Guest Stream: @TalesofLumin The Skyhooks Call, Lurm the Slurm Answers! (!Lumin)
EVE Online: Skyhooking mit @TalesofLumin – Lurm the Slurm im Fraternity Space

Lerm the Slurm erkundet mit der Equinox-Erweiterung das Skyhooking in EVE Online, ein risikoreiches Unterfangen im Fraternity Space. Trotz wiederholter Angriffe gibt er Einblicke in Strategien, Filament-Nutzung und das Überleben im Spiel. Er teilt Erinnerungen an alte PC-Spiele und diskutiert Taktiken zur Vermeidung von Verfolgung. Seine positive Einstellung zum PvP und seine Ideen zur Verbesserung von EVE Online runden die Erkundung ab.
Einführung in den Stream und Vorstellung von Lerm the Slurm
00:05:5100:05:51 Ah, greetings, fellows. It is time once more to game. Hahaha. Greetings. I hope you're all doing well. Hey, what up? Good evening. Wow. The CCP channel.
00:06:19 You guys all looking beautiful tonight. I just want to say that. Finest 07s I've seen. Absolutely. I'm about to start at the very top and greet every single person individually.
00:06:43 No, no, no, I'm not. What up, yo, yo, it's nice to see you. And you know what's fantastic is I really like the fact that I'm seeing a lot of very first messages here as well. Welcome to all the regulars, to all the new people. Hey, this is it. You've come to the right place. The CCP channel, EVE Online, oh my god. Yes. Yes. Exclusive drops.
00:07:13 Skyhooking. Rollplane. And then all your beautiful faces. Wow. Wow. Hey. Yo. Seriously though. I hope that you guys are having fantastic days and nights. I am here. And so are you. And that, my friends, is that. It's all we need. It's legitimately all we need. Hey.
00:07:44 There's a Varga drop for this week. It is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Now all that remains is trying to afford that damn ship. I'll get there eventually. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hello. Now.
00:08:05 Tonight, we are playing this game right here. It's the game we've been playing every night for how long has it been? A year and three months? I cannot wait. Hey Spitz, what's up? Where am I from? South Africa. I am from the southern tip of Africa.
00:08:29 Es ist eine lange Zeit für dieses Broadcast zu gehen, aber es ist gut. Ich kann euch das jetzt sagen. Es ist gut.
00:08:41 I sound like one of your favorite YouTubers. I've never heard of Kalaris. I'm not much of a YouTube watcher, but that's fantastic. I am honored. Hey, yo. I have pretty decent ping, to be perfectly honest with you. I'm like around 160. It's actually fantastic. Do I speak Afrikaans and Dutch? I do. I prefer not to, because if anyone from South Africa were to join chat and hear me speak, they would laugh.
00:09:09 It would be a raucous affair. Okay, stop the music. Start the game. You guys can use the exclamation point lumen command to find my Twitch channel if you'd like to do that.
00:09:31 Go for it. However, there are no strings attached to this little relationship.
00:09:42 We're just chilling, okay? We're just chilling. That's it. We're here. I can guarantee you nothing. I'm gonna try my goddamn best. But I can guarantee you nothing. Oh, I thought this was your new main channel? Well, it is.
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00:10:32 All right. So, for those that do not know, this right here is Lerm the Slurm. Lerm the Slurm is a character. They're a presence. They're a force of nature and many other things, sometimes. They are unhinged. And we're going to jump in on them right now, seeing that it is my very
00:11:04 Skyhooking.
Skyhooking und die Equinox-Erweiterung
00:11:3400:11:34 This was added with the Equinox expansion, and the Equinox expansion has only been out for about a year, which is fantastic. It's awesome. It hasn't had the usual 20 years to sort of seep into all the cracks, to make itself known. However, it is already an activity that you should most definitely not ignore.
00:12:05 Absolutly not.
00:12:10 We're in Thera. I've made a couple of ships ready for this. I got some squalls. I've been told by CCP that while I should be doing my normal content, I should also consider people who are potentially new to this game. And I should be at least a little welcoming. A little educational.
00:12:37 A little informative. I don't know how good I am at that. I'm really not much of a teacher. But...
00:12:45 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, don't call me out! Yo, Forever 49! By the way, fantastic age to choose. Don't call me out, this is my wife's character. Don't even do it, don't even do it. And the other one is the Steam account I had to make so I could launch the game through Steam. Don't even, don't even, look here, look, look, look, look, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm ready for you. I'm ready for you. Huh?
00:13:13 I don't play alts, dude. Goddamn. You know, it's like, I don't think a lot of people do the same as me where that's concerned. But when I play a character, I become the character. It is my character. It is me. There is no more. I cannot. So if I ever make an alt, the main ceases to exist and I become the alt.
00:13:34 Galnet Streamcast Skin, please. Your wish is my command. All you've got to do is idle until you have 10,000 points and purchase it. Boom. Or watch the stream and earn the drop. Two different ways to get it.
00:13:51 Fantastic. Has anyone else had a problem, by the way, with the station sound being off? Because I've been playing for the past three or four days now, and my audio is on. It's pumped up to maximum velocity, and I still just can't hear the station sounds anymore. It's... yeah. Anyway, listen. I'm using the Squall for the task that I'm going to engage in tonight. The Squall!
00:14:18 is a pretty fantastic and versatile vessel. I have a custom fit that we've been working on for, I want to say, who knows how long now, how long has it been? I think it's been about nine months, right? Nine months. And I've sort of...
00:14:42 I've honed it in. I've locked this down. It is perfection. It is cheap. It is effective. And it is all you need to go hooking. I mean, you need some charm. You need some grit. You need some know-how. But that shit, that comes with time. This, this is the first stepping stone. Hey, what up? Yo, Oberon, nice to see you. Zadana, hello, what am I doing here?
00:15:12 I live here now.
00:15:15 There's no fit, I don't know. I don't have a fit for this. Dude, listen, okay. So, let me... Hello, hello, hello. Nick Paul, I really appreciate the attempt. I appreciate the attempt. I don't have control of all the commands on the channel. And I'm also not organized enough to have my fit on a website. Oh my god. Hey, hey, Pandelope, thank you so much. Little birdie said...
00:15:42 You've been wanting a certain ship? Wish granted. Hello CCP Stream, check your contracts. Oh no, don't tell me you're being generous with me right now. Oh no, you can't be giving me a vlogger. I haven't even started the stream yet. Oh my god. Yo. Thank you. Hey.
00:16:11 Much obliged. Dude, I mean, I'm not gonna say no. Of course I'm gonna accept this. I'm busy training for a Varga. Yo, guys, for those that don't know, I've been playing for a year. I'm training for this ship right here. I'll accept this. Like, I'm absolutely accepting this. Really accept? Yes. I've been training for this ship. I'm currently getting my gun skills up. And then I'm working on Minmetal Battleship, then Marauders, and then I'm good to go. I mean, I'm probably not good to go, but...
00:16:40 I'm well on my way there. Listen, thank you so much, Pandelope. I truly appreciate it. Much obliged. And, yeah, I'm going to hopefully put it to good use.
Vorbereitung auf Skyhooking in Fraternity Space
00:16:5700:16:57 Really soon. So, this ship. This is the ship I'm going to use for hooking. It's got some heavy assault missile launchers on. It's got a prototype cloaking device. Well, it's an improved cloaking device. It's good. It's not a COVID ops cloak, but it's close enough. It's got some shield extenders on. It's got some multi-spectrum hardeners on. It's got a micro warp drive on and a few other goodies that are...
00:17:23 Kind of unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Basically, it's passively tanked. And it is just enough to break the rats and survive their wrath when you're on the hooks. So, we're going to get out there now, right after we change our skin, because that's also very important. We are taking a few things with us. We are popping on this brand new skin that we got just the other day. I goddamn love this skin, by the way. It is excellent.
00:17:54 And we're going to head out. I chose to start in Thera. So when in Thera, there's a pretty awesome website you can use called EVE Scout. They have everything mapped out for you. You just pop on here. You see where you want to go. You jump into the wormhole that is recommended. It takes you there. You're winning. Now, I personally love Robin Fraternity. It is one of my favorite things to do.
00:18:24 I don't know if a lot of other people enjoy it. I get the feeling I'm not alone where this is concerned, but we're going to jump in and we're going to attempt to rob fraternity. The coolest thing about this website is if I pick a location somewhere on the map, then...
00:18:41 What I can do is, I can just take the name, let's take a central point. So we'll take something like this one, right? We just copy this system name over here. We pop it in to right there, and we refresh.
00:18:59 And then we see that Germinate is pretty damn close. Veil of the Silent is probably better. But what I like about Germinate is that the wormhole itself is relatively new. Comparatively. However, I do feel we might have to jump through a few region gates. So we're going to try the Veil of the Silent one first. So we can head straight into Venal and then from there into Tenal or Branch. But we'll see how it goes.
00:19:28 So Skyhooking is essentially like ESS, but on steroids. It is a far more hardcore version of it, with greater risks, and I would say most definitely greater rewards. It's very cool. You are robbing the magmatic gas from...
00:19:54 Their skyhook that is orbiting one of their planets, right?
00:20:00 It's very good. You want to get dropped by 50 blobs? Because that's how you get dropped by 50 blobs? I know. And I want to tell you something about my stream. I'm sorry. I don't cover up stuff. There's no... What do people call it? What do people call it when they cover up all this stuff? PsyOps or something like... OPSEC, thank you. Yeah, yeah. There's no OPSEC on the stream, man. We're just playing the game. The idea is that if you think it's worthwhile ganking me...
00:20:29 I'm honored it's usually not there's also no delay no absolutely not what would why would I do that oh my god what do I look like some professional streamer so we're going to fail of the silent the PMF QFC those are the two the signature is simple enough to track yeah man if they if they thank me they're going to get dunked on roleplay style so so
00:20:58 Ja. Let's see them try. It won't be worthwhile for them. PMF, QFC. PMF, QFC. QFC, there it is. Let's see if it's still there. Hey, what ship is that? We are flying the Squall.
00:21:23 Hey, what up, everyone? Nice to see you. I hope you're having fine evenings. Ah, yes, Thoro. The rumor of violence is thick in this space. On you, quick as regrets.
00:21:44 Lerm the Slurm nods, as if that explains everything. Then, without another word, they are gone. Alright, let's get the ammo in there. We're going to start with, because we're going up to fraternity space, we're going to most likely start with the Scourge.
00:22:10 The hole is here! Ho! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, good fortune. Here we are. Okay, ammo, cloaks, there we go. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Let's roll. I don't want to rob Vale of the Silent, I got too many friends here. I want to head back up this way, and we just want to see if we can survive. Like, that's 32 jumps? You've got to be kidding me. Oh, this way then.
00:22:40 this way then yeah we'll go over here that's a mistake no you know what I'm sorry friends I'm so sorry friends
00:22:55 But I'm going to look if there's something here. It's just a lot easier to check this out, you know. Yeah, so for those that perhaps missed it, which is, I would say, probably about 98% of you, maybe at this point 99, because, well, the numbers, they just keep going up. I actually got a Skyhook for about 4.3 billion last week. 4.3 billion in a single hook. I couldn't carry it all in the Squall. It was impossible.
00:23:25 Ich konnte es nicht nehmen, so ich hatte zwei Trips. Das ist NUTZ. Die Amount du kannst, ist NUTZ. Ich habe ein Prozess, wo Skyhooking ist. Ich bin in.
Skyhooking-Strategie und Herausforderungen
00:23:4000:23:40 I check the system out. I look if there are any pilots in the system right now. I look if there are any pilots docked right now. And I check if it's magmatic gas or ice. And then obviously I take it from there and...
00:23:59 Ich entscheide ob ich meine Zeit oder nicht. Aber ja, 4.3 Billion von einem SINGLE HOOK ist... ...kinda nuts. So mein only Problem mit dem Map Overlay für die Ratable Skyhooks ist das. Das ist das Problem. Das ist das Problem.
00:24:30 this is it the issue is it takes about 10 minutes to load it's not fun I have already got enough problems with patients in my life and if I have to wait for this as well
00:24:47 There we go, it's in. Okay. So, the new display that they released, it's quite good. It's very thorough. What it does is, it shows you when the hooks are expected to pop. It also shows you the ones that are currently available. It's pretty good like that. I gotta say, it's excellent, it works, it's a lot of fun, but...
00:25:13 It's also, at the moment, a little janky. And yo, guys, everyone who's gone over to my own channel to follow me, welcome, welcome, welcome. ExLost, Forever, VoidChicken, Stampede, Johan, what's up? Hey, welcome, all of you. So...
00:25:31 We're going to pick a hook and we're going to go for it. That's fantastic. We're just going to do it. Dead pony is dead. Wow, that's grim. Dude, don't let my daughter see that one. What the hell? There's a few really good options here. What I like to do is I like to see if I can find one that has barely any activity.
00:25:56 This could be a good one, but we're going to have a peek and see. We're going to see average pilots in the space. It would seem this one has two, whereas the other one has one. Mr. Crashnapps. Hello. Yo. I really enjoyed the show last night. Was it last night? I really enjoyed the show when I raided you. I think it was last night. Dude, I lose track of time. Just because you speak for the people. You let your frustration flow, and it's nice.
00:26:24 That there's no filter. Thank you. Thank you for being yourself. Link my channel. You just type exclamation point lumen and you've got it. It's on you, dude.
00:26:39 You do like this. Lumen. And then there's a little command that'll pop all my shit up for you. And you can be like boom boom boom. There it is. Now. We're gonna check quickly what's close to us. We're just gonna go for a run. A little run. A little run. We're gonna go over here.
00:27:00 Just mention the Varga, and it's on? Yeah, well, I mean, CrashNaps is gonna love the fact that I just received a Varga contract as a gift. You know, it's kind of crazy. He should have put in here, uh, please use this for ESS.
00:27:19 Oh, jeez. Ja, ja, ja, ja. No, no, great. It's a well-balanced vessel, of course. You can also click Tales of Lumen on the title bot. Thank you. You see, I have been streaming on this website for a few years already, and I don't know most of what goes on here. I just play the games, man. That's what I do.
00:27:42 Well, my channel is just Tales of Lumen. One word, Tales of Lumen. Boom, boom, boom. You got it. Alright, so. We're moving through this space. We're hoping for the best. If there's going to be a face, I'm hoping it's going to be a friendly one. We're just going for it, okay?
00:27:59 Don't worry, Lerm's gonna try to put inertial stabilizers on it and ask why a nullifier can't be used. I'm a chicken shit, okay? I can't help myself. Dude, every ship, first thing I do, doesn't matter what it is, it can be a Titan-class vessel. And I will throw the inertial stabilizers on there to see how low I can get the align time. And yes, the next step is the nullifier and the warp core stabilizer because I want to be stable in my warp core.
00:28:28 I wanna nullify the bubbles! Goddammit! You know? What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? So, yeah, man. Yeah.
Skyhooking-Versuch und Konfrontation mit Fraternity
00:28:5300:28:53 So I've chosen the target, we're going to go and check it out. The idea behind skyhooking is that you need to enter the space, you need to connect to their skyhook, you need to stay still for 10 minutes while you are locked down, in which time they can come and deal with you, and then you need to still make it out after those 10 minutes with the booty. I expect to die.
00:29:20 I expect to die. That's why this ship only costs 50 million. And that's okay. If the hook doesn't look juicy, I don't go for it. If it doesn't look like I can make it, I just try another one. However, once commitment has been reached, once you actually go for the hook...
00:29:42 you stuck with it so basically if you have anyone in the leading systems if you have anyone in the trailing systems you might be in trouble as in if there are people in this next jump for people and if they are affiliated with the spot that we are Robin let's have a quick peek so we are currently in
00:30:05 Fraternity Space, Veil of the Silent. So I'll open up the best tool for the job, which is called Local Threat. It's very close to their staging, I know. I'm trying not to mention that. Yeah, okay, so this is probably a terrible idea, but I'm still going to go and look, man. I'm just going to go and look. If it's not a good one, then we're going to move on.
00:30:41 Und ja, ich habe ein Kloak auf dem Squall, weil es gut funktioniert. Du kannst den Mikro-Warp-Driven-Jump-Trick machen. Und es ist fantastisch. Hey, Miracel, wassup? Good evening. Es ist almost Frat Sleepytime. Ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich weiß, ich weiß.
00:31:05 So, das ist eine fantastische Frage. Du kannst nicht sagen, wie lange es wird, oder wie viele Leute in der Raum werden. Aber kann ich sagen, ein secret? Es ist das, dass du nicht wirklich nehmst, was in der Hook ist. In other words, es kann 100, es kann 1,000,000...
00:31:30 It can be a billion, it can be five billion. It doesn't matter, like any number. What you should aim for is to just survive for those ten minutes. That's the goal. That is the goal. You need to survive. So, what makes a good hook, a good hook?
00:31:53 Is the lack of people. Old Bobo VX over here? That's the problem. That probably makes this a bad hook. However, Bobo VX might be doing something like ratting. And Bobo VX might not give two shits about what happens to the Skyhook. He's got 92 million on the line right now. He might not want to risk that. So, there is potential here.
00:32:23 We're just gonna go for it and we're gonna use this as a test run and an example if it fails We don't care. We just go for another one again. That's why we go for a ship that costs 50 million now I want to point out that this has been bugged for a while and I'd like CCP to fix it It's not great
00:32:47 So what you have to do is you have to actually come and look which one of these it is. You can sort of look at the name. I know there's probably another way of doing it. But you sort of have to look at the name. It's this one over here. And then you jump in and then you're good to go. But that button over there has been bugged. It kind of sucks. Hey Warbringer, what's up? Heavy Dude, nice to see you.
00:33:12 Dark Knight, there's no spies in Fraternity Intel. No spies, never. I am CCP, aren't I? No, I'm actually not. I'm just a guest here. They let me into their house and they said, go easy, don't break anything. I can't guarantee that, but oh my god, it's like it's got an upvote on it. Oh my god, it's a Reddit ship. Look, I didn't even realize. So, first thing you do when you jump on here is you decide whether or not...
00:33:40 you want to engage with the rats first or whether you want to pop the can open first and start your hacking because the rats actually look relatively tough here I might be going for the small rats first and then I will pop the can once I've killed the small ones the nice thing about going for these small ones first is that they are new real quick
00:34:09 And you can take them out real quick. We're going to just orbit this guy. And we'll turn these on. We'll fire. We're firing on the wrong one. Yeah, I know that. Okay. Obviously, I know that.
00:34:22 So we'll take the small rats out because they actually do the most damage. Funny enough, I know. But the big ones, usually with a squall, you can't really take anything down that has a bounty that is over, let's say, 500,000 isk.
00:34:44 Wenn sie, wenn sie über 500,000, wie das hier ist, 800,000. Du kannst das schickaue. Du kannst nicht. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst. Du kannst.
00:35:15 I'm gonna... I'm gonna chase this guy down, then I'm gonna go for the other one, and then I'm gonna go for the can over there. The silo. That's the plan. I haven't taken part in a Blobs fleet. I am still very much a solo player.
00:35:37 Ah, shit. Well, here we go. It's Fraternity, but I haven't actually started the process up yet, so maybe we're fine. Let's have a look.
00:35:49 Then again, Fraternity might actually be watching this stream. It's like, I'm usually 100% incognito, you know, on my own stream with barely anyone watching. So, it's a different experience entirely, having so many people here. Blobs is Black Ops, yeah. It's like COVID Ops style gameplay. But when they say Blobs Fleet, usually what they mean is, it's like a group of people sneaking about.
00:36:18 You know, it's a group of people that sneak about together Akazone is actually three players from fret in a trench coat watching right now. I love that fantastic hey
00:36:39 Lord Egg Squad, you new to the game? Like 20 hours so far? Is there not a way to kite backwards from a group of enemies? There is actually, yes. So you just right click on the enemy and you say keep at range. It's got these two arrows pointing away from each other and then you select the distance that you want. It's very good and I only know this because someone told me just last night. If you had gotten me on any other day I wouldn't have been able to tell you this, but...
00:37:06 Es ist sehr gut zu halten, wenn man die Transversal zu halten, so man kann seine eigenen Schöne zu halten, weil man sie in eine straighte Linie von dir geht. Sie sind einfach nur in eine direkte Linie von ihnen. So sie schießen Sie, so sie richten sich mit Ihren Schöne zu halten. Es ist nicht ideal für viele andere Situationen, wie wenn sie eine bessere Schöne zu haben, und sie können die Schöne zu töten, dann wird sie sterben. Aber...
00:37:34 It's very good if you want to hit your own shots and if you have higher range or something like that So you just right click on someone and you say keep it range or you use this button over here at the top
Tipps für neue Spieler und Filament-Nutzung
00:37:4800:37:48 Hey, how to get home from nullsec to highsec. I use filaments. You can use a filament. You just have to be in a fleet for it. So what you do is you come up here. Well, no, someone actually told me this yesterday as well. You right-click on your character and you say form fleet with. Then you've got a fleet. Then you can use a filament. There are different filaments to get to different places. You can jump back to another nullsec system by using a...
00:38:17 noise or signal needlejack filament that'll just take you to a random null sex system or you can go to pot finn by using a Christ for a filament or something else similar that'll just put you in pot finn and then from pot finn you can find a woman out or you can use another filament to escape I use pot finn I think it's probably the best and easiest way to do it
00:38:39 I believe these guys might have come in here to watch to see if I'm going to do this hook right now. We're going to prepare. We're just going to pop the can and we're going to take our chance. Hey Quig, what's up? Yo. You're looking handsome tonight.
00:39:00 Ja, so the Pochfen filament, I love it, by the way. Because there's a lot of ways to leave Pochfen. And you can say what you want about that space being dangerous. But it can be a lot safer than any of these spaces instead. Because you cannot see local there. They don't know you there. You're anonymous. Yeah, there's a lot of people here. Fraternity!
00:39:28 Why you guys got to do this? It would seem to the... to the Sol Slurm, at the very least, that the Void is tired of pretending to be empty.
00:39:55 I'm busy killing the can when I get it to 10% then I can link up with it and I can just make my intentions known. I told you guys I'm just doing this as a test. I don't care if I die. Let's see what happens. Lerm the slurm.
00:40:18 Rolls an imaginary dice. They look down. All dramatic like. And nod solemnly at the result. It is time. Here we go.
00:40:47 There's six of them now. They're gonna kill me. It's fine. It's fine. They kill me. I die. We go home. It's okay. We repeat. We try again. I'm not here expecting anything. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
00:41:11 Dude, you can't not chat in Pochfin. It's just a heron. It's just a heron. See there, guys? There's nothing to worry about. They all just fly in that one heron. It's like a clown car heron. They all just in the same one. Don't worry.
00:41:28 so these are the two rats I just leave by the way I don't go for them they're too big it's five hundred thousand eight hundred thousand the rats are too big so we just keep moving we ignore them it's just it's just four guys in Aaron they're just taking a pit Aaron for a walk man it's nothing come on come on come on come on
Erneuter Skyhooking-Versuch und Soundprobleme
00:41:5800:41:58 Hey Tungsten, nice to see you. What up, what up? Kbet, greetings. Hope you're having a fine evening.
00:42:09 Just get in here, guys. Come on. Just get in here. We also, by the way, just very recently discovered that this shit right here does nothing. So there's this set of bars over here. This is actually past halfway full. It doesn't actually show how full the Skyhook is. It's just for fun. It's just a cosmetic display. Yeah.
00:42:34 We got six people here right now. Let's have a quick peek, hey? Let's just, let's just, let's just have a look what we've got. Oh! Oh! Oh my god! I think we're safe! Yo! Yo! Prediction! Prediction! This!
00:43:02 This is a multiboxer. He's just like mining some stuff or something. He doesn't care about the skyhook. It's all the same guy with a one, with a one, with a one, with a one. This is all the same guy. He's not here to stop me. He could just as well not be here. We're fine. He's not gonna... Oh, oh, oh. Oh, but that guy. Oh, but that guy is different. Oh no. Oh, Buzz. Buzz Kevin. Special Law Enforcement Department.
00:43:32 Oh, no! Ah, yes. And so the Popos arrive. From folly to farce. And from farce to abject failure.
00:43:59 I see you out there, Boz. And I am not the only one. Is this someone else now? Ah, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. It's, it's, this is...
00:44:16 Okay, okay, you see we we had it all we could Taste taste it taste we could we could taste it and then the popos arrived and they're not even from the space they from oh They are okay wait their fraternity well then all right okay. It's time to fight It's time to fight Just get the get the get the shit going. What do we have here? How many how many minutes six minutes left?
00:44:42 Es ist ein Exegguror und ein Redeemer, man. Was sind diese? Das sind Baby Ships. Ich habe zu gehen, so... Ja. Ich habe zu kommen. Das ist zu kommen. Das ist zu kommen. Er hat eine stinke Zeit. Er hat einen Microjump Drive. Oh, no. ORBIT!
00:45:08 Fire all weapons! I'm scrambled. I'm jammed. Oh, Jesus. God. I will have you know that was my favorite vessel.
00:45:37 I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hold on. Hold on. I have a plan. I have a good plan. Fraternity. Listen here. A simple thing. To get out there. It's a simple thing. To get back at them. I'll show you. Because I know how. The plan is. To rob them blind. We're going to grab a ship quickly. Hold on.
00:46:09 Yo, Dimitriel, Nanobot, Waldek, thanks for following the channel. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Do you guys want to see more high-skill gameplay like you just saw right there? You know where to find me? My name's in the title. Let's buy the ship. We're going back. You don't let something like that stop you from having fun.
00:46:34 You don't let something like frat stop you from having fun. Okay? Jesus, God. Oh, man.
00:46:51 Hey, I've had some good times with fraternity. I've also had some bad times with fraternity. So, you know, it's pretty much the same as every other faction and group and corporation and guild and solo player in an MMO. It's just the game. You know, you are in the game. You are playing with other people. You expect them to play too.
00:47:16 Empty Pod? Ja, es hat ein Warp Speed Enchant an it. Nothin' else. Nothin' else. Yo. Drastco? What's up? And Singleplayer? Welcome. I think I'm allowed to say thank you for following. I don't know. I appreciate it, so I'm gonna say that I do. I think I can.
00:47:41 Squall, here we go. Slurm City Starfarer. Onward, fellows. Here we go. Fit.
00:48:00 Ja, man, listen, listen, that attitude, yeah, you've got to approach this game in a certain way to be able to survive. I think that there is a certain type of player that is able to, and it sounds kind of bad, I'm sorry, but that's able to push past the pain and survive for 20 years? It's how bitter vets are created, right? It's like squeezing blood from a rock.
00:48:27 They believe if you squeeze hard enough, the blood eventually comes out. And they're right. But it's their own blood. Okay? And that's the beauty of it. That's part of the beauty, okay? So don't get me wrong, I love it. I love it.
00:48:41 But if you're a new player, if you're relatively new, if you're playing the game for fun, you let this shit just slide off you like water off a duck's back. You just go for it, man. Because the game has so much available. I'm here. I'm doing skyhooking. But last week, I was doing ESS. I was doing mining. I was doing gas huffing. I was out there gaming. I even did my very first level 4 missions.
00:49:09 Und es war großartig, weil ich in ein Schiff, das ich nicht vorher hatte. Ich pute auf einen Schiff, das ich noch nie gesehen habe. Und es war einfach sick. Ich bin... der Maelstrom. Ich meine, es ist wie ein Sci-Fi-Ship aus einem Film. Look at das Ding. Da sind ein paar Spiele, das kann man das Gefühl haben. Ein paar Spiele. Ein paar Spiele.
00:49:36 This is one of them. This right here. By the way, something's bugged with my sound once again. I'll turn it off. Turn it back on.
00:49:50 we just have to say zoom dot for now what I'm going to do now is because I imagine this is probably a terrible idea unless it's in low sick so look oh what is the system jumping through Tom ah yeah they like me in Tom ah now it's just filament let's just go for it dude we just go for it
00:50:20 Maelstrom's one of your favorite ships. Good taste, good taste. You know, every Minmitar ship has been basically one of my favorite ships. Hey, apparently they fixed the compare tool a little bit. I like the new compare tool because it shows me pictures and colors and stuff like that. For a smooth brain like myself, it is awesome. But, I do understand that it would be cool if they just gave you the option to switch between the new and the old. Yeah. Here we go.
Filament-Reise und Partnerschafts-Code
00:50:5300:50:53 So what we're doing now is we're using a filament to teleport ourselves to null security space. Some random ass system. We don't know where, we don't care where, we're just playing the game. Apparently it wasn't very far away though. Oh god. We're just 19 jumps from Jeter? What does that even mean? What does that even mean? Oh. Oh. Okay, I'm making a call.
00:51:23 Es ist eine einfache, aber es ist die richtige. Hey, das ist Herrera.
00:51:34 Dude, dude, dude. Hey, I gave you guys the wrong idea about Frat Space. Frat Space is fantastic. It's the best place to rob. There's an upcoming rateable here. I want to get back there so I can show you guys how it is done. This one's in two minutes. Hold on. Hold on just a second. Whose space is this? I'm sorry if it's one of yours, guys. Synergy of Steel sounds robbable. That's backwards. Hold on just a second.
00:52:05 I might have to relog to fix the sound unless I can turn it off and turn it on again I just didn't it didn't do anything hold on let me just find the hook first upcoming rateable there's a lot of really good-looking hooks here man oh my god this could be incredibly incredibly good
00:52:34 It's Germans who only blob. Oh, they're not going to blob me. I'll tell you that. One, one, one. I don't know, man. Honestly, I'm thinking this is not a terrible idea.
00:52:59 Oh no, 8 Pilots docked in that station. Okay, so you have to be at least, where is this? You have to be at least 3 jumps away from this one. Not a great spot, that one. So what I'll do is, I'll turn rateable Skyhooks on quickly, we'll wait for about a millennium for it to load, and then we'll take it from there. Just gotta check. Just gotta check.
00:53:33 Quickly. I know, man. I know. I know. I know. I know. Goddamn. Just come on, please. I'm done waiting. Hey, what is this? Upcoming eight minutes. Okay, okay. I actually believe that's not a bad one, dude. This one right here. I think it's an ice hook, but...
00:54:02 Let's just have a peek. Let's just have a little peek. Generally, you don't go for ice, but... Is that the one? Let's just have a look. Yeah, no, screw it, okay. I'm not going for ice. Let's go up here.
00:54:30 However, give me a sec. I cannot stand when the sound bugs. And the sound bugs the whole time, dude. I need to go and have a sit down with whoever is the sound designer on EVE Online at CCP. And I need to just tell them, hey man, listen. Hey, listen. And then hopefully we can sort it out.
00:54:57 Hey, instead of everyone sending different variations of 69 isk, they should send him several billion. Yeah, sure. I'll take the several billion. Chances I'll end up giving it away to some form of charity. Charity being whoever kills me when I buy an expensive ship and fly it poorly.
00:55:14 No, sound on and off doesn't seem to help, Nathiri. It doesn't seem to help, unfortunately. Someone asked, what is that website that shows local? It's literally called localthreat.xyz. So localthreat.xyz. And it is a phenomenal tool because all you have to do to use it is you control A, local chat, and you control C to copy it. It's like autopilot for anyone that's ever used a goddamn keyboard in their life.
00:55:43 CTRL-A, CTRL-C, du hast alles, und du hast alles. Und dann hast du es mit CTRL-V. So, ich bin hier, und ich habe CTRL-A, CTRL-C, und dann hast du es hier, und es stellt das Lurm, das Lurm in. Es zeigt dir, dass du Kills, du Losses, es... Das ist... Die Numbers hier sind falsch, auf meinem Account. Es ist weil... Und... Oh Gott...
00:56:15 They're wrong. And then if you click it, you can see the Z-Kill. And on the Z-Kill, it'll show that you... I'm 92% dangerous. Dangerous is green on my profile. And only 8% snuggly on mine. On mine. Yeah. So, there you go. There you go.
00:56:37 Okay. Yo. Thanks. Alright. Sound is fixed. We're good to go again. Let's load the gun. We're gonna put... I don't actually know what's in here, so when I don't know what we're fighting, I just put EMP in. It generally... I like EMP as the sort of be-all and end-all. And then let's fix this up. Put that there, put that there, put that there. We're good to go.
00:57:07 We are ready. Hey, did someone ask, last week you redeemed a Galnet skin from the LP points and you still didn't get it? Yeah, it sends you a mail and then you go to the redeem page. If I'm not mistaken.
00:57:29 Und dann kommt der Code in da. Ich habe eigentlich never been able to claim a Galnet skinn, denn ich kenne mich nicht auf alle meine Punkte auf der CCP-Channel. Ich habe nicht nur ein einziges Mal gekämpft. Ich glaube, ich bin als richtig, als ich mögliche bin. Und... Ich bete alles auf alles. Und dann habe ich alles auf alles. So... Ja... Ich... Ich... Ich bin sorry. Ich bin nicht der richtige Person zu sprechen hier.
00:57:58 Yeah, they rig it. Snakes, they rig it. They rig it. They know.
00:58:12 It sends an in-game EVE mail with the code. Okay. And a link to the Redeem website. Fantastic. There you go. See, simple enough. But they do rig it, of course. I mean, look at me. I'm streaming on the CCP channel. I must have inside information.
00:58:29 Ja, du kannst eine Recruiter-Kode benutzen. Ja, es ist Retro-Aktiv. Du kannst meine Linken, du kannst die Linken von jemanden in den Chat. Ich weiß nicht, ob CCP hat die Official-Kode? Probier nicht. Aber es ist alles Retro-Aktiv. Du kannst auch, und ich weiß nicht, ob jemand schon gesagt hat, aber es gibt Partner-Kode. Und wenn du ein Partner-Kode benutzt hast, auf der Official-Store, du kannst...
00:58:57 Support that partner. They get a little cut. A little something something. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. I have a code. I know you guys are itching to hear what it is. So I shan't keep you waiting.
00:59:22 Hau de my good sir, I'd like to buy that there ship, please. Oh, that one. Indeed, that one is 15 million isk. Now, whose partner code would you like to enter on the checkout? Partner what now? No, I just want the ship. Partner code. You can use any partner's code to support them with this purchase. Free of charge.
00:59:48 All right, all right, all right, which partner do you suggest? Oh, well, I would suggest anyone but... Ah, greetings.
00:59:57 This is him. Nonsense, shopkeeper. Lurm the Slurm is here now and all is as it should be once more. I shall be your Slurm savior, good bipedal. Use code Lurm. The privilege is yours. Do it now. This all seems a little hasty. I don't even know who you are. Slowly, gently, this is how your disk is taken.
01:00:24 Isk is taken? I thought y'all said this was free- Enough of this! Come, now we must away! We're late! Late! You didn't pay for the- Ah! It has happened again.
01:00:48 I'm sorry, I'm really proud of that. I play it every opportunity I get. Code Loom! Use it! Yes! Can confirm. Yeah, don't ask anyone from my channel about that shit. They don't want to talk about it at this point. That was AI? Probably. Maybe. Yeah. I wish.
01:01:17 Gott, das war zwei Wochen von Arbeit. Das war zwei Wochen von Arbeit. Hey, Vault Chicken, wassup? Nice to see you. Hey, so, let's just stop here quickly. Right here at this gate. And let's see what's going on. Oh, my God.
01:01:44 Pro tip from Mr. Beast, add a version with subtitles in simplified Chinese and Russian. That is a good tip, yeah. I mean, any form of accessibility is always fantastic, yeah.
01:01:58 Yo, Walchicken, which hook should I be going for? Tell me which one to go for and then protect me. Just play linebacker or quarterbacker or middlebacker or somewhat close to me backer and just take those guys away from me. Because I, my friend, don't see any hooks right here. Are you talking about that one over there? Is that the one I'm going for? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one I'm going for? Yeah, yeah. Come, come, come, come, come, come. Come on. Come on. Let's do it. Keep them away.
01:02:30 I see no downside. I give you 50%. Just for Volchicken. Yeah, no one else. If you come over, you'd have to shoot me. I didn't say you must come over. No, I was talking to another guy. His name was Volchicken. He was just in chat like a moment ago before. Didn't you see his name? You don't need to come over. What are you saying? I'm not even in the same space as you. Just go somewhere else. It's fine.
01:03:04 Stay away. Stay away. Just stay away. Please. I'm probably like jumping right past you now. I'm going to see someone in chat called Val Chicken. Oh my god. Oh shit. Guys, this is going to be the one. Wait, we must be in fraternity space now.
01:03:36 Because I see Lance 36. It's like the same name in Scheme as before. Siberian Sports. That's a polar bear. That's sick.
01:03:51 I'm that special one, aren't I? Absolutely, dude. Oh my god. You know, when I was in school, I could not wait to get home to go and play on my 486, because we had video games at home. I didn't want to be with all the other kids playing sport and shit. No, I was talking to myself. I was gaming by myself, and I was having the best possible time. And I've been that special one ever since.
01:04:21 yes indeed when you hear that echoing trumpeting coming from the bathroom that's not me doing the business that's me rehearsing the next performance okay well we get in there aren't we we get in there
01:04:44 See, whenever someone has like a very first message in chat, I feel like I've won the day. Varys, what's up? The fact that you decided to chat on this most auspicious of evenings on the CCP channel leads me to believe that you've been making all the right choices. Hey, nice to have you. Yeah, dude, I had a 486 and I had one single CD. It was a CD, dude.
Erinnerungen an alte PC-Spiele und Erkundung im Spiel
01:05:1201:05:12 Of the most amazing games you've ever seen. I had Wing Commander on there. I had Chuck Yeager's Air Combat. I had Theme Hospital. I had Ultima 7 and 8. Oh, shit, dude. Descent. The first Descent? Game in like you've never seen it before. Wow.
01:05:43 Morgan Muffel. Wait a second. Hold on. I had a color display. I did, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My parents went big on it. That's when we had money. And then it all disappeared right after that. Maybe it's because they bought that PC and they never told me that they bankrupted themselves by buying me that PC. I don't like asking questions. So I don't. This guy looks familiar. And I feel like I've been killed by him before.
01:06:12 Scanstakhan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh. He's not here for us. We are going to pass like ships in the night. Hey, Silas, what's up? It's nice to see you. Yours was black and yellow. Yeah, so that must have been like just before, a few years before that. We lucked out with the one we got because we had so many really good games on there. Like, I mean really good games.
01:06:44 Yeah, dude, the old Sierra Adventure games were incredibly good. We had Kyrandia. A set, like a box set of Kyrandia. So nice, dude. So nice. Alright, so we've got one guy in here. Now, we're gonna do a little reconnaissance here. Just gonna see what this guy looks like. He's not here for me either.
01:07:15 It's time to game. We're doing it. First box, that's you? No, it's not. Wait. Oh, no! Lerm, it's me? Oh. Oh. Consider me impressed, then, good fellow. You have managed to do what?
01:07:45 what many have done before and anticipated my movements. I am here now, however, and I feel the need to move forward with this operation. Join me!
01:08:12 Let's go. Let's see what we got. We have some rats. It is one, two, three. We have to go for the small ones first. And then we will take the hook. I believe. I just believe. This one's protected. Wait, is this the wrong hook? Oh, Jesus. God. Did I miss it? Okay, it's the wrong one. This is the wrong space. God.
01:08:35 ABORT THE MISSION! WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED! Learn this Learn makes that hand gesture that people do when they say they want to end your life. That one with the quick slash across the throat.
01:09:04 They do it quite poorly, however. So it ends up looking like they are trying to swat an insect from their neck. Lerm this lerm fizzles from view.
01:09:34 You are left with naught but your thoughts Heavy as they are. That's an Ishtar. Get out of here, man. We gotta keep moving. They can't follow us.
01:10:08 I'm gonna do it watch this watch this they don't know where I'm going it's like when you in a car chase right and you get to like a fork in the road
01:10:22 Und Sie wissen, dass sie zwei Stunden hinter dir sind, also Sie werden auf einen Weg gehen. Und wenn sie kommen, sie werden komplett decludiert. Sie werden nicht wissen, welche Weg zu gehen. So ja, sie haben eine 50-50 chance. Aber die Leute sind nicht öffnen, die Leute sind nicht öffnen, die Leute sind nicht öffnen, die Leute sind nicht öffnen. Es ist ein chase. Sie müssen immer weitergehen.
Suche nach dem perfekten Skyhook und Strategien zur Vermeidung von Verfolgung
01:10:4601:10:46 Oh, shit, this is excellent. I don't even know what's in this hook, but there's no one here. There's no one in the previous system. We are home free. Here we are. Here we are. Here we are. How do I... Where do I... Oh, shit. Quickly. We must do it quickly. Current system. It's an ice planet. No.
01:11:16 Es könnte wirklich gut sein, das könnte der beste Ice Planet we've ever seen. Was ist das? 5? Das ist das? Shit. Shit. Es wird 2 Billionen, zumindest.
01:11:48 There's a button you can press from the agency. Hey, Ace Ventura, that button's been bugged for like... I've tried to press that button on many an occasion, and it never works. It never works. I can jump to the planet. And actually, jumping to the planet's not a bad idea, but then I have to boot my ship up twice. Twice. Twice. It's Goristaz, by the way. We need to switch to the Scourge.
01:12:16 Here we go. There's three small ones here. I am going to take a few shots at the reagent silo so I can start softening it up before I get to them, or at least rather in this case they get to me. And what's the range on these buggers? Approach. I'll do one quick burst of the micro-warp drive.
01:12:45 They're on their way, they're going to be here soon, but we can get a few shots on this at least.
01:12:56 Hey, Sheep Savage, what's up? Dude, can I tell you why I've got a nice red nose like this? It's not because I'm boozed up. I wish it was that. It's because I'm freezing my goddamn balls off here. I live in Africa, man. Africa! You know where Africa is? Okay? I trust you do. I live in Africa and the degrees are now... 8!
01:13:26 8. It's cold. For me, it's cold.
01:13:40 Who's that? Why is Reddit here? T-shirt weather, it's not so bad. In Scotland, that's a heat wave. Just let me suffer. I deserve it. I deserve to suffer.
01:14:05 Wait a second. Hey! I'll have you know that I am the one that winks. Lerm the slurm winks. They do it so harshly, so heavily, that you feel they may rip their very eye from its socket.
01:14:32 You get the feeling you have just been challenged to a wink-off. Oh, they're in the shuttle!
01:14:56 Oh, I did not spot the vessel you were piloting. I must apologize. I do so profusely.
01:15:15 You did nothing to deserve that harsh a wink. Welcome then. There's always room for one more.
01:15:35 Das... Can you... Wait, hold on. Shit. Can you... Guys. He can't Sino from a shuttle, can he? I don't... I'm sorry. You're speaking... You're in the presence of someone that's never Sino'd before in their life. You're just taking a pick, no worries. No! Who are you gonna send that to?
01:15:54 Oh, you got some side hustle or something? Shit. Please, have mercy. Please, spare me. I don't know, man. Chicken thrice.
01:16:12 Es ist ein High Slot Modul? Okay, so dann kann man es in eine Shuttle sein. Yo, listen, sind wir losin unser Shit hier? Warum am I not hitting this guy? Stop firing on him. Um, um... Screw it. We're going for this. Screw it. The ships aren't killing me. Just go for it.
01:16:27 Okay, it needs a slot. Gotcha, gotcha, thank you. You have aggro from the rats? That's why I can't shoot the rats! Hey Yagnol, what's up? Yo. And good evening to anyone else that's here, by the way. You guys have chosen to spend your time on the CCP channel. Fantastic. Phenomenal.
01:16:53 There's literally perhaps maybe one better place on all of Twitch that you could go and that's the Tales of Lumen channel that you can find in the title right below, but this place is awesome over the next three weeks. It's going to be home to so many great streamers
01:17:17 Amazing streamers. And you should come and watch them. There's a schedule up on CCP's Twitter, on the EVE Online Twitter. You can go and check it out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Who is this guy now? Who is this guy? Why is he taking so long to love? It's fraternity! What is fraternity doing here? Fraternity! Go home! Go home!
01:17:54 A module has run out of charges. Don't care. Don't care. Reload it. They're chasing him out. I have to wait for Fraternity to leave. Okay, you know what? Screw it. Screw it. Screw it. Fraternity. I'm just going to click the button. Chicken Trace can help me out here. Just go for it.
01:18:22 Just go for it. Just go for it. Just go for it. Do I look like a coward? Do I look like a coward?
01:18:30 I find that surprising, given we have old Chicken Trace in this space with us. I feel I know you from somewhere. Are you perhaps Ezekiel, Elijah, old man from the old man?
01:19:00 Old man clan I'd know that face anywhere Let's just let's just set the tone okay Set the tone I've got this
01:19:30 I got this. I do. Lurm de Slurm slowly scans all the faces in this space. Taking stock, perhaps? You like to think so.
01:19:52 Oh no, he's coming for me.
01:20:20 Oh, no. Okay, okay. Wait, he's going for the rats! Wait, he's going for the rats! I'm always in danger! What do you mean? Cancel the lock! No, cancel the lock! Wait, he's not coming for me! He wouldn't dare! He wouldn't dare!
01:20:35 Old man, this is not your fight. I can reward you handsomely. How does 50% of the proceeds sound? Let us talk numbers.
01:21:00 Oh no, there's more people here. What the hell is going on? This is a shit show! I'm... I'm... I'm burned. I'm burned. Keep moving. Keep moving. Just keep moving. Hey, okay, wait. Harden the hardeners. Wait a second, we got a chance.
01:21:24 The only numbers I'll take are your death numbers. Slurm is eternal. You waste but precious hours of your short life on the likes of me. I'm actually doing a lot of damage. I'm actually doing a lot of damage.
01:21:54 Wait it's just him left yo this guy must watch out this guy must watch out because the other guy could be coming back I think I could be coming back You don't know that he could be coming back
01:22:18 Lerm the Slurm starts winking. Winking like you've never seen anyone wink before. It is as if they think the mere act of flapping their lids will save them from your fire.
01:23:02 Das war gut. Das war gut. Das war gut. Das war gut. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yo, yo, I want to address something right now, fellows. Whenever you say something like, why not start orbiting earlier? Why not overheat right at the beginning? Why not pick the drones off? I present to you...
01:23:33 I'm the reason. I'm the reason I don't fight back, because I'm too busy with all sorts of other stuff. I'm just playing the game, man. And I'm relatively new, I'm sorry. I've legitimately fought like five people in my time playing this game. Yeah, sure, I might not have killed any of them, but that's besides the point. I have no idea what I'm doing. Just be aware of that. I have no idea what I'm doing. However...
01:24:03 The one thing I have going for me is I'm having fun. Because that was excellent. They actually typed back. That might have been the first time I ever have a fraternity guy typed back to me. Second time. Second time. I have one friend. I have one fraternity friend. He lives. Let me show you where he lives quickly. I'll show you guys where he lives. I'll show you.
01:24:31 Show you. Show you where my friend lives. I have one friend. And he's a good friend. He's a good friend because he saved me once. He came in there and he was like, oh, you're rubbing the hook? This is our hook. Good luck. Let me help you with those rats. And then he killed the rats and he left. That was true friendship. And from fraternity. Alright. Right. He lives right here. This strip. Right.
01:25:04 It's on the... Ah, there it is. Right here. This one. He lives there. And that's the hook I took. That one right there. This is... V8. V8. Okay? V8. He lives over there. His name is Help Me Please. Fantastic guy. If you ever go to that space, just say Lerm This Lerm sent you. He'll probably kill you, but like... Whatever, man. At least he'll know that Lerm This Lerm sent you.
Diskussion über Skyhooks, Taktiken und Community-Interaktion
01:25:3601:25:36 Hmm. Ah. Yo, what kind of take do the Skyhooks give up? Anything from 100 million to 5 billion. And I've seen anything from 20 million to 4.3 billion myself. So, just three days ago, I got a 4.3 billion hook. That night alone, I made probably 4.9 billion in total.
01:26:06 Yeah, it was good. And then I think the following night we made about 2.4 billion. Thing is, and I want to preface this entire experience here with these simple words.
01:26:21 If you're being watched, it's gonna be harder. And that's not a problem. Because you can still take the chances and you can still have fun with it. So, you can still practice the process and you can know that you've made the right choices. Because I can tell you right now that there's an incredibly good chance that my thought process in picking the hooks that I was going for and the actual selection at the end of the experience was on point. Like...
01:26:50 There's a good chance it was, but someone perhaps saw me jumping in there and thought, hey, why not? It's just unlikely that a Proteus would follow me if they're not even in that space, into that random ass system, and they'd kill me there. It's fine, it's whatever though. So what I'm saying is that if you practice, you do the research, you go through that process of picking the right hook and going for it, then you're at least learning to do it better. And then the next time you do it,
01:27:19 Es ist einfacher. Und es kann trotzdem sein, denn du hast 50 Millionen für einen Schiff. Wer geht's? Verdammt. Du kannst noch einen. Du kannst noch einen. Und wenn du nur einen Erfolg hast, dann wird es für alle. Ja.
01:27:41 Oh ja, dude, Performance Anxiety? Of course. If you're being watched, shit, so much harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I will do, by the way, is I'll just quickly peek on the EVE Scout website.
01:27:58 Und wir schauen, ob es noch etwas neu ist. Wir haben noch die gleichen Eins hier. Ich denke, wir sind jetzt wieder zu Filament. Wir nehmen es wieder. Und ich sage das, weil ich das nicht so gerne, aber ich hoffe, dass wir nicht in... ...Horde oder Goon space sind. Weil es mehr von euch ist. Ihr seid fantastisch. Ich liebe euch. Aber es gibt mehr von euch. Es ist mehr so, dass... Ja.
01:28:24 Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, you don't have to give me ISK, guys. I know there was someone giving like 69, 69, 69 earlier, but you really don't have to give me ISK. I've got way more ISK than it seems, and I'll be honest, I'm just going to waste it. I'm just going to waste it. I'm like absolutely just going to waste it. But thank you, I appreciate it regardless. How do I open this, by the way? Is it just laggy? Why is the transactions tab not opening?
01:28:57 Es ist ein bisschen scuffed. Hey, Ruben, was up? Yo, thank you so much. I appreciate that. It's not wasted if the results are fun. Yeah, I know, I know. But I like to say that just to make sure that everyone understands. That I won't be putting it to good use. I'll just be putting it to use.
01:29:23 Hey, thank you dudes. I actually believe that things are a little laggy right now. Wait, you must be in a fleet. Did I leave my fleet somehow?
01:29:39 Alright. Cool. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, if anyone wants to follow my channel, the link is in chat right now. You can type exclamation point Lumen or you can find, as a lot of you already have, the channel linked in the title. Yeah. You guys are more than welcome to join me. I stream every day. I stream even online almost exclusively. And I have fun.
01:30:07 Literally, this is what I do every day. This is it. This is it. I play the game. I play the game. There's nothing else to it. Yo. JJ. Me too. What up? Yo. Keita Mert. What up? Yo. Hello. Hello. You followed. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Old time gamer. Solito. You guys are far too kind. You all found the cave and decided to stay. That's excellent. Yeah, I'm from South Africa. What up? What up? What up?
01:30:38 Renubis. You make me think of Anubis. From Palworld. I've been playing Palworld with my daughter and it is so good. Thade. Thank you for following as well. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Andra.
01:31:00 Mr. Spartan, greetings. Okay. Where did we go? The Calavella Expanse. Now that's interesting. We just popped a filament. We are now officially in the middle of goddamn nowhere. I mean, this is not bad. I said I didn't really want to be here. But we can make it work. Eight jumps away. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Guys, just chill, okay? You see nothing. You know nothing.
01:31:29 You are nothing. Stress not. For I am here not to rob you, but instead to fund my own ventures. This one is interesting. Show on the map. Slightly less interesting given the location. Ethereum Reach is... Can I... Can I...
01:31:58 Can I say that that is Northern Coalition? Oh, Silyaris. Oh, I like robbing those guys. I'm sorry if one of you guys is from that space. I like robbing these guys. That's not a good hook. That's a bad hook, guys. Yo. Hey Anarchos, what's up? Nice to see you. Barno? What up? You seem to be from South Africa as well, if your name is in fact Barno.
01:32:25 What up? I legit just met a Barnu yesterday. He lives three houses down from us. It's not you, is it? Shit. Hey, what up? Nice to meet you.
Strategie und Community-Gespräche während der Hook-Suche
01:32:4801:32:48 I didn't like that one. And this one is too short. You don't think so? Okay, okay. Lucky you. Hey, what's a good hook versus a bad hook? Do you need a special ship? Yes! Those are the questions! So, a good hook is one that no one's watching. That's it. That's it. There's nothing else to it.
01:33:10 You can rob the hooks with a great many different vessels, but if you are doing it solo, there is no better ship than the Squall. The Squall is just made for it, because the Squall can fit some guns, it can fit some tank, it can fit a cloak, and it has a massive hold, especially made for infrastructure goods, so you can actually take the loot. You can go out there in a hurricane, kill the rats quickly, link up, and pop all the loot out of the hook.
01:33:38 But the problem will be that you won't be able to carry any of it. So then you'll have to go either with a friend or you will have to bring an alt with. So if you want to do it solo, proper solo, full on solo, you go with the Squall. You could also, if you want to spend more on it, go with the Deluge. But I feel part of the beauty of the Squall is the fact that it costs so little. So you can just sort of pump them out and it doesn't really break the bank.
01:34:05 I'm about to show you the process of finding a good hook versus finding an average one or poor one. That hook that I just looked at a mere moment ago, let me show you. It was down in Ethereum Reach, I think, right? So the hook that I just looked at, it was not a great one for a few reasons, the main and primary reason being that people will be watching it. So this one over here.
01:34:34 It could be a good hook. They could have moved on. But upon closer inspection, you can see that your average pilots, there's three over there, there's four over there, there's two over there. You want clear space, at least one or two jumps around that hook. And that's already looking kind of bad. The other thing that you can use to see is if NPC ships have been killed in the space.
01:35:02 There's not a lot, but it does look like they're ratting here. So here's a sort of semi-slow rat system. This one is ratting. There's people in all of these because there's NPC kills here. But this could still be worth a chance. So I would say this is like a 30% chance to be a successful hook, which is not something I would personally take. So instead, I would keep looking. I would open this up again. I've already looked at these ones.
01:35:30 They could be good but they are perhaps still a little while off. Let's check this one quickly.
01:35:37 One pilot in this system, and then you look at the connecting systems, there's two over there, there's one over there, there's seven over there, which means there's probably even more docked over there, which I would say means that this is most likely not going to be a great one. There's a lot of hooks in this game, so you keep looking. This one is upcoming. I believe this one is not a great choice, because we have to wait an hour for it. If we look at this one, that's eight minutes. Don't even bother, because you can't do 14 jumps in eight minutes.
01:36:05 This one is still doable, but it's 15 away. So it'll be a little bit of a travel.
01:36:12 Three pilots in the system, not great. I would not call that a fantastic start, but that could just be an anomalous situation. They might not actually live there. They might not be there all the time. And it could still be worthwhile. What you do with a system like this is you just check the docked pilots as well. And if that number is higher, zero. They might just be moving through.
01:36:37 Then you can check if rats are being killed. Okay, so there might also be ratting. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea.
01:36:46 Of the ones that I've looked at so far, this is probably the best one. So the system's called TNT. We'll try to remember that. But we're still going to move on. Because none of these are fantastic. This might just be a Puesis space in general to hit. And that's fine. Dude, that's okay. It's okay. We just move on. If it's not good, we just move on. This one's rateable. Let's check it out. 17 is a lot to do in a Squall, though. I just want to say that.
01:37:18 hmm 16 people in that space yeah so you're gonna want to get all that one I just accidentally picked away from it sorry you're gonna want to ignore that one so I believe we are shit out of luck is what the kids like to say I don't think the kids say that I say it though we're gonna just go for
01:37:47 We could go for a little road trip, I suppose, and we can just head into a space that we believe is better. I don't think it's going to be too easy to do that, though. I like Cobalt Edge. Let's just go for the closest one and give it a chance. I see what you're saying there. One sec, Barna. I'll tell you right now what I feel about that. Let's try this one. Is this the one? No, it was TNT, right?
01:38:14 TNT looked good. Yeah, but it's so far, dude. Who wants to jump further? Let's go TNT. Alright, I can jump and talk. It's fine. Right, so... You heard my commentary about always trying to fit core stabilizer and nullifier. Do I always have to use them before clicking? Yes. So the nullifier you have to use before, and the stabilizer you use...
01:38:41 after no so yeah yeah the stabilizer if you've been scrambled so if someone scrambles you and you've got a walk course stabilizer then you can click that after right and but the but the nullifier for the bubble you have to click before in other words you you you gotta know right before you walk it's like the the stabilizer gives you stabilization on your core if it's been destabilized
01:39:08 Die Nullify, man, I'm not the greatest person to explain this shit, because I don't know it very well, but yeah. We haven't got justice for Market Tycoon, I don't know why he was banned, it's not my business. I can't fight a fight that I have no horse in. And I wish everyone was my horse, you know, as strange as that sounds. I wish I could be everyone's horse daddy, but it's not my place in this world.
01:39:35 Launcher's unloaded? Yeah, I know. I don't need them yet. I'll need them soon. Hey, happy shopper. What up, keeper? You both found the cave and decided to stay. Welcome. But I do like fitting me stuff like that on every ship except the Squall. Because the Squall is basically... It's like I'm using this as a throwaway vessel.
01:40:05 It's a beautiful throwaway vessel. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. This new skin is just phenomenal. I want to find the person that made this skin and have them make me a Slurm City skin.
01:40:23 Deckard Aura, wassup, yo? Probably one of my favorite names to see in chat. Nice to see you. Hello, hello, hello. Ezra, greetings. And Riddick, awesome to have you too. You know, one of the nicest things about having a really proper multicultural chat is we get to see all these cool emotes.
01:40:43 If you guys out there have a favorite emote from an EVE streamer, I would love to see it in chat. Erst has some fantastic emotes with that chicken of his. Crashnaps has some unhinged emotes. Anarchos has some amazing, colorful, vibrant emotes. I'd love to see your favorites. Yo. There, there, that's the one, the Erst one. Yeah, dude.
01:41:10 I love that who's that dancing girl crash naps tutti fruity you see unhinged chunks massive chunks yo there's a strappin fellow over there that's topless is that vinegar douches I was beating a dirtbag that's excellent yeah oh my god that is terrifying guys look at this
01:41:39 What did you do? Why did you do?
01:41:49 Es ist schrecklich. Es ist schrecklich, ich liebe es. Danke. Und dann ist das CrashNaps-Swanne ein absoluter, absoluter Glückwunsch. Ja, ja. Ich sollte, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich sollte, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja, ich muss, ja.
01:42:13 Amazing, amazing. Oh, look at that. Oh my god. Yeah, dude. Oh yeah, okay, classic PogChamp. Well, not classic PogChamp, but like, you know. Yeah, no, let's not get into that. So for those wondering what we're doing, yo, yo, hey, listen. We are just quickly heading out to the closest to us. It's kind of far. We might... Yeah, there's one of mine. There's one of mine. Hey, there it is, dude. That's one of mine. Goddamn dancing slurm. Yo, I'm not an artist.
01:42:42 You wanna see my art? Hold on. I made a thumbnail for a video today. I will show it. Shamelessly. Well, shamefully. I made a thumbnail for a video today with my daughter, by the way. She oversaw the whole thing. And I drew it with the tablet. Here's the stylus. Okay, with the tablet. I drew it today. And... I mean, listen, I'm proud of it. It's shit, but I'm proud of it.
01:43:22 Ich drehe das, ich drehe das Wurm. Ich drehe das Wurm. Ich drehe das Wurm, aber ich drehe das Wurm.
01:43:31 I love it, dude. I love it. It looks so crusty and shit. I can't... I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not an artist, dude. I'm not an artist. But I still love it, okay? I still love it. I still love it. Yeah, it's finally coming. I finished the thumbnail, so... It's finally coming. She loves Dune Awakening. But she loves Palworld more. Hold on, brace!
01:44:00 Have you guys played? Lots of people have played PAL World. So, we played PAL World today. I got time. I got ten jumps. Just chill. Settle down, fellows.
01:44:10 We played Pal World today, and we spent about an hour trying to capture Frost Stallion, but we were 15 levels too low, so we could not fight it. So we tried every trick in the book. We filled the entire arena with campfire so we could try and burn it to death. Then we tried to wait for it to be asleep so we could trap it in a cage.
01:44:39 Das war nicht. Dann kamen wir mit allen FIRE-PALs zurück. Und wir wussten, dass wir, ihr wisst, es können. Wir können nicht. Das war nicht. Das war nicht. So wir haben nicht gepflegt, Frosstallion. So wir haben, unfortunately, entschieden, dass wir jetzt zu Level bevor wir können. Aber es war extrem viel Spaß. Die Idee, dass wir nachdenken und nachdenken, was wir können? Wie können wir das machen? Wie können wir das machen?
01:45:06 How can we cheese this game to make it work? Amazing, dude. My daughter loved it. I loved it. So, I consider it a win. Oh no, here we go. Cobra Snake. Ah, yes. Ah, yes.
01:45:36 I'm scared, by the way, in this space because I firmly believe that here people will hunt us down.
01:45:44 And you know what? I've just decided. Our filament timer just ran out. We're going to jump again. We're just going to jump again. Because that's eight jumps away for a hook that could potentially just be one big question mark. Let's instead jump away again and see if we can just land somewhere better. You just stole 110 from Horde? Yo, J555, congratulations.
01:46:07 Congratulations. That's how you do it, man. It doesn't matter who you steal it from. You just gotta get out there, undock that ship, and play the game. That's all you gotta do, dude. You just gotta get out there. Whether it's 10 million or 110 million, doesn't matter. You just get out there, and you game. That's it. If you are undocking your ship on a daily basis, you are playing better than...
01:46:37 Probably, let's say 25,000 other people. Because how many people are in Jita right now? But seriously, you are absolutely winning if you just get out there and do something, dude. Hey, you just want a rat? Hey, if that's your life, if that's your calling, I believe, man. And you know what?
01:46:58 I think that you can do literally anything and you can have a fantastic time. That is my take on this. Is you can mine and you can have fun. It can be fun.
01:47:11 Hey, Versebox, I already played the video like half an hour ago. I don't want to wear it out. I'll play it again in like, you know, an hour. I don't want people to be sick of my beautiful video. But yeah, so like you should just get out there and do what makes you happy. And if it makes you happy to circle around some asteroids and suck them all up, that's fantastic. If it makes you happy to do exploration, you go do that. If it makes you happy to sit in Jita and ask if someone can give you 50 million for a skill book,
01:47:40 Das ist gut! Wir lieben das! Shit. Aber hey, ich meine, ich weiß nicht. Let's get out of hier. Wir nutzen die Filament wieder. Wir werden uns wieder auf den ganzen Wild-Blue-Yonder gehen. Wir werden uns auf den ganzen Wild-Blue-Yonder gehen.
01:48:06 Oh no, this is not getting better. This is not getting better.
01:48:13 Ah, yes, Chromagnon. Last time I saw you was atop that mountain. I remember the wind that day. I remember it blew in a way I did not quite understand. You were there. Your locks.
01:48:42 Blowing freely. Your blood flowing even more so. I imagined that was the end of it. So then, my surprise upon seeing you here is limitless.
01:49:13 I hope you have lived well since then, old friend. For I know I have. Lurm de Slurm winks. There's a beauty to it that you can't quite comprehend.
01:49:41 It might creep up on you some time later in your life. Right now, however... Well, it was just a simple wink. Okay, yeah, so... Let's find a hook!
01:50:05 I'm sorry, I just really like that name. Like, what a fantastic name. Crumb Agnon. It's hard. It deserves its own story. Now it's got its own story. Atop a mountain. Bleeding to death. Locks are not quite as luscious as I remember them, but there you go. Sometime. Dude, what is this shit place? It's all just ice. It's all just ice. Let's check it out though, hey? Let's have a look.
01:50:35 Wait, actually spelling names correctly? Yeah, when it's a good name, I'll spell it correctly. When I like it. When it's not, then I just throw something at the screen and hope it sticks. Let's have a look. One pilot, no pilots, no pilots. We've got to hit. We've got to hit. Guys, we've got to hit! It's in two hours. Hold on. Show on map? Is it in two hours?
01:51:06 Shit, das wäre fantastisch. Hey! Dickhardt, danke so much, das ist sehr nett von dir zu sagen. Und Snakes, du folgst der Kanal, das ist fantastisch. Danke, danke, danke. Ich bin nicht ein Voice Actor, no.
01:51:25 I'm not. I just have fun. I voice act to my daughter when we play. Okay, upcoming rateable. This is a shit show. This is an absolute goddamn travesty. Not a single hook, dude. Not a single hook nearby. Rateable, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. This is the one, this is the one. We've gotten unlucky. Hey, Aaron, what's up? I can still see the link, don't worry. Let me have a look.
01:51:58 Is that woman naked? No, she's not naked. Okay, I can bring it up. Kami Donut Hole. From the one and only Kami Pancake, I expect nothing less. Fantastic name. Okay, let's check this hook out. One pilot, one pilot, one pilot, one pilot. We're not going to find anything better than that. We're going to go for this one. Unless this one's better.
01:52:28 Dark Side, what up, yo, nice to see you. Six pilots, that's definitely not better. Show on map. This is why I like to go to fraternity, my dudes. This one's rateable. Oh my god, that's the one. That's the one, that's the one, that's the one, that's the one. Sigma grinds it even better. Yes. Mmm.
01:52:55 Hey, listen. CCP are fine with me showing names like that. Okay. Random fact of the day. Cro-Magnon. Human lived about 45,000 to 12,000 years ago. It was an ancient strain, not too different from the Neanderthals. Oh, for real? Huh. Today I learned, man. Today I learned. That's excellent.
01:53:19 Und das ist das, Cro-Magnon. Das ist das. So dann mein... dann mein take war richtig. Weil ich read das, als es... es fühlt zu mir, als etwas, was in Konan, die Barbarin. Und das ist... das ist ein win. Das fühlt sich gut zu sehen in Space. Oh, es ist die Neverwinter-Sisters.
01:53:47 Ah, yes. Ah, yes. Neverwinterlands. A pit of vipers and villains. Anakin, Arya and Elah.
01:54:18 Lerm the Slerm nods. They clearly approve. Let's keep going. Let's just keep going.
01:54:48 We're just gonna keep going. Yeah, we're just gonna keep going. Hey, have I asked you guys in the past few minutes, how are you doing? I hope everyone in chat is having the most beautiful day. If it's not the most beautiful day, seize it and make it so. Do something for you. If you're still at work right now, think about the thing that you're gonna do for you or take that bathroom break and make it happen. Listen, I just hope that all you guys...
01:55:17 When you log into this game, do so for the right reasons and have fun. Hey, hey, I hope the numbers aren't pulling you down. I hope responsibilities aren't too heavy. Hey, I hope that you jump in with a lust in your soul and vigor behind your eyes.
01:55:39 Bathroom breaks are the reason people go to work. Yeah. Funny enough, I saw a post on Reddit just this morning about some guy complaining about some guy at his work shitting every time he got to work. And I was like, what? Like, let the guy take his bathroom break because that's the only pleasure you're going to find at work. Like, come on. Like, you're going to complain about that? You're going to complain about that?
01:56:05 Ja, Needless to say, everyone was on the shitting guy's side, not on the guy complaining's side. Shitting on company time, yeah, dude, exactly. Hey, Darkseid, I'm doing good, thank you, yeah. I mean, I had a long day, I had a busy day, I had a day, day. But I feel that recently a lot of my days have been like that. Tomorrow is going to be probably another day like that. They just, it's sometimes, you know. Also, I had my car service today.
01:56:34 Das war ein Kost. Das war ein Kost. Das war ein Kost. In der Wallet. Aber sie sagten mir, dass die Brake Pads geändert werden, so ich werde nicht sterben, weil meine Brakes nicht funktionieren, wie in den Filmen. Ja, man. So, das ist gut. Das ist gut. Das ist gut. Ich habe ein kleines Herz, okay? Ich habe ein kleines Stück von Space, das ich mir selbst vermittelt.
01:57:00 Das, für die meisten Parten ist uninterrupted, ist schön für so viele Worte, und rejuvenates mich, prepares mich für den nächsten Tag. Und das Little Piece of Heaven ist hier in New Eden. Und es ist hier mit euch, wenn ich hier sitze und streamen Videogames.
01:57:22 Das ist die beste beste Sache. Ich kann die beste Zeit haben. Ich kann hier fünf Minuten bevor ich starte das Stream denken zu mir, SHIT! YIKES! Und dann die Moment ich start Streaming und dann die Moment ich start talking... Es ist cool. Weil ich zu sprechen mit Leuten, die die gleiche denken, die die gleiche denken, die die gleiche denken, die die gleiche denken, die die gleiche denken. Es ist einfach so. Es ist einfach so. Es ist einfach so. Und es ist einfach so. Es ist einfach so. Es ist einfach so.
01:57:51 People want to be part of communities. People want to be part of this. All of this. The EVE Online community, the Twitch community. It's all just got so much going for it, man. I love it. So I sit down here, and I'm good to go once more. That's why I ask you guys if you guys are good to go, because I'm not sure it works the same for everyone.
01:58:21 Hey, you got an update on the smoke damage in the apartment fire? You got approved for a mortgage for a new apartment. You signed the lease contract on Friday. No ways. Congratulations, man. Yo. Congratulations. Happy little accident, I say. Guys, is space a little bit more laggy than usual? Or do they just give, like, less bandwidth to these guys out here? Whose space is this? It's the goddamn goons. They get less bandwidth, right? Yeah, I think so.
01:58:54 Hey, your brakes began squealing a while ago. Told you I had to replace the whole thing. Oh, shit. It was okay when you got it back up until recently. Well, squeaking brakes is not a big deal. So squeaking can mean a lot of different things. You don't want shuddering. You don't want...
01:59:16 Slipping. And I feel if you don't have those two things, you're okay. So if your car is going when you like brake, that's bad. If your car, if you feel the brake, because it's difficult to explain it to someone who doesn't drive a car or hasn't driven a lot of cars, but if you feel the brake slipping, if there's a moment where you can feel you lose it, right? You've got to take that car in immediately. Rather be safe than sorry, man. Because shit can happen.
01:59:45 Und es ist nicht cool. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Und hey, yo, was up, was up, was up, was up.
01:59:53 It's like the upload show, people with low bandwidth and people with high bandwidth. Yeah, and I mean, I guess, shame the poor goons. The space is just much slower to move through for some reason. It takes longer to load. Street Corner Becky, hey, you would approve. We hook in tonight. We haven't made a single dime, but we're having a blast, so I speak for everyone, of course. No one gets to really say anything otherwise. I don't give them a chance to, but yeah, we hook in.
02:00:23 Sometimes we make a profit. Other times, well, we don't talk about those times. You do your own breaks? Oh, nice. I wish I could do stuff like that. My father has done that before.
02:00:40 we used to we used to live on farms and he would do the brakes on all the tractors and the farm vehicles and stuff like that it's not an easy thing to do or at least to do right it's an easy thing to do if you do it wrong of course but but yeah he used to do that that was always fascinating to watch but I don't have that in me man I'm not I'm not a I'm not a hands-on kind of well I I mean okay listen listen I don't understand I'm a different kind of hands-on kind of guy okay I'm not a car guy let's say that
02:01:11 I'm not much of a car guy.
02:01:14 You can only break stuff. It's a superpower as well in its own right. Have you read? I doubt you have. I doubt anyone has, but Architraz and the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson. Architraz, the main character's power, is breaking things. His super special power that runs in his family is breaking things. And you would be surprised at how useful something like that can be. So hang on to that one.
02:01:43 Pass it down to your children. Spread it around. And hey, good luck to everyone redeeming the Galnet skins. I don't know if there's like a favorite skin to get, but I believe you guys are going to get the good ones. Yeah, good luck.
02:02:15 It's true, they broke your heart. The Alcatraz books. Yeah, dude. I love those books. Like, I... You know, it's like, shamelessly, dude. Shamelessly, I listen to kids' books. I do it. Shit's fantastic. They're so good. And they're easy to read. So, like, come on, man. Come on. Yeah. Just go for it. Do not feel like you are being judged. What the heck is that?
02:02:45 Is that a rat in encounter surveillance? Oh Yes, yes Wow, I have never
02:03:00 So, so can I tell you something? We've just jumped two jumps leading up to this hook here. If, and it's a very small chance, but if we jump through the next gate and there's no one there, I would venture a guess that this will be a good hook. Okay?
02:03:21 Obviously, if someone sees me on stream in this space and they chase me down and they kill me, that's an anomalous thing. It doesn't just happen, right? In any other situation, if you weren't broadcasting all your gameplay, then this would be considered a pretty good hook. However, again, it comes down to whether or not there's someone in this space in the next system. I will tell you that there was no one in this space when I left on my journey. It still says there's no one there.
02:03:50 However, that can change. So, let's see. Let's just look.
02:04:15 How often? About a half an hour. Every half an hour. Well, it depends, like 15 minutes maybe. It's like, you know, it's a tough one. Let's see if it's gonna work. It doesn't work. Okay. So, it's 36NHZV. There's only three here, so.
02:04:41 Fee being 5, that one. Okay.
02:04:49 So we know now that the two jumps prior were good. We don't know if the two next jumps are good. We don't care. We're not tempting fate. We've covered our bases one way. We can't be expected to cover them both ways. We roll the dice. And we hope for a good result. That's the plan.
02:05:25 Well, shit. I guess. I guess that's that, then. Alright. We try anyway. We try anyway. These guys are Sansha. They are easy to kill. Okay. Sansha is... I can't, like, you guys immediately tell by just looking at it. EM.
02:06:00 I'm going to open fire on this because they're still too far. My ship only has a 14km range. Yeah, so I don't know much about the claiming of the skins here. But you generally get an in-game mail with it. Yeah, hardness. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. I always forget. I do always forget. Okay, turn this off. I'm going to stop right here. The thing is, I've decided to, because...
02:06:27 Thank you for the help, by the way. I wouldn't be able to fly these ships without you guys. But... I've decided to, because the rats are too far away, to burst ahead. That's why I took extra damage, by the way, because I had the micro-warp drive on. I decided to jump ahead, kill the tank, initiate the hook, because we're alone in this space, get it out of the way as quick as possible, then kill the rats while I'm waiting for the ten minutes to pass. That's the plan. Hey, Claytus, what up? Hello?
02:06:57 Schau's getting close we'll take him first here we go here we go here we go 12 we can shoot that guy now but I'm gonna finish the can first
02:07:16 Hey, Low Disk Space, thank you so much for helping him with his problem in chat. That is phenomenal of you. Good person, right there. Good patience, right there as well. Thank you. Okay, 10% we can link up. Now we unlock there, we go for this one, and we fire.
02:07:43 Approach. We can take... I think we can take all of these art. Yeah, we can probably kill all of these rats. Gives us something to do.
Skyhooking erklärt: Funktionsweise und Risiken
02:07:5902:07:59 So for those just joining, we are attempting skyhooking. This is sort of like ESS, which is called Encounter Surveillance System. I am essentially hacking and robbing this skyhook. This structure is called a skyhook. It is extracting gas from that magma planet over there. I have linked up to it. I have to wait 10 minutes. You'll see it right here. 10 minutes in this space.
02:08:29 I cannot jump away. I cannot leave. I can try and run out of the circle, but I'm slow. I'm stuck here for 10 minutes. I am warp disabled. So someone else can come, because what will happen is, first it warns the people in this system, then it warns the people one jump away, then it warns the people two jumps away that they are being robbed. They have a chance to respond.
02:08:55 I can't leave. I'm stuck here now. When the timer reaches zero, then I can grab the loot and I can peace out. That is where the risk comes in and that's why the reward is often so high. That's the beauty of skyhooking. You can't jump out. So even if I wanted to warp out, external factors prevent my warp. Even if you move out of the circle here, if you move out of the circle, you're still going to be warp scrambled until you get like really far away.
02:09:23 You have to go really far away. And then you'll just cancel the theft. So it's kind of pointless. I can't shoot. I'm 16 away. I need to get closer. I can't shoot anything yet. No. No, no, no. I'm getting closer. Wait. I will micro-warp drive a little closer quickly. Then we'll take them. There we go. My range is only 14. 13, even. Which, actually, I think I should probably switch to the javelins. But, yeah.
02:09:52 And hey, Arthur, what's up? Is this like a Homeworld-type game? Not really, no. There is a lot of strategy involved, but it is not really like... Oh my god, Sigma's here. We're gonna die. It's not like Homeworld in a lot of ways, other than the sci-fi setting. Oh, it's a Thrasher. Oh.
02:10:14 Hmm. Hey RotDog, what's up? I love your nickname, man. What up, what up, what up? I've probably said that to you before. LoveBit is... Probably gonna go call his friends or reship into something bigger. Hmm. Let's switch to Javelins.
02:10:43 Und, was wir sagen zu diesem Mann? Nevermind, er wird wieder zurück mit einem Freund. Oh, shit! Ah
02:11:13 Always in danger. And you're always putting yourself on the line no matter where you are. You can be in high security space, low security space, wormholes, pochfen, doesn't matter. You are always in danger. And that's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Akzeptanz des PvP und Content Creation durch Gegenspieler
02:11:2902:11:29 You're always playing the game. You know? There's always at least something going on. So I'll never get angry at people who are camping a gate, who are chasing me down, who are stream sniping me, because they're also just playing the game and they're actually creating content. That's it, man. I wonder if I can make this out.
02:11:56 I wonder if I can make this out. I don't know, man. So, we have a guy who just peeked in, and then he popped out. And generally, when you see someone peek in and pop out, then you...
02:12:10 You know that they just popped in to see what you were flying, how many people there were, and then they're heading back out to fetch either their one ship or their team of people, and then they're gonna come for you. Which is fine, again, I don't mind if they come, but it would be cool if they didn't. So if you're watching right now, Mr. Sigma grinds it, just, let's just, let's let the stream see what it looks like when you get a hook successfully done. How's that sound? Alright? Ah, no dude, it's not gonna happen.
02:12:39 Oh no, okay. So SigmaGrind said, I'll tell you guys a few stories about these dudes. I'll tell you guys a few stories about these guys. I'm not gonna tell you now though. Not gonna tell you now. There's no talent. Like not being there when things turn sour.
02:13:08 Not in this old slurm's repertoire, at least. Yeah, they're here. They're here for me. And there's a lot of them. Holy shit, six of them. No, I can't run. I will have you know that I cannot run. The best I can try and do is to beat the Retribution down. I have the right... I can't run, I can't run, I can't run. There's no run in.
02:13:41 Wrong-Hood. Oh my god, it's somewhat called Literacy. I have never in all my time in space felt a bond like I do to you, good sir.
02:14:06 Quite literally... Literacy. Yeah, there's no point. No, no, there's no... Dude, shoot the guns. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? Hold on! My slurblings!
02:14:38 I love you, Lou. Oh, yes! Oh, shit. Again. That was ridiculous. That was ridiculous. We're going to land in frat space now.
02:15:03 We're gonna land if 80 win I'm on my way to that can't you see I'm training for the Alliance tournament. It's me That's me that I'm the I'm the top dog. They're gonna need a topper dog Okay They want to fight me now dude
02:15:32 Okay, oh, I was gonna tell you a story about Sigma Grindset. So, initially, knee-jerk reaction was, God, I hate those guys. Jesus, they're so lame. Oh my God, jeez, why do they have to come and kill me? Why do they have to chase me? Like I'm the last person on the planet, and I just so happen to be of the opposite gender. Why are they rabid?
02:16:01 Why are they like this? That was how I, and yes, it was extensive, okay? I reacted like that. I thought to myself, Jesus, God, every time I come into Sigma Space, these guys are on me like flies on shit, and I mean like, yeah, okay, I get it, slurm, lurm, yeah, man, okay. Goddamn, they've probably seen me playing this game, and they're just trying to put me out of my misery before someone else sees me playing this game. I get it. I get it.
02:16:30 But you know what happened is I encountered them a few more times. I spent a moment or two speaking with them. I got to know one or two of them. And I got to know the thought process. And I got to know and understand what they were thinking when they raced out their guns a-blazing. And you know what? At the end of the day, these are people just playing the game and actually doing content.
02:16:59 It just circles back around to what I was saying before. It circles back around to the fact that they are out there, and at the very least, at the very least, they are undocking their ships, they are looking for fights, and they are creating content where there potentially was none.
02:17:21 And there's nothing about that. If you think about it logically, that is bad. It feels bad in the moment. It feels terrible because you're losing your ship, right? You've been outnumbered. But what it does for you is it gives you a goal. It gives you an objective. So Sigma grinds it. What they do for you is they give you someone that you always have readily available.
02:17:50 To engage with. So you want to fight? You go to grindset space. You're not going to find a fair fight. But you do not. You do not need to be fair either. You don't have to play fair. You go in there. You go in there with more ships than they have. Escalate, escalate, escalate. Just do it.
02:18:15 And the Sigma Grindset, guys, they play in the game. So there's a certain beauty to that. It's not the kind of beauty you can spell out with ISK, with numbers. No, it's a different kind of beauty. But it is a beauty. So I'll never shit on people that actually play the game, man. Hey, what up? Yo, Literacy, it's nice to see you. Letters from the Multiverse. The Flameful Hamster. Beautiful. Hey.
02:18:41 There you go, man. You see? They're people too. They're people as well. Kara, it's good to see you. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
02:18:53 I'm out here dying. It's fine. It's fine. So thanks Sigma. Hey, hope you guys have a good day. I appreciate you giving me false hope, guys. Okay, next space I go to, I beg of you, let's show the stream what it looks like when you get a good hook done. I'll pick a good hook. I'll pretend that I'm sneaking about. And all you gotta do is peek around the corner.
02:19:21 And give it a little wink. You just give it a little wink and you're like, got you Slurm. I got you. I have you. You just give it a little wink and you're like, okay, let's show these kids. Let's show them. Okay? Yeah, come on.
02:19:42 Come on. So the next space I land in, I want to see those winks. I want to see those nods. I want to see that knowing smile. Oh. Oh. It's Lerm the Slerm. Yes. I was just leaving. Don't worry. I was just on my way out. Give me that. Give me that, dude.
02:20:12 Sounds like my kid trying to convince me to let him get free pieces when playing chess. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. She bends the rules as well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. You have to do it like that, don't you? You have to do it. Okay, here we go. Fraternity space. Frat, frat, frat, frat.
02:20:46 Fret! Fret! Fret! Wait, it's gonna... Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on! Just keep the... Stop with the chaunt in! Stop! Stop with the chaunt in! Wait! Wait! Hold. Hold. One eternity later.
02:21:15 Hold! Fret! Fret! Fret! Fret! Fret! Oh Jesus, I took a wrong turn. What is this? Delve!
02:21:42 You guys didn't chant loud enough. I asked you to chant! This is the opposite side of the map! Who was it? Who the hell was chanting Zergspawner instead? And how do you get to that from Frat? I literally spelled it out for you!
Solo Skyhooking in Delve und die Suche nach dem Rally
02:22:0902:22:09 Well, here we are. We make the best of it. Hey, what up? Comey Valentine. Nice to see you. Yeah, I'm solo skyhooking. That's what I do. I skyhook solo. And thank you. Ace Ventura. Thank you so much. Hey, that's nice. That's nice. Thank you. Thank you.
02:22:22 They want me to take Sov in Delve now. I'm Lerm the Slurm, dude. Perhaps one day I'll have Delve, Sov. Or some other Sov. Problem is, with new renters, they're gonna be on your shit, okay? They're gonna be deep in it. They might also not have the kind of money in their hooks that you'd want just yet, but you never know, man. You never know. This is not looking good.
02:22:50 Hey, hey, hey! Kralin, you found the cave and decided to stay. Excellent. This is not good. I want to fire... There we go. Raidable, Raidable! There we go, show this one. Set destination. Check this out. I did bring missiles. Yeah, I have a full fit. I have a fantastic fit, by the way. Here we go, look.
02:23:15 Ah, ja, ja, ja, ich put EMP auf. Das ist der erste. Hier haben wir gefunden. Ich habe gefunden. Ich habe gefunden. Ich habe gefunden. Ich habe gefunden. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das. Das ist das.
02:23:37 we will make some isk we will tonight we go home it's positive is positive that's it we go home is positive hey Lord cows came in nice to see you hello hello hello fantastic to have you
02:24:09 We never do when he says so. Hey, hey, I've had some moments where I've rallied before. This could be my rally, guys. This could be my rally. This could be it. I could rally right now. I could be in the process of rallying. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know at all. Watch. Let's just, well, let's all watch together. This could be it. This could be it.
02:24:34 Es gibt keine Rallye, es gibt nur eine kleine Rallye. Auch wenn wir nur 250 oder so picken. Ja, man. Ja.
02:24:46 Ja, listen, listen. Descartes, I don't care about no stream snipers, okay? Because oftentimes, you get reverse snipers as well. You get one guy, and he'll be the most benevolent fellow you've ever seen. Literally stumbled out of the church, into your love and embrace, and he has nothing but eyes for you. And he will follow you around, and he'll protect you, and he'll call his friends, and he'll call his friends friends, and he'll call his friends friends, and he'll call his friends friends friends.
02:25:14 And he'll probably call his family and his dog as well. And they'll all stand there in a little line and protect you. Like you are the only thing in the world that matters. Like you are a beautiful soft serve cone on a hot summer's day. Okay? Like you are the last sip of that ice cold cola. He'll protect you like that. You find those people sometimes. It's not a 50-50. It's more like a 99 to 1. But like you find those people sometimes. And they are excellent.
02:25:43 they are the ones so let's just say hey man maybe this is the one this is where we find those guys we find the family and the dog they're gonna help us they're gonna be there for us now let's just see what we got here okay because these guys are gonna get a notification and we obviously want to know Luna luminescence
02:26:04 Okay, so they're Ruskies. This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way. I will not. One left already. If someone could make me a slurm, now that would be something. Where's my bio? If I could find a slurm for my bio, put it down here. Little slurmy. I'd do that. Okay, we don't care about these guys. We're safe.
02:26:28 And you're right, absolutely correct. Dog is family. Family or associates, 100%. At best, associates at best. Sometimes acquaintances. Espeon, yo, what up? Nice to see you. Hello? Hey. Oh, shit, my skin. Yo. Hello? This guy has been so good to me, this skin.
02:26:57 Es ist so schön. Ich will das ganze Skitline. Make es sein, CCP. Ich denke, es ist nur eine. Ich denke, es ist nur eine. Aber ich will das ganze Skitline. Ich weiß nicht, wie viele da sind. Yo, Ihr doggos, Ihr best friend. Straight up, man. Straight up. Ich... Ich fühle You on that.
02:27:21 My doggo was my best friend, too. And there's nothing quite like it. You can have humans in your life, but they just don't... They don't fill the same space. So... Yeah, man. Dogs. Dogs.
02:27:55 Was will I do if I get there and someone's rubbing it already then I usually just stand on the sidelines and cheer them on I like I really like to to support my fellow hookers because you know the streets are mean sometimes and oh shit did you know something what's going on here and I firmly believe that support is important let's check who we have in the space this is not exactly what I thought they would be
02:28:28 Das ist ein Problem, btw. Das ist ein Problem. Das ist ein Problem. Das ist ein Problem.
02:28:49 Let's give it a peek. Let's just give it a little peek. I'm gonna look quickly if there's anything else nearby, but I'm gonna give it a little peek. You don't give up. You don't just give up, right? Hookers. Fellow what? Fellow hookers. Sky hookers. No, wait, there's one here too. Hold on, hold on, hold on. We keep going. Wait, wait, wait.
02:29:14 Lerm the Slim nods at Sor's Amoro in a way that makes you think that they know each other. Perhaps they do? Then?
02:29:39 Perhaps it is best to just leave them to it. Here we go. Hey, what?
02:30:02 Why is that guy a thread? Oh, a threat? Oh, oh, oh, because he PVPs. If anyone can undock a ship and fight someone else, they're a threat. That's it. Simple as. That's it. If they know how to undock a ship and click the fire weapon button, then they are a threat. Some people don't know how, like the other person in that space. They don't, I mean, sometimes they do, but they mostly don't know how.
02:30:32 Like, if they've killed someone recently, then you think to yourself they're a threat. Yo, cave-a-lock! You found the cave and decided to stay. For those that haven't already, you can use the exclamation point lumen command, and it will send you to all my links. You can find me there. And, yeah, I stream every day. I play this game. I do everything. How much loot so far?
02:31:04 It's a long story. It's a long story that ends with a whole lot of zeros. But, you know, there's a reason for it. And, I mean, like, I've got a proper explanation. I can tell you about it. I can tell you why. I can tell you why, my guy. Hey. Oh, I got 250 million from someone. Havok. Yo, you found the cave and decided to stay. Freestyle. Welcome. Godspeed. Hey. And Deckard Wrinkle.
02:31:32 How kind of you, welcome. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I've lost a few ships, so does negative profit count? I hope so. Oh, and we, oh yeah, sorry, we're in the process of rallying right now, yeah.
02:31:48 Exactly, das ist der Rally. Aber wenn du Rally bist, es ist... Habt ihr euch schon mal Spiel World of Warcraft? You know, die Warriors haben eine 2nd Wind Abilität, dass wenn sie über die Die, es bringt etwas, was in der Mitte. Vielleicht ist es die Spitze von deinem Stomach. Vielleicht... Vielleicht ist es... Deeper Down, you know? Let's not talk about those parts. Doesn't matter. But, you basically...
02:32:15 You rallying for your final stand. Right? You are bringing everything to bear. You are bringing teeth. You are bringing willpower. And you are bringing your right to survive to the forefront. That's what I'm doing right now. I rally. I have my second wind right here on stream before all of you. And it will be a great success.
02:32:42 Right? So anyone that thinks otherwise, well, they're a special kind of wrong. Hate it when you have wind? Hey, better out than in, as the Germans say.
02:33:01 Right? Right? It's the Germans, right? It's the Germans. I'm out here banging the bongo drums of Fate, fellows. Yes. And Fate will sing a special kind of tune for me. The winning kind. Alright. Can confirm. There you go. See there? German in chat. Confirms it. Thank you.
02:33:27 Hey, Shecky the fool, you found the cave and decided to stay as well. I'm sorry to hear that, but I am happy. What is this? EMP again. We must go. I'm going to go for the rages and we're going to approach the can and we're going to shoot the can first.
Einstellung zum Global Plex Market und Input für EVE Online
02:33:5202:33:52 Here we go. Until these guys get closer, because they're 100 away. And I'm actually going to, so because they're over there, the small ones are coming quick, but I'm actually going to turn and just go this way so that we can have a little bit more time. We'll just have these two engage in. We're good to go. Hey, do I like the global plex market? You're real. Fantastic question. I am mostly indifferent about it, because I've not spent a single dime on this game since I started playing. I know, that's like, I mean, I'm sitting here in the lap of luxury.
02:34:21 with the best possible deal, but I'm not financially in a position where I would have spent, I would have probably still been playing Alpha, okay? That said, I believe that it is healthy for the game, and it's a good choice to do something like that.
02:34:38 I do also, however, have a bunch of other criticisms. Less criticisms, more input for EVE Online in general. I have a lot to talk about where that's concerned. And I need a much longer stream for that. I love this game. It is my favorite game. Okay? But there are a few things that I would like to see. And like to see done. And at some point I will sit down with CCP and we'll talk about it. Alright? I will. I guarantee you all that.
02:35:08 And our conversation will make for a better new Eden for everyone.
02:35:15 But I haven't spent a single cent on this game. Not a penny. I will probably never spend a single cent on the game. I am that guy that always plays everything free to play. I just don't. I just don't spend money. I can't justify it. I don't have that in me. Also, I live in South Africa. Our Rand exchange rate to literally any other currency is terrible. Terrible. Yeah. Terrible. So, I don't bother. Yeah. Alright, here we go.
02:35:43 Blood Friar. Me too, man. Me too.
02:35:51 Everyone has these things they wish were in the game. Yeah, I know, I know, but I have more. Good old Eve, need to come back. The cost is why you had to give up after so many years. When you had enough time, you could grind the gold out, but meh. Yeah, so I have things to say about the cost as well. I do believe $20 is steep, but I also believe that there's a massively vast free game available for anyone interested. I believe the Alpha experience is so much more than enough.
02:36:17 So much more. You know, Final Fantasy always got so much praise for its really good trial period, like, that you could play. Final Fantasy XIV. And, no, they don't sell Omega and Rand. You have to pay $20 for it, which is 400 Rand, which is... Well, it's technically 370 Rand. But, um, it is... It's too much. It's too much.
02:36:42 Es ist zu viel. Ich verstehe, dass du vielleicht besser kannst, wenn du die Karte machst, wenn du die Karte machst, wenn du viele Monate anstattest, oder was ich verstehe. Aber ich will nur sagen, dass die Alpha Erfahrung in diesem Spiel ist fantastisch. Und jemanden zu spielen, und jemanden, dass es vielleicht... ...uncertain, vielleicht... ...of was zu expect.
02:37:04 I urge you to just jump in and give it a try. I urge you to just open the game up, start the tutorial, and see how you feel. And legit just take it one day at a time. Choose one thing to do.
02:37:21 After you've completed the tutorial, jump in there. Choose an activity. Could be mining. Could be exploring. Could be even something as crazy as ESS or skyhooking. Choose one thing. I don't know if you can do skyhooking on an alpha account. Whatever, it doesn't matter. See how it feels. Do it until it's not fun anymore. Then choose a different thing. Just find your own fun out there in space. And as long as it remains fun...
02:37:48 Keep doing it. The world is so vast out here. There is so much that you can do. There is so much that you can see. And better yet, best yet, there are so many people to interact with. New Eden has variety like you've never seen. You know, there are people from all walks of life, from all the different parts of this beautiful planet we live on. And they all play in the same game. Right?
02:38:15 Wenn du in ein Frigat und jemanden in ein Frigat, du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, und du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, und du hast eine Chance. Wenn du ein Freund hast, und du hast eine Chance. Du fühlst dich gut über das. Und diese sind alle Dinge, du kannst du einfach nicht ohne einen Cent. Es ist großartig. Ja, es ist großartig. Man, es ist so cool. Ich habe nichts, aber gute Zeiten hier. Und ich habe nur wirklich auf die Surface. Yo, CCPBeast, was up? Nice to see you. Hello.
02:38:45 And welcome to everyone else that's here. It's awesome to have you. Hope you dudes are having good days and nights. I am currently in the process of...
02:38:56 Ich glaube, das ist die erste, die wir in Rallye waren. Ich glaube, das ist die erste, die wir in Rallye waren. So, ich denke, wir haben eine Chance hier. Wenn es um 5 Minuten wird, es wird ein Signal geben, zwei Jumpszen in alle Direktionen. Und dann, vielleicht, es wird jemand kommen und kommen in hier und sehen, wie sie fühlen, wie sie uns ausfällt. Wir müssen die. Es ist möglich. Aber wir müssen auch leben und machen unsere Weg aus hier. Ich nehme die Chance. Jetzt können wir endlich fire. Er ist close genug.
02:39:25 But yeah, seriously, I think that if you are even a little interested in a sci-fi MMORPG, if you are even a little interested in a sci-fi sandbox, if you're a little interested in heckin' cool-looking spaceships or fantastic-looking backdrops, you can approach this game with any kind of mindset, and you can find a certain type of fun out here.
02:39:54 You can. You can approach it as content for your second or third monitor. You can approach it as a main game. You can approach it as sort of like a side hustle, you know, where you play it just here and there, but you're still playing the other MMO that you know and love. You can do anything, and you can find some fun out here. I will say that most people generally tend to prefer...
02:40:19 ...to do stuff with other people. So my first advice would be to find a good corporation. But... Hey. Everyone finds their own way. And rip missiles. Am I not shooting javelins? Oh, I got the rages on! Sorry, I thought I had javelins on. I'll switch to the javelins right now. Yeah, yeah.
02:40:40 Anyway, was Skyhooking? So Skyhooking was added in... Was it added in Equinox? I think it was added in Equinox, which was at the start of last year, basically. And the idea of Skyhooking is that you are robbing this massive Skyhook structure. This structure is working for a null corporation or alliance, and it's busy sucking gas out of that planet back there.
02:41:07 Die Gas ist sehr wertvoll. Es ist für verschiedene Dinge benutzt. Und Sie kommen hier als Solo-Player oder in eine Gruppe. Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyhook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook. Und Sie kommen hier mit dem Skyehook.
02:41:37 Oh, no. Well, shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, he's all in. We've got time. Oh, unless he's here. Oh, no, unless he's here. Oh, this is such a death flag.
02:41:54 I've never seen a dead flag like that before. He's in the busted already. He's in the busted already because he wants to pick up the loop that's gonna drop. Oh no. Oh no. Shit. So the idea of skyhooking is you come here, you link up to this, but while you're linked up, you are sitting duck. You can't leave, right? You are stuck. You have to sit here for 10 minutes while it connects. And after the 10 minutes, and after those signals have gone out and it's told everyone, yo, this guy's stealing your shit.
02:42:23 then you have the chance to escape with the goodies I said we rally in tonight I believe we rally in tonight three minutes guys let me tell you as someone who's hooked way more than I should admit
02:42:36 It ain't over till it's over. However, it's over if they come before like 30, 20 seconds, 10 seconds. They don't need much time. Like, you have to legitimately get to zero, and you have to see the box appear in front of you before you are home free. And there we go. Matinka. Oh no. Ah. Oh shit. Oh shit. Ah. Yes.
02:43:04 I'm dying by the way, but I don't know why.
02:43:34 Are the rats killing me? Am I dying to the rats? Shit!
02:44:06 Es ist noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally! Ich bin noch ein Rally!
02:44:35 Es ist besser, diese Weise. Matinka. Es ist besser. Mein Retort würde sein wie Floppy als ein Sock of Porridge.
02:45:06 Now I have to wait. We're gonna... Goddammit, dude. Oh, the Blood Raid is bad. Please, at least someone just tell me the Blood Raiders are like the worst rats. Are they the worst rats? Guys, oh, come on, Jesus. 1.5, 1.5, 1.8. They are by far... They are by far the worst. Oh, my God. Hey, hey, maybe you didn't hear, but what's the best way for an Alpha to get a lot of isk? Just to play the game, man. Just get out there and play the game. Angels are worst? No, these guys are the worst now. I've just confirmed it for all of us.
02:45:37 I've just confirmed it for all of us. I mean, the guy is literally called the Blood Pope. Like, if you're gonna die to anyone, you're gonna die to the Blood Pope. I mean, this ain't no... This ain't no underling. This ain't no goddamn Friar Tuck here. You're working with the Blood Pope. No. Of course it's gonna be bad.
02:46:05 Well, alright. There you go. That right there should be enough for all of you guys to see that the link that you can find in the title below that says Tales of Lumen, you gotta click it now because this is the kind of thrilling gameplay you can find when you follow me.
02:46:24 I was looking at your beautiful names. Yours. Yours. King Apo. Yours, Komi. Uriel. Yours, Tommy Gun. Yes, Benzai. Yours. All your names. Your beautiful names were distracting me from the blood Pope and his vicious crusade. Against me. Against my rally. God. Hey, Mr. Huge Janus.
02:46:51 Ah, didn't expect me to actually pronounce every syllable, did you? Aha! You found the cave and decided to stay. Welcome, welcome. Leather Cookie, what's up? That sounds tasty as heck. And Benzel, welcome. You found the cave also and decided to stay. The blood radars apply pretty well.
02:47:11 Yes, and I think that they probably shot into, exactly, I was about to say, into the Squall's natural resistance hole, and I also didn't really keep moving fast enough or far enough, and there's a lot of reasons that I failed there. The main one is just me, but there's more reasons than that. There are more, so many more. I regret to confirm that, yes, but...
02:47:40 You know, you live, you learn, and I definitely do learn on a goddamn daily basis that sometimes one needs to pay attention. Matinka! Is that the kill? What is this? Oh no, they gave me a new squall. What is this?
02:48:09 Hey, yo, that's so kind, Matinka. Hey, hold on just a second. Hold on just a second. The incident. Matinka.
02:48:41 Es ist ich, Lerm des Lerm. Ich hoffe, dass du mir immer wieder auf mich fühlst. Ich wünsche dir eine Brief-Communication, containing mehr als nur meine Thanks. Diese Communication contains...
02:49:10 A small part of me. Myself. A tiny amount of slurm for you to take with you wherever you go. All you need do is look under your boot.
02:49:41 On your seat Between your thighs When they stick together in a way That doesn't quite make sense And you shall Think of me
02:50:07 I can explain. I can explain, but I won't. I used to believe that happy endings were just stories that...
02:50:29 Weren't fully told yet. You, right here and now with your generosity, have proven to me that all I knew was folly.
02:50:54 I hope that you touch others in the way you have touched this old slurm. I do feel better off for it. I leave you now. Out there.
02:51:20 Somewhere in that cold and unforgiving space. I do it with a heart so heavy I could barely heave it back to Johto Station. I do it still, though, for I must.
02:51:58 As you close this message and move on with your life, your longing shall be on you quick as regret.
02:52:18 I have warned you, and hope that you take solace in the fact that I shall always be here. Where? Well, here, of course.
02:52:38 Find me if you must. Know, however, that I am not always where I appear to be. Many thanks, and many more.
02:53:04 Lerm the Slurm of Slurm City. Okay. Malinka goes hot pink. Every version of Lerm in this needs to be red. And every version of Slurm needs to be green. Be quiet. I can see you guys in chat right now. Silence. Enough of this. This is important.
02:53:33 If I'm not gonna do it right, who is? Slurm City needs to be blue. That's the color of a city. Slurm. If I make even a single mistake here, this message is for naught! Slurm. Happy Endings. Bright blue.
02:53:59 Wait, I gotta scan it quickly. Guys, help me! Help me! I gotta scan it!
02:54:27 No, it's not a helicopter! I'm scanning! Shit. Found it. I knew it. I knew it. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Thank you, Shinji. Thank you. No by mouth. Yes. Did I make a typo? Thank you. Better off for it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
02:54:55 Oh, shit. This must be perfect. CCP, read all my mails. Oh, better or for it is not a typo. That's right. Yo. Yeah. It's not a typo. That's correct. Alright. Grammarly sponsor confirmed. I wish. Oh my god. Put Grammarly in this. Put it in Eve.
02:55:23 Was others oh oh yeah, okay, this is fun all right send it Send it full tilt we accept there we go
02:55:36 What station is Johto? It's this one. There's a trademark dispute. I can't be using the name Jita Station, guys. So, yo, there we go. I think that they're going to regret sending me that ship now. But it's okay. You know what? Sometimes benevolence takes on a form that you do not expect. And sometimes Lerm the Slerm is the bearer of that bad news. Alright? Alright. Now.
02:56:05 Now. Now. Fellows. I am Lohm the Slohm. Alright?
02:56:19 I have a nickname. It is in fact Lerm. And that nickname can actually be used on the official CCP website. Do you guys know that site? When you buy stuff there, you get to enter a partner code and you can use code Lerm. Look.
02:56:46 Hau de my good sir, I'd like to buy that there ship, please. Oh, that one. Indeed, that one is 15 million isk. Now, whose partner code would you like to enter on the checkout? Partner what now? No, I just want the ship. Partner code. You can use any partner's code to support them with this purchase. Free of charge. Alright, alright, alright. Which partner do you suggest?
02:57:16 Oh, well, I would suggest anyone but... Ah, greetings!
02:57:22 Das ist ihm. Nonsense, Shopkeeper. Lurm the Slurm is here now and all is as it should be once more. I shall be your Slurm savior, good bipedal. Use code Lurm. The privilege is yours. Do it now. This all seems a little hasty. I don't even know who you are. Slowly, gently, this is how this is taken.
02:57:49 Is is taken I thought y'all said this was free enough of this come now we must away we're late Welcome back fellows I can't I love it. I love it. Hey listen listen
02:58:19 I appreciate any and everyone that's ever used Code Lerm. It's the pleasure of my life. Alright? To have people look at a video like that and be like, ah, yes. And then remember Code Lerm. Also, hey, it has been the pleasure of my life being here with you guys tonight.
02:58:44 I want to remind you all that there's a few things actually. You can use the command lumen to find my links.
02:58:56 You can find my Twitch channel down there, the Discord server and all that other stuff. You can follow me. It's as simple as opening my Twitch channel over here and go into the little heart button and clicking on it. I'm not even sure it would be over here, right? Goddamn. I don't know. But you guys can do that. I'm going to be back on the channel here next Wednesday. I'm going to do another stream for CCP for fun for all the right reasons.
02:59:25 Because that's why you should be playing this game, man. You guys should be playing this game because you enjoy it. You should be playing this game because it feels good to you. And you should be playing this game for the love of New Eden and space and all these awesome ships we get to fly around. And the other people we get to fly them with. So hey, we'll do it for the right reasons.
02:59:45 So hey, check me out, give me a follow, catch me when I'm live again, or not, it's up to you. You guys could just be here to farm the skins, and I actually really appreciate that as well. I see that as a win also. Hey Totem, Flameful Hamster, Mind, Shinji, what up? Welcome, welcome, welcome.
03:00:07 Beef Missile, amazing, Legally Inside. You guys are awesome, thank you. What I'd like to know is, I don't, I'm not sure if I can actually raid someone. I don't know if I can do that. If there is a CCP person here, then I know we can, but I can't do the raid myself. I would just love to spend a little moment, a brief moment.
03:00:35 Telling you about the amazing people here.
03:00:41 Ich sollte es versuchen. Okay, ich kann es versuchen. Ich kann die commanden. Es gibt so viele Leute. Aber ich kann es versuchen. Es gibt so viele Leute, dass ich so viele Leute liebe. So, hier und jetzt hier, die Mad Rambo ist fantastisch. Sie sind super-enthusiastisch über alles, was sie machen. Sie lieben dieses Spiel, durch und durch. Und sie lieben ihre Community. Raph! Takes es zu einem anderen Level.
03:01:10 She does literally all she does for the community. She's recently upgraded her stream and made a bunch of improvements to her streaming setup. It's fantastic. Kuroken is probably the person in this entire category that I understand the best.
03:01:33 They're the person that I can sort of get. Because they stream, because they enjoy the game. They play the game for fun. When they don't enjoy the game, they find something else to do. ChrisTox is awesome, and they just do the most amazing PvP. I'm not following Toxic. Who's Tox? This guy. I'll be honest, I don't watch a lot of Twitch. I don't watch a lot of Twitch. So, if I can...
03:02:02 If I can, I would absolutely love to introduce you guys specifically. Hold on. Is anyone doing a charity thing? There's no charity right now, is there? Doesn't look like it. To Chloroken.
03:02:28 It doesn't seem to work. How do I do it? How do I do it? I'm going to try. Hold on. Maybe there's a RAID button. I'm going to see if I can find a RAID button. I do wish I knew how. I think that they had to ask the built-in commands. Maybe there's a RAID command. I think they had to ask the CCP guys to do it, to be honest.
03:03:05 Let's see what we can do. I'm going to see if I can find someone to help us. No, Raid doesn't work, yeah. That's weird. Need to be on the CCP channel? Yeah, yeah, I am. Hold on. Raid. Let's give it a try. I'm trying it, I'm trying it. I'm sorry, it's a scuffed way of doing this. But let's make sure I'm not doing any typos.
03:03:34 Klorokun. Das nicht funktioniert. Es gibt mir einen Error. Nein! Ich weiß nicht, wie ich es kann. Aber was ich kann machen, ist, dass ich Klorokun's streamen kann. Und ich kann sagen, dass ich Klorokun's streamen kann. Und ich kann sagen, dass ich Klorokun's streamen kann. Und ich kann sagen, dass ich Klorokun.
03:03:58 And tell him that you appreciate what he does. Go and check him out and go see what he's doing. Go have some fun. Go chill with his community because they're awesome people. And hey, while you're there, if you feel like you want someone that's perhaps moving at a different speed.
03:04:16 You can also jump on over to Raph. Raph is a beautiful individual that cares so deeply for this game and its community that you can't go wrong with them. Take those two suggestions for today. Next time I give you two more suggestions or I find someone to help me raid. But go and check those guys out because you guys are going to need somewhere to go right now. And I can tell you right here, I can tell you right now, you won't do better than these two. So go and check them out. Go say yo. Go be cool.
03:04:45 And have good days and nights. I, my friends, I'm going to leave you with that. Unfortunately, I am a papa to a young daughter that is up very early and at school holidays and I have to tomorrow morning, well.
03:05:06 I have to start my vigil once more. Let's just call it that, okay? And it starts early. So, I thank you so, so much from the bottom of my heart for being here tonight. I appreciate the company. I appreciate the conversations. I appreciate... No, no, no, it's not unfortunate. It's unfortunate waking up super early. I love it, but like...
03:05:31 you know dude it's like it's cold it's it's six o'clock in the morning and I'm old alright I love spending time with her more than anyone in the world but I'm old dude and six o'clock is early so hey dudes thanks for being here I appreciate the company so so so so so much I hope that you guys go out there and
03:05:56 Have fun. Enjoy yourselves. Go well, dudes. Be cool. You can find me at Tales of Lumen right here on Twitch. You can find CCP right here as well, where I am at the moment. Give them a follow as well and come back for the next little adventure, whoever is up next. I can actually show that very briefly. Very briefly. I will just show you that there's an image.
03:06:21 Und es wird sagen, dass ein paar streamer sind, die in diesem Kanal sind. Ich bin nur ein, von vielen. Ihr könnt das auf der offizielle CCP Twitch-Kanal. Once I go offline, das wird die off-line-screen populateiert werden. Check die Leute, die hier sind super, sie sind cool. Und gib ihnen ein lieb. Yo, go well, be cool, guys! 07, fly safe.
03:06:50 Happy that.