Guest Stream with @CrashNaps: VARGUROBBERYSOLO BATTLESHIP PVP!crashnaps
Solo-PvP in EVE Online: CrashNaps raubt mit Vargers Banken aus
CrashNaps, ein EVE Online Veteran, streamt Solo-PvP mit Vargers. Er kündigt Banküberfälle in ESS an, deaktiviert TTS zur Vermeidung kontroverser Inhalte und stellt sich unerwarteten PvP-Konfrontationen. Trotz anfänglicher Misserfolge und Schiffsverluste setzt er auf weitere Varger-Versuche und veranstaltet ein Giveaway für die Zuschauer. Unerwartete Spenden von Zuschauern werden dankend angenommen.
EVE Online
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00:01:13 Off and running with a great start with that feedback loop. What's up, guys? Give me just a moment.
00:03:28 Can you guys do me a favor real quick? Can't you, uh, type exclamation mark Wonga? Exclamation mark Wonga in the chat. Oh, no. The theory. Oh, wait, it's working. Works for certain people. What is it? Does it have to be capitalized?
00:03:58 Oder vielleicht ist es auf ein Timer, so es kann nicht werden. Okay, ich war nur kurz. Wie geht ihr euch? Willkommen in. Ich bin glücklich, dass du es geschafft hast. Gib mir jetzt einen Moment, wenn ich bereit bin. Ich werde jetzt einen Moment machen. Ich werde jetzt einen Robberies heute machen, einen Barger-Kontent.
00:07:47 Chat, how's it going? Alright, doofuses. Aren't half of you in IT, do you not know how a browser source to one stream would work? Are we seriously this silly, chatters? Okay, alright, let me, riddle me this. If Tangius on, where would you, where do you usually redeem Tangius?
00:08:20 It's okay if it's off. Honestly, it's probably for the best if you can't get figured out. It's probably for the best. Overlay's not there. Okay. I'll throw it on the about section, but you guys have to be good. You have to be good. I will turn it right off. Hold on. Hold on just a moment. Getting started. Just give me a couple more minutes. Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
00:09:23 Nice to see you. Bye.
00:10:06 Nice to see you. Bye.
00:11:12 Okay, regrettably, I think it's on under the About section, but, um, I'm warning you right now, you overdo it! You overdo it, Chad! I'm turning it off! Alright. GAMERS! How are we doing today? Let me, uh, let me turn down the music just a little bit. Hello, hello. Crazy week. Crazy week for sure.
00:11:39 How are we all? This is weird being on CCP's channel. This is very weird. Kinda trippy. I had to switch my setup a little bit. Hopefully things are working as intended. Okay, you guys are right. Yep, it's okay. It's working. Sorry in advance.
Ankündigung des Solo-PvP-Streams und Umgang mit kontroversen Inhalten
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00:11:59 I gotta be on my, if, don't worry, if Tanji gets too spicy, um, I turned off all the TTS options. That seemed like a bare minimum. We had to take Kormit out back and shoot him. He was a little too spicy. We enabled the, um, Grok AI for some of the AI TTS, um, yesterday, and it went horribly wrong. It went horribly wrong. Release Kormit? No. No, no, no, we took him out back and shot him. He, he needs, he'll be back. Um.
00:12:26 Wir werden Lobotomize ihn auf Monday und bringen ihn zurück. Wie sind Sie? Um, ich weiß, dass wahrscheinlich viele Leute hier sind. Hoffentlich haben sie keine Ahnung, wer ich bin. Ich weiß nicht, ob ich dieses Gespräch heute deserved.
00:12:40 Fuck, you guys are already gone. Here's the plan. Let me break it down for you. I'm gonna do stupid. I'm gonna do stupid things. All day. Thank you so much for tuning in. I bought, I spent like seven bill on four Vargas. We're gonna rob banks. Is this camera working? We're gonna rob banks, okay? We're gonna rob banks. Get that paper. We're gonna do elite solo PvP, okay? And thank you guys so much for watching. Give me just a moment longer.
00:13:11 Let me get...
00:13:31 I should probably insure this thing, huh? Not Repair Quote. Insure? Insure? Thank you guys so much. Um, I'm giving people a second to get in here and stuff. Didn't want to dive right into it. You guys started a hype train on my channel. You absolute fucking goofballs. Thank you so much.
00:13:50 Guys, thank you so much for the support. I see people popping over the main channel and shitposting a lot already. It's gonna be a little crazy in here. For those of you that don't know how the stream goes, I apologize in advance. J. Kuhn, how are you doing? Motar, hairpiece confirmed, yes. This is all a toupee. It's all a toupee.
00:14:16 Akazon, Akazona, das ist wahrscheinlich für die besten. Btask, wassup, buddy? Buckle up! I love you guys. Why are you so nervous? Why do you think I'm nervous? I just want audio and stuff to work. Why would I not be nervous? I got all the fucking dgens from my chat already, already spamming.
00:14:39 Tangius. Why would I not be nervous? Okay, I'm a little nervous. Hold on. Fortin' and ready, sir. Hello. So, here was the deal. I've had a couple crazy weeks the last couple weeks. My plan for this stream is to do solo PvP for you guys. The fucking Dewana Wong off the bat. Let's just jam out for a second. I'll give people a little bit longer to get in here. Thank you guys so much for the hype train. Offline hype train on my channel. Thank you.
00:15:21 Hold on, one second, one second. Can I play piano while fighting in an ESS? I can try, maybe.
00:15:48 Ja, okay, the piano's working. I didn't think that was gonna be on the docket for today, but it's going. Thank you guys so much for the hype train. I'm gonna let some of the, uh...
00:16:12 Oh, let's let you guys get it out of your system real quick. I'm getting the Varga ready. I'm going to be undocking, yeeting it in the middle of nowhere, and trying to find some fights for you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in today. Thank you so much, CCP, for letting us do the guest streams. I promise to be relatively good. If anyone gets out of hand, I'll smack them around a little bit. Love you guys. Thank you so much for tuning in.
00:16:55 It's gonna be one of those days. Thank you guys so much.
00:17:04 If we get in fights, I will pause the Tangier and stuff. There is, um, for those of you that aren't used to my channel, it's a lot of shitposting, sorry, I apologize. The nice thing is they're giving me a little bit of money when that helps out. For those of you that don't know who I am, uh, my name is CrashNaps. Pause this for just a second. My name is CrashNaps. I've been playing off and on since technically 2014, but I really started playing in 2017. I love doing it.
Vorstellung des Streamers und seiner Vorliebe für Solo-PvP
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00:17:33 Solo PvP, probably more than anything. I love Small Gang. I occasionally FC. And I make poor decisions when it comes to what ships I undock. So I figured the most appropriate way for me to do it, especially since there's a Varger skin for drops this week, was to undock... I spent entirely too much money on Vargers. I think I've got like 10 bill worth of Vargers that I bought today. I plan on getting them all...
00:18:01 Absolutely destroyed, so. Let me catch up with chat for a second while I pause the Tangier. Give me just a moment, guys. What is this Tangier thing? Terrible, is what it is. If we give subs, do they go to CC? So, a lot of people are... So how it works is, I don't even think CCP will let you give subs. Like, if you're gifting subs on my channel, I still get them.
00:18:28 No worries about that, though. I'm just here to entertain you guys today. If you would like to support the channel, hit the follow button over at CrashNaps. There's a command there. But yes, if they did... So anything bitty-related that you do in CCP's channel will go to CCP. And then anything you do in my channel will come through.
00:18:48 Hope that makes sense. I'll do the quick shill real quick. I just want to get out there and find some PvP for you guys. I've surprisingly had some decent luck with bargers recently. It's a little bit of a silly thing to yeet out there. But I've gotten a few fun fights, so the goal is to get inside of some ESSs today and just get some fights, hopefully.
00:19:12 Um, sometimes I get bubbled and caught on gates, though, and it winds up being a better fight than I would have gotten in the ESS, so that's kind of the goal with this ship. We're, um, we got, got hail loaded, hail don't fail, we got a couple newts, um, triple XLASB.
00:19:28 M.J.D. auf da, ein bisschen No-Scope-Module für die Schöneinigen. Ich werde jetzt die Modules organisieren hier ein bisschen. Ich werde unpause Tangier, wenn wir ein wenigstens aus. Danke euch so viel für die Support. Let's fucking go. Ich habe nicht einen A-B. So, was ich möchte mit diesem ... ... ist Log-Off Trickett, wenn ich aus dem ESS muss, aber wir sprechen über das später. Es wird nicht mehr kommen. Mostly, ich will kind of go gate-to-gate und shoot at stuff. Das wird mein Main.
00:19:57 Mängel. Just get fights. And if we can rob some banks, if there's not a lot of content, we'll rob banks. Um, any way to cheese ESS? Maybe a cheap ship and gamble nobody shows? Um, definitely Stabbers. Um, keep questions coming, guys. For those of you that are confused about the hype train, people are, um, spamming.
00:20:20 Spamming Tangia and gifted subs. Thank you guys so much. Wayfair, Claraine, Chris, Manny, DoubleRup, WayfairMonk, MoonfaceKiller, DirtyFilthyHippo. Thank you guys so much for the level 3 train already. That's insane. Offline level 3 train. Goddammit, guys.
00:20:39 Oh, man. Okay. You guys are amazing. Thank you. Oh, boy. This will be interesting. I'll catch up with you in just a second, chat. Let me organize these drones. Pocket Sand. Acolytes.
00:20:56 Alex Gommel, how are you doing? Old German Panda, nice to see you. Elgnid Nurse. Hello, hello. I'll be nervous at first. This is my first time on anyone's channel besides my own. Oh, please give me. I wanna. Please give me. Please give me. Please give me. Please give me. I wanna. We're yeeting.
00:21:26 We're eating, baby, let's go! Stay hydrated, chat. Should we wait 30 minutes or so before Cormit? I don't know if I want to turn Kermit on. He should not be on right now. Alright, we land. Chat, we have landed and failed. There you fucking go.
00:21:52 I should probably just keep the viewer count off, so I don't know. That would be for the best. Vermitt should stay asleep, yes. WhiskeyDod, hello. Kaholics? Oh god, we're gonna skip the Tangia parties. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, probably. I'm scrolling through. Let me catch up with some chatter here before we really get into it.
00:22:22 You thought it wasn't going to be a crash snap stream? No, I'm not going to cap on people. They're going to know exactly how bad it is. Minus a couple things. Minus a couple things. Thank you guys so much. I imagine the shitposting will subside relatively soon.
00:22:45 But we'll see. I'm gonna set a destination right now and try to look for some things. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Newbros, if you're in the chat. Let me know if you guys got questions about ESS content, if you got questions about solo PVD, if you got questions about anything. I understand why you wouldn't trust me with said questions, but hit me with them anyways. I'm sure someone else in chat can also give you an answer.
00:23:10 We have some really spicy banks nearby. I think I'm gonna go for a s... Okay, this is probably the right amount. I don't wanna full bore go into a 340 mil bank. I wanna give us at least somewhat of a chance to get a decent fight. I'm not really opsec-ing it, I could. Why are we Breaking Bad posting right now? What the fuck? Where are these Tangias from?
00:23:38 Willy Wonka. What? Walter White. You're goddamn right.
00:23:46 How long is this? Guys? I apologize for my chat that knows how to use Tangia. Um, the rest of you. I apologize for that. If it gets to be way too much, I will turn it off. I'll let you guys shitpost. Hopefully they get it out of their systems relatively quick. We'll see. We'll see. Jump in WH Tech.
00:24:13 Don't count on it? Oh no. How's your guys Friday going? How are you all? It's lovely to see you. Hope you've been well. I don't know why I'm so nervous. I've gotten raided by CCP plenty of times. It's so much different being on their channel. Oh, I didn't realize I did that. Sorry.
00:24:35 I'll turn everything down just a little bit. Chat, real quick. I wanna know, everybody in chat, could you spam your favorite ship in EVE Online, please? Call me Pancakes! Hello, hello, big guy! How are you doing?
00:25:00 A lot of friendships. Talwar. Astero? Nice. That's based. Not based. That's a pretty normal pick, actually. Thank you guys so much. I will add all of these up at the end of the stream. Thank you so much for the level 2 Angia party. Hell yeah, indeed. I love you guys. Thank you so much for the support. I know my chatters are finding their way back to my channel to shitpost relentlessly. I'm going to go try to rob a bank for you guys and maybe get some fights.
00:25:27 Tempest, Fleet Issue, Vedmack, Chronos. Honestly, not that many Varger enjoyers in the chat today. Hell yeah! I can leave now. I hate viewership. Galente Shuttle.
00:25:46 If you've watched my channel at all before you might have heard me say some unsavory things about the ship I'm going to be predominantly flying today.
Marauder Schiffe und Ankündigung des AT
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00:25:59 You might have heard, and I thought, what a... It's actually really fun to fly. And I'm especially braindead, so just being able to set it up somewhere and basically be a turret, just face roll my keyboard and kill stuff for free, as long as I'm not getting gigablobbed and there's not too much new pressure. There is unfortunately no one in this system, so we might get away with the first easy robber. That's okay, I gotta pay for this thing somehow. I think we're just gonna slide it.
00:26:26 I was told not to fly what I can't replace. That is very good advice. I just want a Marauder, don't care which one. They're very strong. Very, very, very strong. If there's any new bros in the chat, this is kind of the... It's maybe a little overused. It's maybe a little meta-defining as a ship. Bastion is banned from the AT, which I believe was just announced. Hell yeah, AT announced. Did I hear correctly that the AT was announced?
00:26:55 Very exciting, I'm sure. I don't know if Chad Flames is in here. He's been clinically depressed wondering if it was going to get announced, so hopefully I'm right on that. Heck yeah. Ford F-115. We're already getting sniped, baby. Let's go. Alright, alright, alright. Hear me out. We don't go for pocket sand here. We just lock this bad boy up. We're going to wait for him to slow down just a little bit.
00:27:24 Take a potshot. Let's see if he gets hit by Newtz. Now I can't actually align anywhere. I think I need to switch. Am I gonna apply with Hail? That was very quick. So if Newtz hit him, he should slow way the fuck down. Broadsword? Broadsword with the bubble? I think I gotta switch here.
00:27:56 Little monsters. We're fortunately on this grid. So we can't get hot dropped. So that's nice. But they were watching. Homeboy found me quick. Homeboy found me very quick. I think we switch. I think we switch here. What do we got? Oh god. Alright. Okay, we're off and running. I think I have a better target though. So let me switch to some stuff I might actually have a chance at killing. Let's take our drugs.
00:28:26 Consume. Eat the drugs, stuff the drugs in mouth. Holy shit, I'm lagging. Hello, please. Please rep, please rep. Oh my fucking god. What did the thorax do?
00:28:39 Let's see how much we can tank, boys. I think I'm overrepping. I'm going to turn that one off. See if I can't pop this Thorax before he becomes aware. Tengus. Tengus, they got Logi, I assume. Mr. Thorax is probably going to eat it if he does not get off. He's catching reps, actually. We are scrammed, so I won't be able to go for a cheeky MJD. Oh, boy. Oh, this is not a good start!
00:29:09 Oh, no, that's a lot of stuff. I gotta go for Simi. I gotta go for Simi. Oh, boy. Okay, we start that one up. I thought I could clunk through him, but we're not. Oh, the Simi's way the fuck out there. Oh, God. They're trying to hit me with jams, too. This is bad. This is not good, boys. The Thorax is just fucking tanking, bro. I can't... Okay, what if...
00:29:36 What if I just believe more? What if I just believe more? Tengu McCarr... That's a lot of stuff, guys. I was wrong. The Varger is not overpowered. Varger's... I think we need to buff it. I think we need to buff the ship. I think we need to buff it! Oh, man! Okay, so... Maybe not the best space to land in, but fortunately I brought a lot more Vargers.
00:30:29 Good fight, boys, good fight! Oh, no! Oh, not the trailer... Not the trailer park, boys. Okay. Chat. Let me... Let's look at the, uh... Let's look at what I could have done better there. I could have... Not flown a Varger.
00:30:58 I could have maybe not spent so much time on that stiletto and immediately tried to load long range ammo and go for their Logi. I was actually having a hard time figuring out if those were Logi Lokis or not. And then we had that Scimitar out there at like 55. Not landed in frat space. Yeah, that was a Sylvanas Super Mercenaries.
00:31:20 Das war nicht sehr gut, aber das ist okay. Ich habe totales Anticipation, dass wir ein bisschen mehr davon haben. Ich bin hier zu welp, heute. Ich bin hier zu haben, mit den Vargers. Und mit den anderen Schiffen, auch. Wenn wir eine horrible Zeit mit den Vargers haben, dann... ...weil Segway, wir machen ein bisschen mehr Solo-PVP.
00:31:41 Ja, das ist ein Apt... Apt Description. Ich denke, ich überrepte ein bisschen an den Beginn, aber ja, es war nicht viel zu tun. Ich denke, ich hätte viel zu tun können. Ich glaube, ich hätte für sicherer Killeden das Thorax und vielleicht hätte ich den Pappen, aber es war einfach nicht.
00:32:06 It's... What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Holy shit. Oh, chat. Shitposting. We're throwing some Signal 5s in there. Navy Cap 400s. We need some 400s for this bad boy. Stuff that in there. Boink. Boink. 82 of them.
00:32:40 Amulet Paladin Crash. Oh, shit. No, no, maybe...
00:32:46 I'm gonna be skipping the Tangier parties, but thank you guys so much. I will be a little sneakier this time. Maybe... Maybe I can, uh... Do I wanna modify the spit at all? Slurping Brendan? Oh, fuck. Not the jams.
00:33:15 Let's catch up with Chat. Oh, wait. Chat, my thought was I was going to do at least a couple Vargas. Okay? I was going to... I wanted to... I got to get it out of my system. We start off with a couple Vargas. Can you link your modules to your piano keys? You know, I actually did that one time.
00:33:38 It was terrible. Goddammit, Joe Hendry. It was very hard to control. I almost got a solo kill with the piano. I also did it with a drum pad. No, actually, I did it with a drum pad. You use, um, there's a thing called Boom MIDI Operator or something. You can definitely do that. Do all Marauders one by one? We could do that. That might be fun. I didn't want to only do Vargas today, but I figured I'd take a couple out. Holy shit, you guys are shitposting so hard. My worst nightmare is realized.
00:34:16 Wait a fucking minute. Let me turn a couple more things off. Doble Rube composed a song for you. Do you want a wonga in Russian? Yeah, chat showed up today. What's up, Rambo? Let me get some shoutouts as I'm seeing people come in. Sorry, I was not...
00:34:48 Oh shit, I can't shout out? Fuck. Well, I can't shout out, I'm sorry. This is kind of a bop.
00:35:07 Okay, okay, okay. Let's just get the ship out there. At least one more Varger, okay? That was a little unlucky. We landed. There's that one guy in the stiletto that just constantly finds me as soon as I land in frat space in anything. I wish it was just a little bit of a smaller group we might have been able to trade there, but we didn't... I don't think we tanked that much. Let me actually check how much we tanked on that last one.
00:35:34 Let's see here. We tanked. 125k. Not very much. We gotta get those numbers up. We got those numbers up. Going back out. Thank you guys so much for watching today. I'm sorry it's such a shit show. I'm a little sorry. Let's move this around.
00:36:02 I've had some luck in this fit by being careful about when to siege. In that situation, let me break down that last fight. What I should have done is not sieged. I should have tried to MJD after hitting the stiletto with a couple shots and newts. But I think he stayed within scram range the entire time. I'm not 100% sure, but I might have had a chance to just MJD. Also, probably should have switched to a different game.
00:36:30 Du würdest slid? I mean, I think, if I recall correctly, he was gonna catch me regardless, but he was following me. Let me just organize the drones real quick. We'll get right back out there, gamers. Thank you so much. Holy shit, Chat. Chat, you're embarrassing me in front of all these nice people. Guys.
00:37:01 Das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das, das ist das.
00:37:18 Goddammit, man! I went back and forth and was just like, just keep Tangia off, Michael. It's not... But thank you guys so much for all the dodos. They're popping the fuck off. I appreciate it. It means a lot. If we get in big fights, I will pause Tangia and everything. Usually chat tires themselves out over on my stream. I don't know if that's going to happen today or if it's just going to get worse.
00:37:45 We'll see, we'll see. But I'll intermittently pause Tangier, cause it's gonna be a fucking nightmare. We're yeeting, boys! Let's go! Can I get some Dewanawongas in the chat, please? Can I get some, uh, some Hell Yeah Brothers?
00:38:12 Let's go! Fuck yeah, buddy. Alright. Oh, God. Just my luck. You're not going to believe where I landed. Oh, man. I'm going to get welcomed and availed. Wait, wait. What if I go this way? Hold on. Let's just try to make the best of a bad situation here. Um...
00:38:37 That's a spicy bank. Okay, let's see if we can get in. Let's just move quick. Let's just be... Battleships are fast at warping, right? This shouldn't take too long to go three jumps at all. Surely an Interceptor won't get there in time. Surely we'll be fine. No problems. Carmen and Local, you know this guy? Hello, Carmen. Hello, BB. Maybe if I hit on him a little bit, he'll be nice to me.
00:39:08 What is Carmen like to fly? How fucked am I? I'm definitely on Intel already, right? He's in a torrent right now. Is he robbing something? Not in his own space, Shirley. Ayo, Carmen, you like chicken nuggets?
00:39:31 Oh mein Gott.
00:39:53 Da ist der Sino? Da ist der Sino?
Das Scheitern des Bankraubs und weitere Varger-Versuche
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00:40:08 Okay, we're gonna start repping. Oh my fucking god, dude. So, if you guys were wondering how not to play EVE online, I hope I've showcased that what you're gonna wanna do is probably not eat a varger with this many people watching, and what you're also gonna wanna do is not land in the same place twice in a row from a randomized filament. What you're gonna wanna do is not that.
00:40:37 Okay, I think we fly some... I think I just set a world record at feeding... Like, is there a Guinness World Record for feeding Vargas? Maybe I just try to see how... Fucking fed two to frat back-to-back. That would be my luck today. That would be my luck. Holy shit.
00:40:55 I tried to immediately MJD. They got the Scram on me and the Sino. 31. 31 boyfriends all popped in at the same time to kind of me a little bit. Not ideal, not ideal, but I have more Vargas. Let me see if I can do a poll real quick. Let me ask you guys real quick.
00:41:24 Ich werde starten ein poll. Ich denke, es wird mir zu machen. Ich werde ein zwei-Minute poll machen. Ich werde mich einfach emotionalen Recover von was just happened. Das war... Das war etwas. Holy cow. Das war Back-to-Back Frat Space. Ich wusste nicht, dass ich ihn heute verletzte. Nicht nur das schnell. Gott, wir haben nur live, was?
00:41:48 Oh god, I just spilled water on my keyboard. 41 minutes? Holy shit, that's gotta be a record. What me fly next? Gonna give you guys, of course, the option of Varger. Dominic's Navy issue. Something else, please. Which will just be my choice. I gotta get the water. I actually poured water on my keyboard.
00:42:19 We're good. I don't need those keys anyways. We're going to be fine. We're going to be fine, Chad.
00:42:29 Let's get some view- Alright, I'm gonna unpause the Tangier. Oh my god, it's so backlogged. What the fuck, Chat? Chat! You guys wouldn't mind voting in that poll. You guys wouldn't mind voting in that poll. Thank you so much for tuning in. Where is Gaston? I think he got scared away by the Chicken Nugget song. I'll go try to find him real quick. Also, I'm a little indecent.
00:42:58 I didn't fully button up the back of this Buzz Lightyear shirt, so I'm sorry if you see anything.
00:43:25 I think he's gonna be kinda pissed. You wanna go on the desk? So sleepy. So sleepy. I'm gonna put him up here, Paul.
00:44:25 Ja, he wants nothing to do with me right now. He, he's, oh my god, are you guys already level 5 Tangier Party? What the fuck? More Varger content? You guys got it, let's fucking go, chat. Very well, the people want more Varger.
00:45:01 Let's... Okay, please not frat space again. Can you guys... Can I get some prages in chat that we don't... Just burning through Vargas. Christ. You guys are embarrassing me.
00:45:25 Prage, we don't land in the same spot again. I actually got some really fun fights in the Varger, but to be honest, with this many more people watching and being aware of where I am in space, it's gonna get a little spicy probably every time I land. So we just gotta land, move fast, and hope we don't immediately get stream sniped, but it's kind of wishful thinking. Let's get back out there.
00:45:59 Loading. Uh, I'm gonna go EMP first, actually. I'm gonna go EMP instead of Hail.
00:46:18 Oh, man, I see so many of my chatters in the CCP chat right now. Hello, guys. Repack, what's up, dude? Not land in the same spot again. You go, there's the chart. What's up, Repack? The Stepford. Hata, nice to see you. Eldnig Nurse. Gale Shard. Crav64. Yaya Ding Dong Enjoyer. Laza, what's up, what's up? Frame82, hello, hello. Gotta say hi to some of you guys. I can't believe we fucking...
00:46:48 Ich habe zwei Vorgers already. Oh mein Gott, es ist... Wenn ich aus Vorgers bin, wird es für die beste sein. Ich liebe euch, und ich liebe euch. Ich liebe euch, und ich liebe euch. Ich liebe euch, und ich liebe euch. Ich liebe euch, und ich liebe euch. Ich liebe euch, und ich liebe euch. Chadflame, um, AT Pilot und Kommentator, ein paar times. Für diejenigen, die nicht wissen, Chad.
00:47:20 you you would not fucking do this to me today you baby shark me on the CCP stream
00:47:46 I'm so fucking sorry. Oh my god. It's okay. It's okay. I must stay focused. It's basically Guantanamo Bay in here. Let me do the insurance. Let me get the Geico insurance policy real quick.
00:48:20 Why did you do this? Was this Agent October? Who did this? They're not letting me back on.
00:48:37 It's the end of being an Eve partner. Permaband. Okay, um... Fuck me. Alright. What am I forgetting? We got drugs to stuff in our mouth. When all the baddies start smacking me around, that's how... We gotta have the drugs to eat. We got cat boosters. We've got... Absolutely no hope. We have absolutely no hope. Let's go. Let's go, baby.
00:49:12 Warger Part 3! This time it's gonna work! This time it's gonna work, boys, I believe! Crystal Pod? I don't know if we should use a Crystal Pod after those last... Listen, on the last one, I'll use a Crystal Pod on the last one, okay? I don't know if we should use a Crystal Pod right now. Yeah, that'll surely make the difference against 31 fucking Black Ops battleships. Oh, man.
00:49:47 You guys are making me sh- Usually the tangents don't make me shy, but oh my god, you guys are so embarrassing. You guys are so fucking embarrassing today.
00:50:11 Um, I hope I don't get in trouble. Oh my god. I set a command. Can you guys try typing exclamation mark Wonga? I'm eating. We are leaving. This time surely will be different. You're going to...
00:50:38 Ich glaube, es ist nicht... Es ist irgendwie... Moobot kann man nicht keep up. Es ist... Okay, es ist... Wenn Rambo macht es, dann geht's. Es ist wahrscheinlich limited zu Mods. Das ist wahrscheinlich was es. Das ist wahrscheinlich was es. Dang it. Es ist ziemlich close, ja. Except, ich bin eher nervös. Was ist mit dem?
00:51:04 I owe you guys a giveaway. Um, let me make sure I, I, uh, for all the trauma that you're being put through, today I owe you a, we gotta do like a five bill giveaway here. Maybe after this one, I'll try to figure out how to work Moobot. I have to pay reparations. Somehow. I am wearing pants. To be clear, I am wearing pants.
00:51:33 I remember that, guys. You have got... Dude, is there a CCP staff member that has the... Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just wonder, like, is it possible that someone at CCP can just, like... If CrashNap use Signal 5 Filament, then... Is there an if-then statement that just keeps putting me in veil of the silent? I'm invalidated!
00:52:01 How does this keep happening to me? That's three times in a row! It's okay. It's okay. We're going to be okay. Did I land in the same... Okay, I'm going to level with you guys. I'm robbing this total... No, no, no, hold on.
00:52:28 How far do I have to go for a decent bank? One jump. Maybe we could make it one jump, Chat. One jump? Do we believe? Chat. Despite your degenerate behavior, especially my normal, Chat. My love for you is growing.
00:52:53 Long. Thank you guys. That's a lot of bitties. Thank you so much for the support. I'm just trying to stay focused at this point and hopefully get inside of a bank because we keep landing in frat space and they're gonna keep blopsing. They're gonna blops their own space. There's an epithol over here. What's he up to? Is he bumpable? I'm not doing that. We don't even have a prop. Nope, Michael, that's a bad idea. I see pluses in a system.
00:53:23 They're saying hi to me in Local, this is not a good start. Uh oh. Yeah, yeah, ding dong, give me strength. Do this.
00:53:49 Gateflash, Gateflash, Gateflash. Yo, we're robbing one fucking... I am robbing at least one bank in this goddamn Varger. There's the fucking Stiletto. There's the Stiletto, boys. Ah! Good thing I went to the W6VP gate. Good thing I went there.
00:54:20 Very good thing I went W6VP. They surely won't catch me going over there. That did not work. I think he knows where I am. Oh god. Okay, so right off the bat, let's just try this. Put these on. Maybe I try to pop and sand them, actually.
00:54:49 There's Scram. Two. Try to cycle these a little bit more this time. Oh my god, dude. They're all here. They're all here. They're all here. Scram's on me.
00:55:05 Ich glaube nicht, wir können den Scram auf sein. Sino ist lit, das ist lustig. Sie sind ein Sino, das ist lustig. Holy fuck. Oh mein Gott. Come on, Pocket Sand. Give me a chance, Pocket Sand. Maybe the Proteus? Probably have the wrong ammo for a fucking Proteus.
00:55:25 He's just gonna be able to keep tackle on. I think I just have to. Yeah, no. We give up on the stiletto. We get absolutely clown shoot again. Oh my god, that's so fucking terrible. Oh, I am so depressed. It's okay. It's okay. I knew this would happen. I knew we would land in frat space three times in a row. Surely that's how today would go. Just triple, back to back, in under an hour, landing.
00:55:54 Oh, mein Gott. Ah, WTF?! Sorry for cussing. I probably shouldn't cuss too much. Oh, mein Gott, all three reps are going. I took the drugs. Gott is dead. WHY?!
00:56:20 You know, Fret's pretty nice. You guys should join Fret. Those guys play pretty fast. They just seem sporting. You guys should join Fret. That was fun. That was fun. Again? Don't worry, I got more Vargas, baby. Let's go. We run it back. We run it back. I'm going to unpause. I'm about to go down to Taco Bell and give me a blast.
00:56:47 Um... No, no, no, no, no. I turned that one off. I turned Mariah the fuck off. We can't do that. Do you guys mind if I just, um... Cry real quick? Just offscreen? For...
00:57:06 I'm skipping that one. I reserve the right to skip any- How did you get Kormit to work?
00:57:27 Let's get this wild party even wilder. No need to thank me. Just doing my bit to keep the madness alive. You fucking... Turned him off. Did someone turn... Did mods turn him back on? I turned him off. I literally turned him... Hold on one second, guys. Give me just one moment.
00:57:56 Ja, ja, ding dong. Hey Lars, get back in there right now and play ja, ja, ding dong. No, we are... I'm fixing up another... We go again. I'm using all these Vargers today. I'm speedrunning it at this point. Let's just get the Vargers out of the way. It will never be enough. I only want to hear ja, ja, ding dong. Fine, I'll play it. I'll play it. We're having a break. Hey guys, he's going to play ja, ja, ding dong.
00:58:28 Oh my god. Filament gods, please be more gentle to me. I just wanted them to come inside. Please don't put me in France face again.
00:58:49 I think I fed three Vargas in under an hour. It's got to be some kind of speedrun.
00:59:17 So, Navy 400s. Let's buy some more of these. Piece of shit fucking game!
00:59:28 Why are you guys rage-posting me? I will turn this Tangier off. We are positive, positive mental attitude today. I'm really fucking triggered. More than the Varger. What? You guys are... Yeah, let's take a look at that Killmail real quick.
00:59:58 I got AT shipped. I don't even see him, dude. I don't even see him, we got... That's cool, though. I got Python'd, at least. That feels good, man.
01:00:17 Oh, I'm gonna buy some crystals. Okay, I know this is a really bad idea, but... Who redeemed this? I'm already here, so... Oh my god! Guys, this is so expensive! How... Guys!
01:00:34 I'm putting mid-grades in. We got all the bad luck out, right? We landed in frat space three times, okay? I'm irresponsibly buying a bunch of mid-grade crystals. I'm sorry about the weebs. I'm sorry about them.
01:01:04 Okay, so... Navy Cap 4s. Loaded. Let me buy some more of these bad boys. Tangier? Trev, thank you so much.
01:01:31 CCP staff, could you please tell me if this is too much? Please reach out to me and I'll kill the Tangium. I'll take it out back and shoot it, okay? You just... You need buffer, go Nirvana? No, no, no.
01:02:01 CCP are Redeeming? No, they're not. No, they're not. It's strictly the D-Gens from my chat. 100%. Ha, Dread? Maybe next. So, if they let me do this again, maybe Sans the Tangia next time. I was thinking of maybe doing a little Dread Roam. Some actual fleet content. Did I join?
01:02:31 How the fuck did I join my own? I don't even remember hitting exclamation mark play. What the? Hold on. Hell yeah! Am I buying Omega? Oh, I definitely already got Omegas. Jesus fucking Christ. Alright, I'm good. What's up?
01:02:57 Hold on a second. Okay, we're good, we're good. I just had a bunch of Omegas for some reason. Are you guys having a good time? Are you guys enjoying yourselves?
01:03:17 Are you guys having a fun Friday? I hope it's not too crazy. Sorry about that. I'm sorry about that clip, too. I'm sorry about all of them. Solid Friday? I'm being pretty responsible, Dirk Dugan. It's already a brand risk. I don't need to get sauced.
01:03:42 If I land in frat space four times, I think I will cry. I will break down and cry on stream. I will... I will start sobbing. There's no way it happens to them any time. There's no way. There's no fucking sure. Not Shellder! Fuck you! I'm glad I know nothing about Pokemon. You know, in a vacuum? I like the ship. It's fun and relatively easy to use. There's a little bit of build diversity there.
01:04:13 I know what you're doing, Chad. Minecraft Movie! We're almost there. Crystal's in. I have faith. I have faith this time. This time will be different. I'm Steve. I'm Steve. I'm Steve. I'm Steve.
01:04:44 I'm gonna have so many nightmares tonight. I'm gonna have so many fucking nightmares. What did you say? I would certainly like... You see, Philabit is clicking the Veil button right now. Please let me just... not land in Veil, please. I'll be... I'll turn off Tangia. Whatever you need me to do, I'll do it. I want a Wonga again. Okay, alright guys.
01:05:29 There's no way I land in frat space four times in a row. There's no way. No way. We got this. We got this, gamers. Pray for me. Pray for me. We're going. Happy Friday to you all. Thank you so much. I'm sorry. It's so nuts in here right now. Thank you guys so much for the support, though. I can't really keep up with all this stuff coming in on my other channel. I'm trying to watch this chat.
01:05:54 Hallo, hallo, hallo, hallo, hallo, hallo, Leo Skyblade. How are you doing? Happy Friday. Anybody touching grass this weekend? I'm not. I'm going to play Magic the Gathering with a couple friends. And I'll probably be crying all day tomorrow, recovering from whatever this was tonight. Thank you guys so much. I'm actually having a lot of fun. I hope it's not too, too.
01:06:21 My wallet's not having fun. Oh my god. But it's okay. It's okay. This time, we get lucky. If I land and fail, could you imagine?
01:06:36 Three in a row is so crazy already. The good news is we might be able to actually get some good fights after I get through all these Vargers. Maybe we fly some other stuff, maybe some Drekavax, maybe we do some Losec content. We'll have plenty of time to do something that isn't incredibly well beat. To be honest, I've had good luck with the Varger doing stuff like this, just we keep landing in frat space and they're immediately on top of me, so... Here we go.
01:07:07 Please. Okay. We did not land in Veil. Guys, we did it. We did land in a kind of terrifying part of space, though, to be completely honest with you.
01:07:38 I will pause at Tangier if we get in a fight. Sorry for the... the Wanawonga Club remix. I'm not sorry. Huck San? Organize my drones a little bit. There. Think about this. This system?
01:08:16 Thank you, Dialog. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm gonna risk it. I'm gonna risk it. I'm thinking.
01:08:44 I didn't know who Joe Hendry was for the longest time, and I wish it stayed that way. He is very handsome, though. Look at that smile. Jedi 3 asked me, should Crash allow Rude Cormit to enlighten us with his wisdom on live CCP stream, or should he pussy out and disable Rude Cormit redeem? I'm scared.
01:09:13 How are they fi- Is one of my mods trolling me right now with the- Why is the AI on? Viola, can you take another look at the AITTS?
01:09:32 I don't wanna cuss, I don't want the... Convicts said not... I can't be cussing too much and... P.S. Try sex with dudes. I don't know if it's related, but it's more fun than we thought. P.P.S. Most of them will have... What the fuck is this shit? Goddammit.
01:09:52 What's up V-Task? How many? I'm gonna guess... Mhm.
01:10:14 Here's what we're doing. Besides getting absolutely fisted, we're going a couple jumps from where I landed to rob a bank. There's a curse named Frogs. What's up, Frogs? What you doing there? Wait, is that a curse or a crane? Am I blind? I think that was... Sorry, that was a crane.
01:10:42 We dodged FRT Space Chat. There's a chance we make it out of here alive.
01:11:07 Is there any CCP staff in the chat I could talk to real quick? I just want... Can we do a wellness check? Am I alone in here? No, who's... You guys are killing me, dude. You're killing me. You're actually killing me. Oh, Niall is messaging me.
01:11:41 Boss of this gym.
01:11:51 Mods, just keep them in check, okay? Thank you. For context, this was Radikos going on a... Radikos is an AT team captain.
01:12:18 He was very heated about debating something in Star Wars, but his microphone was completely screwing up. Why is that a tangium? The esoteric inside jokes here, guys.
01:12:41 Rantikos, he was going off. I was crying because he was like, I'm sure making really good points about whatever Star Wars movie he was talking about, but we just couldn't understand a damn thing and we couldn't get him to stop. He just kept going off. I'm going to make it inside of an ESS and a Varger. I'm going to do it, boys! We're doing it!
01:13:11 Oh, man. This is the longest Tangier streak I think I've ever seen. This is horrendous. Oh my god. It's beautiful, but it's horrible. Happy Friday, chat! Let's go!
01:13:35 I hope they invite me back, but I'll understand if not. If not, it's been amazing. They haven't kicked me off yet. But I love you guys. If I get a DM... It was a good run. I'm robbing the bank. I actually made it inside chat.
01:14:07 12 people and local, 12 people and local. Set up inside. Get my drugs ready. Get my drugs ready. Get everything good to go. We're ready to game. We're gaming. Let's get chewed out by Bjorn tomorrow. I don't know.
01:14:34 Move move ship away from beacon. It's kind of slow, but I that's actually good. Where's the Sun in relation to when you go? I'll go to the other side of it I'll go over. I'll go over here. I'll go over here. You're right. You're right Let's get a little bit more space from the beacon
01:14:52 I don't know, sometimes I want to grab them really close with the Grappler. You know, gotta mud wrestle them, get them in the headlock. Um, because the Grappler slows them down more the closer they are to you. Especially if it's something small like a Cruiser. But then again, it's a Varger, so it'll track, it'll track. We got some strong drop booster and stuff too. We should be okay. Um, there's a Capsule Unscan, a little scary, but I think we're gonna be okay. We stand to win, it's a 380 mil bank jet.
01:15:21 So, probably like 300-ish mil, I think, after Uncle Space Sam takes his tax cut from the Nullblock guys. I guess from me, not the Nullsec guys. Whoever robs the bank.
01:15:43 I don't know if I'm Eve's most positive. I am today. Some days I am. Other days, not so much. But I've actually, dude, I've been having a ton of fun. You guys want to see my kill board recently? It's bad. But let's ignore everything that happened so far today. Let's see. Okay, that's horrible. We got whomped on pretty bad yesterday.
01:16:12 Let me see, lots of red. Yeah, lots of red. But we actually had... Okay, no, it was... I just... I'm coping. I haven't had a good day since, like... Last week? I mean, I was having fun, but I don't know. Sorry, I gotta verify I'm human first. Let me just hit the solo tab so I feel better about myself. Let's just hit the solo tab.
01:16:41 Okay, that's better. That's better. That makes me feel a little bit better. I had some really fun fights in the Varga, of all things. It was a good time. Um, but, yeah. It's, um... Been getting blobbed a little bit. Been getting blobbed.
01:16:59 Yes, I have 3,000. If you guys have questions about solo PvP, I'm happy to answer. Let me pay a little bit more attention to chat now that we actually have a second at downtime here. Hit me with questions, guys. I'll try to answer them. I'm looking. Oh shit, I went too far. I'm giving them another chance to defend their bank. It was intentional. It was not intentional.
01:17:30 Is this what I think it is? I was like, it's that one, isn't it? It was definitely that one. Okay. I miss you, Lil Jon.
01:18:09 We are re-linked to the bank? We are re-linked to the bank? Good. I will play the horse waifu game next week, okay? Degenerates, I will play it next week. I will play it.
01:18:36 Is that why you're shitposting so hard? I also have to play Frontier. I'm going to buy the Hundo dollar pack and play some Frontier for you guys. Actually, it looks cool. I'm kind of stoked. There's an Eris on skin.
01:18:58 Oh mein Gott, so many people popping over with the bitties. Thank you guys so much. Um, to the rest of you, I'm so sorry. The absolute, um, stand. Hopi-monk.
01:19:28 Das ist schön. Oh! You guys are all over the place. You guys are all over the place. Scan? Daris. What a chill, what a chill bank. Boom, congratulations, you hit the Tangier party goal. Nice.
01:19:58 Another one? How many was that? No, Hank. No, not this shit again. No. Leave Peggy alone. Hank, no. Hank?
01:20:27 Das war's.
01:20:55 Hey, fuck you. I think... Half a forest? Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves, Ford F-150 guy.
01:21:20 Apparently someone put my stream on at a Ford dealership one time. People in the lobby were very confused.
01:21:47 We have two minutes left on the robbery, guys. Thank you so much for this. It is just nonstop. Good question. I have negative structure according to the game right now. I am like... That did actually happen. I have had negative structure before. Screen cap this, clip it. Shield armor and structure is just empty. St. Patrick, how are you doing? I feel bad. Chat's moving quick.
01:22:09 Fast und quick. Oh, do you not have it, Trev? Oh, god. Stop. Stop. You're playing with fire, whoever keeps doing that one. No, no, no, no, no. With none of that shit. None of that shit.
01:22:50 Let's try to fix it. We got a minute left on this bank. No one on scan. I think we might just get away with it, chat. Grab it, I'll try to get you sorted. In moderation. You did not get invited. Should I trust Trevor with this tower? Trevor, I'm gonna send it to you on Discord, okay, buddy?
01:23:21 Be gentle, be gentle with me. Um, I owe you guys, uh, so...
ADHD-gesteuerte Ankündigung eines Giveaways und Eskapaden
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01:23:34 When we get done, the ADHD is taking over. When we get done with this Varger, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna try to use Moobot to do a giveaway as reparations for all of us. He's not Krusty, by the way. I have never fucked a pillow, alright? Maybe like one time. Why these? Why these right now? This was, this was in private. Being a man isn't how you dress. No.
01:24:03 Ich will never recover from this stream. I will never recover from this one.
01:24:20 Uh-huh. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Kyle's got a great voice. Yeah.
01:24:50 Okay. Bad news is this is happening. Good news is I robbed the bank. Other good news, we can, uh, we have the weapons timer about to drop off, so I'll be able to get out of here quick with a little log off ski trick. Just need to drop fleet first.
01:25:20 I kinda want a Ford F-150. My other car's paid off. You guys think I take the leap? I think I get a Ford F-150. I, personally, feel like it's the truck for me. Screw Ford by a rafter. Oh no, I'm gonna start a hole.
01:25:49 Das ist schon mal mein Business, ich sage, oh, oh no!
01:25:55 Es ist so Backlogged, dass es die Tangea-Party ist. Again?! Okay, so... Let's see how much money we got away with, okay, guys? Kata, get the hell out of this system. I see a chatter in Local. I see a chatter in Local. Here we go again. What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
01:26:24 Young man. In a cyclone? What are you doing in that? Fuck you? Okay. Alright, fine. We're dancing. We're dancing, okay? You wanted this. Paid actor? Paid actor? Please don't leave. I'm so lonely. I need one W. No, he's leaving. I'm all alone again.
01:26:52 You're calling your boyfriends? Oh, God. Okay, that's not good shit. Sorry, I have OPSEC on. Apparently, he's calling his boyfriends, so... There's gonna be a lot of people rolling up in Ford F-150s any moment, I imagine. Maybe I go on the move. Maybe I go on the move. We try to escape this a little bit.
01:27:21 I think I just go for another minute. First things first, actually. I did take a weapons timer, but what we can do is drop off the schmoney. Assuming there's a structure in it, there is. So many Tangia parties, thank you guys so much.
01:27:43 This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away? Classic. Classic. Pre-Cormit? Guys, we can't pre-Cormit. Cormit... Cormit is... checked into a home. Or look, we... Cormit!
01:28:11 We can't bring back... This is already really spicy. This is spicier than I wanted it to be. Oh my god, CCP's here. CCP? Am I Gucci so far? You'll tell me if it's going a little too far, please tell me. I'll shut the tangent down.
01:28:37 Das ist es. Du hast es gesagt. Du hast es gesagt. Just send me the DM. Okay, okay. Okay, we're good. Alright. I'm doing my best to moderate. Mods, thank you so much.
01:28:51 Oh no. Oh fuck. Can we put a... This is perfect OPSEC, actually. Thank you so much. I'm dropping the money off, guys. I'm dropping the money off.
01:29:15 Open Cargo Deposit. Let's get the money. Get the money. Pour it in. Pour it in the structure. Take the money, stuff it in there. Boom. Bada bing bada boom. Oh yeah, we're rich. Oh yeah, we're rich. We almost paid for those three Vargas I lost today. That was like solid 280 mil. Oh yeah, we're gonna win it back today. This thing's going all the way. Why is there a revelation on Grid?
01:29:44 Oh god. Why is there a revelation on Grid? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Please, please, no. What's he doing there? Is that your boyfriend, Kata? Who is that? That's not a Ford F-150. Yeah, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Chop, chop. Time to move. Next bank. Um, let's see.
01:30:12 Es ist ein bisschen spooky. Das ist nicht schlecht. Oh, das ist eben besser. Das ist eben besser. Ich habe eine Destination. Das ist perfekt. Das ist eigentlich wie ich war. Wir werden es machen.
01:30:40 I love you guys. This has been a very fun Friday so far. I hope you guys are enjoying it. Usually the shit... For my normal stream, I promise, like, it does get this bad at times, but this is probably the worst I've seen it. Because, of course, they're going to embarrass me when I'm, you know, on CCP. Of course they're going to embarrass me.
01:31:07 You guys always... Always cover my face with this. I... I feel like I should be offended. Why do you always cover my face?
01:31:53 Ich glaube, ich werde es um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.
01:32:23 What did I just see? Praxis Ishtar. Okay, okay. Really beautiful song. I don't even want to talk over it. You guys gave me a quick cam break, so I'm taking it. I'm taking it.
01:32:50 Eagle has landed. Eagle is sliding.
Bankraub-Eskapaden und unerwartete Konfrontationen
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01:33:11 What a beautiful ship. Man, I love the barter. Um, okay, so we're in. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male, human, and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for humans? Why? Why did you make that? Why'd you make it?
01:33:38 I'm just going to start robbing the bank. Hold on. Praxis Ishtar Purifier Cyclone. I'm going to tap it a couple times just to be a little obnoxious.
01:34:10 Die Ironie... ...that I am... ...in an ESS with a Varga right now... ...is not lost on me. It's not lost on me. I love these guys.
01:34:57 This is what bank robbing looks like. Ocean's Eleven ain't got shit on me. Oh my god, easiest money of my life. Should I start talking shit and local? Oops. Tripped over... Wait, wait. Oops tripped over a giant bag of money in here. I hope... Some strong men don't come in.
01:35:26 And take it away from me. I also hope they aren't wearing swimsuits. Smiley face. Okay, so... I love you guys. This is insane.
01:35:49 Das ist ein Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox- Tox
01:36:21 Yes. Fine. What is that? No, no, no, no. Pentatonix with the hype? Oh, shit, boys. I'm... Wait, is he with you, Hype? Tox? Oh, God, am I...
01:36:47 Tox is blue to me. Is he with you? Should I not shoot Penta? Hold on. Oh, he's shooting me. Oh my god, they're giving me the content voice. I'm overrepping hard. My bad, my bad. What am I doing?
01:37:16 We need to make something happen here. What the fuck? My buttons. Oh no, I'm lagging. Still overrepping like an absolute goofball.
01:37:28 Are they all shooting at me now? Oh, God. It's okay. We got this. I'm in a Varger. This is chill. They're all shooting. You little punks. I thought we were going to be like, yo, what's up, fellow streamers? We should all band together and not smack the shit out of my really cool Varger, but apparently not. Apparently not. Here we are. Good fight, boys. No matter what happens, I still love you, Toxic.
01:37:58 Yo, we're repping, but... Dude, we've got to clip through. We've got to clip through. I'm using a lot of heat here. I don't know if I should be using that much. Also, the new pressure kind of sucks. You guys put newts on these things? Oh, this is not good. I'm using a little bit more heat. We've got to... We've got to take care of business here. I'm going to actually heat that a little bit. Yeah, a little bit of heat there.
01:38:24 Get the reload going on this one? How have I not capped you out, sir? How the shit? Oh my god. Turn the heat back off. Turn the heat back off. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Dirty, stinky Varga reps. You guys remote repping each other? I'm gonna cry.
01:38:48 Come on, just fucking Alpha him already. Jesus, thank you. Oh, okay. There's a chance, there's a chance. I love you. Fight Boys, the new pressure sucks. Can we just talk about how much that sucks right now? I do have hail loaded. Is that, is that the move?
01:39:09 Maybe I should stop using... Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna stop using the Newt. Honestly, I don't think it's doing too much here. Let's just keep the Nos on. Oh boy, the overreps. The overreps. I've been getting a little spicy on the... Goddammit, dude. Hypes are so gross. I love them. I love them. This is very Chad of you guys. Oh, that's a lot of... Damn. Look at this blue fucking right now. Do you guys believe this shit? Getting AWOXed.
01:39:42 We just, oh god, I gotta really stop over, okay, is the Nos, do I have to hit him with like a cycle of newt? He just keeps repping. He just keeps repairing. Hold on.
01:40:11 Let's focus back up. Okay, I think he's breaking, boys. Just break, dammit! I don't want to do this to you. I don't want to... No, toxic! You. Were these your boyfriends? Should have brought bigger boyfriends.
01:40:42 Let me cue the classy music. You're mine now. It's Jover. Wow, I'm probably not even gonna track you. And I have the wrong ammo in. Goddammit. That'd be really funny if I died to the Cyclone at this point. That'd be really, really f-
01:41:07 I think Hale will be fine. It's a Varger. You guys are amazing. Thank you for the fight. That was fake drama. Thank you guys so much for the fight. That's nice to get a little paid actor after the absolute fisting I got earlier. Thank you, guys. Good fight, boys. Good fight. Sorry. Here, let me... Let me GF it. Good fight, boys. I'm sorry, Lau. I almost want to let you live.
01:41:35 Almost. I need every green thing. You are tanking so well. You're getting under guns a little bit. Do I need to do like a cheeky... Do I need to get my transversal? Okay, there's a big hit. You are... God, dude. Cyclones. Can we get a round of applause for the Cyclone? The ship fucking absolutely tanks. Why am I using this one? Okay, there we go.
01:42:04 Let me see if I've got some... So I'm using royalty-free music. So I don't know if I've got certain classical music, unfortunately.
01:42:21 Love you guys. Good fight, boys. Good fight. Good fight. Two hype Cyclone is not really fair. It got a little scary there for a second. I was wondering how, like... Let's take a look at the hypes. We have... If I didn't have Crystals, guys, I think we would H. Reload Ancils. There might still be stuff coming. We did rob the bank. Toxic, thanks so much for the play. Fenta, Toxic, Lau. Thank you, guys. That was fun. I got...
01:42:50 I hesitated at first. I was like, are they coming in to team up with me? Pentatonix, do you want me to send the capsule home, buddy? Oh, he's... Oh, you guys are self-destructing. I'll just... Yeah, it's already gone. Sorry. Good fight. Good fight. Um...
01:43:24 That's a new one. Oh, I think I've seen it. Yeah. Guys, is it fucking middle school? What is this? Come on. I'm just emotionally recovering.
01:43:55 Holy shit, did it catch up? Oh my god, it's silent. It actually caught up. The blue shot at me first. So I have... Toxic is a homie. Lau is a homie. But it's kind of a silly blue. It's just an individual blue. They started shooting at me first, so I went with it.
01:44:19 Can you deposit the money on my account as usual? That was like paid actors. I think Toxic's still streaming, right? I think Toxic is streaming right now, too. Thank you guys so much for the fight. I'm kind of waiting out. Okay, we have hella timers. Hella timers. I am going to start the painful process.
01:44:43 We unfortunately have like 12 minutes of log off timer.
01:45:16 One second. Guys! I mean, they had a VTuber on, but that might be a little... Jesus Christ. Why are you making me dodge so many landmines? Can you please?
01:45:35 Salatarium, du, uh, this is my last warning, Salar. You're going for the spiciest ones possible. Don't make me T.O. you. Don't make me put you in the corner. Oh my god. Yes, I will nanite my stuff. Let's actually reload. Fuck the varger.
01:45:55 We have to keep a positive mental attitude today, guys. No rage clips. Positive mental attitude. Should we just be more normal? Yeah. That was intense.
Giveaway-Chaos und Varger-Verluste
01:46:16
01:46:16 I'm just gonna get my shit in a row here. We're gonna repair these. I hope I brought a lot of... I'm proud of you, you know that. Thanks, Mr. Rogers. I am not proud of me. You guys have been amazing. We're gonna do a giveaway. As soon as I can figure out how Moobot works. Give me one moment. I think I can pull this up. Where'd I Moobot?
01:46:47 Let me see if I can figure this thing out. Okay, so there's, um, commands? No. Features? Giveaways? I just saw it. I might make it earlier. Giveaway description.
01:47:15 5 Billion Iskies. I have that much right now, right? I didn't spend all of it. Okay, we're good. Okay, guys. One moment. Let's see if I can create this. Alright, guys. The code.
01:47:46 The code is exclamation mark, I'm sorry. Oh, is it hashtag, I'm sorry? Hold on. Hashtag, I'm sorry? Yeah, yeah, try that. Or is it exclamation mark, I'm sorry? Okay, it's working. Let's make sure this is going up. I have never done this before, so I'm sorry if I fuck it up. Hashtag.
01:48:16 I'll run it, and then hopefully I'll give you guys a little bit to get in. Hashtag, I'm sorry. Perfect, perfect. Hashtag, I'm sorry. Type it in chat, let's go. Is there a timer on this thing? I'll start countdown soon.
01:48:45 How about I do a 30 second count? I'll give you guys a little bit longer. Get in there. Get in there. Hashtag I'm sorry.
01:49:08 Okay, that's a lot of entries. They're awake. I'm gonna start the countdown. Hopefully this works. Hopefully this works. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god, I'm getting sma- Of course they come into the time like this!
01:49:29 Okay, let's just siege up. Let's look at the scythes first. Moobot should announce a winner. Mods, can you keep an eye on it? While I try to smoke these fools? God dang it. Alright.
01:49:47 Let's try to smoke him. Let's try to smoke him. Come on. Come on. Hit him. Hit him hard. Hit him fast. Should have reloaded this thing before. That would have been helpful, Michael. Oh, that's a lot of logi. And he is nice and close. And I'm not really applying. It's a lot of scythe fleet issues. Like, a lot of them.
01:50:06 Ich glaube, das Mubot ist noch weiter. Oh, Gott. Oh, das ist nicht so schlecht, aber ich glaube, ich kann nicht die Logi- Oh, Gott. Don't burn out guns. Please, don't. Please, please, don't do that. Double rep. Bait tanking. Es ist einfach nur ein Ha Ha Funny Joke. Das ist so viel, ich werde nicht das machen. Holy fuck. Das ist mein final Stand in this, Varger-Boys. Ich glaube, ich werde es nicht machen.
01:50:35 Oh, das Nude Pressure ist nicht gut, oder? Okay. Ja, das ist schlecht. Ich bin nicht auf etwas zu tun. Ist das Massive? Da sind drei Td's auf mich? Vielleicht muss ich einfach auf EMP switchen. Ich sollte sofort auf EMP switchen. Um... Es ist okay, wir können für ein bisschen Zeit für ein bisschen Zeit. Wir können sicherlich ein bisschen Zeit für ein bisschen Zeit, aber wir sind Kappt-de-fuck-out. Das ist nicht gut.
01:50:59 Oh, I'm playing it way too fast and loose with these reps. I'm playing it way too fast and loose. Yep. Heat, use that last one. Oh, God. Did I heat that? Did I heat that? Yes. Am I out of cap charges? Oh, I got another reload, but I don't think I'm going to get this one in time. Four left. I can't over-rep. I'm fucking damped now. Oh, God. This is not going well. This is not going well at all. Margot Robbie, I'm sorry for shooting you.
01:51:30 But not really, I'm definitely not going to apply. Oh god, they're all so small. See guys, Barger needs to be buffed. This is bullshit. I can't believe they got me. Damn it! I'm sorry. Is the Moobot still going? Did I fuck that one up? Waiting for a draw.
01:51:53 Oh, it was just a fake... Okay, that's good, actually. I was worried it was, like, gonna decide. I'm gonna draw the entrant. Jet Alive. Jet Alive? You got it. Jet Alive 3. Let's go. Jet, you got it!
01:52:22 You got it, buddy. Five Bill, can you give me your in-game name, Jet? Can I get your in-game name, buddy? Congratulations, dude. Turn off the giveaway. That's fair. I should probably turn it off now. I just wanted to make sure I got the name right and stuff. Okay.
01:52:42 Can I just turn it off that way? Okay, there we go. Let's go. Let's go. I did it. I was scared. I've never run a giveaway like that before. Okay.
01:52:53 No, I think I recognize Jetali. I see Jetali in chats. You guys are spamming so hard. It is unfortunately closed. Let me see if I can do an IGS. IGS. It might be easier if I do it like this. Jet, A-L-A-I-3. Oh, you got it pinned, thank you. Jetali. Hell yeah! Guys, good fight.
01:53:21 Wish I could spell four-letter names. That would be great. That would be awesome. Whew! Jadalai. Hurting my wallet just a little bit more. Thank you guys for participating. One winner for now. I might do another one in a bit. Congrats, big boy.
01:53:44 I need a quick bathroom break. I'm very hydrated. We yeet more ships, okay? Maybe a Dominik's Navy issue. Maybe we calm down on the Varger shenanigans for just a second. Maybe not. We'll see how you guys feel. Let me actually do a poll and see how you guys are feeling. I think that was my last Varger I had intended for tonight. We blew through those incredibly quick. I am sorry. That was... That was...
01:54:13 Really fast. I have like a... Oh, this one's shit fit right now. This one's just like a meme fit that I was flying around in the undock. I guess I could strip it down. We'll see. Let me see what you guys want to do. Slash pull.
01:54:36 What we find. I'm going to give you a few options. Carter. Tommy Navy. I'm going to do a five minute poll. I should be back. If you guys wouldn't mind voting in the poll, thanks for your patience. I will be right back. B-Task, what are you sending? I'm going to unpause the tangent. This is scary.
01:55:00 I'll be monitoring from the restroom. I'll be right back, guys. Woo! Happy.
01:58:17 Why is every Formula One racer so handsome and strong? But anyways, yeah, Max Verstappen throwing a bowling ball over his shoulder and killing seven people. That's the Formula One.
Fanfest-Ankündigung und Schiffsspenden
01:58:55
01:58:55 Smells like someone in here should be banned soon. Name starts with an O. Yes, I smell him. He's here. We ban O. I'm coming to Eve Fanfest and I'm beating the shit out of all of you. What is happening anymore? Fur gang, alright. Now I'm ready. This is what I needed to be better at the game.
01:59:37 Was on my... Is that cat fur? How you guys doing? Happy Friday. How you guys doing? Welcome in. Thank you so much for being here tonight. CCP, thanks for letting me do this. I totally understand if I won't get allowed to again. I hope you guys are having fun. I'm guessing that was Ashley. I love you too, babe.
02:00:06 Btask, was did you just send me? Chronically Curious Blue Diary. Oh god, the weebs are back. Hold on. Fly it like you stole it? Okay, Btask. Oh my god, Btask is just giving me some crazy stuff here. Hold on. What is this, Golem? What is this? What is this, Golem? Let me see what the... How did we vote in the poll chat?
02:00:37 Okay, Convict, if anything crosses the line, you tell me immediately and I will max it. Um... Like, this is... Like, I'm really sorry about this. Like, that's... No one deserved... No one deserved that. Okay, so... I just got sent the Golem... Guys, what was the winner on the, uh... Not the Divine Punishment Praxis. That was not an option, okay?
02:01:10 Would you guys mind? So, someone just sent me a Golem. Hold on. Sorry, it's very odd streaming from Not My Setup.
02:01:40 I think I might have found it. Oh, it won't? No. Mods, would you mind citing my DMs with the poll results if anyone caught it? I'm so sorry. I'm so bad at this. It's so weird trying to check it. I'm used to having broadcaster options.
02:02:03 Draco won the poll. No shit. Okay, okay. So, Bimbo McJugs. Love the name. Thank you for the dairy products.
02:02:18 Lovely, thank you for the... Guy's name is I Urinate Publicly. Also send me aqueous liquids. Thank you. Thank you both. I'll make sure to put those in the next ship. I know we did the poll. But I think... Let me just look at this golem. He sent me something crazy. B-Task, I love you. What the hell is this? He says, fly it like you stole it.
02:02:53 I'm scared. Oh god, it's very expensive. Oh fuck. You guys did not see the Iskaban, okay? Just be chill. Oh my god, you guys don't have to send me all this. Thank you so much. Holy crap. That's a lot of Atrons, Breachers, Incursus, Rifters. Are you sure? Thank you so much. They'll get used. We gotta do some Frigates soon. Maybe tonight.
02:03:24 So, I think this is happening real quick. Do you guys mind one more Marauder, at least? No, no, it's okay. You guys are too nice. Oh, shit. I guess I need to get some high grades. That's the most expensive ones right there. Oh, boy. Hold on, Shad. I'm getting it ready.
02:03:52 High-grade, right? High-grade. I wish I could explain these memes to you guys in a way that won't make me or my community sound more unhinged than it already is, but I'm gonna come up short there. Yep. All I can say is these guys play too much fucking Genshin Impact. That's the one.
02:04:19 That's the long and short of it. Um... Omega... Okay, I got Omega and Epsilon. Oh my god, you guys keep sending me stuff. Thank you for the Merlins, dude. Thank you. Thank you. I would like to speak to your manager.
02:04:41 A letter of complaint, that's fair. I will... I will... I'll read that after stream, I'm sorry. Sorry again. Um, Delta? Delta. And then we have... Epsilon. We need Gamma. You guys are wildin'.
02:05:08 Holy Castrols and Heckates. Thanks, buddy. Dude, you don't have to do this. Keep them. Keep them. Keep them. Keep your ships. Thank you so much, though. That's very nice of you. Oh, wait. Let me see here. I might have screwed up. No, I don't need this implant, per se. So let's do the high. Let's make sure we can fit all the high grades first. Oh, boy.
02:05:34 I love you, but I need to fit the ship. Thank you so much for all this stuff. Let me just try to, let me try to get these, uh, jet ally. Thank you for the crash. I appreciate it. I'm gonna stay focused. Did I get all the implants I needed? I just want to get you guys back out there. Okay. No, we're missing slot too. I missed beta. I don't have the beta implant and I also don't have, what did I?
02:06:15 Please turn on TTS, please. I beg of you, Daddy. It'd be so cool if you did it. Really would. Meow.
02:06:27 I gotta stay focused here. Floor shit, yeah. Oh my god, that's a lot of hardshell boosters. Thank you. Oh my god. I already have one of those. No, no, no, no, no!
02:06:55 No, no, no, I already have that. You don't have to. I'm canceling. I can't do it. You keep that. You keep that. She just, like, lost it. And then this girl started screaming at me all crazy as shit, and I'm just trying to catch these party wieners, you know what I mean, man? Like, this shit is funny as hell. Oh. Why is it always, ladies, is there a single human male that believes in cosmetology? Do you or do you not feel bonita? Arvito, please.
02:07:27 Oh, no, it's okay. No, you keep them. You keep the skin, buddy. You keep the skin. I already have it. You give it to someone else. I'm sorry. Thanks, buddy. Thank you for the drugs.
02:07:54 Not this shit. Chat, come on! You distracting me. I gotta keep my shit together here. Let me get in the golem. Let me get everything plugged in. Oh my god. Stay focused, Michael. Uh... No, no, no, no!
02:08:31 What's slot 4? Why am I so bad at buying high grades? What is wrong with me? Delta! I swear to god I bought a Delta. Although you guys keep setting me trade offers, so that might be what's going on. Thank you for 69 spirits, my dude. I appreciate you. Let's go, let's go. Almost there. Almost there, chat. We're getting there.
02:09:01 If you close your eyes and mute the stream, it'll... No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Okay, okay, we're almost there. Getting there? I got a lot of stuff to fix on this bad boy. Throw this in here. Cat boosters are in.
02:09:32 Is 400s right? Guys, do you think I should use 400s here? Should I use 32s? Arbito! Thank you! Oh my god. I hate Pineapple Pen guy. I hate him so fucking much. Okay, okay. Ammo, ammo. Scourge Rage.
02:09:59 Scourge Rage Torpedoes? Oh shit. Oh god, there's a lot of work to do here. Let me see what torpedoes I have. I'm trying to fit this up as quick as I can. Navy Inferno, Navy Nova, that'll help out. We got some of this already. Let's do 800? I think that seems a lot.
02:10:26 Stop it! Stop it! You need these more than I... 50 Catalysts and 20 Cormorants? I love you, but please... It's okay. Okay, okay, so we've got three Navy Ballistic Controls.
02:11:49 Stop sending me Badgers! Alright. Insurance. Get that insurance payout. Of course. RV Toe, please. I love you, but please stop. Don't make me. Don't make me do it.
02:12:13 Very nice of me. But I gotta get this ship ready. They keep throwing these windows in front of me. Do I have a drone bay that's set? The ammo's a little cursed. We need hardshell that you gave me. Thank you so much for the hardshell. I think I've got some. You don't need that implant in there. Hardshell 4 for sure. I'll bring a couple 3s as well.
02:12:43 Gaston the cat. Thank you. Why are you guys naming characters after my cat? What's going on? Alright. Ship is...
02:12:56 Almost there, almost there. Sorry, my windows are lagging up pretty hard right now. I have way too much shit in Geeta. Oh, this thing's definitely going to make it at least 10 Yeats. We're bringing 10, I believe. Real quick, if you guys have been enjoying the stream, I promise it's not always this horrifying. It does get that way at times. There's my Twitch link if you guys...
02:13:24 Ja, ich mache ein paar Mining content.
02:13:55 I got a reserve key and a contract? Oh shit. Oh god, the contract's coming through. Now he's just spamming me with contracts.
02:14:16 Fuckin' goofballs. Expendable pl- Extendable plunger tool. Sure. Thank you. I'm gonna take your HeLa. I love you. But please stop! I must leave now!
02:14:46 Thank you so much for all the ships. Cummy Pancakes. What's up, Cummy? Say his name, chat. 07s Cummy Pancakes. 07s. Did you guys... Did you just quadbanana me? Oh my god. Alright.
02:15:17 I must stay strong. What's up, Zealous? Zealous, I'm sorry for sending you feat pics that one time. Thank you guys for letting me have the stream. I'm so sorry.
02:15:51 Okay, we're pretty much, we're pretty much there. I'm actually gonna get this ship into the middle of somewhere. Hopefully not Vale. Anywhere but Vale. If I land in Vale four out of five times...
02:16:09 Are you gonna play the entire fucking Drive movie through Tangier right now?
02:16:40 Hold on. Let him cook for a second. Oktober, what the fuck bro? I'm yeeting the ship. This is perfect OPSEC. Bank robbing time, boy.