.
05:04:33 Es ist Frutina, aber wir haben zwei Fills. Und sie haben nur eine. Ich habe ihn mit Ignite. Sehr easy zu kill, wenn ich ihn mit Ignite. W-Star ist auch nicht schlecht in dieser lane, eigentlich. Ich denke, ich war dead, right?
05:08:29 We must all make our choices. Can I kinda get killed here? Bro, she's dead there. Okay, dude. Oh my god. Bro, she's like so close to dying every single time, no? We have a okay lead. Okay, lead. Bro, she's so quick. Oh my god, sorry. I trolled this. I didn't realize they're on it. Did we notice?
05:11:23 I should have fucking ulted Gwen, like killed Gwen anyways. Bro, I wish I would take Ignite. Why don't I ignite? If I had Ignite, she would have ignite three times already. It's really sad. I can't get that plate. Unless I want to stay, which I could have maybe done. I only bought boots. Nothing can ult me. I'm fine. That's right. I'm all is looting, sadly. Ow.
05:13:40 Bro, I'm fine, I just have to not play, bro. Ugh, I'm fine, I just have to not play. Just wait, my next Manta and she's dead. I kind of like just panicked because my jungler was calling me and I couldn't. I mean, I think this game is lost. My bot is losing really hard. I mean, I don't know. This gank, like, is not turning. Whatever, just put the power, I guess, together. I'll knock it, bro.
05:15:15 Ich weiß nicht, ob sie hat Mann oder nicht. Ich bin ein CP. Er ist für keinen Sinn. Ich bin ein Wart. Ich bin ein Wart. Ich bin ein Wart. Ich bin ein Wart. Ich bin ein Wart. Ich bin ein Wart.
Spielverlauf, Team-Probleme und Frustration
05:19:5905:19:59 Why is my entire team dead? Once again. Let's not actually die. I'm going this way. Why does he not block that? I mean, I can't TP anymore, he didn't contest the bridge. I mean, we need to see Piddle Twitch, else we can't play, right? Bro, that fear is so long. This fucking Nocturne is so poor shit. I hit, no? Not gonna do it.
05:24:32 Why don't we W him instantly? I'm getting one shot. This game is lost. I need to kill him three times for me to win this game, I guess. When I'm autofilled, unlucky. Unlucky, guys. I mean, I don't know how we're losing, but bro, the enemy jungle is NPC, they were 2v3. I mean, it's easy, it's fucking Twitch. Yeah, we have two fields and they have only one. I don't even know if he's filled. It's not a fair game. Why? Ooh, we already have him.
05:26:38 This guy ist so fucking bad. I can't believe we're gonna lose against him. I can't really push, can I? Oh my god. I mean, my bad, I guess. I thought we wanted to kill her together, so I just facechecked like an idiot. But we killed the Twitch. Did she go for this? I don't think she did. You shot ult Toplan, please. It's free kill.
05:28:08 Es ist gut, wenn wir die für den.
05:30:26 Isn't it 3? It's 3, bro. It's fucking 3-5, go do it. It's 3-5. If you don't fail, smile is good. I think I 3-3-4, that's it. Bro, what? Is that like a perma-appealist kill or what is that? I need the blue, please. I'll be very OP if I have blue. Game over. This is such a disgusting game, honestly. My dog server deleted this.
05:33:38 Das erste Rang war so unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht unruhig, ich könnte es nicht gewinnen, und wir haben die fighten, und das hat mich in Midflane, und das hat mich in Midflane, und das hat mich in Badflane, ich denke. Ich war, ich war ziemlich hart, sie war ziemlich f***ig. Ich hatte schon einen TP, und ich war halv level up. Das sind nicht sunglasses, habe ich gesehen von Toronto überhaupt nicht? Nein, nicht wirklich. Airport.
05:36:04 In the airport. Oh, it's because I don't do workout, that's why I don't win. Let me go pee. Honestly, I think I'm gonna do the fucking... I think I'm gonna do the pull-ups. I'm gonna do the table. Yeah, I'm gonna do the table.
05:40:50 Due to the shortage of time, you should at least do a delay and do. Bro, there's no do in Challenger. No, I'm not gonna do delay, because I wanna be able to fucking talk to... Good shit. There's no delay. And no. I mean, I don't talk... I don't like always. But when I wanna talk, I don't wanna have a delay. Oh, let's do round two.
05:42:15 Bro. They feel very stupid. Yeah, I know, it's slipping a bit. I know. You know, I don't... I don't drink energy drinks. I drink coffee sometimes, but... But, uh... Not here. Erwin, the owner, watching clips of his table getting humped. Can you show us abs that we have a before and after? No. I'm done with those. I'm done with those.
05:43:48 Ich werde die Biceps machen. Ich habe so viele Puppen gestern, ich denke ich werde heute machen. Oh, wir haben ein Spiel. Let's do this left side. Hm. Jax, gut pick. Vayne, also gut pick. You look handsome today. Thank you. Ist das wegen der White T-Shirt? White fits me? Oder? Das ist wirklich gut, die Jax zu blinden. Ich habe einen. Oh, es ist nicht nur Riven.
05:48:17 Und wir haben Duolking auf Blitzcrank, gg, bro. Ist er eigentlich Runding it down? Ich denke, er ist. Es ist was es, guys. Der einzige andere Mal er hat Blitzcrank mit mir, was mit mir, oder? Wait, ich dachte, die Enemies haben ein Twitch OTP, oder?
05:49:25 Ja, lol. Both teams have Twitch OTP. Das ist funny. Warum ist es so early? Can I even start, Rat? Ah, no, bro. He didn't take his medicine, I guess. Unlucky. Is this no ban? No, of course not, bro. He did this for fucking two days in a row. Of course he won't get banned. Lovely. Now we go.
05:52:11 Ich meine, es ist nicht wie wir gewinnen. Wenn wir uns nicht verlieren können, dann können wir es gut machen. Wir haben keine Rolle in diesem Fall. Es ist okay. Bro, ich weiß nicht, warum er das wieder gemacht hat. Vielleicht ist es weil er mich glücklich gemacht hat. Oh mein Gott, stop ihn. Ich weiß nicht, wir sind nicht ghosted. Er ist wie, nein, nein.
05:54:52 Es ist so unplayable, anyways. So unplayable, anyways.
Spielverlust, Griefing und Frustration über Spielmechaniken
05:57:1605:57:16 Warum 10-1-3? Weil der Spiel ist vorbei. Ich könnte auch den AFK sein, aber ich kann nicht. Aber die Leute werden wiederholen. Es ist nicht so, dass der Spiel ist. Wir können FK und FF, oder wir können einfach machen. Und FF weiter, FF. Es ist nicht wichtig. Wir verloren den Spiel, weil er meine Reden hockt. Ich konnte nicht meine Reden. Ich konnte nicht starten Reden.
05:57:39 Und wegen dem, ich bin wieder weg. Das ist okay. Das ist nicht das erste Mal, das ist das erste Mal. Wir haben keine Kontrolle. Ja, er hat meine Reden weg. Und dann bin ich wegen dem, ich bin wegen dem. Such grad, Zevdeh. Das ist doch nicht so, Bro. Prämie wird dich. Das ist doch nicht so. Warum ist mein Swayne mit einem Frozen Heart? Against TF Rush. Das kann man nicht richtig. Der Mann hat das nicht damage.
06:04:44 Das ist 4-5, was du? Wie ist das Jarn fucking outleveled? Ich denke, ich dachte, ich würde 2-1-Vinity. Oh, ich würde 2-1-Damage. Was? Das ist verrückt, ich könnte, aber ich dachte, ich wäre komplett fine. Das ist ein Leanderer. Ich denke, wir können einfach nur winnen. Jaxxon will nicht spielen. Warum ist Jaxxon's TP? Ich bin kind of fucking full-on CC, ich weiß nicht. Ich bin fucking FF.
06:09:02 This game was a 3 win for sure, by the way. Because Charon doesn't know how to play this channel. Is there no way to get the Gaban? No, guys. Riot won't do anything. This is not the first time he's doing it. Try to get your Kappa, bro. Fucking Kappa. Perfect. This is what it is, guys. Do not have any counterplay against that. I just don't. But of course, I can't choke you again. You wanna have the game's ID.
06:18:29 Ich kann es versuchen, Riot will nicht tun, Bro. Riot will nicht tun, Bro. Zero chance. Er hat das letzte Mal gemacht, aber er wurde nicht geholfen. So, es ist was es. Was ist passiert? Ihr könnt es sehen? Twitch nicht tun, was auch nichts. Twitch und Riot will nicht tun. Ich triede. Sie nicht tun. Es passiert, Leute. Es passiert, Leute. Es passiert, Leute. Es passiert, Leute. Es passiert, Leute. Es passiert, Leute. Ich habe meine Red. Ich kann es starten. Ich habe zu starten Reptus. Ich bin Low. Ich sterbe. GG. Game Over.
06:19:46 Und jetzt Jarren hat ihn mit dem Wolfen. Game Over. Das ist nicht reportable. Nein. Bro, er hat das nicht mehr gemacht. Er hat das nicht mehr gemacht. Er hat das viel besser gemacht. Er hat das viel besser gemacht. Er hat das nicht mehr gemacht. Er hat das nicht mehr gemacht. Er hat das nicht mehr gemacht. Er hat das ganze Leben gemacht. Er hat das ganze Leben. Das ist das ganze Leben.
Griefing, Remake-Problematik und Rank-Ambitionen
06:20:4706:20:47 Now he's just fucking jealous that I would get rank 1 if he didn't do it, so... He's griefing me. And probably if he doesn't, he gets like a lot of viewers, a lot of hate viewers. That's why the name is Blackwizard as well.
06:27:32 He's gonna remake. He's gonna waste all of our time, he's gonna remake. Our only counterplay is level 1 invading. And getting like 3 kills. Guys, how can I prevent the fucking remake? Run into the fountain? It is what it is, unlucky GG. There's no counterplay guys.
06:31:48 In der enemy team, er geht afk. In meinem Team, er grieves mich. Ich will nicht prolong this fucking shit. Wir gehen nach Hause. Das ist kein Sinn. Das ist kein Sinn. Ich habe keine Counter-Player. Wie ist es nicht bannable? Ask Riot, bro. Ask Riot. Das ist der 10th time, ich glaube, er hat either lost me in der Game oder remake in der enemy. Easily 10th time, right? Easily 10th time.
06:32:41 Bro, I mean, I don't have a lot of time anyways. I mean, I got rank 4, it's not bad. Rank 4 is good enough. Yo, thank you booster. And I will be king, thank you as well. Yeah, sorry for the unannounced break. But I needed that, I think. If I need one. Is Anae as bad as your vessel? Oh, Anae is for sure worth, bro. Anae is for sure worth. The Rise of Conqueror Evelynn, I've done this.
07:19:39 Weedbrother, Zyra. Thanks, Nightbot. I don't do weed. I don't do that shit. I uninstall third party and dropping frames. Okay, there's nothing to do with me. Consider what I recommend you about using stream mode. It's fine. I don't care. I wanna see the names of my teammates, honestly. I'm gonna be honest, if I don't, like, I don't know, bro. Whatever. It's already so late.
Persönliche Präferenzen, Reisepläne und Trolling im Spiel
07:25:3907:25:39 What is the most beautiful woman character of League 2U? Coven Evelyn. I will have to look that up. Coven Evelyn, wait. Haven't seen her in a while. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I'm not in the US, I'm in Canada. And I'm not in California. I was in California once. Didn't like it.
07:29:30 Ben from an A. Love the whole series. Great job. Thank you, bro. How many days remaining? Technically, it's five or six days, but I could technically just move again. Outside of New York, the US is third world. One of the few places with actual culture and people. Why do you have to keep moving? Because the Airbnbs don't let me prolong, bro. They don't let me prolong.
07:30:49 Let's see if I... I don't know. I mean, technically I could prolong. I think tomorrow I will know if I prolong. I need Jarvan into a bear with one trick, sadly. You should play off-stream if they troll you too much. That is stupid. Do you not think they can troll me off-stream exactly like how they can troll me on-stream? Wait. Night? This game is cooked. I don't want to see the map.
07:32:12 Nice, he's trolling me as well. He wasn't covering, but gg. He was instead running to me to fucking dance on my head, and now we lose the game. Cool. Cool, bro. It's not about warning, it's about staying here. Oh, it's a different clown, bro. Okay, we don't win this either. It's fine. Can't play. Again. Can't play again.
07:33:33 No, this is nothing. Why do you think this has something to do with Belved? Do you not think this has something to do with my fucking Vel'Kos trolling and going here level 1 instead of covering? Do you not think this is the reason? Should have won Belved. Bro, how many times do I have to tell you for you to understand this has nothing to do with the fucking champion? Zero! How can this be the champion?
07:34:36 Es ist ein Team-Games und das Team-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games-Games
07:36:55 Those of you bots are your entire bots are still up. You're all in the way, bro. Cannot play. How the fuck is Lucian there, though? No, of course, we can't play after level 1, of course. We can't play the game after level 1. Why am I dead? What did Nautilus do, bro? Why did Nautilus go base? Bro, how did I not get that one? How is my Nautilus 0-0-0? What? Are you gonna ward it? Hallo? Okay. He's also trolling, I guess.
07:42:40 Danke, Bro. Danke, Magicka. Bro, ist Nautilus ADC oder so? Bro, warum ist Nautilus nicht unter-attacken? Wir gewinnen! Er ist nicht unter-attacken! Ich versuche, wir gewinnen! Oh, er gewinnen, wow. Das ist verrückt. Aber wir gewinnen das. Ich meine, das ist verrückt. Das ist verrückt.
07:45:39 He just has to out attack either the Lucian or the fucking Belbet instead of fleshing out and I killed. I was waiting for it and then I had to blind Ikka, I was already dead. You need to base bro. Please go base. It was a war. Obviously my Nautra is not able to fucking CC someone when someone is close, I swear to god. No, he's actually failed or something, he's so bad. He's fucking, he's a fucking support man, I can't believe it. It's not playable anymore.
07:50:15 Oh my god, why did he fail ult? Did he want me to ult early? How was this bad? How did this turn not to be bad? Why is Velcos not ulting? Why did Velcos not ult the fucking Riven? Where did he ult after, bro? I can't really win. Where the fuck was my Nautilus? He was not dead, I was dead. Also, you know that Nash...
07:58:31 Getting really hard into today. Is really rough. Is it possible to prevent the evade?
Entscheidungen, Mechanik und Ziele
08:00:5508:00:55 Bro, wenn du nicht die Entranken hast, du bist einfach flippen. Du bist einfach flippen. Weil du hast zu starten an den anderen Seite und wenn sie Contest du, sie killst du. Oder du hast nicht die eigene Seite, also wenn du dein eigenes Seite hast, sie killst du. Es ist einfach Lose-Lose, wenn du nicht die Entranken hast. Ich könnte Glück sein, aber das ist etwas anderes. Es ist ein Rough Day. Es ist ein Rough Day. Minus 4.
08:03:26 Can you play a couple games on an A with 100 ping? Why would I? Bro, I will not get rank 1 with 100 ping. Are you stupid? No, there is no way. There is no way.
08:05:47 At this elo, literally 80% of my wins are because I'm mechanically outplaying. Literally. And I cannot do all of this. I would drop to fucking, I don't know, low challenger probably. Bro, I have to say this like 20 times a day. This is the only question you guys can come up with. No, I don't miss EOS to be honest. There's less DGs in EOS, but...
08:07:18 Das ist es. Nein, ich glaube nicht, dass ich ein Rank 1 EOS für ein paar Mal nach. Ich will einen Energie Boost. Ich weiß nicht, dass ich das mache, aber für sicher nicht, dass ich meine ganze Zeit in League spielen. Buy a bike and hit the road at 2 a.m.?
08:11:05 Das macht das. Das macht das macht.
08:14:47 Show hairline, bro. I showed it already so many times. I'm gonna stop with that. Argentina, Esta, and La Casa. Today we go even. We'll see, bro. We'll see.
08:17:34 Es funktioniert immer so, wenn du einen kleinen Winstreak hast, du kriegst eine kleine Winstreak zurück. Es funktioniert immer so. Oh, ist Tyler on KKW? Es gibt keine Duol-Kamera. Oh, ist Ozzy. Phantasm und Reptile sind in eine Tournament. Was ist mit dem? Was ist mit dem? Wir haben einen sehr Spaß gemacht. Ja, bro. Es ist sehr Spaß. Wir haben alle die meisten Spaß.
08:19:45 It wasn't in matchmaking, I got ran down on purpose. It wasn't in matchmaking, I got sniped and ran down on purpose. And two times an enemy team remade them. So I can't get my LP back either. All it takes is one crazy Canadian to find his address. I talk about my address, the RTD's address, and then what? You know what?
08:21:17 Ja. Hopefully we can get him a few times in the enemy team today. So I can learn a bit more. I think I got a donation where I... Hello boss, can you play chess? I can, but I don't. Thanks for the four Euros, bro. Dance with somebody. Dance with somebody.
08:24:04 No, I'm not adapting. I think in Loyal we have to play a bit more aggressive, I think, but that's it. I didn't do it really. I got through it anyways. But I think I got slower through it than I should be doing it. Is EUQ also 20 minutes? Not really. Like, only worst cases. While here the worst cases are 50 minutes. No, I didn't watch One Piece. I won it as a child, but that's it.
08:26:21 My parents don't watch my stream now. Do you like watching sad stuff, movies and shows? No, not really. Do you like cocaine? I love cocaine, bro. I love it. I have a dispense. Actually, it's in the bathroom, I think. No, I don't watch football.
08:29:17 You guys are fucking boring. I'm gonna be honest. Where are the fun guys at? Where are the fun guys? Only boring shit. N and O will never be the same again, bro. Sorry to break your heart. I shut my pants. What should I do now? I mean, go to the toilet, wash up, and that's it. Put it in the fucking washing machine. Bro.
08:30:34 The Germans are sleeping. There is no way all Germans are sleeping. No way. There's 100% a lot of Degens right now in chat. Any German Degens? Any German Degens? 100%. See? See? All of them Degens. Oh, what is this? Big comment.
08:31:04 Am I AI? Am I AI? What is this question? Would you consider getting rank 1 in every server? Bro, I'm literally right at it. The song is, right now, it's M-Y-R-K-R by Helden.
08:32:29 Bro, if you need to do homework, just fucking do it. We're not watching documentary. You like stout or regular beer? I don't know what stout is. What is TO spot? Yeah, I have not gone out. Stop asking me if I like it. Stop asking me that. Bro, why do you guys care about the outside? Why do you guys care about the outside? No one cares. No, I have never been to Oktoberfest.
08:34:23 Because we never go there, we want to know what it's like. Bro, you're not in my stream because you want to see outside, right? Because that's kind of the wrong stream. You should be going to a different stream. I'm going to Canada, should I do the same thing as you on my visit? Yeah, bro. If you're able to get rank 1, yeah. Good. Rank the NA countries. What are the countries in NA? Is Mexico part of NA? Cuba, is it?
08:36:11 There's only Canada and the US. Great, bro. Mexico is an A. So I was right. Rank all the EU countries. Okay, Switzerland is for sure number one. Then I think we have Norway? Denmark? Sweden? Or Finland? Maybe? I don't fucking know. I don't drink coffee because there's no good coffee, bro. And I'm not gonna order coffee. I'm not gonna order coffee.
Dankbarkeit, Solo-Q-Frust und Teamdynamik
08:38:4208:38:42 Buy Nescafee from the shop. Yeah, bro, that's what I mean, but it's disgusting. I can't drink that. Wait, what? Okay, bro, holy shit. That's crazy, bro. Thank you, Jules. Thank you for the fucking bomb, bro. Out of nowhere. Thank you so much. That's really crazy. I think you can lose as well. And perfectly time we have a game.
08:39:36 Go get coffee. Bro, I am not getting... Bro, no. I'm not... I don't want to order coffee. It's not about money. Literally ordering takes 25 minutes of my time. Like, picking up my order takes 25 minutes. About. So I can't do that. It's not worth ordering for me. Thanks for the 100 fucking 100 subs, bro.
08:40:06 Nein, ich habe kein Koffi seitdem ich hier bin, also ich glaube nicht... Ich kann nicht mehr Koffi benutzen, ich glaube nicht mehr. Ich habe es in der Starte, aber ich habe es nicht mehr. Danke, Jules. Ich habe niemanden, um es zu bringen. Es ist so... Ich habe nicht EOS Solo-Q, okay? Ich habe nicht EOS Solo-Q, okay? Solo-Q is fucking shit. League is shit.
08:42:01 Ich bin nicht alle, aber ich bin nicht alle. Aber ich bin nicht alle. Aber ich bin nicht alle. Aber ich bin nicht alle. Ich bin nicht alle. Aber ich bin nicht mehr. Ich bin nicht mehr. Ich bin auch Aura. Das war der Exos. Ich habe Tempo als auch. Ich bin auch ein Botgrab. Damn. Ich bin großartig. Wappen? Warum?
08:45:31 Why did he TP? Nice indeed, nice indeed. Bro, I swear Spika is free win for me every game. Oh my god. I lose against the biggest fucking noobs ever, but against Spika, I always win. Against Spika and fucking Penta, I always win. That's kinda uncool, okay. Bro, I think I won against, like, the last six games, I won five times against Penta.
08:47:57 Der Startler hat Mind Control, das ist alles. Hat Ireda Flasch? Ich denke, wir sind wieder. Beten, Beten, Beten, Beten. Hm, das ist nicht der beste. Und wir haben noch mehr Flasch, ich glaube. Ich sollte den anderen Weg gehen. Er ist dead. Ich kann diese Klasse Tabis aus dem Clear. Ich werde sehr stark sein. Aber die Leute wollen sie spielen? Ich bin so ein B.
08:52:03 Ich werde den Dragon getrennt. Oh nein. Ich werde den Herald reset, aber das macht nichts. Ich werde den Herald reset, aber das macht nichts. Ich werde den Herald reset, wenn du den Herald getrennt.
08:56:32 Ah, ich werde ehrlich sein, ich denke, dass ich ein Flasch habe und ich werde die für Jorgen. Ich dachte, es wird ein Scherz, aber es wird ein Scherz. Was ist in der Chat? Oh mein Gott, wir brauchen zu stoppen, die auf der Seite. Das ist sehr bad. Er ist sehr gut. Ich habe die Luxury für das? Ich denke so. Ich habe meine Item. Ja, das ist ein Runner. Kann ich nicht mehr nehmen?
09:03:01 Not bad. 1 win. Check out 1.6. Mandatory speaker game. Bro, I don't know what's up with speaker, but that guy is a free win, bro. What the fuck did he do level 3? Alright, back to smalltalk.
Müdigkeit, Aussehen und Fitness
09:04:5809:04:58 Ich bin eigentlich ziemlich tired already, warum bin ich so tired? Ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, aber ich bin nicht viel zufrieden. Ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin nicht viel zufrieden, ich bin
09:05:47 Hey, I have an idea. If you cut yourself bald, you'd be like the more muscular German The Rock. Should I go bald? Yes or no? My Turkish hair is a genetic gift. It is, honestly, no? Did you bitch out of getting your hair cut? I did, because I was late. I woke up at like 11. I stayed up the entire night, by the way. Stayed up the entire night.
09:06:55 Ich habe keine Haare auf meinem Back. Wer hat die Haare auf seinem Back, bro? Nein, ich habe keine Insomni, ich habe nur andere Sachen, bro. Show es! Ich werde nicht zeigen, meine Haare auf meinem Back. Ich werde nicht das tun. Ich werde Pee, Baerbeck. Und ich denke, ich brauche mehr zu essen. Okay, should I do squats oder push-ups? Squats oder push-ups?
09:08:48 Ich habe viele Push-Ups gestern. Ich habe einfach 150 Push-Ups durch den Tag durch den Tag durch den Tag. EASILY. Ich kann nicht sehen, dass ich in der Klub bin. Ich kann nicht in der Klub gehen. Ich weiß, dass ich ein Wall-Squat habe. Ja, wir machen das.
09:10:47 Okay, that was f***ing burning, bro. That was burning. Bro, that was burning. Bro, that was burning. That was 20 seconds? That was not 20 seconds. That was a full minute. No? Should I do it again? Let's wait a minute. What is a Bulgarian split squad? I did Bulgarian yesterday, no? Bulgarian split squad. Bulgarian split squad is very similar. Is a Bulgarian split squad the same as a Bulgarian squad? Is it the same?
09:12:40 Okay, dann, I did this, yeah. But the thing is, I don't have a good chair to do it on. Like, the best chair is this one. This one. Wait. I'm gonna do it on the couch, actually. Yeah, that's better. Yeah, there's the couch, here. There's the couch. Yeah, I mean, you can't see. Unlucky, guys. Okay. These ones are actually pretty good, not gonna lie. These are good. Is an A solo queue basically jail? We do one more of those. One more set.
09:20:30 This exercise is for the glutes. Glutes is ass, right? Why do you type old? What does this have to do with age? What does it have to do with age, bro? This has nothing to do with age. You go gym. I think I'm just gonna do a homework, bro. I'm going gym. I'm sweating. I'm sweating, bro. I'm sweating. We could still do the Cossacks. These ones. What was the explosive? Oh, it was the jumping.
09:24:50 Ich meine, wir haben das. Ja, okay. Okay, so wir haben das. Wir haben die Explosive 1. 2x8. Oh, ich werde das. Ich werde das. Ich werde das. Ich werde das. Ich werde das. All you need ist Bodyweight Squats. Ist das so? Ich fühle mich, die Volgärmler-Monts eigentlich fühlen sich schwerer. You know what I mean? Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich. Ich fühle mich.
09:26:07 My girlfriend plays this song in the car all the time. Weirdflex, bro, weirdflex. Look at me, I have a girlfriend, look at me. I got a girl too, she watches your stream with me sometimes. Oh, is she single? Get rekt, kid. What happened to my eyes? What? They're fine, no? What about them? I didn't sleep too much today, if that's what you mean. Bro. Let's do the explosive ones. I have a girl, but others can't see her. It looks like you haven't slept much in a year. I mean, I have...
09:28:11 I have not slept in... I don't know. What happened to I will do a cut story? I didn't do it yet. If I wake up early tomorrow, I will maybe go to the barber. But I have to wake up at like 8am, so it's like worse to go there. If I wake up at like 11am, which I did today, it's not worse. I'm already late for the stream. I don't watch the video again. Bro, this is... This is like proper cardio, bro. This is proper cardio.
09:30:44 I swear this is proper cardio. Hope you did warmups. Bro, my warmups is literally solo queue. I'm sweating. That's all. That's all. That's all I can do. Guys, you're supposed to do the workout as well. You can do it at home. You don't need anything. Just do it as well. Just follow me along. Yes, all of you. I ain't doing that shit at 4 a.m. Why not?
09:32:43 I'm doing the table fucking nice. Can I show you again? No, I can't. Bro, everyone's like fucking pussing out. Did you peek? I peeked yesterday or today in the morning. I was ranked 4. We were like, pixie LP short of ranked 4. Did you color your hair? No. My accent sensitivity is fucked. Why? Do you not hear me? Background noise. Huh?
09:35:40 Oh my god, it's a fucking YouTube short for the Scots. It's a YouTube short, Scots. I'm sweating, my fucking glasses is full. I will trade it with Bipo, right? I carried him yesterday. I carried him. They're filled support, I think. My glasses are literally, like, what's it called, like, tainted, you know? Because of humility.
09:37:45 Wait, das Inspired! Ah! Aha! No, sorry, I can't have my glasses on. I can stun myself. Hey, comment collected, guys. Only good plays. Final flash, right? I don't know, maybe I should have smited. I want to smite right, because I thought there would be a fight bot. Let me just find something. Hmm, looks hard to contest with bot right like this. Bro!
09:44:37 Die Heal saved her, I would have double killed. So disgusting. Trondl can take the fucking dragon. While I'm getting lonely food. That's crazy. My bot lane is down to 30. My bot lane is gonna die to Trondl. I can't believe it. They're gonna die to Trondl, like they just die. While Leona kills me. While Leona kills me. I can't play.
09:46:44 Das Tunnel ist nicht der Spiel, aber es geht nicht weiter. Ich werde nur bei seinen Teammaten getötet. Unlucky 1 in 5, Bro. Unlucky 1 in 5. Kannst du, bitte, etwas tun, während Leona ist rohming. Bitte. Ich kann nicht glauben, das Spiel. Ich kann nicht glauben, das Spiel. Was ist das Ulti? Das Ulti? Was ist das Victor? Du bist gut. Du bist gut. Du bist gut. Du bist gut. Du bist gut.
09:50:32 Das ist ein leckerer. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass mein Team einfach nicht verloren ist. Uriana ist das erste Mal, oder? Das ist wirklich schlecht. Ich kann nicht... Warum hat mein Tarek einfach nur die? Warum hat mein Tarek einfach nur die? Just wait für Lucian und wir gewinnen. Oh! Holy moly, Bro. Und Leona ist OP, Bro. Wenn er keine Enhemen hat.
09:53:52 Bro, meanwhile my support and fucking mid lane man. Holy fuck. They're all shit. They're all shit. Ripple is only human. Fuck, kid. Give me my fucking money. Okay, Ripple is carrying the gun, I think. Just let him die, bro. Am I too late if I take this? We'll see. They went the wrong way. I think actually it's not fine.
09:58:23 I wish we would have saved our Uri ult, because Draven was not useful to kill. I could have either just not gone on the victor. I was totally fine honestly. Oh my god. I think if there aren't four in the vorge, I actually make a play here. This game is supportive. GG. Kha'Zix is very good this game. Very good game for Kha'Zix.
10:00:32 Und ich hätte 1v9 hier gewonnen. 100%. 100%. Ich hätte 1v9 gewonnen, wenn ich nicht mit Support geteilt habe. 100%. Es war ein freer Spiel. 100%. Es war ein sehr freer Spiel für mich. Insanely freer. Insanely freer. Insanely freer. Insanely freer Spiel, normalerweise. Es ist gut, Leute.
10:01:17 Leona ist nicht gut gegen mich, btw. Leona ist nicht gut gegen mich. Er ist nicht gut gegen mich. Er ist nicht gut gegen mich. Er ist nicht gut gegen mich. Er ist nicht gut gegen mich. Ich weiß nicht, was du willst in der Replay sehen? Der Funnel war ghosting. Ich meine, vielleicht. Er hat sich über die Wallen gebetet.
10:03:37 Okay. Okay. Okay. Why do we have an e-commit? Made 80 top. That's 80 top, but it's not good.
10:05:02 We have shit draft. Spika! Fucking finally can win again. Bro, but that's what I mean. This fucking tunnel was so fucking bad. But I couldn't win against him. He made so many mistakes in the road, but I still couldn't win. But I'm gonna be honest, we're gonna get midgap this game. I'm gonna be completely honest here. This is Isils? Oh, he's really good, yeah. Spika is not bad. I didn't know that. I didn't know that, actually.
10:06:43 Ich erinnere mich den Namen, er war ein sehr guter supporter. Ich meine, ich werde ehrlich sein, Silas ist extrem OP in diesem Spiel. Rundle war ghosting, wirklich? Wir können den Replayern sehen. Wir haben keine Dämme in diesem Spiel. Es ist ziemlich gut. Was? Ich kann sie pressen, uh, die Remote?
10:07:59 She's not throwing spears, that means she stars the W, you know, and the Raptors. Sadly, I didn't get level 6. Can I solo Nidalee? What's the question? How do you miss that? Point blank. She's level 3, by the way. She was level 3. It's frustrating. How am I losing my cams, man? This is not fair. But they can fuck rival.
10:12:24 Das ist so ungewöhnlich. Das ist okay, Lone. Die Doppelgange. Dropped him! Der ist nicht so, wie er died, you know? Ich wünsche mir Niko, dass ich mit mir mit mir bin, weil ich bin sicher, dass wir nur mit Nidalee können. Ich brauche sie zu CC. Ich bin ja, ja. Ich bin ja, ja, ja. Ich bin ja, ja, ja. Ich bin ja, ja, ja.
10:16:23 Why does he not take camps? He has 2 Budweiss plus that. It's our battle, shouldn't we find this one? I thought it's Leona and I actually just disrespected Leona. Because Leona, like, I don't know what she says. Should base here. I mean Pop is actually super legal to fight, no? Just give a drag maybe? At least I'm out. Which was bad though. Can we not give a drag? You can sell for free. What did I mean?
10:21:39 Das ist so fucking cringy, dass ich nicht kill Nidalee, wenn ich sie jemals habe. Oh, er hat die wronge Item. Ich wusste das. Er ist ziemlich smurfing, ich weiß nicht. Ich habe schon leid. Ich versuche, wir sollten nicht fighten. Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das? Was ist das?
10:27:04 Oh, why Nico? Why do you have to do that? This was the game, I think. I'm going fucking this item. I did no damage. I should have gone Letharity, not Letharity, I think. We're gonna lose the next teamfight because Nico has no Flash. Maybe. She doesn't understand. She needs to hit fucking Nidale. Guys, just let me kill him. Huh? How about that?
10:30:00 Bro, das war fucking... Pain in the ass, entire play. I need high damage. I do more damage. I wanna give you the fucking power? Oh, they fight us. What happened to our fucking bot from mid? They were so zoned off. I went a bit earlier, I think I would've botned it or like... At least could've tried it. I was a bit too late. I think that's game though. We're completely out-marked this game. And maybe my nick was a good noob.
10:33:15 Well, we can't even win against fucking Spiegel. That was a fucking sad loss. We were never ahead? I felt like I was really far ahead. Final ghosting, oh yeah. I remember Loki from... When was it? He's not ghosting, is he? He's not ghosting. He was checking Dragon, he would not ghost. He was not ghosting. Everything normal.
10:37:10 We were not talking about speaker bro, we were talking about the game before that. But no, he wasn't ghosting bro, there was like no ghosting. He wastes 20 seconds bro. Viv was out of vision for 10 seconds. How did the last game feel? It was pretty high, I think it was pretty good macro, but it was all inspired. He was just killing my Atrox on the side, he was like, Atrox was kinda like just dying, and then they were killing all of us. Hello, I'm Trundle's coach, he wasn't ghosting.
10:41:06 He just knows you have a parasocial relationship with dragons. Peek India music. Bro, this is not Indian, this is Balkan music. Do you think this woman looks Indian? Do you think this woman looks Indian?
10:44:16 Almost. She looks Chinese. You guys are stupid. I can't believe I'm... What is my score today? Minus 4? Minus 5. Hey, wait. Didn't I win the game before this? No, it was also the same, right? Oh my god. What's the plan? I don't know, bro. Just fucking play. Honestly, I mean, last game I maybe should have gone full dimensional, ironically.
10:46:31 I did no damage. I hit my spells, but I did no damage. If you hate the recent music, this is my life for this. We can go back to the fucking weekly if you want. The lowest elo challenge, I mean, I think I had a diamond one player once earlier. Like, not today, but like a week ago or something. Oh my god, my legs are hurting. Did you stretch? No. I wasn't even done normally. I have still some exercises now.
10:49:56 Back to the Balkan playlist, it was just one song. You should never stretch. Yeah, this guy's never stretch, just... It's, uh, yeah. I'm getting kinda tired. I kinda wanna do one or two more. I kinda want two more. The best case would be plus three, eh, minus three. Well, well, well. You should not jerk it before gym. Who says that I do that?
10:51:59 Obwohl es nicht. Das ist nicht so, wie es funktioniert. Das ist nicht so, wie es funktioniert. Wenn du in der Top 3 bist, ist es gut. Ich weiß nicht. Ich weiß nicht mehr. Ich weiß nicht mehr, und ich bin Rank 8 von Rank 7. Bitte nicht zurückkehren ohne Rank 1. Ich glaube, ich hätte heute gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen, ich hätte gewonnen.
10:54:31 We got Rendown one time, and we got Remade 2, which would be plus 3, plus 4 actually. We could have been positive easily. Calm down bro, I'm extremely calm. Sexy Hugo Baby King, he's ranked 12. No, that's someone else. Ken type is Viper.
10:58:24 Even Riot is against you. I mean Riot is only against you because they are not banning the Inter. That's the only thing they can do. How is tap water in Canada? Dog shit. I'm drinking dog shit. No, tap water in Germany is good. Tap water in Switzerland is delicious. Tap water in Canada is dog shit.
10:59:14 Es gibt infinite Wasser in Kanada, das ist nicht... Ich meine, sie werden es recycelt, so... Es ist, wie... Sie haben eine sehr schlechte Recycling-Prozess, ich denke. Hatte du 1.000.000 already, heute? Ja! Ich habe über 1.000.000 today. Ich werde versuchen, es wieder zu bekommen, morgen. Danke fürs Zuschauen, Leute. Ich meine, ich kann natürlich sehen, Wasser im Norden Kanada. Es wird sehr schön sein, weil es wird f***ing Mountain water und s***.
10:59:56 Aber ja, wie gesagt, ich bin used to fucking Swiss water, bro. Like, es ist disgusting. Compared to that. Can you give some away? Sure, bro. Do they have iPhones in Switzerland? Bro, water is water. What the fuck do you mean? It's tasteless.
11:00:31 Are you a... Are you like a fucking... Are you like a sweet... Sweet drinker? Like, what's it called? Sweet drinks. What's it called? There's a name for it. Help me, someone help me. Soda. Yeah, are you a soda drinker? Are you a soda drinker? No, bro. Like, for real. Like, this is... That's a crazy statement to say. That water is tasteless. It's crazy.
11:01:05 Das ist verrückt. Ich meine, das Wasser, das ich hier mache, ist, wie, es ist, wie, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich nicht, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich nicht, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich, es ist wirklich,
11:01:51 I mean, apparently it's safe to drink. Apparently it's safe to drink, so it's just tasting bad. I mean, I'm pretty sure there is bottled water from Switzerland to buy 100%. Surely. I've got to win this game. Gotta win this one. I will pick up Switzerland. It's gorgeous. It is gorgeous. It is. I don't want to play that shit anyways. Nikotop.
11:03:24 Each company in Germany legit bottled tap water and sold it off illegal, but it's so good quality no one noticed. That's crazy. Is that real? Bro, how can you be so disca... Like, how can you be so slimy, bro? How can you be so slimy? If... That's crazy. If that's true, that's crazy. If you think in German or in English... I think on stream, I think in English. But privately, I think in German. Okay, this was not a Kalix angle.
11:04:35 Do you say Bro in German? Ja. Bro is a word in German. You can use that. The long version of it is Bruder. Which basically means brother. You can also say Digger. Or you can also say Alter. Which means Oldie. You can say Oldie. Basically. And I don't know what Digger. Digger literally just means Bro. What does Digger mean?
11:05:25 Oh ja, es bedeutet Faddy, nicht? Faddy. Ja, es bedeutet Faddy, nicht? Faddy. Ja, es bedeutet Dicker, das bedeutet, dass ich mein Faddy bin. Bro, endlich, ich habe meinen Team inspiriert. Der Mann, das war mein LP, das war mein LP. German ist gut. Ich meine, wir können German Day machen, aber ich glaube nicht.
11:06:17 I miss speaking German a bit on stream. It will feel so awkward if I do that, by the way. It will feel so awkward. How is this bot matchup? You lose, probably. I'm gonna die. She died before I run. GG. The thing is, I can actually fight him, but I can't fight him if she doesn't move. So I have to run, so I die. Well, crazy if she wastes her flesh and dies on top of fun. Like, that's crazy.
11:07:27 Das war das worst. Er ist schon sehr schlecht. Er ist schon sehr schlecht, weil es mich und ich will die für sicher. Aber waster Flesh und eine Kille ist verrückt. Wait, was ist mit dem Problem? Was ist er losin? Es ist ein bisschen crazy. Bord ist gewinnen. Ich weiß nicht. Der Flesh ist das wieder. Das fühlt sich wie ein Win-Trad. Das fühlt sich wie ein Win-Trad. Ich will ihn, eigentlich.
11:09:32 Nt, ich glaube. Es war schneller als erwähnt, weil dieser. Oh mein Gott, wir haben einen DC. Oh mein Gott, wir können eigentlich winnen, weil der DC. Na, das ist verrückt, wir würden das Spiel 100%. Yo, ich hab gesagt, er kommt von der Top-Side. Bro, wir müssen 45 sein. Ich werde ehrlich sagen, wir müssen 45 sein. Okay, er wird nicht sterben.
11:10:31 Nice, MF save them. I have a big tempo on ZD sin, a very big tempo. Like, he's completely inting. Oh, she's back GG. GG, she's back. I should get to kill instantly. Probably flash, no? Guys, flash up. Oh, that's kinda good. Slide is doing work. Oh, Slide again. He's a bit jobless. Why did she press that button? My bad for the flash. Okay, double flash. Maybe we can.
11:13:20 Bleib flasht, right? We can win because of DC. We can win because of DC. I'm also very ahead, actually. I'm very ahead. I think we can just both hit the dragon, oder? Oder? Come on, DC. Yeah, enemy ADC or DC? AD carry, bro. I can't speak. Let me focus up. Let me focus up. No commentary.
11:14:52 Nice I didn't know there was something that could happen, only one He went up side I don't need to f***ing ult for this What about this wave? I love you, I love it, I love it I think I just push this wave and do this Alright, cool farm Actually, I'm kidding, I'm hitting the tower Since I'm gonna take my raptors
11:16:54 Ich denke, ich bin gegen den nächsten Weg. Ich kann einfach nur mit dem Power. Oh Gott. Mein Niko war mit und died. Und wir haben die Power. Es ist ganz großartig. Es ist ganz großartig. Woher ist die E-Fail-EU-Pro-Go-N-A? Was meinst du? Ich bin ehrlich, das war ein Ding. Yo, hallo? Ich muss das weg.
11:17:51 Doesn't matter, though. Not bad. We're going Mercs this game. What's my problem doing? I, uh... W'd the wrong spell, right? I'm not supposed to W. He's W, I'm supposed to W. He's E. Anyways. With Mercs, I think I can kill him. Please don't die. Please don't take my kill, either! It's fine. I mean, she's just not a good player, I think. Because I don't go on it. Normally, it's good that she takes the kill. She's a better champion.
11:19:02 What's happening? What's Teemo doing? This crap is still up. I'll take it after the Raptors. Guys, is no one gonna play Hop? Why is no one laning Hop lane? I wanna be bot side. I got 11. I got the kill, Hop. I wanna fight this, please. Teamfight this. I have better smite. I don't have better smite, this guy is evoking here. One more? I wanna kill this timer.
11:21:13 Why waste your flash? And your ult. I mean, it's not waste, it's trade, but it's like really good for me if she has no flash. Because I can always kill her. To be honest, her flash cooldown is lower than mine. But yeah, this game is winning, I think now, right? I'll be honest, DC made it, the DC made it. The DC gave my Elisa so much time, aside for the enemies.
11:21:56 Honestly, die letzten 4-5 times I played with and against and spied, I can actually feel why he's so good. Why he's soloing the fucking Asian teams. He's really, really good at the base. We're not playing Harald yet. If I have to kill the Annie, I will kill the Annie. Are we in danger? I can kill this guy. Fuck! Bro, how is he so OP? What? I'm buying Hexlingo.
11:23:39 Holy moly, man. I have Mercs. I didn't block anything this time, though. This was without Oud. This was without Oud. It's great, you know? I think it's Harald. That was a lot of damage. Did he have his towers already, or did he just put them? Let's go this way, bro. What just happened?
11:24:49 We got a tier 2 tower, but my entire team is dead. Is it losable? Oh my god, I'm gonna die. That's very good if I don't die. Okay, let's get the tower. Didn't even realize that it's low. It's really bad when this happened. I mean, I killed that fucking temple. Nice, I'm gonna kill back. Gotta get the dragon at Otacon.
11:25:57 I don't know what happened, my MF just died. Are we really giving drone? Bro Heimerdinger is doing it. Heimerdinger is doing it. Okay. We just gotta kill it? But I think this game is back at even. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. We're actually back at even. Oh my god, he snared him so he couldn't. Amazing. That was risky, but we forgot. I blocked his ult. That's a good one. We found something randomly.
11:29:53 I think we can't we do anything, we just gotta wait and throw the Nash. I was not sure if that was good or not. It was, it was. We should do the Nash on spawn. Why didn't we do Nash? Why didn't we do Nash? Why didn't we do Nash? Oh my god. Why didn't we do Nash? That was like really free. Yeah, move the candy. I don't know what this will be.
11:31:34 Ich denke, es wäre Hex-Blade oder Trinity-Force, ehrlich gesagt. Trinity-Force habe ich geflankt. Dr. Nico-Kombo war Tizana-Skanazic da. DC-Win, Guys! Let's go! Nein! Okay, plus four! Minus four! Minus four! Minus four! Alright, back at minus four. I'll be honest, I'm only gonna on there. No one else. That was a disaster.
11:33:30 Das war die Rollercoaster. Ich meine, was es? Ich habe nur ein Mal gesehen. Nein, ich habe nur ein Mal gesehen. Das war es. Das war die throw. Es war ein bisschen Rollercoaster. Unter Niko. Ich habe einfach nur ein Mal gesehen. Ich habe nur ein Mal gesehen. Okay, Chatter. Bro, das ist ein Junglemane, by the way. Just so you know. Er ist sehr gut. Inspired.
11:34:28 Ich habe nie gedacht, dass ein Tierwin-4-4 wäre. Bro, ich weiß nicht, was kann ich machen? Ich bin Coping, Bro. Was kann ich machen? Ich bin Coping, okay? Ich bin Coping Coping. Ich wurde ran down heute. Es waren drei Wins in Draft, und er wurde wieder gemacht. Und er war in meinem Team. Und er war in meinem Team. Und dann wurde ich mich verloren. Was kann ich machen? Und in den anderen Spielen, ich könnte es gewonnen haben. Honestly, diese zwei Spiele, ich denke, wenn ich ein bisschen besser bin, würde ich sie gewinnen. Diese Spiele waren auf mich.
11:34:56 Diese waren auf mich, ich werde ehrlich sein. Diese waren auf mich und vielleicht diese waren auf mich. Vielleicht diese waren auf mich. Vielleicht diese waren auf mich. Nein, ich habe nicht gedacht, weil ich glaube, er ist nicht wirklich zu spielen. Ich glaube, er ist nicht wirklich zu spielen. Ich glaube, er ist einfach zu spielen. Speaker Loki-Inspired Koji-J. Huh? Das war das? Es war, es war eine Free-Win. Ich bin nur eine Free-Win. Es war eine Free-Win, ich hatte einfach einen Marker-Win. Ich wollte es machen. Nein, ich wollte es machen.
11:35:52 Aber ich weiß nicht, es war ein Top-O-Night-A-Games da. Wenn du das, war es sehr winnable, oder? Wenn du das, war es besser. Und ich glaube, mein i-Table war scheitbar. Die YouTube-Design-Sucks. Aber ich kann nicht oft benutzen YouTube. Ich kann nicht sehen, die Unterschiede. Ist es nur größer? Die Dinge sind nur größer. Und kleine Sachen, wie Side-Bars. Bro, ich bin, wie... Ich bin, wie... Ja, was ich...
11:36:57 Fyzen was Ranked 1 für 5 Seasons. Das ist wie ein A-Argoreen. Wie viele Games hast du denn das? Ich glaube, es ist nicht so schlecht. Ich fühle mich nicht. Was Nightblue ein Challenger-Jungler? Back in the day? Bro, ich erinnere Banifufu. Ja, er war Riven-Utip.
11:42:48 I'm horny. That's so nice, Pivi. Pivi, you need a timeout. Come back tomorrow. Now he's horny and timed out. Yeah, that's good. Don't come into my chat if you're horny. We don't allow any horniness in here. Why are you guys question marking? What is a question mark?
11:44:24 Are you cutting your hair? Zendo, I will cut it when I have some time. I don't have time. I didn't have time today. I woke up at like 12. It's like, it's 6 p.m. Germany. That's when I woke up. Can you believe it, Zendo? I can shave it at the Gamescom. That's too far now in three weeks. Maybe, honestly. If I'm too lazy, we'll see.
11:44:53 He's just jealous, grow it out. I did that once. I'm ugly when I grow my hair out. To be honest. Like, this is the maximum that's still good looking, I think. This is the maximum. After that, it just gets... Shit. Twitcher pretend they have never seen Top 10 Leather Q times before. Good morning, Dagobino. Right? Coming back from the club, you're my fall asleep stream.
11:49:55 Well, good night. Loki might catch up. He just entered the game against me. But he won 2v4. He's in queue for sure. Have you ever been to the Netherlands? A lot. My parents live at the border to the Netherlands. In Germany, right? Like, not at the border, but like, one hour. Do you speak any Netherlands? No. I mean, it's pretty similar to German, so...
11:51:05 Niederlande. Ich bin zu Eindhoven. Ja, ich bin da. Ja, ich bin da. Eindhoven und Wenlo und... Ich bin, ich bin in die big cities. Mirkwilf says Jungle Prefer. Should I get carry to get one game? Guys, do you want to see a Shyvana game? I don't know why I'm doing it. I should not pick it, but whatever.
11:52:23 Let's get it. You miss Elise. Honestly, I don't know why I stopped playing her. Honestly, she was doing very well in the Hilo games. I don't know why I stopped playing her. Wait, when was the last time I played Elise? Yesterday, but only two times. Why the fuck do I not play her? She's probably my best champion. What? I just forgot about her. Holy shit, my Nocturne win rate.
11:53:25 Okay, so they pick Kaiser, which is fine. Pyke is not that great, it's pretty annoying, but okay. We have Braum, that's good. Very good with Shyvana, very good. Very good. Argon has the biggest Braum fetish I've ever seen. Bro, that champion is so apart. Arsid is a very good draft for Shyvana, very good. Very good. Very little CC, very little shielding healing, very good draft. Three frog, perfect, can't win.
11:55:10 Wait, Outerfell comment tells you who's Outerfelled? Oh, that's cool. What the fuck? Bro, I hate Quid so much. I actually can't stay because he can't walk up. Wait, he will need to play. They have no ghost. I am just a goat.
11:55:59 You are so goated. We are literally sucking each other off. What's that? Aha. Found the criminal. You can't war when I have sweeper. Found the criminal. Oh my god. He bought a fucking glowing moat. Instead of dagger or cloth. I have a faster. He's dead as well. Guys. How?
11:57:42 This lane is UNLOSABLE!
12:01:22 Why does he grief me and doesn't sweep? I don't understand. It's so easy, no? We can't lose this. Oh no. Ah, whatever it is. Unlucky. We don't need to pull it. We don't need to pull it. We just need to sweep the vision. He's one-shotted. I don't understand that. He doesn't understand that pulling takes 5 seconds of time, which means the enemy bot lane will be there. But if he just fucking take away the vision, we're gonna one-shot it. We're gonna blind Q in.
12:02:21 Und dann können wir sie killen. Ehh, das ist sehr schade. Kannst du spielen? Das ist sehr schade. Ich meine, das Spiel ist sehr gut. Das Spiel ist so gut, ich kann nicht spielen. Die Braum ist also lost, das ist schade. Ich meine, das Spiel ist schade. Wie kann ich mich verletzen? Ich kann mich nicht verstehen.
12:05:22 Well... Ich meine, auf der Level 1, wir sollten niemals verlieren Blood. Unlucky. Ich glaube, es ist ein bisschen smurfing. Ich denke, ich habe Tabis. Ich glaube, die Game ist winnable, eigentlich. Wide, nicht UL, sie hat keine Flashe, aber sie hat UL. Das Wide ist ein bisschen clueless, hm? Senna Tower. Fuck the hell. Ich habe eine Tower.
12:08:21 Das ist wirklich fach. Das ist wirklich fach. Das ist wirklich fach. Ich will nicht sehen. Warum ist sie nicht flashen? Ich bin 2 levels ahead von mir. Ich bin eigentlich gewinnt. Warum ist sie von AIR? Wenn ihr wollt, ist es gut. Aber... Ja. Das kann also nicht die, richtig? Weil ich weiß, dass er dies.
12:12:55 Das war ein Missquick. Das war ein Missquick. BRO! BRO LUSCHEN, HOW DO YOU DO EVERYTHING WRONG HERE?! Du wop in to it. Fuck me. Bro, but this fucking Autobot has to die. The Autobot has to die. I can never fight this. I think that was really bad. I'm sure it was retaken top of the dragon, but I don't know what I was doing. We can never kill Sign. And I guess they can kill off something.
12:14:42 Er hat er weg, aber ich weiß nicht, dass er das ist. Es tut mir leid, wenn ich ehrlich bin. Ist es möglich? Okay, meinst du mal, Bro. Sorry for, like, touching you. Ich denke, Asler ist, ich werde AD-Hare in diesem Spiel, btw. Ich würde gut, aber... Ich werde die Brown-Winze sehr hart. Wir f***ing killen Sime an Sidelane. Das ist großartig. Das ist großartig, guys.
12:17:54 Ich kann nicht nur das mit mir, ehrlich zu sein. Aber sie wird ehrlich sein. Wir brauchen Aurora oder Kai-Den für FaceCheck Ori-Ultz. Bro, ich habe nicht killen. GG. Ich weiß, sie hat, ja, sie hat Ocean Dragon hier. Tick. Wie ist das? Bro, mein Botland just died 5x 2v2. After getting First Blood. Es ist weg. Er ist weg. Er ist weg. Er ist weg. Er ist weg. Er ist weg. Er ist weg.
12:20:57 Er ist Filled, er ist Jungle Main. Ich wusste nicht, wer es war. Ich wusste nicht, wer es war. Ich wusste nicht, wer es ist. Wieso haben sie das gemacht? Was? Noch eine Chance? Unlucky. Ich weiß nicht, Bro. Unlucky. Loss Butler, nicht zu mittel in Main. Ich war mittel in Main.
12:22:55 Maybe we shouldn't have done the purge wrong, but I think we can. I just need to get it swept. So she doesn't have vision and doesn't Q-flash me like that. Bro, the game was actually even at minute 16. Why was it so doomed after? I remember the moment we got everything. I remember the moment, I don't know what happened after. Oh, the top lane incident. Yeah, where they killed Cassandra, they just got like 4000 gold. Oh, we're gonna play Elite next game.
12:24:23 Unless we have, like, too much AP. Guys, Lucian is supposed to win Dane, yes. I should not... I think I should not play... Actually, I should not play another one, should I? Let's be honest, I shouldn't play another one. Let's be honest. We're back at minus 5, huh? We're not supposed to play another one, guys. Aribo, why are you awake at 6 a.m.? 7 for you, okay. My ASU game was clean as fuck, bro. My ASU game was clean as fuck yesterday. Thank you, asking. Can you play some D&B?
12:27:13 Hm, ich mag dieses Korneum. Is it less or more impressive to climb on the server with its 20-hour queue times? Doesn't matter. Nerf Zillin, Nerf Zona, Nerf Kaiser, Nerf Kindred, Nerf Kale, Nerf Masse, YE! Nerf Freak's Shampoo. Oh my... Okay guys, I think I'm done. I'm not playing another one.