Guest Stream: @CrashNaps SUMMER PVP YEETS WITH HONORARY FLORIDA MAN SORRY ABOUT MY CHATTERSOK LOVE U
EVE Online: CrashNaps im PvP-Einsatz mit unerwarteten Wendungen und Giveaways
CrashNaps taucht in EVE Online ins Solo-PvP ein, plant Banküberfälle und schließt sich einer Flotte an. Trotz anfänglicher technischer Probleme, unerwarteten Toden und Schwierigkeiten im Kampf, interagiert er aktiv mit den Zuschauern, veranstaltet Giveaways und sorgt für spannende Momente. Community-Aktionen und unerwartete Wendungen prägen den Abend.
EVE Online
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00:01:32 Shut the fuck up. Welcome in! Happy Friday! One moment please. One moment please. The mod view has the stream open by default. It's weird streaming on an account that's nice.
Stream-Start und Technische Schwierigkeiten
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00:01:58 Listen, that wasn't me, that was Slurm. I think Tails and Lumen did a little oopsie-woopsie and didn't change his stream key over before he had gone. I saw like a two-minute stream with his... That wasn't me, okay, I didn't accidentally hit the button. Not this time, at least. Welcome in, guys, give me justice.
00:03:40 I forgot we have to go royalty free. We gotta go royalty free. More classical music today. Please do not resize windows. Good advice. Very good advice, actually. Very good advice. Chat, hello, hello. Welcome in. Hope you're doing well. We'll give people a second to get in here. Happiest of Fridays to you all.
00:04:09 07s? You wanna see every pour? That's a little... Okay, hold on.
00:04:40 Welcome in gamers. Give me just a second. I'm goofing around with a couple of things. I love you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. I can't believe they let me do this again. It's a miracle. Gaston's hanging out, dude. The cat cam keeps crashing my OBS, so I'm working on a fix for that.
00:05:09 They bugged OBS. I might have to roll it back or something. But he's right here. He'll make an appearance to OBS.
00:05:54 You fucking...
00:07:15 Wie war's Friday-Treatin' you so far? Wie wir denn? Jesus Christ. Fuck.
00:07:35 If the stream not starts soon, the audience demolition the furniture? What does that even mean? Immediate threats. TTS is literally on. It's literally, it's literally on.
00:07:52 I'm worried about it. It's on, though. Did it not turn on? Oh, actually, wait. What the hell? Oh, wait. No, you guys are right. What the hell happened? Oh, I'm sorry. Nope, I'm a liar. I'm a liar. It's actually... What happened? Okay, it's enabled now. We'll see how long that lasts. We'll see how long that lasts. I love you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in today. Okay.
00:08:23 I did not consent to this. I did not. That's the foot we're gonna start this stream off on.
00:08:37 I'm so sorry in advance for the normal CCP viewers in the chat today. I already know my chat's going to be horrible. I already know that that's probably going to be the case all day. I apologize. But thank you guys also so much for the support. The shitposting is a nice amount of support. You guys like this shirt?
00:09:01 Give me just a second, I want to give a little bit of a ramp up time, do the normal 15 minute thing. I'm not disappointed in you, I'm just completely ashamed of you. I still love you, but I just...
00:09:19 I have deeply rooted trauma from you. That's all. I love you guys, but my chat, that is. And everyone. I love this community. You guys are the best. Give me one more second. I'm getting a couple more things. Then we go.
00:09:53 Don't worry Trevor, it'll be fun!
00:10:47 Did you guys offline hype train me again? Goddammit. Hold on. Hold on. Thank you so much.
00:12:53 We're so back. You guys banking up your CCP points for the AT tournament? To recklessly gamble them? I'll give you a hint on the first ship. It's too expensive.
00:13:22 It's way, entirely, too expe- Well, it's not that bad. It's not that bad. I love you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. Give me just a moment. Almost there. Let's get, let's... Start, start spamming. Pump the ch- Can I get some emoji spam in here? What are you guys doing? It's Friday, baby. It's the end of the week. Let's go!
00:14:09 Yes, this is Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner. Good job, good job. He's got your back.
00:14:49 Why are we starting with this? That's okay, that's pretty tame. We're gonna make it through this stream together, chat. It might be a little stressful, but we're gonna make it through it.
00:15:12 Oh, just one more moment. Let me turn down the tunes just a wee bit here. Holy shit. It's going so hard.
00:15:42 How are you guys doing? Can I, uh, just, if you're awake right now in this chat, can I get a hello? Hello. Hello, chat. I just want to see who's up. Who's in this chat typing right now? Let's see how many typers we have. Yeah. Alright, that's a lot of typers. Let's go. That's good.
00:16:10 Eat it. Not this guy. Yes, this guy. I'm back, buddy. I totally understand that feeling, though. It's hot. Take the shirt off. If CCP gives me permission, I will. I don't give a f***. What am I drinking? Iguana juice.
00:16:40 Actually, that's a chameleon, I'm sorry, I don't know my animals. Um... Mostly... Water. Mostly water.
Pläne für den Stream und Solo-PvP
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00:16:53 Chad, I've missed you since last Friday. I hope you're, uh, I hope you've been having a great week so far. Mine's been a little crazy. Family's doing a little bit better. Family's doing a little bit better. I've been a little tilted this week. Um, doing some variety streams. Doing some other stuff. But, um, fully committed to trying to get you guys some fun content today. Welcome in. Thank you so much for watching. Hope, hope you're doing well. Um, and honestly...
00:17:23 Tanji is pretty chill so far. We might have a relatively normal stream today. That's exciting. That's exciting. I apologize in advance. They might go easy on me. They did not go easy on me last Friday. They did not go easy on me at all. We might... Yeah, okay. Yep, that's...
00:17:46 Yes, Doltrev is right, I'm the healthiest man alive. Um, hold on. Let me get out this space. So, um, let's not talk about everything with this fit, but let's just say I wanted to start it off with a good ol' Gnolroam and see how that goes. Um, if you guys are down for it... Let me pause this one just real quick. If you guys are down for it today, um, depending on...
00:18:14 Depending on what we run into out in space and if people are interested, I'd love to take some goofy skyhooking fleets out. We'll see if people are interested or not. To be honest, I didn't want to stress myself out too much today with fleet comms. You know, the thing about being on the CCP channel is, like, I already get sniped unbelievably hard on my channel, but then with that many more people watching and the fact that, I swear to God, I land in Vale every single time I yeet.
00:18:44 I just don't want to, if I'm going to put anyone through the misery of getting blobbed, I'd rather it just be myself. You know, but we'll mess around with it. We'll see how people are feeling after this first yeet and kind of check back in. Sorry, the classical music is going incredibly hard right now. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Let me put this up here. Popping a filly. You guys like the shirt?
00:19:12 Here, here, I'll get up close. Less buttons? Should I just ask Convict how naked am I allowed to be on stream? I don't want to...
00:19:43 Bro, I showed some shoulder last time, and I was like, I don't know about this. I don't know about this. I didn't get in trouble. Maybe I should have. But it went pretty well. Chat's nice and chill today. We're vibing. Do it for the people. Scandalous. Chat's moving quick in here. Thank you guys so much for that, by the way. Wix, how are you doing? Mods, would you mind doing a, like... What's my...
00:20:10 I should probably actually promote my channel a little bit this time. Actually I'll pin it.
00:20:17 There's my info. Alright, let's get down to business. Let's go find some fights, shall we? Oh boy, okay, we have money. We have money. Okay, 240 close. 240 close? We're robbing banks. Start the day off, I'm robbing some banks, boys. I'm in a little bit of a spicy fit. We'll see how it goes. You have no power here, Gandalf the Great. I literally have mod.
00:20:47 See this? See the little green sword? Oh, you don't. You don't. Oh, okay, I see, I see. Prove it, ban off. Listen, CCP said, please don't ban anyone unless you absolutely have to.
00:21:10 And to be completely honest with you, banning Oaf does seem completely necessary. Would we agree, Chet? Chet, we do a quick democratic process. All of us get on the same page here.
00:21:27 Can we all agree that it's for the best? I'm just kidding. I'll leave him alone. I can't do it to him. Not on the official channel. That's too mean. They timed him out last time. They griefed him. I think Ash just got home. Hello? I'm sorry, I should not have paused Tangio.
Vorstellung von Ashley und Giveaway-Ankündigung
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00:21:50 Hi, babe! Ashley's home. She's actually home for a little bit of the stream, so she'll say hi to you guys. Maybe.
00:22:09 So, um, just to catch everyone up that's tuning in, my name is CrashNaps. I like to do a lot of solo PvP. I'm gonna skip the Tangier parties today, but account for them, okay? So there was one. I'm also doing a giveaway again today because you guys are amazing. So, um, I might do the Wheel of Stupid. I might do the Wheel of Stupid today. We might just condense it.
00:22:36 We'll figure it out later. I'll see how much time I've got. But that's 108 spins on the Wheel of Stupid. Everything will be explained later. Everything will be explained later. But I've got a little giveaway for you guys later on today. This bank is massive. There's 12 people in system. There's 12 people in system. I'm going to go rob it. How is music volume, guys? Are you getting beat over the head with these absolute classical bangers right now? Or is the volume okay? How are we doing?
00:23:04 Not loud enough? Pretty okay? See, in mid, audio seems okay, no fucky-wucky right now. Oh, I just put on a 10-hour loop of cat videos in case I had to step off cam for any reason. They can just see the cat videos in the background.
00:23:26 Okay, so this is the part where I hand the stream over to you. You take over. I'm gonna go... Do you know how to fly this? Yeah, you do. Okay, so you're gonna hand... Here's what you do. As soon as someone comes in, you control click here, and then you just slam your head on the keyboard. Roll it that way. You'll be fine. It's cap stable. I'm just kidding.
00:23:52 The real streamer has arrived. How was your day? Terrible? Fuck yeah. We love to hear it. It's Friday! It's Friday! Yeah, it was just a little bit of a... I didn't know what to expect. Mojito.
00:24:20 Ja, ja. Aber nur die...
00:24:26 I had to clip farm. I had to clip farm. It wasn't water at all, was it, Steve? It literally is mostly mojito mix with a very small amount of rum. Okay, but we're not getting sloppy today, all right? I'm a classy... I have decorum when I'm on this channel, okay? Not on mine, but on this one, yes. Thank you guys so much for tuning in today. Let's start our first bank robbery. We have 236 million isk.
00:24:53 I'm probably going to get fisted in here, but we'll give it our best shot. How are you doing? Do you want to fly the ship? No. No? You're just hanging out? Do you want a chair? I feel bad. You're just... No, no, it's okay. I just wanted to say hi. She just wanted to say... Everyone, can you do me a favor? Can you say hi to Ashley, please? Can I get a hi Ashley in the chat? Can I...
00:25:20 You still have to work today, right? Yeah, she's going to be work from home, so that's short for she's not going to get anything done because I'm going to be yelling very loudly all day. She's gotten used to it. We need to get you better noise-canceling headphones for work from home days. Eww. True, cringe. Cringe. Absolutely cringe.
00:25:48 Okay, okay. Thank you so much for saying hi. Do you want to responsibly pour me a mojito? Maybe? A virgin mojito? Chat, ashes crashes? Yes, that was my wife. Yes.
00:26:13 Oh, no, I pulled that one. Is that a fucking Varger? Oh, God. Do I leave now, or can I... Fuck, I don't have... Hear me out here. I don't think I can get underguns. I think I'm absolutely fucked. What if they only bring... Are they waiting? Is he waiting for more people to come?
00:26:34 Monster! Absolute- Oh my god, what a pussy. Holy shit, I'm sorry for being mean, but there's no other way to put this. The guy is a fucking piss baby. I'm getting the fuck out of here. Maybe? Maybe I'm not. Maybe it's all mind game if he's listening to stream and he's struggling to tab between. Andy in a Varger.
00:26:58 Yeah, Andy, you're staying permaid, by the way. Andy, you are the worst human alive. Andy got banned from Stream for being cringe. And he's doing it again. He's doing it again, Andy. Why? Why, Andy? Maybe we can... I don't think we can pull away fast enough. Is he in Siege?
00:27:29 We might just fucking have it, Chad. Andy, I'm so disappointed in you. Like, for two reasons. First reason, you brought a Varger. Second reason, you brought a Varger. Third reason,
00:27:57 You brought a fucking Varger for a Deimos, Andy! I hate you so much. I'm gonna fucking heat it. Oh boy. Is this how this starts? I'm not running any other heat. I might have turned it off in time. Just... Just barely, boys. Just barely. Okay, we keep going. I'm just gonna coast on this grid for a second.
00:28:24 I'm just gonna coast off this grid and whine about Andy for just a second. Andy is currently banned from the channel and continues to be more cringe every time I see him out. I... I thought we had something, Andy. I thought we had something, Andy. And you bring a Varger?
00:28:47 I still forgive you. It's a good ship, you know? It's a pretty... What do you guys think about the Varger? Is it a pretty good ship? I said he was cool once, yeah. Andy, why do you gotta be the bad guy now? Why do you have to go on your villain arc? I'm just... It was a pretty sizable bank, to be fair to Andy. Needs a buff, poop ship. No bro love from Andy. To be fair, he could've...
00:29:16 Is there more people? There's a Drake Navy issue now? I don't know if Andy actually called people. To be fair to Andy, I think they just saw me. No one else really came in. It was just Andy. So to be fair to Andy, he could have been worse. He could have been worse. I guess my best move here is probably...
00:29:41 Wow, two banned members. AcidF, you know why you're banned. You unabashedly dogpiled the shit out of me. I was going to unban you in a couple days. But you were like...
00:30:02 We got the whole unban. I'm not even kidding you. This is my entire unban request list right now. That's insane. Hold on. Let me open up the unban request. Let's see here. Let's see. Let me do a quick unban request segment. It's literally both of them. I cannot make this up.
00:30:22 The only two people I have banned in my channel are upset enough about it that they're here right now. Oh my god. Alright. Acid. I can ban you from this. This feels like ban evasion, Acid. This feels like ban...
00:30:46 Okay. So, one moment, please. You came to my home. Hi, boys, love you. Surprise, there was 15 more coming. Blobbed the crap out of me. I was kind of like, what the hell, Acid? That's pretty messed up. And I asked him during, like, why are you bringing so many people? But he never really gave me an answer. So, so I just banned him.
00:31:14 This is not the first time, though. Acid, this is not the first time. Holy shit, that's a lot of stuff. Should I unban you? Who brought the boys? Is it Andy? Andy, did you bring all these people out here? Or was it Acid? Which one was it? This dude again? What the hell? Z Emano Pinceladas? Your chat history. You want me to pop this out?
00:31:45 The message before this was, I prefer female dancers. I have... I'm in Intel? Okay. What is that about? Um, Zemancel Pinceladas? Me Tink and Regret? Okay, okay. Let's do the unban request right now. Hold on, please.
00:32:08 Acid, I was gonna unban you. I just... I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Send unban. Andy. You are malformed. Do better.
00:32:33 Oh, God. Okay. Yep, the Loki's getting me. The Loki's getting me now. I might not make it out of here alive. Does he have... Does he not have tackle, though? Does he not have tackle? Hold on one second.
00:32:56 Ich kann mich auf diese Stupid-Glasses machen. Ja, da ist ein Proteus, da. Was range geht? Ja, wir sind. Wir sind. Ich denke, wir werden es, Chat. Für einen Moment. Ich denke, wir werden es, Chat. Für einen Moment. Ich denke, wir werden es in den Moment. Ich denke, wir werden es in den Moment. Ich denke, wir werden es in den Moment.
00:33:37 I know, so landing in its space is always like, I love these guys. Like, I honestly, genuinely, they even gave me a coaster at FanFest, okay? Look, look. I think I'm in an abusive relationship with Initiative. They're so nice to be, I'm friends with them. And then I get into their space and they're like, Hold on. Oh my God, he's still fucking going. I get into their space and they're like,
00:34:08 Bite down on that pillow, son. Bite down on that. That's the exact vibe I get every time I'm in a space. Why do you do this to me? Why do you got... Why do we have this relationship initiative? Every once in a while they actually are like, let's give him an okay.
00:34:31 Honestly, a lot of the other stuff that came in wasn't super terrible, but with the Varger on Grid, I can't really do much. Stay out of Fountain. Why do you guys... Why are you guys so feisty about Fountain? Am I a serious threat to Fountain in my Deimos right now?
00:34:53 Bro, are you dr- I'm fucking moist right now, Zemanel Pinsaladas. What do you mean, dude? It's an odd question. You seem like a neat- Wait, wait. Wait, did you intentionally misspell neat? N-E-E-T? You're a dirty thief? Fair, fair. I am. I am a little piece of shit thief.
00:35:24 Slow down dirty. Okay, alright. I tell you what, I'm definitely dying in this system or next door. Oh, I'm being pretty responsible today, to be honest. I just thought it would be funny to drink.
00:35:44 Out of the chameleon mode. I just thought that would be silly. Oh god, we're going through SeaTek N4. Yeah, this ship is dead. At least, I gotta say, at least we didn't land in Veil. At least we didn't land in Veil. Last time I streamed on the channel, we landed in Veil three times. I'm just gonna keep it going.
00:36:12 Why is it that any stream you steal chat turned into a PvP? Why is it that any stream you steal chat turned into a PvP event? What does that mean? You guys are popping off today. I appreciate it. Thank you so much for watching. I won't drama farm too hard. I'm just trying to find a way out of this. Not very kind. Okay, there's a saber.
00:36:41 Um, but he's not on the gate. I'm gonna do a little dipskies here. That is a lot of Sinos up right now, actually. What is that about? There's an Inic Garmor, Pak. Pak, be nice. Pak, I know that name. I saw you in local. Pak, can we crack out a deal here?
00:37:08 Pack, du und ich, wir gehen weiter zurück. Wir gehen weiter zurück.
00:37:17 I'm just bouncing around real quick, Chat. Obviously, I don't have OPSEC on. So this is... I should probably start repping this furiously. Did I not bring Nanite Paste? Alright, alright, alright. One second, one second. Yo, in it, guys. Would you do me a huge solid? Does anyone have Nanite Paste real quick? I totally forgot the Nanite Paste. I fucked up a little bit. Does anyone have Nanite Paste?
00:37:44 Chat, anyone nearby, I could really use a small amount of Nanite paste right now. I'll add you in a fleet. Could you do a drop-off? I'll pay you a high price. Can we not type... Thank you, mods. Can we not type my cock is bigger in the CCP official channel? Can we not do that today?
00:38:14 Goddammit. Why is this safe so bad? What kind of safe did I make here? That was a terrible safe. What happened to my sick classical music? I know I'm in staging. I know I shouldn't be here, but hear me out in it. I'll just ask in local. Do you guys have any paste?
00:38:45 I seem to have forgotten it. Do I trust them? Sure do. Can I trust you guys to do a clean deal?
00:39:13 Come on, they'll do it, right? Who do we add? Batal says, I swear with all my heart, does he look trustworthy? Holy shit, what happened to your eye, dude? I could give you some if you let me tag you for kill mail later. That's fair. Alright, he's trying to like, alright, he's, I see.
00:39:39 I'll even pay you to give it to you, says Andy. Is Andy paying some sort of weird reparations, or is he going to betray me again? What do you guys think, chat? Who do we trust in Local with this? Assets is saying he's going to drop it at the sun. Let me just look. Ah, shit, I'm not on scan with the sun right now. Let me go somewhere nearby. Definite betrayal.
00:40:10 I only say the same as Geeta. Okay, so... Incoming Varga for sure. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Andy has literally... He's literally... It's a back and forth with Andy. It's a 50-50 toss-up if he's going to betray me or not. He has genuinely been done an absolute solid multiple times. Sun there is a can. How many people are at the sun right now?
00:40:40 Was I bored yesterday? Okay, okay, alright. Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. There's a can at the sun, right? Let me just check the scan real quick. Okay, so we've got... Yeah, this seems safe. Drake, Navy, Catalyst, Proteus, Gila. How many Lokis do Lokis? Ishtar Fitness? Am I... Do I feel comfortable? You can escape...
00:41:08 So, just making sure no one else takes it. Ah, I didn't think about it that way. So, chat, what do we do? Do I invite, narrow the scan? Oh, I'm on .5. I'm on, I'm looking at, oh, actually, sorry, no, no, no, you're right. Or are you guys warped off? It's just an epithel. I'm cap stable, I can rep them? Ah, here we go.
00:41:42 I'm just... The ship's gonna die. Let's just start the candlelight. Do I trust this guy? Oh god, I'm a little far away from it. Andy isn't a Hugin. Andy? For once? Please. I'd...
00:42:13 Oh my god. This is why I'm in this abusive relationship. They, every- They let me take it! The world is healing! Okay, let me just, let me fix my pro- Oh god. They're at the gate. I know where to go. They'll never expect this.
00:42:45 They'll literally never expect this. Perfect. And then we go this way. Stand up, guys!
00:43:06 Der Stand-Up Guys, hold on. Before I feed to you guys, would it be chill if I just repped my, um... I feel, I gotta feed to you now, okay? That was, that was actually hella chill.
00:43:18 All is forgiven. All is forgiven. That was very chill of you. Um, do you guys mind if I, like, go inside of a certain complex? It would be hella chill if you brought just enough to absolutely cook me, but not, like, so much that I cry myself to sleep tonight. Would that... That might be too much to ask. I understand. If not, but I'm gonna... What if you want Gauntlet at the Sun?
00:43:45 Should I go into the bank, or should I do... Oh god, the Phantasm's right at the Plex. I'm just gonna go in for now. I'm gonna... If the Phantasm lets me, I don't know. We'll see. He would be really nasty inside anyways with that AV. They're being so... I'm... Wow, you guys are actually... You guys are making me emotional. They're letting me...
00:44:14 They let me do it. Did we just hit the button? Did we just fucking do it? You guys, this is not good advice. You know what? I know this isn't gonna go well. Stream is now in it propagand. Yeah, 100%. They fucking played me like a fiddle.
00:44:44 WE DO BATTLE?! Cancel the repair. Oh god, Huguen Varger. Um... Alright, Andy, do me a solid. Just don't smack me with the Varger yet. Let me see... Let me see if I have a chance... ...in the hell of killing this Drake. Can you just give me, like, a moment to... Oh my god, the Huguen webs. Oh, I'm so fucked with the Huguen webs. Let's start the reps.
00:45:10 Early-ish, and then heat, and then heat this, and then heat this, and pray that we catch them in time. Oh god, he's already pulling range. Um, Drake's pretty tanky too. Hugin, there's not a lot of good targets here, boys. Um... I wonder how long I can tank for. I did take my drugs. They're not good drugs, though. I should have brought better Exile. That probably would have turned the tide in this fight. I...
00:45:42 I'm not even going to rip the implants out of my head, alright? Can this just be a peace offering? Next time I'm in your space, can you just beat, can you not beat the snot out of me? Get everybody on that pod. It's not like a crazy pod, but I won't rip the implants, okay?
00:46:05 Get on the pod. You're right, Hirom OG, I should have shot them harder. Chad, I'm sorry for failing you. I'll do better next time. Um... I'll try to... Well, well, hold on, Starfall. Oh, he's not inside. So... You guys should all whore on the kill mail. I would... It's not like a crazy pod? Belonga mode on? What does that mean?
00:46:35 Geeta hat mein nächste Fitt. Oh, Geeta ist ein AT-Pilot. Das sollte ein guter Fitt sein, dann. Es ist ein guter Fitt. Es ist ein guter Fitt. Es ist ein guter Fitt. Okay. Ich glaube, Geeta. Ich glaube, Geeta wird nicht so guter Fitt sein. Er ist ein guter Fitt. Er ist ein guter Fitt. Er ist ein guter Fitt. Er ist ein guter Fitt.
00:46:56 Oh shit, Geeta, I got the link anyways. Don't worry, I got you, I got you. The Moobot doesn't like it, but I can see the link.
00:47:27 Seems good. Seems good. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Nice, thank you. Let's try it out. Sure, sure, that seems great. That seems fun. Seems like a good time. Let's try it out. Let's give it a shot. I love it when you guys send me fits. Oh, this fits seems fun.
00:47:52 Ich denke, ich habe es gesagt. Ich habe es gesagt, ich habe es gesehen, ich habe es gesehen, ich habe es gesehen, ich habe es gesehen, ich wusste, ich wusste, ich wusste, was ich zu senden. Die Divine Punishment, Geeta? Wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt, wir haben das schon gesagt.
00:48:22 This ship is the equivalent to trying to play piano if you didn't have arms. It's so many buttons to press.
00:48:40 No matter, like, but you're always gonna, like, it's just, it's just a nightmare. It's an absolute, it's horrible. I hate it. I have it saved. I didn't need the EVE workbench link, you absolute monster, but I'll do it. I'll do it on the CCP stream, sure.
00:48:58 So, um, we've got a mega pulse laser, a mega beam laser, a 1400 howitzer, a repeating cannon, a neutron blaster, a 425 rail, and a torpedo launcher, because we need, we need some missiles on there. I appreciate that little touch. Um, that's, that's nice. Let's skip ahead a little bit. We got here.
00:49:23 Where is the Defender Launcher? Geeta, could you revise this for next time so we can have the proper tech on there? No Defender Launcher? Pretty amateurish for an AT pilot to forget the Defender Launcher. What did I do? Did I forget how to buy a ship? Okay, we're good. We're good.
00:49:53 If I kill so, yes. I think I've actually gotten a kill in this fit before. Just, just one ever. We've flown it a couple times in the past. I think I've got, maybe, I might not actually have a kill in it. We might have gotten absolutely fisted every time we try to do it. Maybe today will be different. It's not even expensive. It's efficient. Like, the enemy won't know what's coming. We have bonuses for these weapons, right?
00:50:22 All in all, maybe it's not that bad of a fit. Maybe I just need to believe in it more. Maybe that's... Yeah. I need to stop being so negative. Jita's an AT pilot. He wouldn't steer me wrong. Guys, he's got solid theory. Um, hold on. Praxis? Ship, ship hangar? Praxis. Oh!
00:50:50 Divine Punishment V2. Hier, hier, hier we go! What? CummyPancake says, well I'm an AT pilot and I'm compli- I, they, I get invited to, I mean I get invited to AT teams. I hear you dude. How does that happen? How does that happen? Alright.
00:51:23 Let me preload some of this. He was nice enough to put the ammo in there. I appreciate that. Scan resolution and tracking speed script? I don't know. I mean, what do you do in a situation like this? Quake? Where we got the blasters left and the beams. We need gleam, of course.
00:51:50 I better bring some nanite paste in case I use a little bit of heat this time. Let's not, let's not make this, we gotta learn from our mistakes. 250 should do, I think. Thank you init for the fight, by the way, sorry, I didn't, that was pretty funny. Um, how much was the pod? Oh, it wasn't, oh actually, is it that cheap? It was like a mix of mid and lows, whatever that fit was.
00:52:21 Surely this time he will kill something. Maybe, alright? Maybe. Just... Have some faith. Do I have enough ammo for a couple reloads? Yeah. Nanite paste? Sick. Signal fives?
00:52:39 Check. What else do I have on my little checkbox here, chat? Let's bring six. I'm ambitious. Drone bay? This is the worst part. This is the absolute worst part. He put Praetor EV900s, Wasp ECs, three salvage drones, SW900s, tracking disruptor drones, and a civilian? Two civilian mining drones.
00:53:08 I hate you so much. I hate you. I hate you so much. What the fuck, bro? Do I have a cool skin for this at least?
00:53:22 Ice Cloud Investigators Genelution Dazzle. That fits. Honestly, that looks sick as fuck. They might actually think I've got a competently fit ship with this skin on. Oh, back the fuck up. This guy's kind of aesthetic. Yeah, no. Alright. My favorite part is when I undock and I see all of the different modules that I have to deal with. Here we go again.
00:53:50 Chat, how are you guys doing? Happy Friday. Sorry, I know I'm being a lot right now. Are you guys having an okay time? Thank you so much for tuning in. If you're enjoying the stream and want to check me out on my normal channel sometimes, maybe hit the... I don't know if we've got a thing posted. Oh no, we got a different thing posted. You can check me out at...
00:54:14 The little twitch.tv slash crashnaps thing. Maybe hop in my Discord and shitpost some memes too. Thanks in advance. Love you guys. Okay, we're getting back out there. So, um, this is the point where you guys say, Crashnaps, group your modules. Hey, hey, dumbass. Hey, stupid. You gonna group those?
00:54:40 To which I respond, I can't. I can't group. You're right, I should have gotten the like three isk of insurance on the Praxis. I didn't get the Geico insurance policy on this one. I think it's like literally nothing though, so yeah, don't worry, don't worry. It's really bad on the Praxis, so it's not on the SOCT ships. It's literally nothing.
00:55:06 Do I need... Wait, wait, wait. You forgot a load of expired boosters and carbon. That's a good point, Zanetta. I don't think I'm gonna go back for it, though. I think we... I feel like I've got enough to get the job done. Please don't land in Veil.
00:55:29 Please don't put me in Veil again. We're a fountain. Anywhere but those two places. Thank you, Eve gods. Alright. Let's see what happens. Straighten to Horde staging. Horde hasn't been too bad recently. I don't want to speak too soon. Come to Curse. We'll see where I land. Whatever happens.
00:55:55 Good luck, have fun if I fight you. Um... We're needlejacketed off. We're going. Let's go! Let's go, baby!
00:56:10 We're in Delve. Oh shit, we're in Delve. Okay, this is a weird... Oh shit, there's fucking Synergy of Steel. There's 58 people. Oh, okay. Alright, alright. Is this thing adept at robbing banks? I think so. Maybe I just try to rob a bank with it. Oh yes, 150 mil. Methinks that will line the pockets quite well. My billfold will get...
00:56:39 Very girthy from this, from this bank. We shall go, chat. UEXOTACZ. Take 30 years to get out of the bubble. No, no, no. Genetic Bunny, we got a trick for that, okay? We just, we just log off trick.
00:57:00 Surely this will- What do you guys think? Actually chat, you guys can pick for me. Do we not bother with the bank at all? Do we just go, do you want me to set a route? Send it? Thank you guys so much for tuning in. I see a lot of my chatters, I see a lot of new people in here. Noob on drugs, bank or nothing, go bank. Rob them all? Hell yeah. What the fuck are you guys doing here? What the fuck?
00:57:27 What the fuck are you... Okay, it makes kind of some sense that they're here. Are you kidding me? Ah! You guys think I can re-approach the gate here?
00:57:57 Boys, hear me out. I am very fucked. But what if I wasn't, question mark? What a plot twist that would be.
00:58:24 We all want a happy ending, right? Fuck, is anyone close? I go over the jackdaw. I go over the jackdaw. Just go easy on me for a second. Oh my god. Oh, I gotta activate all the modules.
00:58:45 Come on! Hit him with everything! Oh god, he's at range already. I'm doing no damage. We're already through armor.
00:59:36 We send it back. It's okay. Sorry. Trying to emotionally recover from that loss. I don't know. James did get dunked on. Why were they...
00:59:59 Why were there 49 people on the gate next to the system I landed in? People, why is there 49 of you? Did you name your corporation Therapy? That's okay, no matter, no matter.
01:00:30 Ich weiß nicht, ich weiß nicht, ob ich die Logs habe. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich das Jackdaw hatte. Ich weiß nicht. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich es war. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich es war. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich die Reden war. Ich habe... Oh, nein, das war die letzte Fight. Hold on. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich mich habe. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich eine Rep-Number habe.
01:00:56 Oh, das war von früher, ich denke. Das war von früher. Okay. Hatte ich noch ...? Hatte ich noch ...? Hatte ich noch ...? Hatte ich noch ...?
01:01:25 Hear me out. What ship do you guys want me to fly next? Okay, let's see what we got. Legion Vagre. Vagre. You spelt Vagre wrong, and it sounds like a slur. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that with any...
Giveaway eines Marshalls und weitere Pläne
01:01:51
01:01:51 Right after I said that, it sounded much worse. If you drop the R out of there, it's not a good name. Ragnarok, says Bunt in Erebus Nightmare. Okay, can you guys help me out with something? Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to take a Marshall, okay? A smart thing would be to just give this away to you guys.
01:02:21 We could do a poll. Should we see... Should we see... Should we see if we just do... No, I think Homie wanted me to fly it. We could give it away, or I could violently feed it. As if... Frigfleet?
01:02:47 Just die in 15 seconds exactly. I feel like it would be nicer to give it to someone else that might actually take the time to do blops with it. I'll feed stuff, but I don't know. Feeding a marshal? At this point, I mean, I've fed over 800 Bill worth of stuff. So it wouldn't be like, haha, dead marshal. But what if we give it away to someone? Give marshal. We can feed something else stupid.
01:03:16 If you guys want Marshall content, I'll buy my own and do Blobs content eventually. The problem with doing Blobs on stream is it's a little bit slow. Not that I'm pretty good at yapping about nothing for entirely too long, but I would have to really lock in while everyone else hunted around for targets.
01:03:42 Judging by the responses I've had so far tonight, I think I'd rather give you guys the Marshall and buy another one for shenanigans on my stream down the line. I think we in agreeance on that. How about this? How much is a Marshall worth right now?
01:04:10 Holy shit. Yeah, it's an expensive ship. Would you guys be chill if we just did that as the giveaway tonight and I take 100 spins off the wheel? I think that would be fair, right? Because that's like a lot of money. Maybe I'll sweeten the deal with a cool skin. I'll throw a skin in there too. Does that sound good? Are you guys okay with doing a marbles race like we did last time? So the only problem with the marbles race thing is...
01:04:36 You guys would have to pop over to my channel to hit exclamation mark play because I can't do it from CCP's channel. Do you guys want to do marbles again? It worked pretty good last time. We can just pin the stuff at the top. Is that cool with you guys? Let's get the giveaway out of the way. Maybe I'll do another sneaky one later. Thank you guys so much for tuning in tonight. Thanks for watching me be a dumbass. It's actually been quite fun. The drama within it was a riot. I can't...
01:05:04 Pretty unlucky that I landed directly back next to a giant innitfleet. You guys are just fucking cleaning me up today. Abusive relationship. We take care of a hundred spins, okay? And then Caroline stays on the wheel. Actually, how do I do this? You know what? I'll talk to Caroline. I'll see what they do there. Spyweir with the resident sleeper? Oh, I'm sorry. Were you taking a nap?
01:05:32 Did you use Resident Sleeper me? Spider, are you late, buddy? It's Friday, baby! Resident Sleeper? In my chat room? Excuse me? I'm sorry. Let's do a giveaway. One moment. I'm opening Steam.
01:06:02 Resident Peeper? Resident Sleeper is just the name of the emoji. It's meant to make me feel bad about myself. Like I'm boring you guys. I'm sorry. You're right. I gotta move faster. That was actually unintentional that that showed up. Listen, you guys didn't see that. I don't have 12 and a half hours in that game either. Okay, so let's do... Embarrassing. Okay. Marbles.
01:06:40 L- I- Listen, I don't know. One of you guys gave me that game. I haven't played it. I don't know. Seems weird. Seems weird. I would never play that. I just wouldn't do that. Me personally? Not my kind of game.
01:07:00 So salty goat, Yabo. I was very locked in, dude. I mean, no, that didn't happen. Nope. Nope. Didn't happen. Hold on, let me try to get... What is marbles doing? I'm sorry, guys. I'll get it open as quick as I can. It says it's launching, but it's taking its sweet time. I don't know what it's doing. Give me just a moment. I'm gonna give you guys a marshal. Did you check in on her? The horse girl? Yeah, I gave her some hay.
01:07:29 She's doin' fine. Stop! Stop talkin' about the horoscope, guys. Fuck! Okay, hold on. Should I just... Running install script? Hold on, let me... Is marbles just cooked? Give me... Let me try this.
01:07:55 One moment. I'm so sorry, I don't know why it's being a piece of shit right now. We could do it with Moobot, but I'd rather do it with Marbles. Marbles is a little bit more exciting. I see a loading circle. If nothing else, I'll restart. You guys gave me some ship options while I try to get that running. Let's try to get a ship going. What would be a fun... There we go, it's launching. Talwar?
01:08:24 You guys placing bets on which CCP staff members are degenerate enough to play the horse girl racing game? Oh, okay. Alright. So, if you guys wouldn't mind...
01:08:45 Um, I'm gonna pin a message real quick with my stream. A couple things. Wait, if I can manage to do this. There it is. Oh, Nyla got it. Okay, thank you, Nyla. I was just about to pin mine, but you got it. Okay, so what you guys are gonna do in just a second, I'm loading it up now. Um, if you pop over there on another tab, and when I tell you to, you'll be able to enter it. Just give me a second.
01:09:17 Exclamation mark play in my chat. And baby, while you're over there, if you've been enjoying the stream at all tonight, um, maybe throw a follow. No worries if not. And thank you guys so much for hanging out. Cheers. Hope you're doing well. Read pinned. Go over there. I'm gonna give you guys a little bit to actually pop over and exclamation mark play it. Is this song literally about to play?
01:09:45 We have to pause. We have to pause. This song... I shit you not, this song came on right as we were about to go racing. Exclamation mark play in my chat. You won't be able to do it over here, guys. You'll have to go to my channel to type it in since I'm guest streaming. Okay? Thank you.
01:10:19 We're getting some boys and girls. Everybody's popping in. Hell yes. Let's go. 130 of you. I think we can do better than that. First place gets a Marshall.
01:10:31 I think I'll just keep the spin amount, and I might do a bonus giveaway tomorrow, actually. Yeah, no, what am I saying? I was given this Marshall. That would be crooked. This, you guys just get, I keep the spins, we resolve them tomorrow on my stream. Or in the next week, whenever. Whenever I go live next, we resolve the spins. The Marshall's just a bonus. What am I saying? I was about to take 100 spins off for that.
01:11:00 That's some... Nah, fuck that. No. Thank you, guys. We're an emote only, so you... Once again, there's a pinned message at the top. Did you make a poll called which CCP staff play horse girl games?
01:11:26 But the... There's not even... I don't know what the... Mods, get your shit together. This poll's terrible. Okay.
01:11:34 Gamers, I'm going to give you 60 seconds, okay? I'm going to start the countdown. You have to pop over to my channel, maybe hit the follow button, and then hit exclamation mark play. I love you guys. Thank you so much. I'm seeing a few come in too. Rufoak2, ArcusXP, BritishZeus. Thank you guys so much for the follow. Battleaxe, Goddess, LostBoys2005, Joppa050, Riddick, Chappell, Estrial6.
01:12:02 Is that guy's name Dildo? Nope. Ditto, I'm sorry. Oh, baby! It's Triple! Oh, yeah! Calvin Drop. Fracture. Thank you guys so much for the follows.
01:12:16 60 seconds starting now. Last call, gamers. So I can go out and do some PvP. Get your stinky little marble in here. Go to twitch.tv slash crashnaps pinned at the top. Go into the channel, hit exclamation mark play.
01:12:34 Hit the follow button too, please. But no worries if not. Okay, get in. Get in. I see it stacking up. First place gets a Marshall. 30 seconds left. Hell yeah, indeed. Thank you guys so much for the tangias. Let's go!
01:13:13 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Jesus Christ. Mr. Gondrakush popping off, dude. DePegel makes it down the pegboard first. That's suiting. Um, let's see who runs away with it today. DePegel's got a lot of momentum, actually. Huge amount of momentum from DePegel.
01:13:42 Let's start giving a slightly different perspective here so you guys can see how absolute dogshit this map is. Holy shit, you guys are... Evil map, yes. Are the toons ranked enough? Z-Grey is in first.
01:14:12 Z-Grey getting that much closer to a marshal. Come on, baby! Let's go! Larkin! Who names himself Filthy Mudblood? Chill the fuck out, Lucius Malfoy. What the fuck? Alright. Z-Grey's moving backwards.
01:14:37 Filthy Mudblood keeps showing up. He might take it all. He might take it all. We'll see, we'll see. ZGrey getting boosted. Oh, ZGrey getting absolutely fucking launched backwards. Shit. D-Circuit. D-Circuit. Unfortunately succumbing to how dogshit of a map this is. F-Copy is up there.
01:15:12 It's so terrible. Oh, big launch from D-Circuit. The ramp's right there. Sorry, bad cameraman. Spiffy Storm?
01:15:32 Gets knocked back. Gets knocked back. Spiffy, come on. Come on, Barry. Fuck, he's dead. He's fucking dead. Good try, good try. Rufolk, too.
01:15:56 I cannot believe I timed the song that well, holy shit. It came out on accident and it ended right as Rufolk 2-1. That is insane. That is, the luck of that is insane. RUFOLK! Congratulations. Evil map is evil.
01:16:16 Rufolk 2. Rufolk, I think you are in here, obviously, but if you wouldn't mind giving your in-game name, you can use the IGN command if you've got it registered. Bunton has his registered to the Batani. Rufolk, let's up Rufolk 2 in-game. Congratulations, big guy. Congratulations, big dog.
01:16:44 Let's go, let's go. Create contract. Pains me to give up the marshal, but I hope you get some fun use out of it. Or maybe you don't use it and you sell it and you buy a bunch of fun ships. I hope you get some fun content out of it regardless. And thank you so much for watching today. Hell yeah. Let's go. I'm also... Yeah, let me do this first. Rufoak 2?
01:17:15 I'm also gonna give you 69 million isk. Ignore the description. Thanks, Mosschoppy.
01:17:44 I don't even shave. It just, it's just... It grows in all feminine. Um, so... Let's go! Free... Marshall, dude. Free Marshall, let's go, baby. Bucky shirt, yes. I got this from a gas station. I bought this shirt with a brisket sandwich from a gas station. I also bought this. You guys see this shit? It's a, um...
01:18:14 I promise this is water. Tastes like plastic. I don't know if this was built in a factory where OSHA was present. Yeah, it's like a gas pump, but it...
01:18:36 Es ist ein Douches. Das würde ein sehr... sehr... conspicuous... ...feminine Hygiene-Produkt. Das würde... das würde sehr wild sein. Ich weiß nicht, warum das... Was ist das auf der Kounter? Was ist das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das, was das...
01:19:05 Ladies in the chat! Any... I can't ask about that. Let's lock back in. Let's lock back in. Sorry for even asking that. Okay. Back to business, boys! Girls! Take out a Cenotaph and bling it up. So the problem with the Ceno is it's such a pretty terrible solo ship.
01:19:33 All right, you guys, I'll do a poll. I will do a poll. You guys will... Now hear me out. I'm fine with anything. Just vote responsibly, okay? Let me fly. One moment. I'll give you three options. In a two-minute poll, if you wouldn't mind voting.
01:20:01 Ich werde jetzt mal wieder rauskommen. Wir haben... Wir haben... Wir haben nur live in 20 Uhr, richtig? Wir sind okay? CCP, sind Sie in hier heute? Am ich alleine? Es ist, wie wir gerade in der Lage sind, in Iceland. Do I have any of... Do I have any of the CCP-homies in hier heute? Und ich bin so sorry, once again, über alles.
01:20:29 All of it? No Battle Venture? I mean... Is it that scary? I just wanted to say hi. It might be a case of nobody wants to let it be known that they were monitoring this stream while I was on it. Like, nah, I wasn't there. I have no idea what he did.
01:21:04 I don't think they're here. We're all alone, chat. That's a lot of trust. Convict, thank you. See, everyone at CCP, thank you so much again for letting me... It's like giving me the keys to the Lambo, which I understand why they wouldn't trust me with that. I hope I'm doing an okay enough job with it. I hope you guys are having some fun tonight. CCP, they're on. It's just the lawyers.
01:21:32 No, don't put that on the other guest streamers. Alright, don't... Don't put that on them, okay? I've got to do some kind of big giveaway during these streams. It's a bit of a special occasion for sure. The lawyers definitely aren't here. They need the plausible deniability, that's fair. Put some bread on your chest. Pardon?
01:22:06 Now, every guest streamer must lose a Praxis in 64 seconds after filamenting. I think that number might actually be accurate. You guys want some Battlecruiser action. Okay, hear me out. We have... We have... Good options. And we have silly options. A good option might be something like a Drekovec. A very silly option might be something like a Drake.
01:22:34 And it gets worse from there. A Drake would be mildly silly. We could do a Slepnir, too. Um...
01:22:43 They're tanky. His? His is fun sometimes. I feel like... I feel like we maybe go a little bit, like, more navy slash not super spicy, because we're already getting absolutely fisted. There's so many people watching that I feel like... Let me do a poll. I'll do one more quick poll. Sorry, guys. Now that we've reduced that down, choose your adventure.
01:23:12 Like a shitty R.L. Stine book. You guys remember those? Those like R.L. Stine books where you choose what to do and then you'd have to flip to the page with the outcome?
01:23:25 He's like, you chose to get inside of the haunted car. You fucking died, idiot. Anyone remember those? Just me? Your local book fair in fifth grade? R.L. Stine books? Yeah, you guys know what I'm talking about? You guys are old, right? I am, so hell yeah. Okay, you guys remember those? Sorry, let me get this poll.
01:23:53 ...Witch. Wie viele von euch Dreck? Dreck? ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch. ...Witch.
01:24:21 Does that sound okay? I'll throw a Cyclone on there, and then I'll throw, like... Merm? What about Brudix? Ooh, wait, hold on. What about... Ferox Navy? Boom, okay. Two-minute poll going up, if you guys wouldn't mind voting in that.
Abstimmung und Hydration im Stream
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01:24:50 Then we move. Let me see which is winning. Please vote in poll! If I was a betting man, I think Ferox Navy wins. I had a feeling, I'm already buying it. Close, though. You guys, please vote. Please rock the vote right now. I feel like... I am not... I'm pretty hydrated, dude.
01:25:19 We're staying hydrated. Dunglewolf. What's up, Dunglewolf? Normal fit. Blastermurm. Okay, and then Bunton. Are you trying to send me a fit as well? I'm sorry, I should have... Not again. Maybe later. Maybe later, Bunton. Not the Torp Rock. Thank you guys so much for the tangios. You guys have been so, like, reasonable today?
01:25:49 I think you got it all out of your system last week. That's crazy. I think I scared people as like, if you do something heinous with the TTS, I would probably... To be honest, that's a like... I guess it would depend how bad it was. And his name is John Cena! IRL 360 Fit Check?
01:26:21 Is that what you wanted?
01:26:48 Oder die Muscles? Ich habe keine. Ich wirklich nicht. Es ist pathetisch. Es ist... Ich habe mich in der Gym. Twitch-Streaming has been hard on my body. Das ist ein paar Leute. Ja, das ist... Ist das Scary? Ich bin ein schlubb-little Twitch-Streaming-Fuck.
01:27:13 Thank you guys, thank you. Thank you for the nice one. Okay, so Cyclone won actually. Holy shit, Cyclone took it. Oh, it was close!
01:27:38 I'm very surprised that Cyclone won. I'm very surprised. That's actually... Let's go! Solo Cyclone it is! I'll buy one! Let's go! Won by two votes! Two votes! Tangiers doubled? Oh shit. Are you guys hearing... Hold on, hold on.
01:28:11 I'm deaf now. Is that what's going on? It shouldn't be doubled. What? Well, it's playing right now. What's going on? This clip is just brutal.
01:28:41 Happy Friday, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about the incredibly loud Thomas the Trank engine. Shitpost tangio. I'm very sorry. This clip just is fucking up. That's weird. Okay, I think we're okay. Thomas the Trank, is it doubled right now? I don't think it is. I think we're good.
01:29:15 Bitredeem, oh, Bitredeem maybe got doubled? Okay, I'll take a look. Thomas is okay. Thomas is okay. I just want to make sure. Alright.
Geschenke, Schiffsanpassungen und Spielvorbereitung
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01:29:26 Unfitted Bobaroga, you know, Dexter gave me that, and I want to fly it with Dexter and Bjorn maybe at some point. I think that would be fun if they would like to do that. Otherwise, I just yeet it for you guys. I was given that as a gift, and I feel like I got a... That was a gift, so I'm like, I feel like I should save that one.
01:29:56 Was taken out of context. Oh boy, we're just getting started, aren't we?
01:30:17 Trying to get in the ship, I'm so sorry. Apparently the fit was a little too full. We need to... We need to finagle a couple things. We need to finagle a couple things. Um, let me just get some ammo in there. Nova Heavy. Navy Nova Heavy. Shield harmonizing. And then a whole bunch of 400s, I think. Yes, a whole bunch of 400s.
01:30:45 I don't think sound alerts are doubled, right? I think...
01:31:00 Are the sound alerts doubled right now? What the fuck? Okay, let me try this. Hold on. Properties? Wait, how many Kestrels? You guys just keep sending me them. 605? So I gotta focus up. I gotta get the ship out there, guys. Sorry. My bad. I'm getting distracted. We need to focus. Music?
01:31:30 Yes. This song right now. Hell yeah. Oh, I'm so ready. I'm inspired.
01:31:51 Was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was,
01:32:24 I was ready for the Pherox, but you guys wanted one of these. I'm gonna bring two blue pill boosties, and then we're gonna bro- Hard shell. Going hard shell?
01:32:43 I was wondering if that's what you were gonna fucking do with this. I was wondering if that's where that... I don't know how you guys still managed to fucking get me with these. Goddammit, man. Okay, throw those in. I only have room for one? Holy shit, this thing is full up. Yeah, fuck the hard shell. I'm probably not gonna make a ton of use of it anyways. We just...
01:33:13 Oh shit, still needs room for signals though. I drop one cap booster. And then I go hard shells. And then I go signals. Signal. We gotta get this shit show on the road. Hello? Me type? God damn it.
01:33:51 I hate you. I hate you. I love you, but I hate you. Thank you very much for the shitposts. Okay, we're almost there. I'm so sorry. Undocking?
01:34:10 B-Task, how are you doing, buddy? Shinji, hello, hello. Sorry. Trying to get the ship ready. Backbone, hello, hello. Yabo, Zequanta, what is up? How are you guys doing? Shadow Spinner, 629. Yo. Hello, gamers. Predleski. Cat meme videos on the TV. Yeah, I put on a 10-hour video of cat memes. I don't know why I did that. I just thought it would be a little silly thing to do.
01:34:39 Just being a silly goose.
01:34:45 Not a single, there was containers, but they're mostly filled with corpses that you guys send me, which is pretty fucked up. Like, just so many containers filled with dead bodies. It was a thing for a while, it was like every stream I would get just an unfathomable amount of dead bodies. Like, just sorry, I can't speak clearly, I'm thinking about the bodies I've seen.
01:35:16 So many bodies. Anyways, let's go fly spaceships. Did you add paste? Fuck.
01:36:02 I did not bring paste. So anyways, um... Let's just get out there, let's see if I can find a paste merchant. Let's look for a paste merchant, see what happens. I'm sorry boys, I failed you again.
Paste-Suche, Yvonne-Rufe und strategische Überlegungen
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01:36:26 I failed you again, gamers. 07, thanks for being here tonight. Joe Hendry, fucking guy. Fucking guy.
01:36:45 Can I get some Yvonne lines in the chat? Yvonne line? Yvonne line? Let's fucking go. Come on. Yeah, it's Friday, baby. Can I get some fucking Yvonne lines in the chat? Yvonne line! Yvonne line! Come on! We can do better than this! I'm sorry, I forgot the... I have to distract you guys. Don't worry. We'll find paste. I'm sure there's some just laying around. Yvonne line!
01:37:10 Yvonne, let's go, baby! I'm so sorry for forgetting the pace. I'm, like, actually traumatized. I cannot believe I did that twice in one night. I'm so ashamed of myself.
01:37:29 Anyways, here's some more classical music. Eve Online, let's go! Happy Friday to all of you. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, CCP, for letting me briefly ruin your stream. And thank you all for being along for the ride. If you guys aren't enjoying the stream at all, consider hitting the follow button over on twitch.tv slash crashnapps. Okay, let me...
01:37:56 So I can't really rob a bank in this thing. I could, it's not the best idea. We could do it. Kind of a dumb fucking idea because I've got an MWD on. Gate to gate? Let's be honest, I'm in Calavalo Expanse. P-Horde, historically, has a thing for fisting me. In-game, in Minecraft, they have a thing.
01:38:19 Für RUINING MY LIFE. BUT! RECENTLY! LESS SO! Mit dem moving around and stuff and getting beat up a little bit. It just depends. I think they are the group that has killed me. I actually looked up the stats last night. They are the group that has killed me more than any other group in this game. I think followed by Frat, and then followed by Goons. Yeah, we're fucked. Alright, sorry. I should not have... Let me look on the map and see where we should go.
01:38:50 Okay, so... Wrong. Average pilots in space, that's what we want. I've got a route. I'm sorry we got chicken jockeyed, boys.
01:39:20 Oh, he skipped.
01:39:50 Fucking... Please. GTAC KCFT up next.
01:40:03 Flute song, please. If you guys feel so inclined. The way people are doing this is by going to my channel and then going to the About section and finding the Tangia. You guys have been pretty responsible tonight. Color me impressed. I like the distribution of Tangia. I've actually had the ability to speak tonight. It feels good. I know at any moment it could get really bad. Thank you, guys. Cheers.
01:40:33 I have a route, okay? We're kind of going gate to gate. I'm just checking scan for any potential targets. We've got Brownie Sunday in here. Curious... Oh shit, they actually played... Is this the full one? Oh my god, Claraine, you legend.
01:41:29 P-Hort space is weird. Let me see. Let me just check this route real quick. Let me take a look at the TomTom real quick. This is kind of fucking dead through here. We eventually run into some signs of life. Yeah, a little quiet actually. Maybe I go a different direction. Maybe this is for the best. Gunbot in a capsule.
01:41:57 A fellow Hype Train member just popped up in System next to me. Where did he go? He's just traveling through. Go to EFM? What do you guys think? What's the route? What's the route, chat? Be honest with me. What's the route? I'm sorry, Providence. I'm really sorry about that.
01:42:25 Oh, wait, are you bringing me Nanai Paste? I can wait. EFM Boom Boom? EFM Boom EFM Boom, so not good. I am literally going towards staging. Going towards staging doesn't mean I'll go directly into staging. Why is the big man looking at the small man with the flute? I think he's looking at him romantically, if I had to guess. I think he's...
01:42:54 I think he's giving him the male gaze. To be completely honest with you, I think that's what's happening there. I'm not 100% sure. I never really thought about that before. And I'm... I didn't want to. And now... This is a lot to digest. Nemesis. Why am I locking up the gate? Nemesis is gone. Cloaked, warped.
01:43:26 We jump through, we jump through. The original story back then. Oh no. Another Tangier party. I'm behind on a few of these, so I will keep stacking them up. We are, I think, at 111 spins. Thank you guys so much. We'll take care of that later.
Tangia, neue Spieler und PvP-Vorbereitungen
01:44:03
01:44:03 Some days I go live and I wonder which tangio will make me lose more faith in humanity. Out of all of them. Somehow it's the twerking taco that hurts me the most. It wounds me.
01:44:26 I shouldn't have said that. We were doing so good with Natanzia Spell. We were doing so good. That period of time is over. Everyone's waking up, it seems. Oh no. I love you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in. I'm sorry for the shitposting. Take care of yourselves. Happy Friday. Thank you so much for watching. Is anyone new to EVE Online today? I'm sorry. I hope I'm not scaring you away. Ask me serious questions about how to play this game.
01:44:56 In the chat. New bros? New bros, speak up. Any first-time chatters? John Stick, yes I do. It's always... I know you're not new, okay? Riddick Chappell, I'm newish? Hell yeah. I'm regretting everything, fuck. Can you do serious? Yes, I can. Yes, watch this, watch this.
01:45:28 Hold on. I knew today, Estriel 6, I got you. What you're going to want to do...
01:45:40 Try out Abyssals. Okay? Try out Abyssals. If you just want to make some money right off the bat, do Abyssals. You can do like day one, day two. Easy money. Number two. Actually, number one is find a group. Number two is do Abyssals. Find a group that does the activity you're interested in doing. Number two. If you just want some money quickly, I think Abyssals will teach you about combat mechanics and make you better money than a lot of other high-sec things will.
01:46:08 Okay, I hope that helped. Jordan and Noblock, please don't do that, but I totally understand if you do. It's a very valid way to, you know. I get it, I get it. I missed the part where that's my problem. So far, this ship is living a long time. You guys are just going to keep chicken jockeying, aren't you?
01:46:45 Das ist okay. Das neue Charakter count? Hm
01:47:12 I am the Storm, baby! Let's go! Yes! Sorry. Happy Friday. Have you ever had 22 inches of meat in your mouth?
01:47:41 It's a little quiet around these parts. I'm sorry that we're keeping ourselves entertained with the visuals of Yoda eating the banana right now. So far, nothing really on scan. So far... Wrong button, sorry. So far, nothing on scan. Nothing important, at least. We're going gate to gate. We've got nine jumps till staging.
01:48:14 Ja, es ist nicht, das, das stream ist nicht für alle. Ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, ich, es ist ein mess. Es ist ein bisschen messy over hier. Thanks. Thanks for being with me.
01:48:30 We did really good for the first half. And then it got so bad. Out of nowhere, everyone started popping off. There's a heck eight. There's a heck eight. Quick pause, just in case this guy's... Oh, we fucked off immediately. Sorry. My bad. Shouldn't have even bothered pausing. I will pause it if we get a good fight. Or a fight, I should say. Anything interesting, I will pause the tangent. Great stream for the Varger-loving crowd.
01:48:59 Yes. How many Varger Enjoyers in the chat? Varger Enjoyers rise up. How many Varger Gamers with us tonight? I'll plus one too. Oh my god. Why every stream someone plays this?
01:49:36 Please stop. It's so scary, why do you keep playing this? It's not my birthday, it's not my birthday for the record.
01:50:05 Thanks boys. Thanks boys. Thank you.
01:50:27 Das ist ein guter Camel. Ich bin honnert. Ja, baby, was die picture you chose to use for that jelly? Ich habe nicht gesehen, das in ein paar Mal gesehen. Oh, boy, das one fucking kills me every time. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Chat. A little early. The photo.
01:50:56 Okay, alright. We're good, we're good, I gotta lock in. It's PvP time. You need a fucking instant replay? There you fucking go. Is that the Aliens meme guy? I think we actually have an emoji of my face pasted on him. Oh shit, I might have yanked it out of the computer. Oh fuck.
01:51:21 Oh, it's making beep boop noises. Hold on. I got this shit. I'm going under the desk. Hold on. This is a routine. I'm so sorry. It's devolving quickly. It's devolving very quickly in here. We gotta...
01:51:39 We're flying a Cyclone solo. Um, I'm not exactly going for bank robberies because I have an MWD on this fit. Thank you guys so much for the Tangier parties. I am adding them. Ah, you bitch. You bitch. Absolutely disrespectful.
01:52:08 TCP, ich bin so sorry. I hope in time you'll forgive me for this stream. For the Emperor.
01:52:37 All right, so, I mean, it's Twitch. This is just kind of how Twitch is. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Thanks. Thank you. Happy birthday. I'm 18 years old today.
01:52:59 I love you guys. Thank you so much for all the support. The Tangia is getting a little crazy. Peppa Pig Turbo Redeem, that's a good one. I haven't seen this. That's a rare Tangia poll.
01:53:34 Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
01:53:43 I don't think I've ever seen the Cobra Kai. Socom, Ted, listen. Listen.
01:54:14 I have never done a drug. Okay. There's an Archon on Scan. It's named Flatbed Truck.
01:54:45 Is Brendan here? Is that why we're getting the dog post now? No, this was, um, this is DoubleRup. Let's go. DoubleRup, thank you so much. Um, guys, thank you so much for all the bitties. I don't say it enough. Shinji, DoubleRup, Tupac is Jesus, MyCatKevin, ChrisKaden, Jettelife3, Salutarium, Um, KineticEcho. There's a lot of you. Um, Kahlix. Uh, Pandalope. Chloraine.
01:55:14 just to name a few thank you guys so much for all the support i'll keep skipping the uh they're a little lengthy but thank you guys so much i'm gonna keep adding this up made the mistake later this week you guys are amazing thank you so very much shorts today and i've been cat called 17 times like hey boy what that pp do i don't know it pees it's small leave me alone
01:55:41 It's home. It's home. It's hard to focus on being an elite solo PvPer right at this very moment, but I'm trying. I'm doing my best.
01:55:59 We gotta hit 4,000 solo kills. Can I do it this year? I absolutely cannot do it this year. I would have to, I would have to actually probably go to low sec in a Fed Navy Comet offline. Every day. Hit 4k this year. We're at like 3.1 thousand? Oh wait, do I see a Vexor in there? Okay, they found me.
01:56:27 Oh, they're warping? Let's see. Let's see if they... There's the links. There's the links. I have to pause for a moment. Salatarium, thank you so much for the redeem. This does not look great for me. There's a chance I crashed the gate. Um...
01:56:47 Just kidding, I'm gonna warp off. Definitely gonna warp off here, actually. Guaranteed warping off. Did they immediately... Okay. Before the scram hits, before the scram hits. Come on, come on, come on. We can't pop links. Oh god, catch another cycle? Holy shit, I got through.
01:57:16 Oh, fuck. Um, getting a little unlucky today with the things we're running into? Um... Why did I do that? That's, I mean... Retrie catches me. That's just him. Can I bop him in time? Four.
01:57:34 Drugs. Consume. Boom, boom. Oh, he's pulling range quick. Gnosis is on top of me. Ah, there's a lot of stuff still. It's Fire Night. Ah, man. Oh, man. That's sad. That makes me sad. I'm probably over-repping right now. I'll pop this. It's cooked, though. Vexor, Navy, Gnosis. We used a lot of spice getting back to that gate. We used a lot of spice getting back to that gate.
01:58:04 Um, und ich habe zu, ich kann für den RELOAD hier, aber ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht, ich glaube nicht
01:58:35 Rest in piss, Cyclone. Um, ja, da ist das... Try a Cloaked Legion. You know, the problem with the Cloak is...
01:58:46 When there's a lot of people watching you that want to kill you, the cloak doesn't matter as much. But yeah, maybe... Hold on. I have an idea. Gnoll has been going pretty rough. Pretty terribly so far. To be expected, to be honest. I might jump clone it over to Amar real quick. I'll unpause the Tangia in just a moment. I think I... I've got an idea. I have an idea.
01:59:16 We can still... I actually have a Jump clone in Amamake. But I'm going to jump over here. Industry stream.
01:59:29 I thought about doing Hypernet gambling today, but I just wanted to just do the typical solo PvP stream today. I thought about... I just know, like, you guys can see how much dogpiling's happening. I just don't want to subject anyone besides me to that with this many people watching. I thought about doing fleets and stuff, but it's just like, you just get absolutely...
01:59:56 Ich habe eine Idee. Ich habe eine Idee. Ich werde meine Deathclone hier sein. Wenn wir nach Geeta zurückkommen müssen, können wir die Selecht-Homestation-bauen. Die Musik ist auf. Okay.
02:00:25 How are you guys doing tonight? You having a good Friday? Socom, Ted, Creature13, Lanky, Craig, Zeshquanta, Darkzan, Daviju, hello Daviju, Darkspade.
02:00:45 Darkspade, McGuerte. Well, we were going towards staging. Unfortunately, all the systems kind of on the way were slow. We saw one Heck8, he immediately screwed off. Bodian, hello. Draco Markham, hello. Milla Young, Raiden Dirty.
02:01:09 Hello, hello, CyberFB. Hide your current system. We could do a little bit more OPSEC. In my opinion, that just pisses them off more and they'll find you anyways. People that want to find you in this game will find you. They're like, ah, this little stinky loser is trying to hide his system. He thinks I won't find him? I've already determined what systems have that many planets in them.
02:01:36 And I've triangulated his position. Or he opened up the ESS menu for a moment. They find you anyways. It might help. I can try to do a little OPSEC. But I think my next move is going to be going to LOSEC. And just trying to goof around out there. Because a lot of times that goes better. It does. Null is a bit rough these days. I have to pee a little bit. Would you guys mind terribly?
02:02:04 I understand if I just have to stay here. If I have to piss my pants, I will, but would you guys mind if I go to the bathroom real quick? Just kidding. I'm gonna go. Hold it. Please mute Mike.
02:02:20 Thank you for thinking my stream is so powerful that you would hear it from the other room. Put it to a pole. I'm gonna do some comet action, boys. I'll be right back. I love you guys. One moment.
02:02:49 Pooping underrated, 1 billion percent underrated. Pooping is my favorite part of the day. There was one day I pooped eight times. It was the best day of my life. And they were all solid, good poops too. Like no bullshit poops, you know what I'm saying? I wasn't like, I'm done. I wasn't also like...
02:03:09 Those are the bad poops. When you poop a mi- like, yo. I'm really talking about poop out here. I love pooping, dude. But here's the thing. It's really about your diet. Because you can have miserable poops. People who don't like pooping are probably people who eat like shit. But sometimes when you eat like shit, your poop is incredible. Sometimes it's horrible. You eat a bunch of Hot Cheetos, that is burning poop. Burning. Like a lighter down there.
02:03:43 Baby swigs. I don't want to be messy for Fleet later, alright? Baby swigs.
02:04:17 Did you guys play the Billie Eilish poop meme? I think I heard it. I think I know what you did. I knew what you... I... I knew you would do that. I just got three things to say. God bless our troops!
02:04:42 Somebody's got Nanite Pace this time. I promise that's not real. The stream will continue, unfortunately. Maybe. Is this real?
02:04:56 Oh, no. Oh, God, it's real. Oh, God, just kidding. Fuckin' got you. All right. I love you, and thanks for hanging out. It's huge. You're huge, chat. You guys are huge. Um, let me... Set Desto to... None of your business. Please don't hurt me anymore. My poor kill board. Can't...
02:05:27 Oh my god. Another one. Thank you guys so much. Thank you very much. Adding another spin? Oh, we're doing this again, okay. Um. FURD.
02:05:58 Did you guys hit the booby redeem?
02:06:17 Let's just all calm down. We can't- We don't have to- We don't have to do this, Chatters. I think the only way this stream could be more of a trainwreck is if I started playing the Horse Girl game, but I won't do that. CCP, I promise. I don't know if you're here.
02:06:44 I love you and I'm sorry. I understand if you don't let me back, but it's been a lot of fun. Either way. Thank you guys. Tangier was a mistake. It's a little bit of a rough time. Like, it's... You guys want the music video while I try to get out there? Have you blasted off in the sink more times than you pissed in the shower? You guys want the music video? You want the good one, right?
02:07:10 Not the most recent one, the good one. Who did it? Listen, I went to FanFest, I did not fight anyone. That was out of context. I have to say that every time, probably for legal reasons. I love you guys. Please don't beat me up at FanFest. I hope you guys are going to FanFest next year. It was a lot of fun meeting you guys.
02:07:38 What did I do? What did I do with my route here? Oh, I'm going through Creole Air.
02:08:00 Why would it take me this direction? Am I coming from Geeta? Because I never... I am so stupid, it's insane. I never actually... What did I do? What the hell did I just do? My brain wiped itself. Did we not?
02:08:32 I Deathclode instead of setting Homestation. That's so sick. Oh my god. That's so cool. It's okay. It's okay. Cheetah's not too far. Oh, I hate myself. Okay. That's fine. That's fine, boys. It's not a long trip. It's not a long trip.
02:08:57 Where are you so bad? I don't know, Mosschoppy. I don't know exactly when the brain damage started. It was a long time ago, though. It's probably something in my childhood. I'm not exactly sure. I'm not exactly sure. Oh, fuck, man. I cannot believe I hit that button instead. I had to pee really bad in my defense. I was a little distracted.
02:09:27 I'm in Majestero, Don't Scare Me. You guys want the music video? Alright, I got you. I got you. I'll play it for you. Because we're taking a longer trip than intended. I'm really sorry about that. One second. If you guys want, you can follow my YouTube. But no worries. I'm going to play this for you real quick. If it works. Hold on. We'll be right back.
02:09:58 Happy Friday!
02:11:05 Hit him with Mystic.
02:14:33 Ah, cringe. Ah. Bleh. Threw up in my mouth a little bit. So there's a cringe cover for you guys. Ah, next one will hopefully be better. I kinda, kinda, kinda sucked on the most reason. No, you can't follow.
02:15:05 Okay, so we're going to be in Amamake soon. And it's silly, back to BrainRot. You guys like it? Thanks. Thanks for the nice words. Or not nice words. Either way, thank you guys so much for tuning in tonight. I'm sorry about the... To be honest with you, I should probably do this. Okay, let's cut our losses.
02:15:35 Not super far and I've got a decent route there, so I'm going to fix my problem.
02:15:42 So that we don't run into more problems. So I'd like to be able to just death clone back to Ammar so I can get in ships faster, get through Huola, come down the Amamake pipe, and hopefully find as many fights as I possibly can. That's the plan. Sorry I screwed up that stupid death clone. I have no idea why I'm so malformed. But we'll fix it. We'll fix it. We'll get there. We'll get her done.
02:16:10 Um, real quick chat. Uh, where are you guys, uh, where in the world are you from? Um, you don't have to, like, give me your social security number or address or anything. I mean, you could whisper me that. But, um...
02:16:21 Where are you guys coming from tonight? If you wouldn't mind me asking, just generally. Like, what time zone or general area are you guys tuning in from tonight? And thank you so much. I know it's getting a little bit late for some of the Euro crowd. Boulder, what's up, dude? Sweden? Russia? Northern Hemisphere? Pennsylvania? Brazil? Brazil? Midlands, UK? Oh shit. Antarctica? Are you a firefighter? Or are you memeing me?
02:16:49 I feel like if they're from Antarctica, there's somehow a very large chance they're a firefighter. I don't know how that works. I don't know why they have fires in Antarctica. It seems pretty cold. Kazakhstan. Oh. Kazakhstan. Really?
02:17:06 michigan beaverlands idaho motherfucker thats crazy you guys ever just say where you're from but then you you you add
02:17:22 The motherfucker for emphasis after, like Idaho. You do one of these? Do the b-boy stance? From Idaho, bitch. I'm sorry, I'm cussing too much. I need to slow it down.
02:17:44 I'm fixing my Death Clone. I am so sorry. We made it to Amamake. Alright. I'm going to bring the ship to Amar. Park a Death Clone in there, and then we should be good to vibe out the rest of the evening. Bruising for a bruising, yes. Hopefully. Hopefully I get some decent fights. For those of you that might be new to the game, faction warfare complexes in low sec, especially the Amar Mimitora,
02:18:14 Minmatar warzone, nowadays, are pretty decent for finding fights and being able to pick and choose fights a little bit more. Genuinely, pretty good way to get yourself some PvP experience with cheap frigates and, you know, not get blobbed quite as much. There's ways, like, if you're playing on your, like, if you're not playing on a stream with 2,000 turbo nerds ready to spank you every time you land in their space,
02:18:42 You'll also have an easier time. NullSec content is still a ton of fun. It's a ton of fun for me, even though I get...
02:18:51 Absolutely violated most of the time I do it. But it's still fun. I don't know what that says about me. But, like, if you are starting the game, Faction Warfare, I think, is a really good place. If you want to dive straight into PvP, specifically Solo and Small Gang 2, I think. Well, there's definitely Sig's and stuff, and people in Nolsec that love to do that stuff as well, but I always kind of push people a little bit more towards Losec, because it's... You get to pick and choose your fights a little bit more. You can make some money doing PvP.
02:19:20 You have some options there to kind of get established. And people in general, god, people in general in LowSec, it feels like they're looking for fights rather than just defending their space, you know? It all depends. I find really good fights in NullSec too. On these streams so far, not a ton on the CCP channel, but that's okay.
02:19:49 I will say, if you're new to the game and trying to get into PvP for the first time, I hope you're patient. My recommendation to you, if I could give you, if you don't care about what ship you're starting off with, to do...
02:20:06 ...solo PvP mit, für example. Um... ...my recommendation would actually be... ...a Dual Web Armor Kestrel. Reason being, um, you'll find... ...that a lot of people will have higher SP than you skill points. You'll find that the most important factor in... ...especially in Frigate Fights inside of a Complex...
02:20:33 Who keeps doing this? Salatarium. You boobasoit me one more time, I swear to God.
02:20:44 Anyways, Range Control. Range Control is king. Always remember that, no matter what you're doing in this game, PvP related. If you control range against an opponent, you can win. Or at least escape. You can win, or you can escape. Always remember that. It's the most important advice I could give anyone. Stop worrying about your DPS. It is important. Your tank is important.
02:21:17 Can we stop boob posting? Can we have some decorum, please? Can we please? Can we please? Can you guys calm down? Stop. Stop.
02:21:52 Never related to a man more. Not Bob. Bob is chill. Bob is a much better person than me, but the other guy. I'll give context.
02:22:11 I was... The context there was I was making fun of the average Rainbow Six lobby. Like, have you guys ever played Rainbow Six Siege? Holy cow, it is a hive of villainy. Um...
02:22:26 Like, Overwatch was pretty bad. Counter-Strike is probably... Old, like, Counter-Strike Source, like, with the... Like, when they do the thing where both teams can talk to each other, that was definitely the worst. That was a very edgy period of time. But Rainbow Six, holy cow. I don't know, you guys ever play Rainbow... I think it takes the cake for the most toxic...
02:22:54 ... ... ... ... ...
02:23:17 Dota? Okay, well, I'm talking FPS. You think Dota's more toxic than League? We gonna have that discussion right now? I'm not sure. I can believe you on Dota. I feel like League is the most toxic one. What do you guys think? League or Dota? Most toxic game. I think League. If I was a betting man, I would bet League.
02:23:48 I had a friend, Chris, and just every, he wouldn't say anything like super terrible, but every goddamn game I duo'd with this guy. Chris, he was really good too, he's like, he was way better than me, he was Diamond. But half the game, we probably would've, he would've carried the game 50% harder if he wasn't, I could hear him clacking on his keyboard, I'm like, Chris, just let it go. And he would just be keyboard warrior-ing so hard every, Chris, just let it go. He's like,
02:24:17 I stole this one. If I've ever called you a little pig boy on stream, that was his go-to. Just every round. Listen here, little pig boy. You're constantly spam. Little pig boy in chat. And that one stuck with me. Just like, stop. Chris, just focus. Don't let him get to you, Chris. Stay locked in. League is easily... People get so... Oh my god. I don't know what it is.
02:24:48 I don't call enough people Little Pig Boys. I gotta bring that one back. Oh, okay. Honestly, this is good. We're making good progress. You guys are being responsible. That is a fucking hot air balloon. That is a... I have no fucking... Maybe if I land on the balloon?
02:25:19 We're okay, somehow, somehow we're good. Maybe I can eat some beans? I... I... Having flashbacks. I allowed Chat to control my Red Dead Redemption game. For one night. Um, I did not make it past the first mission. I did not. Every time I tried to get on the, um...
02:25:47 You know, at the beginning of Red Dead, when you're trying to cross the river, and it does this cutscene, someone kept, right as I was about to replace the wheel on the cart, someone would just cause my character to ragdoll, and I had to play through it like 15 times. It was torture. Okay, we're setting our death clone here. I'm so sorry for messing this up earlier. I will not fail again. Select Homestation.
02:26:16 Set Home Station. We're ready to game. Let's get back out there. Get it, Harambe. Let's go, baby! Happy Friday, chat! Thank you guys so much for bearing with this stream. I know it's a mess. On the road again. We're going.
02:26:47 We're gonna make it this time. This time, chat, we're gonna get it.
02:26:55 Happy Friday, Darkseidepeter. Dota is more elitist. League is more toxic. I believe that. 100% I believe that.
02:27:18 You besmirched my how with your presence. You got me on the TV. Is there anyone in your room right now that I can embarrass you in front of? Is there anyone else in the household I can yell their name real quick?
02:27:43 I don't know if he was lying. No, no. Imagine watching Crash. It's a dangerous game, but people do it. I love Crash Naps. He makes me like... Thank you, buddy. Thank you. I hope... I hope...
02:28:11 We have some opportunities for some kills, guys. It's hard getting a kill when you're doing solo PvP with this many gamers watching. They're hungry for it. Ferox says, you streaming? No, sir. I misspelled a two-letter word. He might figure out I'm streaming. I'm not on my main channel, so he's not. People in local are noticing.
02:29:43 Alright, so we're almost in Hawala. Great news, great news. We're almost in Hawala. This bodes well. This bodes well for us, chat. Wait, music? Is there any CCP staff in the chat right now? Laura's here. What's up, Laura? How are you doing, buddy?
02:30:14 I just want to see if they'll ever let me do this again. I'll understand if not. I'm going to get like a... We need to talk after the stream. Everyone, if you're not following Loru Mirth, please. Can we get a shout out? Thanks, Loru. If you say so, dude. I hope I didn't do anything too spicy. Everyone follow that man right now. Loru, I have a... Hold on, let me get something real quick.
02:30:54 So I went to FanFest for the first time. This year. The last one. Loru brought cigars? I love Ash's face on the side. I thought he was joking. I think we all thought he was joking. But then we all wound up smoking stogies on the outside of... Sorry I'm shaking so much. I'm just nervous.
02:31:25 Someone was taking Polaroids. I'm trying to remember his name. Thank you so much for the memento.
02:31:34 Das war Spaß. Bunches uns. Rambo ist da. Björn. Es war ein guter Zeit. Fanfest war so viel Spaß. Ich hoffe, dass ihr euch gut gemacht habt. Ich würde gerne sehen euch da nächsten Jahr. Laura ist ein komplett homie. Das war so ein Spaß. Such ein niceer Mann. Es war so nett. Es war so nett. Es war so nett. Es war so nett. Es war so nett. Um, hold on. Wir sind in Huwala. Let me focus up just a little bit. Okay. Spama?
02:32:03 Gorser Navy issues somewhere. I'm gonna check out the small complex just in case there's something of note over there. I think everyone was like, Crash is actually relatively normal in person. I mean, I'm not at all. I just, you know, it just all comes out on stream, you know?
02:32:36 Und ich... Du... Ich weiß noch nicht, ich war noch ein bisschen... Es war eine wilde Woche. Ich war auch sehr sleep-deprived der ganze Zeit, oh Gott. So, ich war sehr sleep-deprived der ganze Zeit. Das war das nur die Hard Part. Ich war einfach, oh mein Gott.
02:32:58 I would accidentally get, like, I'd be like, what time is it? It seems kind of light out still. And it would be 1 in the morning. I'd be like, oh my god. I thought it was like 7 p.m. It's 1 in the morning. And then I'd go to sleep. And then I would be woken up at 4 a.m. by the sun, because we got a top-level Airbnb, like, at the top of the building, with no blackout curtains. And the sun just comes out at 4 a.m. after.
02:33:26 Ich habe nur drei Stunden geblieben. Es ist einfach so, wie... ...Rise and shine, big boi! Und ich würde versuchen, eine Stunde oder eine Stunde zu schlafen, aber es würde einfach nur in meinem Gesicht schlafen. Und ich dachte, ich weiß nicht, wie viel ich in diesem Trip habe. Ich war sehr sleep-deprived. Aber es war so viel Spaß. Ich habe dann noch etwas mehr gearbeitet.
02:33:50 So, yeah, sunsorting. Um, which will be the case next year, too. So, my recommendation to you, if you are staying in Iceland, bring, like, a mask or something. If you don't have blackout curtains in your room or something, bring, like, a little sleep mask. Anything to help with the, um, violent 4 a.m. sun waking you up.
02:34:17 Yeah, no, I always do in person. Me in the comfort of my home, that's the most degenerate I'll ever get. When I'm around other people, I never, I'm, I'm a nice guy, okay? I'm not. I'm a terrible person. See you next FanFest. See you guys there. You always sleep during the day? Some, like, I started to get more used to it.
02:34:49 Ja, eine andere Sache. So, um, eine andere Sache.
02:35:05 Thank you guys so much for all the drinks in Iceland that you purchased for me, because holy cow, they are quite expensive. The alcohol in Iceland is very expensive. The tax is nuts. Food prices, also insane. My recommendation would, if you have a little kitchenette there, you go to the grocery store, cook up a couple meals. You should definitely go out and experience the food, but if you want to save a little bit of money, you might want to actually cook from your kitchenette.
02:35:37 Cook from your Airbnb once or twice. Hennessy? Dude, I don't know when the last time I had Hennessy was. Thanks, Dorlie. Getting birthday wishes still? Brennevin is easy to drink, but I don't know if you would value my input on that.
02:35:59 I get it. I do think it's a pretty easy sipper, and it works really well in certain cocktails. We got some Brennevin from there. We got a couple different types of Brennevin. Thrasher Fleet strictly dunks me. We gotta get away from this guy. Sorry, Octae. Octaeaner. We can't fight that with the comment. We get bopped. We just get smacked. There's a Kikimora following me around, too, maybe? He might not be following me. He might just be here.
02:36:28 Um, let's, let's keep it moving a little bit. See if we can find a better fight inside of a complex. Preferably a scout if we can, because we're getting chased around by Navy Desis. Small complexes are not exactly going to be safe. It's gonna be a bad time. Fine with fighting some Desis, Thrasher fleet issue. Gonna be a bad time. Gonna be a bad time.
02:36:55 Um, I don't have the bottle for it around me, but whoever, it was the last night, it was Saturday night. One of you guys on, I think it was on Ami's stream or the CCP stream, decided to purchase like 30 shots, I think it was. I just remember I was talking to Boojum at the bar and then AJ rolled up and just looked at me. He's like, I need your help.
02:37:23 ... oder so. ... oder so. ... oder 30 Shots of Opel, ich denke es ist. Opel? ... Ich habe diese Geschichte ein paar Mal erzählt. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
02:37:47 Quick, very quick story time. That happened. I took two to be a champ because someone said, I think someone in the message said Crash Naps has to have one. So I had to come over. Yeah, Opal's rough. It's really like sweet and cough syrupy. So I pounded two of those back to back. I was being responsible the whole trip for the most part. Despite all the, can I get you a drink Crash Naps? And so I smashed.
02:38:16 Two of those back-to-back. And Monty, really nice guy, who recently joined on to CCP with the marketing team, is like, right after, I swear to God, right after, five, ten minutes after I back-to-back slammed two shots of Opel, he's like, hey, you want to meet Hilmar?
02:38:33 I just feel the opal starting to take over my body. Just a little bit. I was like, of course you ask me now. Like, I do want to meet Hilmar. But this is the moment. Sambuca, maybe? Is it like Sambuca? I don't know. The interaction was fine, but I was like, oh my god. Scythe fleet issue. Thinking about it. I have sus timer. Does he go for it?
02:39:03 He was thinking about it. Scary. Scary. Salty Jägermeister? Salty Jägermeister might be... For me, it just tasted like cough syrup, kind of. Like a weird licorice-y cough syrup. So I think you're right with the Jägermeister thing.
02:39:30 Sweet Turkish Pepper? Ja, ich weiß nicht, es war neu zu mir. Ich glaube nicht, dass ich noch etwas wie es in den USA hatte. Jäger ist ähnlich, aber definitiv anders. Ich würde lieber einen Jäger als einen Opel shoten. Das ist... Das ist 100% überzeugt. Es war rough. Es war sehr sweet, ich würde sagen. Um... Was ist dieses Guy doing? Ist er eigentlich auf der Scout?
02:39:59 Aventure... Is it... Is there like a... Am I missing something? There's a Rifter over there, too. Let me see if I can get a pickup here. Sorry, I need to lock in more, guys. Sorry for all the story time tonight. Everyone shows up at the same time. And it's Lurk. Oh, God.
02:40:27 Is Lurk going for me? Yes. I think I'm going to go this way out. I don't think I'm winning the damage race. I'm just going to kind of disengage and let the drones do their thing and see if he comes back in.
02:41:05 This is a weird one. That Rifter's thinking about it.
02:41:11 I'm gonna reset. I think in my best interest to just reset here. That grid was getting a little crazy. Well, it was at first. I was trying to figure out who was doing what. Lurk? Lurk knows what he's doing. I think Lurk might have more... GF, GF. I think Lurk might have more solo kills in a Comet than anyone else. So I trust that he probably bops me in that mirror matchup.
02:41:38 I don't know if he'll be running implants or anything. I don't think he usually does. But with that Rifter coming in, I think the Rifter was coming to me first, so... Oh, it's Captain Alduin. Hello, hello there, Captain Alduin. Let me wrap up real quick. I'm definitely down to fight them. I just... Let me get my ducks in a row here.
02:42:05 Miss Jobane. Ja, ja. Lurk? Ich denke, Lurk... Ich denke, Lurk... Ich denke, er... Ich denke, er... Ich denke, er... Ich denke, er... Ich denke, er... Ich werde ihn mit jemandem mit jemandem. Aber wenn ich den Federation Navy Comet... Ich denke, ich mache ihn. Ich denke, ich mache ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn. Ich habe ihn.
02:42:35 Yep, it's Lurk. Lurk has 19,536 kills in just the comics. Insanity.
02:42:54 Homeboy likes to use the Comet. For reference, if we go to my Z-Kill, I think I maybe have... Let's look at my top. Just for reference, as someone, I feel like I do solo kill or solo PvP quite a lot. But just for reference...
02:43:14 I have 3,000 solo kills total. My all-time top. Let me make sure I actually knocked. I didn't. The music's popping off. So, let me just mute for a second. I have... It is my top ship, actually, but only 948. I feel like I got a nice little spread of ships that I use. Holy crap, I'm a little bit ashamed that I have 85 kills in a Varga now. Disgusting. What's my...
02:43:43 Lowest number, like a Tengu at number 100. I think, uh... I'm proud of this one. We have 14 kills in an Orca. The Battle Orca has... I have been dumb enough to solo PvP in an... Or not solo PvP. PvP in an Orca enough to the point I have 14 kills in one. Hell yeah, let's go. Let's go. Because I don't actually mine. Very nice.
02:44:16 You apparently used a pot 195 times. Yeah, so if I did enough damage to someone and was in the same system when their ship exploded, not enough damage. If you do damage to someone and they die in the system, then yes, you're right. I have... Oh, wait, right. Wrong one.
02:44:35 Do I have 195 podkills? I think that's right. That sounds right. Yeah, 195. I have more kills in a pod than I do in Exec Navy issue. Elite pod PvP. Let me know if you guys have a higher pod kill amount. Yeah, I put... I duct taped a couple glocks to the side of my pod.
02:45:07 Forbidden Tech. Mr. Rifter, you're looking at me funny. You want a tango, I can tell. Lurk is an ever-present threat. Let me just check out these smalls and see if anyone else is out right now. I'm going to go over here and see if anyone follows. We've got Slasher, Rifter, Johnny Banana. Threatening name. Strong name, Johnny Banana.
02:45:37 Let's see what happens. I went back a year and Lurk hasn't lost a head with implants. No, I don't think so. No, no, he just, um, I think I'm using his fit right now if you guys want to see it. I think Lurk figured out, oh, Lou is here.
02:46:04 I think we get Lou, no problem. This is not a fair fight for Lou. Is there more gamers coming? We shall see. I'm going to commit to this one, though. The Comet's coming.
02:46:18 Kill Lou fast. I think we're about to have friends. Get in, drones. Is there anyone inside? Let me do a 0.1 scan. Oh, there's another one coming. Actually, actually, I'm committed. I'm not even going to reload, dude. Back to back it. Back to back it. It's only fair. It's only fair. Put the drones out.
02:46:49 Don't want him to get too close. Do we have any more friends? Oh, God. He's very close right now. Okay, Michael. What kind of smooth brain piloting are we doing right now? Can we make some moves to benefit us here? It's kind of like you just fought someone else. Okay, we're pulling range now. But it might be a little too late. Potentially. Nope, keep that heat on.
02:47:17 Keep that heat on, you stupid, stupid doofus. Don't lose it. Turn this off. Gonna be a close one. Playing this way too fast and loose, boys. Okay, alright. Little spicy. Get in, Hobgoblins. We're going home. GF. GF, boys.
02:47:43 Little scary. There goes my prop. Definitely there goes my prop.
02:47:51 It's our birthday, boy. What's up, Beatpass? How are you doing, buddy? Alright, that was a fun little back-to-back. GF, GF. Rifters, obviously... I think it kept it a little bit more interesting, me not just warping off and trying to do the back-to-back, because a Rifter versus a Comet is not a very fair thing. It's a Comet. It's busted as shit. It's the only ship, I would argue, that is a Navy frigate that is more busted than this ship, because it can...
02:48:20 ...kounter anything is the Hookbill. I would say it's Comet or Hookbill. If you guys are getting into Frigate PvP and you see a Comet or a Hookbill, you should think carefully about how that's gonna go. Because Comets are incredibly tanky. Rail Comet especially, I think, is the nastiest variant. If you're fighting Blasters, if you're fighting a Blaster Comet, make sure he's not like a dual-web cheese fit.
02:48:49 Because those happen surprisingly often. Because that's the way you make blasters especially scary. You have so much damage in a blaster comet that you oftentimes will get kills with a dual-web comet. Just because it does so much damage and people don't notice in time. Still happens. When you've been playing for a while, you notice it a little bit more. It still happens. All the time. Not to say that a normal scramweb comet isn't good.
02:49:22 Aber ja, da haben viele Zeiten, wo ich nicht sogar eine Duelweb-Blaster-Comet habe, aber wenn ein paar T1-Frigates trinkt in mich... Easy. Ich habe so viele Outnumbered-Fights in einem Comet gesehen. Das sind schon ziemlich gross.
02:49:42 Also... Dude, let me... The music is going entirely too hard right now. Hold on. Let me, like, make it a little bit more chill if I can. There we go. Okay.
02:50:07 If you're in blaster range when I engage, the honor point doesn't matter with the dual webs. Yeah, you have to respawn quickly. Um... I actually had... It's a really... This is a really stupid fit. You guys will kind of laugh at this one. Um... But you'd be surprised by how many times I actually... I didn't use it for very long. But, um... It's so dumb. But it still... kinda worked. It's called the Slam Daddy 5000. I'm sorry for naming it that. So...
02:50:36 All it is is a blaster quorum with two webs and an MWD. So here's the tech.
Diskussion über Schiffs-Fits und PvP-Taktiken
02:50:4802:50:48 Webs go out pretty far. If they try to kite you, you just carefully turn your prop back on. You're constantly looking. If they do kite you out and actually control range, you prop back into them. And by the time they react, you're already slamming back into them because the MWD is going to be generally much quicker, especially if you're heating it. Even if they scram you, you're going to have so much momentum.
02:51:17 Und du hast, ich glaube, ein optimal range bonus. So mit Void, du hast 423 DPS. Und wenn sie ihr auskiten, dein Fall-Off ist 5k. Und du kannst einfach MWD-ing auf dem, wenn sie zu gehen. Um, oder zu actively fighten und kiten. Wenn sie ihr, dann kann. Aber wenn sie ihr auskiten und kiten, dann kann.
02:51:42 This is a really ooga booga dumb fit that I used to use that I actually had some success with, but it's pretty bad. The logic is if they get far enough away from you, they will drop scram, and when they drop scram, you heat prop and slam back into them, and you'll have enough of a window to keep smacking them around if they stick around and fight. And if you're just set up on a beacon or something, it's with heat.
02:52:13 Almost 500 DPS. It's so dumb. But I was like, does this work? And I tried it out for a few days. I was like, it kind of works. It sort of works.
Namensvorschläge für Schiffe und Reddit-Diskussion über Ganking
02:52:29
02:52:29 So we got some Tchaikovsky for you guys. Let's get back out there. Two kills? Two kill males? I love me some low sec action. Um, ship name. What should we name it, chat? Obviously, I don't really have my redemptions on since I'm on the CCP channel. How about... Give me some ideas. Ship name ideas, chat? Full tank rigs? That is correct, Blesk. I'll show the fit. It is lurks, I believe.
02:52:58 I'm almost 100% positive. It's got Lurkstavvomit on the name, so I think this is... Rainbow Buttplug? I'm Just a Miner. Poo Man Blandy? Oh my god, you roasted him. Free Deep Hugs? What does that mean? Bang Buzz? Botany Bay? Gap? I pick my own outfits? Hey, what are you trying to say? Bofa Dees? Hashtag IamNotSpecial?
02:53:31 That reddit thread yesterday killed me. Sorry, that's a little bit of an esoteric reference. There was a EVE online... Let me see if I can find that thread really quick. If I can't, we'll just move on, but... Let me see if I can... Does anyone remember the link? Let me see if I can type in IamNotSpecialEve. Let's see if it...
02:54:00 Oh, I think I found it. Oh my god, I think I found it. It was this whole... Whole spiel. Oh, I'm sorry, I've got my OPSEC thing on.
02:54:16 About some, I think, some guy just complaining about gankers. It has been downvoted into oblivion. But at some point he said, I am not special. I am just a regular pilot. And you could achieve to deny them their desired content. And make them spend hundreds of millions of isks by simply using the tools CCP provided to you in the game. This in not even anti-ganking. This is simply proper playing the game.
02:54:44 Keep on having a good time. The whole... It was just such a weird thread. Today I woke up and decided to make ten ships in EVE die. I did not have much time. I needed to find something quick. So finally soon... I love that. Ten ships died, provided by some of the allegedly most elite PvP pilots. If you still believe into their propaganda... I shouldn't laugh at the...
02:55:15 I think basically what this guy is saying is he survived a gank, I think, but the way I Am Not Special stuck out to us when we were doing a Reddit review while the Eve client was down yesterday and that shit killed me, dude. I was like, what is this thread?
02:55:34 There's some gems on there. There's definitely some gems. It's probably just English as a second language or Google Translate, but it was accidentally so funny. So hashtag I am not special.
Vorstellung eines Comet-Fits und PvP-Versuche in Amamake
02:55:52
02:55:52 We got the cop skin. We're gonna be the Plex police for a minute. I feel like he might be... There's a good chance he's trolling most, Choppy. That would be... It's a pretty good troll post if it is.
02:56:05 I was just, I was chuckling immediately. Ah, man, I should have put my modules back on. I burnt out the web, too. Sorry, Chad. Okay. The Fit. Optimizing the Fed Navy Comet for, did I just put the pathetic waifu thing on again? That's fine, I'll leave it up for a second. Um. Come on!
02:56:32 Come on! Okay. Turn this back on. Here's the fit. 150 rails. I'll simulate it so we can see the damage. We're pushing about 208 with heat.
02:56:45 44.9 hb a second with armor reps and We got an overdrive and this is probably in my opinion the most important differentiating thing about this comment versus a lot of other That I've used in the past We go over the transverse bulkheads. This is almost always the case. It just works You know what if you slow it down too much You start to lose range control and this overdrive injector
02:57:14 Und dann haben wir eine Magstab. Das ist einfach normal. Das ist, glaube ich, der eine differentiierung.
02:57:34 It leaves you room to put a neutralizer. This is important as well. The key with this fit though is you can't run this too much at the wrong times. You need cap to rep. If you're taking too much damage, you can only afford so much with this nuke. So it's a balance. There's some skill cap depending on the matchup and whatever you're going into. Sometimes you should be running that neutralizer to try to either
02:58:03 Schut-off-tackle-or-guns-on-the-other-guy-if-you-think-they're-going-to-win-the-DPS-race-against-you. Um, or you're just kind of caught in their dual-web and you're not getting away. But, generally, uh, I like this fit because it gives you a couple options, it has good range control. I think Lurk figured it out. I think it's a pretty optimized comment. In my opinion.
02:58:26 I mean, not like I'm saying anything groundbreaking there. The guy has 20,000 fucking kills. So I'm gonna... Thank you, Straza. I appreciate that. More fights? We in Amamake. Amamake is the Compton of EVE Online, if you will. It's a little, um... Gotta be careful.
02:58:53 Things can escalate quickly. If you don't know the mean streets. Or like West Colfax in Denver or East, actually. I mixed them up. Maybe more like Colfax. Mamamake is a good place to go. The locals are usually looking to beat you. I've seen some...
02:59:23 There's a lot of people in Frigates and stuff goofing around, but at the drop of a hat, there'll just be some ridiculous dread escalation or some crazy shit. So yeah, Amamake is a top pick for... I think it's my second system on my Z-Kill that I have the most kills in. I think it goes Akadagi. Not anymore. Akadagi is dead now. Akadagi, Amamake.
02:59:56 I thought I was playing a more chill playlist. I was... I was... Hopping off.
03:00:13 A lot of people here. Fishing for a second. Vengeance. You guys think I can kill a vengeance with this? I think it's a rough one. Does it not have a rocket bonus? Like, distance bonus? I think this might be doable. It's gonna be annoying, though. Um... Hmm... So, Navy Ammo...
03:00:41 Let me give it a shot. Let me give it a shot. I think it's gonna suck, though. Is it just him in here? Okay. We'll try. We'll try, chat.
03:01:12 Pull away a little bit. I might have to sit all the way at 10. He's using Rage. This might bode well for me. Oh god, I needed to be much quicker on this. And he's still... Okay, let's get out here a little bit.
03:01:41 We're gonna have to very slowly whittle him down. And basically play outside of Scram.
03:01:54 He's coming back in. Oh shit. See, that was a mistake by me. I went in too hard. Went in too hard. Turn that off. Keep prop on. This is rough. I don't know if I'm going to have it here. He ADC yet? I got to bump into this thing. Scary.
03:02:18 Um, I think he might fuck off now. Yeah, he's fine. Alright, did I bump him? Yeah, he's fine. I went a little too far. I should have played that a little bit closer to him. I think he bounced off of this thing right here, and then I got a little further away than I wanted to be. Good fight, good fight. I think we could win that, but it's...
03:02:45 It's sketchy, because I have to kind of play in and out of Scram Range. Because he was tapping me all the way out to his Scram Range. I wasn't able to, you know, free cast on him. A little sketchy, but doable? Doable, I think. I don't know if he's going to go for that one again. I don't know if he's going to go for that one. I would have... I'm sorry, I failed you guys. I should have. I used too much heat. Miracle I didn't burn out the prop.
03:03:17 Assault, Brigitte vs. Kong. Doable, but a little tricky. A little weird. Weird matchup. He's gone. Yeah, he's gone. Oh, this is nice. We've kind of settled down a little bit, haven't we, Chet? You guys having a good Friday? See, I told you my stream's not always insane.
03:03:45 Like a moment of calm. It's nice. This is nice. Chat. I hope you have some fun weekend plans. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere yet. We're still gaming. I want to get a few more.
Community-Check-in, Bucky's Merchandise und Outfit-Überlegungen
03:04:19
03:04:19 Can you guys, uh, real quick, I know there's a lot of people in here right now. Did you guys just emoji spam really hard? I just want to see who's all awake. I know it's a little bit later for our EU crowd. I think AU crowd's starting to wake up. NA timezone. Can I get some emoji spam? So calm with the resident sleeper. Are we awake? Let's check it in on you guys. Hello, hello? You guys like the, uh, community?
03:05:08 Ja, definitiv. Tyranna. Tyranna Pola Polis. What's up? Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Here's my thingy. If you have been enjoying the stream at all, consider...
03:05:29 Foxfire, I did give away a Marshall earlier, I'm sorry.
03:08:20 You guys seem to like the first Bucky shirt. I do think it's the better one, but I figured I'd just... I was taking a quick break. We have... I don't know if the Europeans know what Bucky's is, but... I think most of you, anyway. Yeah, I got more, dude. Half of my wardrobe is from a gas station. I'm built different.
03:08:53 I thought about putting on a hot dog costume for you guys, but it's a little hot today. I might heat stroke out. Take rid of the spin counter, by the way. Oh, wait, they took it. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold the, hold on, hold on. No, they did not. Did they?
03:09:22 It's THE gas station. True Foxfire. Should I do a... I feel like I gotta do a dumb outfit for you guys before we conclude stream. Is there no... Do you not get spin counter anymore? Hold on, let me actually land in station. That would be really depressing. It's like going really slow. Let me turn up my sensitivity. Oh my god.
03:09:58 No, mine's showing up. Sorry, my stupid checkout code's there. But I'm still getting the spin counter. Are you saying they get reset? It is working. It is working. Capitan Navi Castation dick pills are the best.
03:10:19 They're like Rhino 69 double power energy pills. They're like, it looks like the size of like a, they're like this big and they're like metallic. Yeah, I have never tried one of those. I am scared of what it would, what it would do.
03:10:39 Where can you use that checkout code Crash? Is it a creator code for the official Yvonne? I have no idea, to be honest. I think I have a code. Just kidding. Yeah, if you guys want to use it, that'd be hella chill. But no worries. Yeah, the spin counter works, though. You scared me. That was pretty messed up. I'm trying to spin your ship and nothing is happening.
03:11:13 I was trying to find the nun costume. I don't think I'm gonna find it. I don't think I'm gonna find it. Let me, I'll be just one more moment. Hold on.
03:11:48 Okay, Ashley's helping me out. In the meantime. Now. Small complex. What do we got over there? Nothing. Open. Nothing. Medium.
Faction Warfare Erkundung und PvP-Aktionen
03:12:18
03:12:18 Nothing. Check all the comments. They might be watching, so let me actually do this. Let's see if there's a novice over here. Scout, that is. Used to be called novice. Let's go this way. Also, pro tip, if you're new to Faction Morpher, always warp yourself at least 10. Because if you warp yourself at 0, there's a very good chance you start bouncing off of the acceleration gate.
03:12:51 Yeah, I'm working on a new outfit. Open. Small. I just popped this. I want to see if anyone pops. If they don't, we'll move on.
03:13:13 Yes, this hat is also from a gas station. I actually gave one of these to Björn when I visited Iceland. I had to replace it. Björn B has one of these. Unless it didn't make it home with him. It was a crazy week. I'll have to ask him if he still has it. I have to... One moment though.
03:13:40 Ich habe, oh wait, griffon navy issue? Let me see. Thank you, baby. Before I do costume change. There might be a griffon on its way over. Maybe not. There might be something else on it. Small over here. Yes, it is. Okay, let's just try to get the fight first. Since we're staging out of Ammar today, I think I know what I have to do.
03:14:12 It's only right. They both inside? You guys kissing in there? Screw it. Fuck it, we ball. I go in. We dip skis if it's not a plus one. See what happens.
03:14:44 They are friendly to you.
03:14:53 Good news is, ship, go fast. Ship, very agile. Ship, immediately break, invuln, warp, duff, just warp out of there. Another reason frigates are so fun. Ship, go quick, warp fast, can do things like that to kind of scout stuff out and say, like, eh, you know, actually, I don't want to get fisted right now. Give me one moment, please. Be right back.
03:15:26 Quick question, do you guys know of any royalty-free Gregorian chants? I imagine they're royalty. Is there any of Gregorian chant enjoyers in the chat? Got any recommendations for me? I'll be right back.
Rückkehr zum PvP und Diskussion über den Spin Counter
03:18:50
03:18:50 Let's do some PvP, boys. Woo! Happy Friday! Let's get back to it. No, it's not.
03:19:10 No, es ist nicht ein Power Trip. Ich habe es nicht... Es ist schon lange, seit ich es aufgenommen habe. Ich glaube, eine der letzten Streams, ich habe es mit, was mit Rushlock? Es ist schon lange. Do you need to scream? Ja, ich habe es. Es ist Friday, baby. Let's go! Bless you, Chat. Bless you. Es hat einen tollen Tag. Es hat einen tollen Tag. Es hat einen tollen Tag. Es hat einen tollen Tag für dich. Take care.
03:19:39 Let me see, let me see what's popping off nearby. Amemaki still has some content, for sure. Still has some content, for sure, but... We can't just listen to Gregorian chants all night. I have done that before, but... You guys ever heard, like, Gregorian house music? It's pretty sick. This is how cults start. Aye. What do you mean?
03:20:10 What do you mean? Bro, I'm just an average Amarian citizen. There's no... There's no religious undertones here. I'm just going out to the club on a Friday night as one of those Amar homies, okay? Listen. I had to do it. I had to...
03:20:41 Best I could do is Baby Oil. Why are we talking about Baby Oil exactly? Where did we swap over to that? You had a 10K spin screenshot. So Zesh, you... Let me get this straight. The spin counter resets every time you log off, correct? I need the Amar Tome.
03:21:16 Well, I don't have the Amar Tobe. I got like Yukon Ho with Calvin and Hobbes. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Bobby Dick? This work? This is close enough, right?
03:21:48 Oh, das works. I'm just a generic Amarian citizen. Okay, let's not get it twisted. Let me see. Small, empty. I'm checking out Auga. Auga. As real ones would say. Going to Auga. See what's going on over there.
03:22:20 This book slaps... Is this like the children's version? I found this in like a box. I feel like Moby Dick is way longer than this. Is this like... This is not the full length. The sail was shortened as the Pequod followed the path of Moby Dick. Again, the sailor in the masthead kept a close watch peering through his spyglass. He called out to Ahab, Heading east, sir.
03:22:50 You guys want to do a Moby Dick reading sometime? Yeah, this seems too short. Seems too short to be the... Um...
03:23:04 Ich möchte wirklich, ich glaube nicht, ich bin bereit, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, ich möchte, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
03:24:04 I don't know if I'm allowed to play that whole thing, so I won't, but... The song is Blood and Thunder by Mastodon.
03:24:17 Das war mein erstes Metal Show, eigentlich. Ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich weiß, ich weiß. Ich spiele es auf meine Striebe. Es mutes die VOD und so. Es ist immer noch nicht ein Problem. Aber ich weiß nicht, dass CCP in keine Probleme ist. Also, wir machen... Royalty-free. Ein Moment, bitte. Ist mein Hat f***ed up? Oh, ja, ja. Es ist definitiv f***ed up. Okay.
03:24:45 Das sieht gut aus, eigentlich. Hold on. Das ist irgendwie clean. Ich liebe das. All right. Kormonen? Kormonen ist ein bisschen wie ein Pipe. Das ist ein crazyer Name.
03:25:04 Oh, Jack's here. What's up, Jack? What's up, dude? One second, please. Let me see if I can... I'm gonna... I think we're gonna go to Vard, actually. I'm gonna try Vard out. I think that'll take us right back through Amemake, if I remember correctly. So we'll just crash this gate, go back through.
03:25:31 So I take off the hat okay the hat is be it's it's a little too yeah, it's feeling it's making it feel culty in here. I'm sorry we should I'll take off the hat Lane Quanta has messaged me Gary okay if you send me a picture of a guy's butthole I swear to god I'm gonna open this up but not on screen
03:26:01 Is it a dude's butthole? No, it's a... Plus, it's a GIF, and then secretly it turns into a guy's butthole. I think he actually... Alright. What's going on here?
03:26:14 You flying in Macario tonight, bro? Let's go, dude. You doing some mock action? I did a lot of battleship roaming last time. To be honest, thank you guys so much for watching me just goof around in frigates. It's a lot of fun. This is really how I started streaming, and I kind of wanted to just bring it back there tonight. Spin count? Oh, is this spin count? I'm so stupid. That's what you were trying to show me. I'm so sorry. Hold on.
03:26:42 I already lost it. I'm so dumb. Holy cow. 10,005. 10,005 spins. You did it, dude. Does anyone have a higher spin count? 10,005. You spun it 10,000 times. What group are you in? Lane.
03:27:12 TNT, okay. If it was NC Dot, that would have been funnier. And if, like, the NC Docked meme would be, like, it would have just... I was like, it would be really funny if it... I'm not even saying, like, NC Dot Docs more. I really don't have opinions either which way for a lot of the gnoll groups. But if... You know what I'm saying? Like, if you were an NC Dot, that would have even...
03:27:41 Goons come out and fight, dude. So does NC Dot. So everyone does. Sometimes they come out and fight a little too hard and they cyber bully me and I cry myself to sleep at night. It's better than not coming out to fight at all, so I'll take it. Didn't a dude get a medal from CCP for station spinning? I don't know. Is there anyone from CCP staff that could potentially confirm if that ever happened?
03:28:10 Ich denke, ich denke, ich bin alleine heute. Ich denke, ich glaube, dass jemand von CCP hier ist und sie ist wahrscheinlich... Wir können... Wir können ihn auf hier wieder sein. Wir können das nicht tun. Ich bin sorry, Leute. Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich
Planung des weiteren Streams und Content-Empfehlungen
03:28:36
03:28:36 I think that's for the best, Ultron. I will take all blame for any stupid stuff that happens on the stream tonight. Is there anyone after me on the schedule? That was the main thing. I wanted to see, like... I saw a lot of other people were going late if they were allowed to.
03:28:58 But I don't wanna, like, I don't wanna impose, you know? I'm very lucky to have the viewership. I don't wanna, like, take over too much.
03:29:10 But if anyone from CCP that wants to reach out to me on Discord, let me know if I can go later tonight. If not, that's totally okay. I think I'm last for today, I'm pretty sure. I was told it was okay, I think, at one point, but I want to make sure I'm right on that. And I don't want to be greedy. You know, I don't want to be greedy. If it's open, it's open.
03:29:42 I just want to give you guys a good Friday night stream. Four hours. Okay, we have time. Thank you. Thank you, Trev. You said it was cool. What's up, Brady? You're what? Do you have a work meeting? A normal phone call? For work? So I can't say, like...
03:30:11 Butthole really loud? Guys, I can't say butthole really loud for the next 5-10 minutes.
03:30:28 Lock in. Vard. Gamers on scan. None. 44 people in local. We are unfortunately just looking at a medium advanced. Nothing popped. Let me open the map. Let's seriously look at the... This is like the diamond of fuckery, if you will.
03:30:49 If you want content, you come here, look for the Diamond of Fuckery. Go to Amamake and just keep looking around the diamond, okay? Also up towards Huola. So if I pop in Huola, there's some content finding advice for you guys. Going down this way can sometimes... Historically has gotten me content. Nowadays, I feel like...
03:31:16 just depends i think everybody has a life tonight besides us chat i think i think we're the losers and they're not they're like
03:31:27 People are out, like, eating sushi with... ...or something. I don't know what everyone's... They're not... There's not a ton of people gaming. We have a lot of frontline systems that we could check out. There's Asset, which I think is up to the north. Yeah. So I used to actually live out here. I'm gonna take this route because it's a frontline system and I see a little bit of activity that way. Um, if not, we're in a frigate. We can come back quickly.
03:31:51 Ja, Automod will block Links. Um, I... Thank you, Mike. I will actually pull it up, because it does show me it. What is this? Bukalite's ship spinning... He got a medal for it? Is this real? Oh my god. It does... That's so sick.
03:32:15 No way, that exists. In recognition of your relentless spirit and unmatched devotion, spitting your ship 10,000 times in a single day.
03:32:29 Did you do it in a single day, Zez? That's so... Did you have the mic sensitivity before the... How long does that take to spin it 10,000 times? Alexa, fart!
03:32:49 I'm not gonna ship. I'm like tempted to test it out myself, but let's not ship. Let's not spin the ship and station. Let's not do that. There's a Kestrel somewhere. Focus back up. I'm so sorry. There he is. Format this.
03:33:11 Is he coming in here? Let's see if he's looking for content. There's a possibility, as someone that kills comets in Kestrels, there's a possibility he might be like, Square up. Square up. Piss, baby. Let's do this. There's a chance. We'll see. Let's get in here.
03:33:34 Format disc. Where are you going? Show me the way. He's aligning. He goes to Azara? I don't want to follow him too far. I don't think he's... Wait, let's not. Let's not. Yeah, let's try to find him.
03:33:55 Do you want to do a passive regen Dami today? If it's chill, and I go over time, and it's not a dick move to go over time, most certainly. I could just park the Comet. We got a couple kills in here. I was hoping to get a few more fights out here, though. Just lock in for a second.
03:34:23 Am I feeling like a silly goose?
03:34:56 How long do Galnet skins take to be sent? I think it's actually generally pretty quick, bud. Um, I think you should get an e-mail. An e-mail, that is. Oh, that's, that's like that kind of sinusoid. Yeah, let's do it. I was just checking to see if it was adventure, because I'm a terrible person.
03:35:25 5 Minutes says my name is Gabe. Generally, it's pretty quick. If I'm remembering correctly, it's in the form of an EVE mail. I might have one here. Yeah, I think it looks something like this. I hope I redeemed that, because if I didn't, you guys are going to steal it from me, but I'm pretty sure I did. It gives you a code in the EVE mail.
03:35:58 ... ... ... ... ... ...
03:36:29 If you guys, this is a hard one. If you can tell me the name or the artist behind the song we are listening to right now, I'll go back. No, I'll let it play. It's still playing. I was worried it was going to end there for a second. If someone is the last name of the person, I'm going to send you a skit.
03:36:58 Oh no. I will be incredibly impressed if you guys get it in a reasonable time. It's a lesser known one. It's a lesser known one. I'm keeping an eye out.
03:37:27 I would be super surprised if it's not Verity. Nope. Band nerds, where are you? Wait, did it just switch? No, it's still in. Shazam, bro, it's easy. He's using the cheat codes.
03:37:53 Hold on. Goddammit, Brendan. I gotta pause that for just a second while we do this. Actually, since I'm out in space, what I'll do is send you guys money. Okay? Can anyone get it? Can anyone get it? I'm looking. Anne-Sophie Mutter? No, no, no. I mean, I don't think so. Is that an instrumentalist in it?
03:38:34 The song is by, should I say? It has violin sonata in G might be another.
03:38:55 Lanky Craig. Actually, I think, yes. Okay. So Lanky said Tartini first. And I think the most fair way to play this is the composer name. I think maybe it has an alternate name, but it's the Devil's Trill Sonata by Giuseppe Tartini. Which is a deep, a little bit of a deep cut. Not like a deep, deep cut, but it's yes. It's Tartini. Lanky Craig.
03:39:24 Also, let me see here. Yeah, Shazam's giving people the soloist name.
03:39:37 Lanky UK, congratulations, buddy. Doing this, all the CCP streams, there's a lot of people typing, so this one stresses me out anyways. Let's just do more marbles giveaways instead of music guessing giveaways, because I'm like, someone's... Devil's Trill, enjoy Lanky. Little bonus for you.
03:40:06 I wouldn't have been able to guess that one. So, hell yeah. Congrats, congrats. What's up, Reniverse? Oh, they're in a different system. Let me lock back in. I was saying I was going to lock back in and here I am being a doofus and not locking in at all. Jump next system, let's scan. Brendan, I'm going to unpause the Tangier.
03:40:34 Brendan's here, guys, so a word of warning, it's going to become a complete shit show. I love you, Brendan. Thank you so much for the bitties, dude. He has gifted you guys this beautiful song. Hope you guys enjoy this next one. The name is Tutti Frutti Lover by the Caramella Girls.
03:41:03 Enjoy. Here we go. Ah! Alright, locking back in.
PvP-Aktionen und Hangar-Entscheidungen
03:41:32
03:41:32 Quorum Navy, we keep running into stuff that's just a little too spicy for us, chat. We arrived in Asset, there's 26 people in the system. It might be Yeet time. I think what I'm going to do, just to min-max here, is probably take the route back to Amemake and see if I find anything. That is a lot of retrievers. I guess maybe in case there's a chance.
03:42:02 Quorum Navy's at the small. What if I just feed this guy? It'd be really cool if I could kill a Quorum Navy with this thing, but I really don't think I will. I really don't think I will. Thank you, Trevor. That's a fair take.
03:42:27 Trevor, thank you. Trevor's looking out for me. I appreciate you, buddy. I gotta get Trevor and Nyla some kind of gift after all the mod shenanigans these last couple streams. We're letting this play during the fight. You guys can see pretty good, right?
03:42:56 I wonder what kind of fit he's got. Is he asleep? Is he asleep right now? Is he blasters? Oh god, that's a lot of damage. Is he going to switch quick enough?
03:43:24 I'm gonna pull out to 10 a little bit. Oh, he's repping, he's repping. This sucks. This sucks, dude. Did I break him? I think the answer is no. Does he have null loaded? God, it's close. God, it's close!
03:43:54 We're out of cap. I burnt my scram. It was worth the shot. It was worth... Yeah, it's just not enough buffer. We... We kinda... There was like a chance. There was a chance, but he kept... It might be... Dual MASB fit? I'm not 100% sure. Obviously, we had range control, so we dipped out. But, um... Yeah. Almost. I lost the drones, that's okay. I'm gonna park this thing.
03:44:24 These Comets had a good life. We tried to punch up a couple times. We got a couple kills in it. I think I'm going to do some stupid ships with you guys now. That's okay. Or just larger. I got some frigates in. I had fun with them. Now it is time.
03:44:44 What are we feeling? We feeling silly stuff? Passive Regen Dominix? Maybe a, um... Sorry, what is Hentai CGI Master? What are we talking about exactly?
03:45:01 My stream is just a constant treadmill of regret. Just a constant treadmill of regret.
03:45:33 I'm never being invited back. I'm so cooked. Oh, I love you guys. Thank you so much for the support. I'm gonna dock it up now.
03:45:47 The weebs are, I don't even know if Brendan's a weeb, dude. I think he just likes the song. Brendan, can you confirm for chat, are you in fact a weeb? I think he's just a tutti frutti enjoyer, dude. He's, if nothing, consistent. He comes in, he's like, not weeb, but definitely, he comes in, he's like,
03:46:13 I think this is in Swedish, right? I'm pretty sure this is Swedish. Darkshines. Hi Darkshines, what's up bro?
03:46:25 Shines Raid. Blessed day. Shines, thank you so much. Thank you so much for the raid, dude. I'm so sorry this is happening right as you came in. It's a little embarrassing. How is stream? How are you? I'm gonna park this comet. We got a couple kills in it, but I want to fly dumb stuff for you guys, so you're right in time. Yeah, it is Swedish. Thank you, guys. I was like, I'm pretty sure this is Swedish.
03:47:22 Goodbye, Comet 07s. Goodbye. Back to Geeta. Geeta? I might be able to do it from Amar, actually. Let's see. Let me death clone it. Let me death clone it. Let me see if there's fillies and stuff. I'm not a space pope. I'm just a normal Amar citizen.
03:47:52 Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal. Ich bin normal.
03:48:19 What you guys would like me to fly next. Yeah, exactly. Daedalus, yeah. Now that I think about it... Yeah, it's not a great... Yeah. The lore in the game gets a little spicy sometimes. I don't know. Amar Pope drives Federal Comet and dances with Peldar.
03:48:51 Okay, help me out. DarkShines, thank you so much for the raid, by the way. I know it's an absolute mess in here. I'm so sorry. Um, Slash... Let me give a shout-out to Shines. Real quick. Brendan is not sorry.
03:49:12 Everybody, go give Darkshine some love. Hit that follow button, alright? I know, I'm sorry. We gotta... To be honest, the Tangier was pretty chill. We didn't have that much shitposting for like a couple hours there. And then it just picked up a lot of steam. I'm doing a poll. Oh, did I do the wrong... Oh my god, I did the wrong one.
03:49:42 Hold on, hold on, hold on, Trev, can you get it? Will it let you repost it? I spelled it wrong. What did I do? Hold on.
03:50:10 This is happening in the background. I just wanted to give Shines a shoutout. I did it last time too. What is the spelling?
03:50:20 Mods, you're on top of it. The next time it comes, can we like, what if we do the, hold on. Give me the, let's, Dark Shines Eve. God damn it, I'm so stupid. I'm pinning a message real quick, okay? From Alvaron. Ah, that doesn't work. That doesn't, it doesn't carry over. Oh no. Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it, I got it. Hold on. Twitch.tv slash.
03:50:49 Dark Shines Eve. Yeah, we got this. Will it post as a link? There we go. I think this works. Guys, everyone click that and follow that guy because I'm an idiot and forgot. Oh, we got a shout out too. Perfect. There we go. Thanks, mod team.
03:51:18 Stream froze again? I have no dropped frames. That might be on your end. Let's go. Shines, thank you again for the raid. Can you tell your boys to stop cyberbullying me so hard, though? Like... This one wasn't too bad, but this one... 49 of them.
03:51:46 I think the best thing I can do so I don't waste anyone else's time is to just get in a ship and go. Let me see what's in the hangar. Were you guys out and about? Yeah, that was my praxis.
Suspect Timer Probleme und Level 3 Hype Train
03:52:13
03:52:13 Es ist der Divine Punishment. Es ist... An AT-Pilot hat es auf. So, ihr könnt es sagen, es ist ein Bad-Fit. An AT-Pilot ist behind es. So, you know...
03:52:29 I have some things here, I'm deciding. Part of me just wants to see how much money I can steal. Oh, you're doing metanoxes? Onefleet took a detour real quick to kill a Praxis.
03:52:48 Who was it? Who was that little punk? Nah, you don't have to tell me. What a little... He did a little detour to come fucking beat me up. Unbelievable. I'm looking at these fits and I don't know that I'm super, super excited. I'm in a mar right now.
03:53:17 I'm buying something. Give me one moment, please. I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, rams, hogs, dogs, chicken, turkeys, rabbits. You made it! God damn it! Good news. We can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee.
03:53:46 Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. This is insane! What is that, Redeemer? I'm gonna... I'm gonna get into a, uh... A Drake. I'm getting into a Drake.
03:54:06 Maybe we'll kill another Marshal. Probably not. Probably not. But I'm getting into a Drake, okay? Maybe. It'd be cool, right? But I don't think that's gonna happen. I'll do my best. I just want to get out there. And Amar has it. Fish Redeem. Let's go.
03:54:36 Shipname chat, please shipname. Can you give me a shipname chat? Kitchen gun. Tinned beef? I like that. Clams. Alright, you know what? Clamslam, one out.
03:55:09 Great job, Chat. Happy Friday. Great names all around, but that one's going to take it. That'll be our ship. Yep, that's a strong name.
03:55:38 It is the middle of July. It is the middle of July. Twice in a day you... Okay, I gotta stop. I just gotta focus up. Get the missiles in. Do the really cool skin. There we go.
03:56:04 Oh, Gott.
03:56:31 I have suspect timer. Oh no. We had sus timer still. I haven't done low sec in a minute. Hold on. Here's what we do. If I just leave ship and I undock...
03:56:58 I'm sus- I didn't realize I still had sus timer. We have another minute 30 left. Oh my god, it's annoying. So, I think I get rid of the log off timer by... Is it a blow pot up re-log situation? Oh, you're a dirty bitch. Oh my god.
03:57:16 Guys, of all the redeems, of all of... It just keeps getting worse. Oh, shit. Grassy bean? Yeah, sure. Sorry. Yeah, give me another one. Come on. Hold on, let me see what you're saying. Goddammit, guys. Oh, please. Shut up.
03:57:47 Will ich einfach meine Discord DMs real quick? Okay, no one yelled at me yet. Hello Tambor, how are you doing?
03:58:15 I'm solving my suspect timer problem. We're almost there. I'm getting back in a drake. Pretty good solo PvP ship, as a lot of you know.
03:58:43 We are currently at a Level 3 Hype Train. Bitties and Subbies can help push us to the next level. You guys are insane. I love you though. Level 15 Tangier Party. I have to add a few levels to that. Thank you very much. So that's 117 spins. Level Offline Hype Train? Did you guys give me another Hype Train while I'm offline?
03:59:14 Ja, okay, okay. Um, let me just say thank you real quick. Swankynick, thanks for the follow. Brendan, you're a legend. Thank you so much for repeatedly playing this. Tangia, you absolute monster. Um, Tupac, Shinji, MessCleaner. Salatarium, Tracer, thanks for the follow. There was a lot of follows coming in. AyaXO, Aspery, CaptainStew, Um, OmegaBlack777, MyCatHeaven is up.
03:59:43 Zarly Sharktopus, thank you for the follow. I know I'm missing a bunch, but thank you guys so much for all the followers. Sorry, it got so degenerate, especially in the last half hour. We're going to make it through it.
03:59:58 I think I'm good to go now. I do have a limited engagement timer with a couple dorks on the undock, but I think if I'm quick enough, I get this instant undock warp, and we're going to be chill. We're going to be chill. Another one? Oh my god.
04:00:23 I'm going to play a lot of classical music to try to boost the IQ count. We're going to listen to really fancy classical music. Hopefully that restores some of the brain rot loss.
04:00:51 Warping. Okay, I think we got it this time. Move these around a little bit. Put this online. Interference from warp is, uh... Less farts, more classical. Unsub, unfollow, I understand.
04:01:15 You guys were being so... You guys were being so... Oh my god, it's Brendan. It's just Brendan. It's just Brendan. It's just Brendan. Oh my god. I love you, Brendan. It's time! Did you... You... Oh, you did.
04:01:43 Thank you so much for the biddies. Also, you are an actual demon. I'm sorry, Chad. Thank you. Oh, here we go. Was that it? Is Tangier just broken? Hold on.
04:02:14 Okay, it's fixed now.
Bankraub-Versuch und unerwarteter Tod
04:02:58
04:02:58 Happy Friday, boys and girls! Let's go! I hope I don't land in frat space. That's all I'm hoping for. That's really... I promise you I made this one expensive.
04:03:26 So much for the support, bro.
04:04:22 Oh, I hate that. What the hell is this?
04:04:52 It's almost time to focus up. I'm gonna look for a bank to rob, okay? Ah, 94. 94? We have 160. Pretty good, two Vexors immediately warped back. To a Christmas machine.
04:05:25 What I have to... Here, I know what to do. I'll just, um... I'll kill the volume for a second. Just in case. Just in case. It's a good point. While I've never gotten in trouble for it, you know, we'll be extra careful.
04:06:02 Every day feels like Christmas with you guys, chat. If Christmas was in Guantanamo Bay and I was strapped into one of those sleep deprivation things where they just play retail music.
04:06:29 Das ist The Pale Fantasy.
04:06:36 I have nothing to say. You have brainwiped me. We were doing good. I- I- It was so- We were so good for so long. I was so proud of you. I was so proud of you, MyChat. And then you- You fucking win Ape. You absolutely- We got hard-hard-based Soviet Elmo now. Oh my god. We're going off- We're going completely off the rails now. It's all over.
04:07:04 Es ist toll, um, es hat wirklich Spaß zu sein, um, um... Oh mein Gott, all right, so I'm on my way to a bank.
04:07:33 I feel physical pain. Happy Friday to all of you. I just feel so bad. I need to get you guys more solo kills. This is...
04:08:07 Oh, they're bringing out all the good ones tonight. Oh, boy. Oh. No! Please. Please, Chicken Nugget. Guys. Thank you for the bitties.
04:08:26 I am a broken man. XU7, here I come. Why did I go to a bank so far away? It was a good bank. Is there something better though? Am I missing? Yeah, no. I think I have a bad route. Hold on. This looks better. Fortunately, we're going the correct direction. This looks better.
04:08:50 Chat, um, be honest with me, you go to McDonald's, right? What do you order? Like, what's your, do you have a combo meal? It's totally fine if you're like, I would never do that, Crash Naps, I would never go to McDonald's. You need to, you need to care about your body more, Crash Naps. The cholesterol. But what would, if you guys were...
04:09:21 Two double cheese, only mustard, onion, medium fries. Deluxe spicy chicken sandwich. Does anyone in here actually order chicken nuggies? Or is that not... Quarter pounder with mac sauce? Okay, that's pretty base. I like that choice.
04:09:41 I have never eaten a McDonald's. Hell yeah, dude. I think you're probably better off for it. It's so salty that I genuinely am like every once in a while. I just, I crave it, you know. It's just so salty. Why is there a rattlesnake on this gate?
04:10:06 This seems really scuffed given what was next door. So I'm going to keep it moving. There's gate flashes. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm going to hopefully make the right move by not engaging on that. We don't even have tackle. We're just going for the bank robbery. I don't even know if it's bait or if it's just people moving around. You have reached the Tangier Dance Party. Let the party begin.
04:10:35 119 spins, baby! Thank you guys so much. I might have to do... We ran over on time. Do you guys want me to shut it down yet? I'm not like... Should we keep this? Should we keep it going?
04:11:15 Real quick, is there any CCP staff members in the chat right now? Convict was here last time, but he's probably busy playing Dune or something. For the record, I apologize. That's all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
04:11:43 We're all alone in your chat. Just, just, just us.
04:11:49 You guys have been amazing tonight. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you so much CCP for letting me do this. And yeah. You guys are amazing. I hope you're having fun. We're in a drake. This is a big bank. I imagine we might not be met with the most kind response for this one. It's not like obscene though. It's not like a 300, 400 mil bank. So there's always a chance.
04:12:16 ...that I don't get absolutely plowed. We shall see. Let me play some fancy music. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the Tangier redeems. I know it's a little obnoxious. With this many people in chat, it gets a little hectic on the Tangier queue. Even more so than usual. Thank you guys so much for the support. It allows me to keep doing whatever the fuck it is I keep doing. You guys are amazing.
04:12:47 Why can't longer get Galnet skin? Um... Did the Galnet skins drop today? Am I the last? Wait, wait, wait. Am I the absolute last guest? No, isn't the... Isn't there stuff tomorrow? Yeah, no, no, no. There's stuff tomorrow. But are drops off for the Varger skin?
04:13:18 I'm not... I haven't connected yet, okay? I haven't even slid yet. I was concerned with... That was eight days ago. Okay, so... Wait, wait. You guys have drops enabled right now? Ongoing for the... I'm sorry. It went from Varger to Gnosis. I was scared that there wasn't any drops on the CCP channel. It is working. Today is Gnosis.
04:13:49 Ja, so CCP was doing specific to the CCP channel. Um... 16 hours to next skin finish. I just gotta do a 16 hour barn burner? Sure thing. Thanks, Dicker Green. Um...
04:14:15 Musik ist ein bisschen intensiv. Das ist vielleicht ein Foreshadowing. Hey, hey, hey! Link your fucking kill board, Walter White. 1v1-me. 1v1-me, Walter! Unbelievable. Lock it! Ikimora, Nyx, Metamorphosis, Sentinels.
04:14:46 Oh god, I'm so... I see the local. Just a little bit at first, but it's getting worse. It's... Fucking Ziggs! If I show Titty, will you leave me alone?
04:15:16 I'm so screwed. Oh my god. I am so dead. I am absolutely not long for this world.
04:15:35 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
04:15:58 Oh, okay. Maulers? And this thing's not online. Oh my god, dude. We don't even... Oh. You know? I... This is a skill issue. This is a skill issue. I think...
04:16:31 There was moments in time I could have seen this coming. I could have prepared more. Sorry to let you guys down, Chad. Sorry. There was more I could have done. Maybe I just... Maybe there's... Maybe I could escape.
04:17:03 Maybe I can just Usain Bolt it to the edge of the bubble Maybe there's a chance for me Oh god It's so much My prop won't turn on
04:17:32 It is quite beautiful, though. I am... I am a literal inferno. Oh my god, I'm going to Valhalla, dude. The portal's opening up. I see the light! Ah! It's over! Oh my god.
04:18:00 Oh my god, it's so bright. What was causing that? That's sick. That's actually sick. What is that? Am I going Super Saiyan?
04:18:28 SSJ5Goku? Was ist passiert?
04:18:34 What is that what it causes that effect there's a is that a python no wait wait wait that's the not a python sorry that's a The other fancy one or is that just a skin that's the monitor Just with the skin that looks like the AT ship I was like what am I looking at that's a lot of maulers boys good fight um close close
04:19:00 I'll do better next time. I'll practice a little bit more. That looked really cool though. I don't know what was causing that. It would be... Okay, so... This is the bubble. We have a little ways to go. We've made it.
Rettung durch eine Flotte und NPSI-Aktionen
04:19:31
04:19:31 I would scram someone, but I have absolutely no, um, absolutely zero capacitor right now. It is, um, I am slurped dry. Ziggs is messaging me. Want to join us? Yes. It's my only way out.
04:19:57 I have been kidnapped. Drop your fleet. Got it. Oh, my drones! Oh no! Drones, come back! You're getting beat up out there. Oh my god, we might make it after all! I have been absorbed into the fleet!
04:20:26 Alright, you guys... We're going RTAC A, I got it. You guys don't have to worry about my comms. I'll just look for broadcasts and follow you guys around. Beautiful, beautiful. We're NPSIing. Wait, do I get SRP? Do I get SRP though? Hold on. Oh, they already sent me money.
04:20:57 Oh, I'm orbiting some... I think I'm getting pulled out. Okay. This music right now. I mean, chill it out a little. That was intense. Um, I guess... We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay, chat. Align? Is he... Did he give the align? Hi, guys.
04:21:25 They took pity on me, and they've invited me to their merry band. Let's do it, boys. FC, is it okay if I bring my Drake? Oh, I can turn on my AB right now. I'm so sorry. I should have... I'm sorry, boys. I will try not to fat kid too much. I'm so sorry. You guys are moving quicker.
04:21:50 This is a thick old group you guys got here. What are we getting up to? What are we up to this evening? I did, I did. Sorry, I did.
04:22:12 Alright, okay. We're going to Goonies space. Follows the train- I am, sorry guys. I will keep up. If you guys keep doing broadcasts and stuff, I'll be Gucci. I'll be Gucci. I'll watch too. If I'm a little bit slow, you guys are probably, you know, you knew I was going to be a little bit slow off the get-go. But yeah, I'll keep up.
04:22:46 I'm almost out of the bubble. I'm taking kind of a terrible angle right now. Actually, let me cut across this way. Let me cut straight out so I can get out of the bubble a little bit quicker. And then I'll... I'm following you guys. I'm so sorry. I don't mean to slow us down. Am I actually the fat kid, though? There's a couple other guys in the bubble. So we'll be okay. We'll be okay.
04:23:13 Thank you guys for the fleet invite. Let's see if we can get some... This is perfect. Thank you guys so much for the fleet invite. I'm almost out of the bubble. Ziggs, you just keep those... You keep those Stargates. Those Stargate broadcasts coming. What do we get?
04:23:37 Time to... Guys, don't be a bad influence. Don't be a bad influence, okay? Eve online, baby. I'm coming. Okay, I'm not the slowest. This is good, this is good.
04:24:00 Could you imagine, after all that, I turn my slow-ass Drake around, slow-boat it back to the beacon, and steal the bank? Could you imagine? Keep up, please, Savik. I'm going as fast as I can. I'm sorry. I'm coming. I'm coming. You guys got a Mali? Oh, that's ours.
04:24:29 I will only lemming when I see at least 50% of the fleet lemming. You might kill a marshal yet. There's always a chance. There's always a chance, Chad. Thank you guys so much for watching tonight. Ziggs, thanks for the fleet invite, dude. Actually hilarious. Oh, Mally's going for...
Einstieg in die PvP-Action mit Hellblocks und Titan-Brücken
04:24:58
04:24:58 I am taking Worf. I know I'll be a little bit the fat kid, but I think we can keep up. How I killed a Nid and a Drake, I really didn't. That was fully negotiated. Oh god, oh, oh! We're getting giant space penised into somewhere. Oh my god, you guys are bridging.
04:25:25 Bro, I get why people join Hellblocks. This is sick as fuck. Giant Space Penis is just gonna teleport me to the middle of... ...wherever the fuck to go find content? Alright, I get it. I do get it. I get it. This is pretty sick. This is pretty sick, guys. CJ6MT.
04:25:58 Let me get Ziggs a shoutout. I hope I... Did we get Ziggs a shoutout already? It says I'm on cooldown. I'll get one later if not. Let's make sure we get Ziggs. Thanks so much for the... For not bopping me, guys. Hi, Mom. I am on Twitch. Yeah, you are.
04:26:29 Call your mom up right now. Let me talk to her. This is a beautiful development. I have no idea where the hell we're going. To be honest, I have no idea what I've been pulled into. It sounds like we're gonna get bridged somewhere. Um, we're just chilling out for a second. We're vibing.
04:26:57 I gotta give credit where credit's due. Thanks for the invite. Hope it's okay if I bring Drake. Are you guys MWD fit? No, wait. Are you guys AB or MW?
04:27:26 Can we get some Doltrev Appreciation Post? Let's get a shoutout for it. Occasionally... Who's gonna tell Reddit Crash's Horde now? Oh god, don't drama farm me anymore. They've been drama farming me all week, dude.
04:27:55 I went AFK for a moment to feed the kids and came back to Rimsky-Korsakov. I think you're right. Right? This is Dvorak right this second. Um, did it just change over? This is Symphony No. 9 Movement Tour by Antonin Dvorak. Chat. Um, the Drake lives.
04:28:23 I do feel the Drake is my luckiest ship. I do feel like, somehow, it always, I just find, I don't know why. I think it's because I, it's, someone sees a Drake on scan, and it's just, weird stuff is liable to happen. It, it, it just, I, it just keeps happening. First it,
04:28:54 Yes. Yeah, man. Don't make me cry right now.
04:29:14 Lock in! It's big fleet time. We're doing big fleet things. Are you guys awake? Are you? Are we? Are we ready? CCP's here. Um, guys, again, I don't know if you were here for the first five times I apologized, but I am very sorry. I am very sorry.
04:29:38 Stop reading. Oh, I'm reading. Wouldn't it be cool if they bridge and they land on a grid with, like, five other fleets and each fleet has a nerd they kidnap and they make them fight for sport? That would... Did that happen? Okay, they could probably do that if they were. That would be a really crazy development. They just, like, they all bring, like, some sort of gladiator.
04:30:09 Like, I find out that there was actually multiple groups that decided to adopt some wayward moron in a drake. Could you imagine? Oh, sit on the Titan. Am I not close enough? Sorry, sorry, sorry. I gotta get close, I gotta get close.
04:30:35 I'm approaching the large phallic Titan. Chris Caden sent, wouldn't it be nice if CrashNaps online his shield links before the bridge? I would agree with you that that would be nice. Oh god.
04:31:04 What happened? Bridge? Oh, wait, wait. I have to bridge. Oh my god, it's been a while. I'm so sorry. So I got scared because it did the thing on me?
04:31:26 I saw the animation, I thought I was getting dropped. Sort of like when I did the... Titan bridging is different than when they do the carrier jump. I'm so sorry. It's been a minute since I've Titan bridged. I will online the link. You're right. Oh god, I don't have the...
Chaos und Komplikationen während der Flottenoperationen
04:31:57
04:31:57 Let's not talk about the shield links for the rest of the night, okay? Stop hitting me with the ellipsis, okay? I'm doing my best! We're on our way. They invited me for the links, but what they didn't know...
04:32:29 Is I'm even more useless than I look. Offline a launcher? Split guns? Actually, that's a solid move. So I don't want to pop links yet, right? Because we're going through gates and stuff. I am the fat kid again.
04:32:59 No, I know, I should have brought... I should have brought the implant, I'm so sorry. I thought this one had one in... Yeah, there's no implant in. I'm the worst. I hear you guys. I... I will remember this. I will... I will cry about it later, okay? You're...
04:33:23 Your criticism is felt. I am so sorry. Okay, let's... Let's just... It's okay, it's okay. Hold on, let me ungroup guns. Maybe I can... Does this work? Hold on. Z-Tack Fetto? We're warping. Let me see if I can do this. So, simulate... If I turn off Uno Gun...
04:33:49 What if I turn off two guns? One gun, one gun should do it. Excuse me.
04:33:56 Put offline. Regroup. Oh god, can I not group them anymore? Am I gonna have to individually hit all of these when Ziggs calls primary? Oh, that's fine. That's fine, I love that. I'm not lemminging until I see 50 per second.
04:34:22 Whisky is fucking mad. Listen, be nice to them. They've invited me along on this excursion. We're putting the links online. I am not. They are literally. You guys are worried about the shield links. We're doing OG Navy Mauler comp with execs. Geyser.
04:34:50 Was it even worth the absolutely... Sorry for my French. Plucking over my ability to use my weapons in a smart way? I literally have to individually click every single individual launcher now. I love you guys. Happy Friday. Let's go.
04:35:19 Let's go! Lock in! If they decide to just randomly kill me at some point, I will understand completely. There will not be hard feelings. I worry...
04:35:38 There's the jumps. We see him jumping. As long as I don't lemming first, you know? Read chat. Read chat. Oh, sorry, sorry. In-game chat. Fleet chat. Shield reps for Crash. You guys don't have to worry about repping me, dude. I'm in a Drake and a Mauler fleet. Let me die. Aligning. Aligning, FC.
04:36:09 Okay, how are you guys doing today? Are you having an okay time so far? I'm not split Listen, you guys needed shield links
04:36:27 Ich denke, ich bin mit einem Schlitten zu Hör auf Kills. Ihr braucht Schildlings, ich versuche zu helfen. Ich versuche zu sein, ich versuche zu helfen. Ich versuche zu helfen. Ich versuche zu helfen. Ich versuche zu helfen.
04:36:45 I hope I'm aligned. Okay, we're good. We aligned in time. Ziggs is probably watching my Drake flop around until it's actually somewhat... Goddammit. It took him like an extra five seconds, but he did align. Eventually.
04:37:02 You know what sucks about my setup right now? Like, it... I'm used to doing solo PvP in Smallgank, so I have everyone's individual, like, names on permanently in space. I, like, change that little file. We should probably, I think during the next warp, actually, um...
Umgang mit Kritik und unerwarteten Situationen im Stream
04:37:34
04:37:34 Oh, Snoopari, do you need... Do you need me to give you actual expert input on how to play this game? Are you kidding? Hold on. So guys, I can't group modules because I turned off one of them to be able to turn my shield links off. Okay, so if I right-click... I unfortunately cannot...
04:38:02 You're just hurting how much knowing cases... You've spelt a three-letter word wrong. And you're coming into my chat to tell me I'm bad at this game? Hold on real quick. While I'm mid-work... Let me talk to this guy. You... You dare?
04:38:32 Oh, das ist was ihr wollt? Ist das was ihr wollt? Die ganze Zeit? Ist das was ihr wollt? Du wirst verstehen, wie easy das ist, wie easy das ist? Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich... Ich...
04:39:08 So sorry. I'm actually sorry about that one. I called BS. Easy peg, but oh yeah. Easy peggy. Woo! Let's go, baby! I'm proud of you, you know. I don't know if you've been watching me long enough. Oh boy, dude. Can I be completely honest?
04:39:33 I have done it before, but to be completely honest, can I be completely honest with you guys? I kind of forgot you could do that. I did. I never split guns, like, for any reason. We know, I know, I hope you know. I had to make it even worse. I had to double down.
04:40:02 Snoopari! Yes, I am a casual player. Snoopari, can you tell me, um, like, can you give me some other pro tips? I would like more t- I just want to get better at the game, Snoopari. Oh my god!
04:40:29 Gib me some more pro tips, buddy. Join Horde? How many... Hold on, hold on. Hi, guys. I'm the Drake. I just learned a new way to group guns. I'm having a good time. Let me just type in local real quick.
04:40:59 Can we just all lower our expectations just a little bit? Oh shit, he's rewarping us, actually. I am probably the fat kid here. Am I last off-grid? Ooh, close to it! Not last, though. Did I just hear Winnie the Pooh make a Deez Nuts joke? You know, I don't think so, but ooh.
04:41:23 What the hell are you guys doing over here? According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique d'Analise Cardinal. Don't Denshin Impact post me at a time like this. I need to lock in. According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique d'Analise Cardinal. Aligning. Aligning FC. They're gonna move faster than me. But I think we can get there in time.
04:41:53 Ah, we're chillin'. Just a bunch of drones. It's just a bunch of... So what this is, is a, uh... I think this is just to decloak people. You know? It's a big sphere of... We now turn to the Oratrice Mechanique d'Analise Cardinal. According to the judgment of the Oratrice Mechanique d'Analise Cardinal. Can we... At a time like this? At a time like this? In these circumstances?
04:42:21 The drama! Oh my god! The drama! The best I can do is 50 bucks, and that's me! Best I can do is 50 bucks, I'll take it!
04:42:51 It's fair. It's a fair price. It's a fair price for a streamer soul. Yeah, honestly, 50 is pretty nice. Pretty nice. I wouldn't... Yeah. A streamer soul? Yeah, that's... Yeah. 50 is a pretty good deal. Pretty good deal. Okay, so what's going on exactly? Are we jumping this? Hello, Tag Knife.
04:43:19 Sorry, I'm using so much caps lock. I just got three things to say. God bless our troops, God bless America, and gentlemen!
04:43:35 When did I get in the Horde fleet? I think Ziggs and the boys took pity on me when I was in a drake in the middle of NC.Space robbing a bank and they all came in. Spammed as much E-War on me as possible. And then said, actually, let's just invite him. Why is the kinetic echo, oh my god. Thank you so much for the biddies. You guys are animals.
04:44:04 We have to lock back in. FC's probably doing important stuff. Drones is to uncloak cloakies. An Economy student did a thesis on the price of souls and determined that they were only worth around $2.59. Too much supply, not enough demand. Okay, yeah, that...
04:44:31 Das, das eigentlich kind of adds up. Da's a lot of dead people. What did you say? Goddammit. This is a stream. This is a stream for sure.
04:45:01 This has been a stream. I think we're waiting.
04:45:13 Ja, da ist ein paar Buben auf der Seite.
04:45:37 Oh god, the gate, I can't click the gate. I got it. Too slow, too slow, too slow. I am so sorry.
Schwierigkeiten mit den Einstellungen und unerwartete Wendungen im Kampf
04:46:00
04:46:00 Not my previous behavior. Definitely not my behavior tonight. I'm a saint. I am missing this warp. Oh god. EFM?
04:46:11 Yes. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Okay. We made it. We took warp, baby. Everything is good. Holy cow, that's a lot of boys. I'm... I wish I had this many boyfriends. This is pretty sick. This is a lot of force projection. We could do something. Wait, can I take...
04:46:34 We're you guys going through it, ANSI? Or are we... Wait, wait, no, we're in Goon Space. They can't take the ANSI. Okay, I got scared. I was like, wait. Oh, by the way, if you couldn't tell this is a Tangier party, ha ha ha. I switch to simple. I wait for shot call. I await. I'm gonna give these boys the links. It's time for links. Here's the links, boys. Shield links for your maulers. Let's go!
04:47:05 Anyone close by? No Shot Call yet. They're at range, they're at range. Um, the Aeris? I don't want to be a Maverick. I don't want to be a Maverick. Should I not aggress?
04:47:30 I am okay. No man shoot me thus far. Yes! Hold on, the fight is starting. Stop Furita posting. Stop Furita posting, we have to focus. Okay, we're aligning, we're aligning, we're aligning.
04:48:02 Ja, nehmt, wenn es tatsächlich gehts into, wir werden. Nehmt, warte. Warte. Warte. Warum ist das nur... Oh, mein... I'm pausing for a second. What's going on hier? What's happening? That's a lot of NATOs. That's a lot of fucking NATOs, boys.
04:48:39 Movement? Did I not take War? I did not turn down Lynx. Lynx Red. Oh shit. Why didn't I get... Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's going on?
04:49:10 I did. I did warp. Did I not get warp? We jumping? It's okay. It's okay. It's not game over yet. Believe, chat. We got this shit. Okay, maybe not. No, we're fine. We're fine. Right on the gate.
04:49:38 Look, that's a lot of noise. I should have turned down my graphical settings at some point. Ten seconds on weapons timer. Ten seconds on weapons timer. Links are red. Links are red. Hold on. What's up, Bleak Midwinter? Wrong broadcast settings? Oh, fuck. Really? Not like this. I jumped. I don't know if I should have.
04:50:09 Oh, NATOs are friendly. Okay, that makes more sense. Got it, got it. I jumped through like a fucking idiot. Okay, you guys jumped too? Sick. Very good. Perfect. Perfect. Give me a second. NATOs are in fact blue? Yes, they're just not in fleet. You see, if I had the capability to read, they are also Peahord.
04:50:39 Everything's starting to make sense now. What's going on now? Re-approaching gate. That's definitely a call for a re-approach gate. Right? Yeah.
04:51:08 I'm gonna be very careful with these shield links. As valuable as they are to this dedicated Mauler Aug Navy fleet, I need to really watch that weapons timer, you know? We gotta... As much as these guys need my shield links, we gotta think carefully about our next moves. Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I am. I'm just slow as shit. Mentally, I'm AB fit. It's a little rough. I'm going as fast as I can. Re-approaching.
04:51:39 Reprocess gate. Okay. Well, it's... You know, I'm not getting any input from... You know, like, usually FC would be calling for things. I'm just kind of...
04:52:02 The idiot in a drake with no voice comms right now. Just trying to establish what seems to be happening, which is a joke. I'm just in a drake, bro. I don't know what's happening. Reciprocate gate. Got it. Sir, yes, sir. I think I see an align command at the top here.
04:52:39 Sorry, I'm Pause Tangier. I thought we were getting into the shit for a second. I'm so sorry. We already watched, like, this whole thing. And you guys are Genshin Impact posting so hard.
Probleme mit den Einstellungen, Lob für die Community und das Spiel
04:52:54
04:52:54 Did you play the entire Vodka Anushka song? It is... I know it's Friday, but I don't think CCP would like it if I took a shot of vodka out of the AK-47 pod. I don't think that... Not on this! On my channel, sure! On this one, I don't... I don't know. We're back on the, um... Broadcast history to show targets. Sir, yes, sir.
04:53:20 Where is it? Settings? Yes! We got it! We're locked. Much better. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I don't know why that was off. Under broadcast settings? Yeah.
04:53:47 Usually I'm the one hitting the buttons to give commands. Fuck the Varger, if you disagree with me. Surprisingly, despite my ineptity. And you're bad at the game. I'm gonna say, you're probably bad at the fucking game. Let's fucking go! Fuck the Varger! Fuck you! Stop taking your fucking null-pilled, goon-pilled, dogshit fucking arguments into my chat to farm me for content. Why are you guys so s- Why do you have to do this right now?
04:54:17 Das ist B-Task, ist es?
04:54:31 I love you guys. I love this game. I love this community. Thank you so much for watching tonight. I'm having a great time. I'm so sorry for my performance, okay? Very sorry about that, but I'm having a great time. Are we attacking the... Oh, they're getting that antsy. They're smacking it around a little bit with their little droney boys. I see what's happening. Yeah, so I was doing solo PvP to catch you guys up.
04:54:59 I would have gotten absolutely fisted inside of an ESS, but I think Ziggums and the P-Horde boys took pity on me and allowed me to join their very much an armor composition with a Drake. Um, it was an FC, can I bring my Drake moment, and we got in. Somehow, somehow, they didn't, they let me in. So now we're just vibing.
04:55:28 Wir viben. Ich denke, wir versuchen zu instigate einigen Content, jetzt. Wir sind die Anseys. In fact, ich sollte wahrscheinlich... ...helfen sie shooten. At least put die Drones auf, ich bin... ...unseless. Sorry, FC, ich nicht... ...haben Drones... ...on Anseys. Ich werde besser machen.
04:55:54 I do have webs, yes. If you guys need me to webify the Ansiplex, I've got you. CCP, I'm just making sure I'm okay to be going over time, right? My wiener is a birthday party you throw when you're alone.
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04:56:50 Alright. Antiplex? Not doing so hot. They better get somebody out here. This is getting a little dangerous for this Antiplex right now, gamers. This is getting a little scary. I don't know what's gonna happen. Wait, someone needs capacitor. I cannot give capacitor?
04:57:22 I'm gonna skip... I gotta... I'm gonna skip the Tangier parties, but I have been adding them up. I think I missed a few, though. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you... Why did you...
04:57:48 Guys, we're on the official CCP channel. Can we not make Goofy say these things? Yeah, you could have thrown a hyuck in there to kind of bring down... CCP, with your permission, I will play the rest of the clip. If not, I understand. We'll skip it. Only with your permission. I don't think it's too bad. Just a lot of F-bombs.
04:58:15 Oh, boy. Am I invited back to FanFest next year? I understand if not. I think I... Oh, man. Happy Friday. Any developments on the battlefield? I think not. I think we're still bopping the gate. Ginger Dreadman, how are you doing? Yeah, you're telling me, dude. You didn't know how the TTS would handle the Hyuk?
04:58:45 Not well. Okay, I'll play it. I'm so sorry.
04:59:01 We're all adults here, right? I'm not. I shouldn't be laughing this much at this copypasta. Oh my god. We're all adults here, right? Links up. Oh. Saber.
Intensive Kämpfe, technische Schwierigkeiten und Teamwork
04:59:31
04:59:31 Oh, can they shoot further than me? Hold on, let me switch back to Simple. That's a Condi Harpy close. It's happening. Yep. Great call, great call. I'm locking in, I'm locking in. Link's up, baby! Let's go! Music. I'm shooting the gate.
04:59:58 I gotta get faster with these locks. Holy shit. I should have changed my settings. I should have changed my settings. I just locked up at Og Navy for no reason. This harpy. This flycatcher.
05:00:18 Those are target repairs broadcast. Oh, I'm doing, oh god, I know what's happening. It's okay, it's okay. We haven't killed any friendlies yet, I think. Probably. More harpies to kill, more harpies to kill. Okapir. That's a repair there. Okay, boom. This guy gets shot at. See, I should have kept my guns split.
05:00:48 My drones are still in the fucking Ansiplex. Target Harpy. Should I be like cuddling up against Ziggs right now or am I just fucking popping off?
05:01:07 Target, oh, we're going for Logi, we're going for Logi. We're going for Logi. We have to get Logi off-grid. Holy shit, my game is lagged to fuck. If Stream dies, you know why. Because I'm an idiot who has all of his tags permanently on, oh my gosh, there's a swarm of, like, white text everywhere. Karan is so fucked, Ziggs, I got this guy for you.
05:01:34 Yeah, let's go. Let's get these scalples off-grid. Scalpel? Looks like a fucking DirecTV satellite. Embarrassing. What a dumb ship. Who chose to fly that today?
05:01:46 Oh, he's already out there.
05:02:12 Next, the hamburgers are terminated. That's Double's dead. Go Kiran, go Kiran. Fear shit, fear shit. I am struggling, but we're getting on some of them.
05:02:35 What's my range? 25? We're hitting some of these guys. I know I'm splitting damage a little bit, but that's because I'm trying to horn as many kills as possible, because I'm a terrible Lion member. Okay, so we got tactical overlays. Wait, wait, can I maybe...
05:02:57 Yeah, how do I make this as easy to look at as possible? I don't want to screw with graphical settings right now because I feel like that will be a mistake. They're on General Knox right now. They're on General Knox. Okay, he's down. Shit, I accidentally locked the wrong thing. More scalpels.
05:03:23 I know P-Horde members, if I lock you up, it's just because I'm slow in the head. I'm not gonna shoot at you though, okay? You can trust me. Mostly. I probably wouldn't do very much damage anyways. Am I coasting off somewhere like a complete moron? Where's Ziggs? Where's P-Horde daddy? I need to get closer to them. I need to move back. Gaming, where are they?
05:03:50 Let me go back to- A Guardian? Maybe not the Guardian. Let's go back towards the Augs? Am I in the middle of fucking nowhere right now? My game is... Actually dying. Approach sick. Yes, yes, for sure. Let me go back to the fleet panel. Keep at range.
05:04:15 Should I add him to watchlist? I can't? What's going on? Add to watchlist. Keep at range. Holy cow, my game right now, dude. I am so sorry about... This is... When you have tags permanently on, this is what happens to you.
05:04:36 It's a mistake. It's a mistake. I did not think I thought I was just doing solo tonight. I didn't think this was gonna happen. That guy's dead. Don't worry, Gojep. I won't shoot you. Oh, he needs armor. I locked him up, too. Goddammit.
Technische Probleme, Wertschätzung für die Community und bevorstehende Ereignisse
05:05:08
05:05:08 You guys liking these shield links, though? How are shield links doing for you? Hardener's on? Okay, we're fine for now. Goddammit, don't sec Jim at a time like this. Guys! You're gonna get me murdered in this fleet. You're gonna get me murdered.
05:05:40 Why now? Let me see if I can turn down the settings. Please don't crash. Oh god, this is a mistake. Baby?
05:06:10 It's happening! Wait for it to respond, it's gonna do it. Oh god, oh god. No! No, we got it! Hold on! There's a chance! Yes! Yes!
05:06:38 Now, okay. That didn't help at all. We did it, baby! Oh my god. I am so sorry. I am so sorry about this whole stream. Good work, boys. We're cruising through them. We're cruising through them, dude.
05:07:06 When I zoom out, it is unbearable. It's not the code. So I changed the setting that always keeps ship names and pilot names on. And that's making this...
05:07:26 Much, much laggier. I got the Denver Broncos colors on my Drake right now. Did you guys play the full, like the extended remix of... My contribution for damage on all these kills is going to be next to zero. I am like barely, barely hitting anyone.
05:07:53 Oh no, they're hitting me. I just need shield reps in local. Armor! Fuck! Fuck!
05:08:34 We got a pod. Oh my. Oh man. Okay, let's see how the rest of this fight goes. Let me like... Let me try to get... Let me try to be a better cameraman. Let's... Let's look at Ziggs, I think. And then see where we're dragging people around. Holy cow.
05:09:06 I love you guys. Thank you so much for the offline train. I'm so sorry, my settings are making it near unplayable. So...
05:09:22 I have to add these levels, too. Whatever this hype train gets. We add that for spins. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for the support. Beautiful work, everyone. Ziggs! I'm sorry. I didn't call for reps soon enough. I gotta fuck that one up.
05:10:08 I love you guys. That was an amazing delete. I have no idea what happened. No, no, it was my fault. I didn't broadcast for reps quick enough. I didn't realize, like, I was trying to click buttons a little too hard. This is in apps. I am so surprised. Like, I gotta be honest. It's a miracle my game hasn't crashed. It is, um... Oh, they're killing the pod?
05:10:43 They killed the pod. They killed the pod. Who killed the pod, bro? I'm just a cameraman at that point. It happens. It happens. 67 people involved on the Kill Mail.
05:11:14 I brought my Drake, Ziggs, and Peahord. Thank you guys so much for the fun. No, that was a ton of fun. I need to change my settings next time we do that. I'm going to switch... Wait, wait. Brackets always con... Let me read that again. Hold on.
05:11:34 That would be actually excellent if you could turn that on and off. That would be so sick. I'm guessing they don't do that because most people that are sane don't ever turn on brackets permanently on or whatever the hell it's called. Add colors to broadcast. To be honest, most of the time I'm FCing, which is crazy that someone would trust me to do that. But usually I'm not worried about it because I'm the one.
Interaktion mit der Ehefrau und Vorbereitung auf das Ende des Streams
05:12:03
05:12:03 Telling people who to shoot. And not following broadcasts. So yeah, that was a mess. I was accidentally locking people on Logi. Hi Ash. How are you doing? Do you want to say hi? Are you chilling? You don't have to. You can be like, no. Did I say butthole too loud during your... They didn't hear me talking, right? She was on a work meeting and I was worried that I might have been too loud.
05:12:36 Oh, I didn't know that was the dynamic. Do you want to talk to them for a second while I pee?
05:12:48 Is that a high pressure situation? It's just a couple thousand people. Call them, like, if they say anything mean, call them, just like, say like, say shut up. Shut up, loser. Don't be afraid to bully them, okay? Be nice to her. Chat. Nah, that'll be nice to you. I'll be right back. Quick pee break. Quick pee break, then we go back out. I love you guys.
05:13:19 Hello everyone, how's it going? I can smack him, it's okay. Gaston is a little menace, but you know, married life is great. I can't believe it's already been a couple months.
05:13:43 Um, I always tell people I work with because I have a very corporate job. It's like, I never know what I'm coming home to. You know, hot dog suit, screaming, buttholes, I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't scream like that.
05:14:02 We all believe in him. Hotdog Hendry? The hotdog suit was actually originally green. There's some lore with that, but...
05:14:28 Oh my god, I fucked up bad shit.
05:14:58 Oh, it's your birthday! Oh, look, look, it is Crash...
05:15:07 Oh, hello from Sahad. Yeah, I was telling him about the hotdog soup. Oh, yes. Yeah, that was hers. Because I'm a weed? That doesn't make any sense. We need a Brennavin birthday shot, right? And a donut?
05:15:35 I'm not playing the horse game I think he's playing enough for both of us to be honest I have I have really bad gotcha luck so I think I just get really pissed off and get horrible horses who aren't named vodka
05:15:57 You want the thing back? Alright, alright. I outed myself as a weeb. You want to tell them you're weird? No, no, no.
05:16:10 We don't talk about it. We always talk about it. Alright, I'll give you back. Thanks for being nice. Thank you, guys. Bye.
05:16:35 So, Ash, the plan was, we have to actually have you come on at some point for me to badly teach you how to play this game.
05:16:57 Ash is not super into the PvP stuff. I think I married some kind of dork that wants to do PvE stuff, so... We'll have to do some PvE streams with Ash. She's too nice to shoot other people, you know? But we'll have to eventually...
05:17:25 No, what? No, they're not judging you. Married a Care Bear. We need our Care Bears, boys. Yeah, I was trying to think of like some ways to kind of get her into the game a little bit more. Mining. I don't know if she'd like Abyssal's very much, so I think we would go like mining or I just... Have you blasted off in this sink more times than you... Oh, yeah, yeah, they know that.
05:17:55 Exploration. I was thinking Exploration, maybe Mining. She was kind of interested in Mining. Goddammit, Chad. Indie Operations. I was going to have her... Guys, guys, guys, guys. I was going to have her be a spy. Because she's a woman.
05:18:24 She could ask for free stuff. I would get lots of free stuff, probably. Is this happening again? Get in the box, Peggy. Get in the box. Peggy, just get in the box. He's not gonna stop. You just have to get in the box, Peggy. Get in the box.
05:18:54 So, anyways, Happy Friday, everyone! Love you guys. It's a total mess in here. I hope, uh, I saw CCP is somewhere in the chat. I don't know if that was Convict or who that was, but, uh, thanks. I was getting scared. I hadn't seen anyone chime in. I was like, oh, God. GameCube Rickroll. Okay, so changing my settings back. Guys, please, please stop with the...
05:19:24 How is that only 15 biddies? We're changing that. We're changing that right now. That's far too economical for how strong of a redeem it is. I'm upping the value there. Oh my god. Next ship. Optimize settings for quality.
05:19:52 Convict, I'm so sorry. Um, how's your night going? Are you playing Dune again? Yep, you're just gonna look at that and then you're gonna forget any of this happened. Oh, you're painting a model plane? Hell yeah, what kind of plane is it? If you don't mind me asking.
05:20:21 Yeah, yeah, what plane? We want to know. Painting model plane. 172 scale Sea Vixen. Revel kit. Hell yeah. While this is happening, chat, I'm going to try to get us some content. Thanks again, P-Hord, for bringing me along. I'm sorry I got bopped there.
05:20:53 8-Bit Joe Hendry, Redeem. Thank you so much for the biddies, guys. You're amazing. Jack McCracken, thanks for the follow. Okay, I feel... Convict literally popped the... Panic Flute, Redeem, and... Okay, okay. If Convict's shitposting, I feel a little bit better. Alright, we're okay.
05:21:22 Let's see, we're gonna do... That's actually awesome. I feel like...
05:21:34 I used to be into making the, uh, like, smaller scale models, like the build-your-own models of, like, some cars and stuff when I was a kid. But I kind of, I, I, uh, I didn't stick with it. Probably because I have a lack of patience.
05:21:54 Und eine kleine Brain, eine sehr kleine Attention Span. Um, ich werde in eine Schip. Chat, ich würde gerne deine Input real quick, wenn du nicht mindst. Let me see if there's any, like... ...common... ...suggestions. If you guys would like to pick a ship real quick, just give me a ship and I'll try to fly it for ya. I can't do Titans, I'm sorry. I don't think a Dread would be a good idea, just because we would have to organize someone actually giving me something new.
05:22:23 Sino 2, which would be rough, but I do promise you I will do some more Dread content on my stream. Bellator. You guys want me to try to do something cloak-y? Dracofax is actually a really solid choice. Brendan with the Holy Beans.
05:22:48 Let's fucking go, baby! Come on, maybe I can get one of them. Maybe I can suck one of them off, alright? A couple Drekovec Enjoyers, Kestrel Flycatcher, Cloakie Loki. Um... What's going on in here, Double Wine Joe? BANANA! Fuck, I feel so bad. You just came in and asked what's going on, and this is... Like, the se... I... We're playing EVE Online, mostly. I... I'll take care of you!
05:23:18 Navy Exec Talwar. I'm trying to figure out a ship. Pilgrim. Some Cloakie Loki enjoyers. I have done it on stream a few times. I've actually had decent luck in a Cloakie Loki despite that seeming like a bad idea. Brudyx Navy?
05:23:42 I'm gonna throw a couple of these options into a poll. I'm gonna pick some of the more reasonable ones. Oh god, there's a Discordian. Yes, one second, sir. Okay, gotcha, Corrupted took over.
05:24:11 Yoda can't see! Thank you, Convict. I got you. Sick. So it does look like... Thank you for saying something. We thought it wasn't anyone playing or hopping on the stream until the next morning with Switch Hit. I got you. Yes, I can do a little... Would you prefer me... Do you want me to run it right up until 2345 or would it be better for me... I'll just message you.
05:24:45 We're PGLing right now. ProGodLegend, if you're out there, I'd love to get... ...breakfast with you sometime. Maybe even dinner. Or lunch. A meal.
05:25:16 Um, let me know whatever works best. Uh, Convict, I will hand it over. Thank you so much for saying something. I didn't realize there was one. Sounds good. Okay, guys. Quick development. There is... We gotta... We gotta keep the audience, okay? So...
05:25:44 It is 2325 right now. I have you guys for another 20 to 25 minutes, okay? We've got a homie streaming on the CCP channel. It wasn't switch hit much later. We do have someone else with a slot coming up.
05:26:09 Oh, you're a dirty bitch. Exactly, Trev. Yeah, you'll be free of your moderation hell soon. Um, I think the move is I'm going to give you guys money. I could yeet a shit, but I want to give you guys money for enduring all the things you've endured tonight, okay? Five and a half hours. Oh no, this is nothing, buddy. Well...
05:26:36 I feel a little bad, because we definitely are over time compared to the slot that I originally took up, but I did a 13-hour stream last night. It was a mistake. And then I went, or not, no, it was a 9-hour stream, then 2 more hours. The day before that was a 13-hour. I'm the worst. I should not stream as long as I do. I start to get a little, uh...
05:26:58 Fucky wucky in the noggin. So, what we're going to do is you guys are gonna stop posting this fucking Tangia and then we're going to do a giveaway. If you guys wouldn't mind. Let me see how much money I have to give you guys right now. How about 10 bill? I don't know what reparations I have to pay forth for the...
05:27:28 The brain rot I've caused you tonight, but I think 10, like a 10 bill gift. How about like two winners, five bill each? Brendan trying to fucking talk me up to 15 bill. I am so broke. Maybe not actually. You guys popped off on the tangent. Maybe I'm not as broke as I think I am. Fine, I'll do 15.
Giveaway-Aktion und Dankesworte zum Abschied
05:27:57
05:27:57 Brendan talked me into it. Here's how this is going to work. We have, yeah, 5.30 right now. 23, 28. This is perfect. Similar to how we did it earlier, I am running it back on the worst track ever.
05:28:20 The thing you have to do is, you have to go over to my channel and hit exclamation mark play. So let me just pin a message for you guys real quick. Because I want all of you, I want as many people as we can to get in on this. Oh god, hold on. I'm going to pin this message. Actually, you know...
05:28:44 Maybe we do... Maybe we... I gotta... Hold on one second. I'll pin something. Go here and type. Also hit the follow button. Or I'll cry. Okay, let me... Let me do this. Oh, did you emote only chat me?
05:29:08 So you guys won't be able to hit exclamation mark play in this chat. You'll have to go to my chat over on CrashNaps, because that's where the integration is. You'll have to go there, hit exclamation mark play. Niall has got it. Also, maybe hit the follow button. Maybe hit the follow button. You guys have been amazing tonight.
05:29:37 I don't know if they're going to let me do this again, but I just want to say thank you so much to CCP. Thank you so much to all of you. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but it's been a lot of fun tonight. It's been a great time. I've had a ton of fun. I got blobbed the whole time, but I had a good time. It was a good one. Going for the books.
05:30:03 I'm going to give away $15 billion. You guys just have to go to my channel. Maybe hit the follow button if you're feeling like seeing what I'm up to sometime soon. But more importantly, hit exclamation mark play so I can get you guys entered in to win a giveaway. What we're going to do is we're going to run a bunch of marbles down this shitty track and see who wins. If you check the pin.
05:30:32 That's the channel you go to. And just go into Chat. So if you're looking at my channel, since I'm offline, it's on the right-hand side. You go to my channel, you go to the right-hand side of the About section or whatever, there's an option called Chat. Go in there, hit exclamation mark, play. Make sense?
05:30:57 And maybe when you're over there, if you want to support your boy or you had fun tonight, hit the follow button. Makes a huge difference. You guys are amazing. I appreciate you so much. It's been so much fun tonight. Let's do a little 15 bill giveaway here. Brendan.
05:31:14 Danke so much for the bitties. Everyone, I gotta do a roundup real quick. Thank you guys so much for the level 2 train. I'll be doing some more giveaways on my channel because of the unrelenting support tonight. I'm just gonna boost this up to at least 130 for the hype trains. I'm gonna go 135 because I feel like I missed some Tangia parties in there in addition. So...
05:31:39 We're going to do 135 spins on the Wheel of Stupid. We gave away a Marshall tonight. Thank you guys so much for all the support. It's been amazing. DoubleRup, Brendan, WhiskeyDod, Timber13, KeyFill. As of 69.
05:31:57 So many followers coming in, too, guys. Thank you so much. It's huge. BigFish77 with the Prime sub. I know I'm missing a bunch of stuff from my channel tonight. I was trying to keep an eye on chat over here. I'm so sorry if I'm missing stuff coming through. Slurping Brendan. Oh, fuck. Not the day. But thank you a ton for all the support. Ram Jag Scary. Ram Jag Scary. Oh, wait. Shitload of followers. Shitload of followers. You guys are amazing.
05:32:26 Um, Teldrin. I just saw Teldrin messaging, like, whispering me. Teldrin, all you have to do is go to my chat and hit exclamation mark play. I'm giving you guys a little bit longer. Um, because I know it's a little confusing. If I could get it to work through the CCP channel, I would. But, um, the integration basically connects through a Steam game called Marbles on Stream. Um, I don't have actual access to CCP's channel. It's just a guest key. So...
05:32:53 In order for me to do the giveaway in this format, the only way to get you guys in there is to go into my offline chat, hit exclamation mark play, and then you should be good. So just giving you guys a little bit longer, go to twitch.tv slash crashnapps, go into my chat, hit exclamation mark play, and you should be set.
05:33:14 We did the Moobot giveaway, which is totally fine too, but I think it's a little bit more exciting when we have a race. A little bit of a race, alright? Let me get that music playing.
05:33:57 They're coming in, 207 gamers. 207 gamers. I think we can do better than that. 534? You guys have...
05:34:25 Roughly 90 seconds. Because I'm going to start the 60 second in 30 seconds. To be fair, I have no idea if I will have an accurate gauge of how long 30 seconds is.
05:34:46 But that's what I'm planning for. Get in! Exclamation mark play in CrashNaps Twitch chat. Twitch.tv slash CrashNaps type exclamation mark play. Beautiful.
05:35:08 Once again, thank you all so much for watching. It's been a great time. Five bill will be distributed to three winners. Our top three tonight. Our three fastest, most skilled, very handsome marbles. Three of them. One, two, three.
05:35:36 Everyone, good luck. I'm starting the 60-second countdown right now. 07s. 07s. Trashnapps.TV. Check the pin. Go there. Hit exclamation mark. Play. You only have 48 seconds. Three winners. Five bill each. 15 bill total. Thank you, Trev.
05:36:08 Oh, he's gonna fucking do it. Well, we have an extra special song for you guys for this run.
Abschluss des Streams mit Giveaways und Dankesreden
05:36:27
05:36:27 Brendan has decided he wants more Mariah Carey tonight. Spent a very solid amount of biddies to make you guys listen to Mariah one more time before this stream ends. I love you guys. Who's our little peg boy? First down the pegboard, I think it was Anon Cow or Coram. I think Anon Cow.
05:36:52 I love you guys! Happy Friday! I hope you had fun! We're not done quite yet. But thank you so much for all the support. And thank you so much for just hanging out. Even if it was just to give me some shit. I'll try to be more entertaining next time if they let me back on. You guys have been amazing. The XCR Warrior.
05:37:17 Fuck, I shouldn't have said your name. I think I cursed it. You were doing good? Cham Chambers? Cham Chambers? I don't know how to say that name. Oh, fuck. I must have said it correctly because I jinxed you. Julia gets absolutely shit-canned off the side of the map. Real Driz and Sherry, Triple O.
05:37:44 Please let Convict win. All I'm polling for is Convict to come, that would be the most rigged thing of all time. That would be, oh man, I would be so happy with that. You guys would hate me forever, but I would not stop laughing about that. For probably years. Just please, marble gods, if you're out there, let this be the most rigged race of all time.
05:38:13 Salatarium! You actually, like, blew my mind there. You're our first place finisher, but there's more race to go. You absolutely killed it. You pulled away so fast. Does Chris have it? Oh my god, you guys are doing way too good.
05:38:44 Das war so close zu fucking you over, Firetusson. Ich kann nicht glauben, wie schnell drei Leute kamen. Congratulations, guys.
05:39:05 If I have time, I'm going to do one more, but I don't know if we do. I think... No, it's 540. I don't want to run against time. Salutarium, can you give me your in-game name? Ziggs, what's up, dude? Thank you so much for the fleet invite. I'm sorry I got bopped earlier. CCP Hype Train. Let's go. True, true. CCP Hype Train. Salutarium, I got you. I want to do this.
05:39:35 We'll have more content lined up for you guys tonight. I hope you stay tuned after I log off. We'll have some other gamers coming on. Stay tuned. You got me for just a little bit longer. I love you guys. Thank you so much for the support. Let me get this giveaway going quick. Five bill to Salatarium. I might ask you guys a couple times for your IGNs just because chat's moving fast. I'll try to find you. Five, zero, zero, zero. Many zeros.
05:40:05 Is that the right amount? Fuck yeah, buddy.
05:40:10 Salutarium, congratulations. We're new in a three-way split for 15 billion. Final results, Chris Kaden. Chris, why am I forgetting your in-game name? Chris, is it literally... Why am I forgetting it? We got Fire Tussin in here, too. So, yours is Dark... It's the same, right? I was, like, pretty sure it was the same. Let me take care of Dark Ridar first. Dark Ridar in third. Fire Tussin.
05:40:40 Congratulations, and then I'll get Chris last. Dark Ridar. A.K.A. Fire Tusson. Congratulations. Sorry, you guys can't see shit right now. I promise I'm sending you the money. Let's go! It's up here.
05:41:01 Buy Bill? Buy Bill. Yeah, yeah. No schemas, no schemas. And then Chris. I just got three things to say. God bless our troops. God bless America. It's a little late. It's a little late. Hold on, I probably shouldn't send you all of my money.
05:41:25 Chris, danke so much, dude.
05:41:35 What a stream! I hope I don't get permabanned. I'm so sorry. CCP, thank you so much again. To all of you, sorry for shitting up the place for so long. Sorry for shitting up the place. You guys have been amazing. You guys have been amazing. I am going to run this stream for exactly nine more minutes.
05:42:18 This is emotional. It's almost over. I'm going to set you guys free. I ask you please to stay tuned.
05:42:49 We do have... Corrupted. Corrupted underscore TV is going to be streaming right after me. Hell yeah. 27? Don't get me all emotional with the bitties. You guys are crazy. Thank you so much. I'm adding five more spins. I feel like I missed some stuff. I'm just going to keep upping this number. You guys are amazing.
05:43:18 Cry, bitch. No. Big girls, don't cry. I'm locked in, baby. Woo! Let's go! If I start a GoFundMe, can we start... Can we get crash-toed out to sea and sunk somewhere deep? Bill Martin, are you trying to kill me off?
05:43:49 What does that mean? Did we CCP Hype Train? Does this happen sometimes? Did we just get a CCP Hype Train? Was that? Wait a second. Was that the first ever CCP? No, I won't. No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
05:44:15 CCPF, you guys have hype trained before, right? Probably easy if they had the correct, if they had, I don't think they want to usually, they're, you know, it's a business related account. We level, I don't know if, I don't know, I haven't, I can't watch CCP, was that the first?
05:44:44 There was another train a couple days ago? Hell yeah, okay, okay. I wasn't the first. Um, I gotta say thank you again to everyone that was on my channel. Doing stuff like that and absolutely shitposting as hard as possible. I'm sorry if I was giving you guys a hard time. It means a lot. Um, the shitposts, they give me strength.
05:45:11 Exactly, yeah. So, thank you. The offline hype trains and stuff. The spins are at 140. I don't think that number is right, though. I was going to review things after stream. I think it's closer to 150. Everything just happened so quickly that I wasn't on top of it. I'm also going to add a bill. So we're going to go 5 bill.
05:45:34 As a little additional incentive. You guys have been amazing. It's been a great Friday. We're coming up on time here. There's about five minutes left. There's a chance... Ash, you've got a hair appointment tomorrow. And then something after. Class and then hair appointment. So Ash is getting her hair did.
05:45:59 And she has to do some class in the morning. What are you doing? Data analytics? Machine learning? Big smart. She's going to be working on that in the morning, so I might be here with you guys on my channel. Mike is clicking badly. Hold on. Audio okay?
05:46:30 It should be okay. Saturday Stream Sater, we riot. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to play yet, but if you guys want some horse girl racing, I tell you what.
05:46:41 I probably shouldn't play it on the CCP official stream. I'm glad we made it through the whole thing without doing that. But yeah, I'm going to race some horse girls tomorrow if you guys want to tune in. Bright and early. So probably more like 1400 Eve time. I'm sorry in advance.
05:47:05 They're being very nice to me. Thank you again, CCP. If it was too spicy, please let me know. I understand if they're like, you're a brand risk. You're not allowed back. It was a fun time, but nope, never again. I'll understand. But if it's negotiable, I would love to do it again sometimes. It was a lot of fun. You guys are amazing.
05:47:32 One last, just the right amount of heat. Okay, good. I told my chat in Discord that if anyone posted something heinous, I would perma-ban them. And I gotta be honest, chat, you impressed me for the most part tonight. For the most part, nothing too heinous. Yeah, I'm glad I turned off the Grok AI on the TTS.
05:47:54 Kermit didn't tell anyone to shoot themselves. We made it through. Smooth Sailing. Moderators, thank you so much for all the heavy lifting you did tonight. Trev, Nyla, everyone else. I'm sorry, it's hard for me to see exactly who's... I think they were the two with CCP mod. So thank you guys so much for taking care of that side. Tambor, love you, buddy. Hope you're doing well. Convict, thank you so much again for organizing this.
05:48:23 Letting us goof around. Is Corrupted okay? Should I? CCP or Convict, you tell me exactly when you want me to shut it down. I just don't want to go so late that they're like...
05:48:39 I want them to be able to update their stream title, I think, until 5.50 is what you said. Or 13.50, your time. Right? Actually, 23.50, not 13.50. 23.50. Britovix, thank you so much for tuning in. Britovix, legend. Hope to see you at FanFest next year. I'm done stalling. The cutoff time has arrived. One last thing.
05:49:10 Daywana Wonga's in chat.
05:49:14 Dayuana Wonga. Let's go, baby! Happy Friday! Have an amazing weekend. Please stay tuned, okay? Just leave this channel open. I'm going to go offline. There's going to be someone popping in here in 10 minutes. I love you guys. I threw out my channel link one more time for you. If you would like to throw me a follow, it means a ton. And I'll see you guys hopefully very soon. 07s, happy Friday.
05:49:43 Happy weekend. We're shutting down. Good stream. Good stream. Good stream!