GM WEEK WHACK-A-PIÑATA

EVE Online: GM Week startet mit Whack-A-Piñata Event in mehreren Systemen

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- 22.09.25 - 01:13:47 - 4.577 - EVE Online

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Die GM Week in EVE Online ist mit dem Whack-A-Piñata Event gestartet, das simultan in Yulai, Tarda und Pakshi stattfindet. GMs zerstören Strukturen, wodurch Hangar-Container mit konfiszierten Assets spawnen. Das Looten macht Spieler verdächtig. Weitere Events, wie Mining-Flotten-Unterstützung und Orbital Stashes, sind geplant. Ein Freelance-Job für Iskra Wars wird angeboten.

EVE Online

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Start von GM Week mit Whack-A-Piñata Event

00:07:56

00:07:56 Good afternoon Capsuleers and welcome to the start of GM week. My name is CCP Jotun and I will be your host for this evening as we see what the GMs have in store for us. I am joined of course by my colleagues, my friends, my part-time lovers. GM Ren, GM Goat and Senior GM Banquet. Gentlemen, thank you so much for being here. It's good to see you. How are you?

00:08:24 We are great. Dude, I just warped onto the grid in my Dreadnought and there is like 50,000 MTUs here. Indeed, there are about 50,000 MTUs in this grid. Let's go ahead and pan out here a little bit. Folks, we are live in several different locations right now. We are here in Yulai on our primary account. We are also in... Let me change that real quick. One second.

00:08:53 We are also in Tarda and we are in Pakshi. So we will be bringing you live coverage from all three different locations simultaneously. But here we are in Yulai where a large gathering has assembled. GM Banquet, what is the, what's the situation here? What's going on?

00:09:14 We have confiscated some illegally gotten ISK and assets. And people are already getting Concorded, I see. That's great. I'm on the Pakshi grid. And we have located them inside of the structure. As soon as the structure dies, maybe I give the chat a little quick rundown because not a lot of people were taking this gameplay. Please, go ahead.

00:09:37 So when the structure blows up, there will be hangar containers that spawn in a sphere 300 km away from the Astra in its current location. When you warp over to the cans and try to loot something, you will become suspect. So you better be quick about looting and warping if you find any goodies.

00:09:59 Okay, good to know. I think there will be around 200 containers in each one. So, there may be some duds, there may be some gigadrops. It's all up to you guys to find them. So, let's talk a little bit about what's going on here. So, obviously, you mentioned these are confiscated goods. Correct. And what does...

00:10:23 What kind of players are we confiscating these goods from? I mean, the hardworking people of New Eden certainly would hope that their goods are not just being scooped by random GM. Something nefarious must have gone on for these people to have their assets reallocated. What kind of dashedly criminals are we looking at here, Mr. Banquet?

00:10:46 We're looking at criminals that have partaken in illegal activities. If you are a Capsuleer that has committed no wrongdoing, don't worry. Your assets are safe. You have nothing to worry about. They will not be confiscated into an Ashton blown up overnight and you lose out on all your items. But these are... This ranges anywhere from ships to plex to skill injectors that have been confiscated from illegally sold items. And you guys will get to enjoy them. Enjoy the spoils.

00:11:14 So the folks here will be reaping the bounty of other people's misdeeds, as it were. Very cool. We already have, like I said, a large assembling already of players on this grid. We see battleships all over the place, a lot of haulers. It's probably not surprising. There are a lot of haulers on this grid.

00:11:34 Und, ich glaube, ein Dreadnought ist hier. Wo sind Sie? Ich bin in Pakshi. Ich bin nicht sicher. Ich bin nicht sicher, ob die zwei anderen GMs sind. Aber wir haben noch ein paar Zeit. Ja, GM Ren hier, von Tartar. Ich bin auf den Tartar Astros. Ich war briefly engagiert von jemandem, der zu jubeln ein Dreadnought. Mein Gott, ich bin jetzt jetzt... Wie geht das?

Achter Iteration der GM Week und Hintergrund des Events

00:12:01

00:12:01 So, for those of you who have shown up to GM Week before, this is the eighth iteration of GM Week over the years. It started in 2018, for those good at math. And it started out with, there was such a high number of

00:12:31 Players botting in capital ships and super capital ships. And the GMs sort of wanted to use, like dig into something, like it was an untapped resource, so to speak. And the GMs just decided to parade out the most egregious violators in this foul profession that is automated playing of E1 Line.

00:12:57 Ich glaube, das erste Jahr, das war, zwei ganze Events. Ich glaube, es war ein total von fünf Stunden, wo es nur waves und waves von Super-Capitalismus gab. Jesus!

00:13:09 Parade it into Yulai to blow them up. Like let players blow up big ships. And that's the way the event worked. Up until something happened in game. We're not quite sure what. I don't want any theories. Because I'd rather not think about it. But automated playing in super capitals and capitals just stopped. There are no more. They moved on to other pastures.

00:13:33 The last time we did this event, we actually put old GMs in capital shapes and blew them up. So that was sort of the farewell of this event in that format. This year, someone within the community team brought up the great idea that we should do something, like we should blow something up and give people some stuff to loot and have it be a spectacle and have it be fun.

00:14:00 Und es war decided, zu einfachen Füllstructures. Well, nicht Füll, aber ein paar Assetzen in Structures. Und dann Blowing them up. Und dann sehen wir, was passiert. Der Server may crash, das ist warum wir diese über drei Systeme spreaden. Ich war zu sagen, ich bin in ein paar Grids, die hat ein signifikant number of Cans, die dropped. Being a Worm Holder, by the way.

00:14:29 So I have seen my fair share of big drops before, but not quite as many as we're going to see today and not with quite so nearly as many people on grid at the same time. So this is going to be fascinating. Really looking forward to seeing how much stuff pops out and what happens on this grid. Folks, we will be bringing you live coverage throughout this event. GM Goat, are you on grid currently? I'm looking for you. I cannot see you.

00:14:56 Not yet, I was too busy talking, and as you know, working and talking is... You cannot do the two at the same time, I totally understand. Same in working.

00:15:06 You have your work cut out for you as well. This is multiple cans over three systems and the action that will follow. Listen, we only bring the most professional quality action here at CCP Games. I'm sure somebody in chat is going to find that very funny. But that is what's happening. We are going to be in three locations simultaneously. Shout out to CCP Swift.

00:15:34 who has kind of helped organize our end of this stuff, the community end of this stuff, obviously, and looking forward to seeing what we are going to get in terms of activity today. ULI appears to be, I believe, the most busy of all the systems here currently.

00:15:54 Although Pakshi, close second. 647 in Pakshi, 707 in Yulai, and just under 500 in Tarta. So an exciting turn of events. Shout out to all the capsuleers in local earlier who were trying to get me to buy their capital ships. Odd, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.

00:16:21 Chat asks, do you need anything on the overview to see the containers? Assuming you have all of your brackets on, you will see them. Somebody's trying to jet can bait me here. Let's see what's in the can. I don't want to flag myself though. I would ruin the fun for everybody. That would be wild, actually. Hey, there's a guy spamming in Uli. I'm going to make him stop. Or you can make him stop, GMGoat, so people can't see me do nefarious things.

00:16:52 Imagine spamming right under the noses of Jesus Christ. I mean, these guys, they're just crazy, you know what I mean? What can you do?

00:17:03 Oh, somebody has already... We have a suspect over here. I'm going to zoom in on this fellow. I believe this is a Hecate. Oh, it was a Hecate. Will likely not be a Hecate for much longer. The cops are here. The cops are getting involved. I believe these are the Concord cops doing their important work of keeping our citizens safe. There he goes. He's gone. RIP.

00:17:27 So, of course, we...

00:17:50 Are you saying... Is that not a good idea?

00:18:16 Some server experts told me that we shouldn't do that. So, we're going to be demolishing our own structures. As is tradition, right? The most famous alliances in EVE history have destroyed their own structures, right? At some point? Correct. Of course, of course. Afterwards, however, we will let you blow up the dreadnoughts. So, like, there will be some fun to be had.

00:18:39 There's gonna be a lot of fun. I apparently had you turned down a bit too much, Mr. Goat. I apologize for that. Apparently at some point in the past we ran a channel together and I thought you were too loud. So, my bad. R.I.P. I consider it an honor. Don't worry about it. I was gonna say, first time ever, perhaps, anyone has ever called you too loud. If Yuten brings you down, that means something. It does mean something.

00:19:07 Truly the loudest person on God's Green Earth. Oh, we got another spammer in chat. Oh my goodness, a couple of them actually. Look at that. Okay, one of you is going to have to change the server settings in here so I can turn off Push to Talk, because I fucking hate Push to Talk. Are you asking GMs to do something? Oh my god, these guys, I swear. Please file a support ticket. Oh, Jesus. Unbelievable.

Weitere Events während der GM Week und Freelance-Job

00:19:51

00:19:51 But this is not obviously the only event that's gonna be running throughout the week. We have GMs going onto mining fleets to help out players. We got GMs patrolling lowsec, highsec, nullsec with goodies in their pockets.

00:20:04 Ready to be blown up. We have orbital stashes. We have a bunch of fun stuff going on. One of my favorite events that we do, and I hate to interrupt, which I don't actually hate to interrupt. I do it all the time. It's just a habit. One of my favorite events that you guys did last year were the slow streams that had basically jet cans at different locations. And just a camera zoomed in on a jet can full of stuff. And in the background was just a nebula.

00:20:32 So you had to find out both what area that the can was in, and then what system it was in, and where in that system it was in, and the first person to find it got the goods. I hung out in those streams for a long time, those were super super cool, and I know they are doing some more of those this week, because I was talking to some of the GMs about setting them up today. So, that's pretty cool. Yeah, the official title of those streams is Only Cans. Only Cans, very good.

00:20:58 Ja, das ist ein guter Stream-Name. Das ist ein guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name, Goat. Ich habe das ein sehr guter Stream-Name.

00:21:24 Chat asks, do we have a rough ETA when this kicks off? I'm not sure how long it takes for us to get through these structures, but we'll start bashing in 7 minutes. And whenever the structure dies. 17 minutes. 17 minutes.

00:21:45 What's in the box? I hope I live that long, because I'm being put through my shields by this lone Sinises, who is extending our limited engagement timer. I am at 100% shield still. I think I put a shield booster on your ship, so you should be fine. He isn't even going through Passivator at this point. Until I give him my Sernatra, and he comes to kill you.

00:22:09 Er könnte eine Early-Liebe auf der Freelance-Job, die wir aktuell haben. Oh, das stimmt!

00:22:16 Das ist Value. Das ist Geld.

00:22:45 MONEY! Ja, so, ich auch noch mal zu sagen, dass, wenn ihr die Info an unsere Characke, dann geht es um die GAMEMASTERS Corp., und schaut für die Freelance-Projekte, die sind open. Dann werden wir ein paar Spaß machen können für Iskra Wars machen.

00:23:01 Yes, we are basically doubling your risk. And this time it's not even a scam. Wow. We are running some rewards for mining in highsec. We are running some rewards for bringing the clone soldier tags to Concord stations in lowsec. And we are running a...

00:23:21 Hand in your capital parking ticket scheme in Out of Uli, which is where we're close by now. So all of those are basically set to double your ISK and enter yourself into a raffle or top contributors get awarded at the end of the event. E-players. Double your ISK and this is not a scam. Those two don't really go well together in the emailing community. I was gonna say.

00:23:48 People are free to think what they will, but we are technically doubling their risk.

00:23:59 There are a lot of people in here. I am, uh, I won't say I'm shocked. I, of course, I kind of expected there'd be a pretty good showing, but all three systems, quite a few people showing up to, for their chance at riches. Also, chance of just dying, by the way. Just straight up, like, getting smoked. Like, FYI, all of you watching and back at home, if you show up here, there's wealth. And there's also a pretty good chance you just fucking get killed.

00:24:27 So that's pretty crazy. So be careful out there on these mean streets. It's wild out there. In fact, and this might be good, I will just link said freelance job in Tarta Local. Just so people can get on the action as well. I'll link it into Corp so the other GMs may link it into their locals.

00:25:05 Und wenn ihr wollt, äh, ein Skin, von GMWren, alle e-mail ihn und ask für ein Skin. Und er wird dir ein Skin geben. Er wird dir ein Skin geben. Please. Got'em. Absolut smoked.

00:25:20 All right, folks, for those of you just tuning in, first of all, hello. Hope you're doing well. Sorry, not e-mail. Oh, e-mail. This is totally unrelated, but I wanted to share. I saw the funniest fucking video of CCP Swift earlier from an Alliance tournament a number of years ago where he just straight up smugging on camera. It is incredible. I'll have to show it to you guys later. I'm pretty sure GM Go was there at the time.

00:25:49 Das ist auch schon ein Schocken piece of footage. Sie all sehen wie sie sind 8 Jahre alt.

00:25:57 It's very touching. Someone asks in Twitch chat if CCP patched the trick to avoid getting suspect by moving items from a hangar container into someone's fleet hangar, and I do think that is still technically intended. Bro, I've been talking to you guys for like the last 10 minutes of the person talking about it. I thought you were just moving your lips on stream, dude, so I unmuted it. Oh my god, unbelievable.

00:26:26 I just received in the span of 5 seconds at least 10 E-Mils already. Yeah, this shit will happen, homie. I was hoping for like 200. We'll get there, don't worry. I was saying, I earlier today saw the most incredible video of CCB Swift just straight up smugging it on an AT stream from years and years ago. And I'm pretty sure GM Goat was there at the same time. And looking about 15 years old.

00:26:55 Wenn ich ehrlich bin. Ich hatte eine Haare cut und mein Beard war's shaved. Wie dare you? Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war... Es war...

00:27:22 Oh! Ancient times! Ancient times! It's hilarious. It was a very good video.

00:27:34 Ich kenne ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja,

00:28:03 Someone, instead of asking for a skin, says, in their best Icelandic, I heard about you making skins away, or giving skins away, but I'd rather have 20 billion isk from you. Thanks. Hey, I heard I could get a free skin. How about instead of that, you give me 20 billion isk? You know what they say, dude? You miss 100% of the shot you don't take. You're absolutely right. That's exactly what it is.

00:28:30 You miss every shot you don't take. Hey, let's go check this guy out here. What is this? Is this an APOC man? It is an APOC Navy man. This fellow here enjoying the benefits of the recent changes from the Legion Major Update. I did also just get a new mail. I'm not going to open that because I'm horrified about what it might contain. But thank you so much for sending it. I will read it later.

00:29:03 Oh, is it abandoned? Oh my goodness, it is in fact abandoned. That is crazy. Look at that. The structure has gone abandoned. Hilarious that the Concorde folks managing these structures don't have the wherewithal to keep them fueled for a period of time, so shoutout to...

00:29:31 Whoever owns this structure, I guess we'll have to check that out. Who does own this structure? Let's see here. Game Masters. Curious. Very curious. Lazy Game Masters. I mean, we've had some issues with you, your paying bills and stuff. I don't know what you're talking about. I have never, ever once missed an Alliance bill payment or any structure fueling payment.

00:29:57 Not once ever. That's Hearsay and Slanders. So let's just go to Jeet and buy fuel. That's it. Bring up a good point. You could just go Jeet and buy fuel. There's one dude who's still trying to get people to buy his hybrid and tickets for Seraphiel and Erebus. Shout out to that guy. Also, while we're here, shout out to the GOAT, George Mitchell. That doesn't mean anything to anybody, but it means a lot to me.

00:30:26 What's a good dscan tool now chat? I kind of want to see how many MTUs are on this grid. Isn't it just like d.scan? Local scan, dscan, goon scan, orb scan. Goon scan. Any of the personalized tools that any group operates.

00:30:54 Oh, es gibt nur Schiff, es gibt keine MTU. Oh, es gibt 182 MTUs. Ja. 26 Mobile Depots. Die Paxi-Struktion ist also Abandoned, das ist interessant. Ja, Tartar hat einen Low-Power, aber nicht ganz Abandoned. Ja, es ist einfach so, dass es wirklich, wirklich schwierig zu machen, die Structures in diesem Spiel ist. Ja, ich bin sehr gespannt. Ich weiß, eine sehr angry Irishman, die hat viel zu sagen, wie es ist, wie es zu machen, die Structures in diesem Spiel ist.

00:31:23 Certainly, he's not watching right now, so that's no big deal. Can you show us the CCP Central Bank Wallet? It ain't big, I won't tell you that much for sure. I think we have... Listen, we don't have... GMRain can barely afford... Why do you think he's got a side hustle making skins? He can barely afford his SRP. Speak of those skins, as soon as I get to a hangar with the sequencers, I will get on answering my emails. Ah, very good. I roped him in to make a new skins chat. You should take me.

00:31:57 I mean, at least decent skins. Like, are they good skins? Uh, at this point, the amount of skins might just prompt me to hit a random... Just hit the random button over and over again. If people who send an eave mail would tell me their favorite ship, then maybe I could make something more targeted? Interesting. Right? You never know. I feel like you're going to be doing this for like a month.

00:32:24 It'll be GM month. Yeah, there you go. Very good. I'm still waiting to see. I don't see GM Goat on this grid. I'm very cautious, very curious. GM Goat cannot warp while also managing structures into oblivion. I'm already here. What do you mean? He's trying to fuel the structures. Is he here? Where's he at? I'm like 47 clicks off the structure. Oh my gosh, I need to zoom out more. Is that in optimal or are you deep in your fall off? Listen, are you trying?

00:32:54 Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Es ist ein Gentleman's Dreadnought. Ich liebe Cone-Shaped Weapons. Cone-Shaped Weapons. Das ist so profoundly specific. Cylindrical. Long. Sleek.

00:33:22 I was quickly making the dreadfits, and I was gonna make a single dreadfit for all of us, and we were running a bit low on time, and then they were like, okay, I did offer, like, what dreads did you guys want, but I assumed everybody would want the same dread. So I had to make three dreadfits. Oh, I know I didn't see you, because you are blue to me, and I could not, I didn't have you filtered out.

00:33:48 Ihr excellent overview, uh, not showing blues. I don't show blues on my fucking PvP overview because I'm not shooting blues, you motherfucker. You are fucking wrong, my friend. You're doing something wrong. I'm not doing that. I am taking care of my courtmates and alliance mates by not targeting them accidentally. Or only accidentally, not purposefully. Listen, if they get targeted and if they die, they should have brought a bigger tank, okay? They should have brought a bigger... Well, okay, that's a fair point.

00:34:16 There were a couple times, I had a big fight the other day with my EVE Corp. And the good people with Hard Knocks. And in the middle of that fight, I went back and watched the video because I was doing some video editing on it. And in that video, you can see very clearly, I lock up RFC on accident and I almost start blasting him. I didn't, but I almost did. And that would have been very, not Popega for, oh, it would have been Popega for him.

00:34:45 CCPswift ist in der Chat. Du solltest ihn wie Remote Rep Battleship comps waren, denn das war brutal, du. Wird du sagen, dass du Konkord anstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattstattst

00:35:11 Unrelated. It seems to be only a couple more minutes until 5 o'clock Eve time. That's very related. You might even say it's the reason why we're all here.

00:35:24 Ich wundere, wer wird die Räse gewinnen. Ich wollte eine Frage stellen, das hier kommt. Sie war Memen. Das ist die größte Meme seit 2021. HughCZ sagt, dass GMW-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-Wik-W

00:35:52 Uh, nobody tells us nothing. Um... We're just, uh... We're just happy to be here. I wish we could give away some tidings, though. Alright, Pontius Pilate, calm the fuck down. He's washing his hands. I've committed no sin here. I've done nothing wrong. I, GM Goat, am not, uh, I'm not a criminal. Take your complaints elsewhere. Jesus.

00:36:17 I do love seeing the memes, so keep them coming. During GeoNic, you are encouraged. You're encouraged to meme. That is, I had to get special permission, by the way, from the powers that be to use this, I don't know if you can see it on my stream, this dog doing his bonking business on the, you can barely see it because it's dark, but here, there you go. You can see the little Asher over there. Look at that little guy. He's just whacking a pinata, see?

00:36:46 See that? That's cute as hell. That's gotta be me in two minutes. That will be you in two minutes. I made that shit. I made it because I do this for you, viewers, back home. I'm excited, so we have a PNI in Yulai, we have a Nagfleet in Tarta, and we have Ye Olde Zurnitra in Pakshi. Really looking forward to seeing the... We are T-minus just a few moments now from...

00:37:13 Things starting to kick off. We will bring it to you live here, folks, as these dastardly GMs go about maybe cleaning up their mess in this case. I mean, they did let a structure go abandoned. Many people are saying this is part of a cover-up, an elaborate cover-up. By many people, I do mean me.

Start der Zerstörung der Strukturen und Verteilung der Beute

00:37:40

00:37:40 Ich würde sagen, dass das das opposite ist, weil wir es sehr publikamente machen. Ja, das stimmt. Du bist sehr publikamente. Das ist ein fairer Punkt, dass du da gemacht hast. Der beste Weg ist mit den Covers drawn. Das ist wahr. Ich habe oft gehört das. Es ist jetzt 5 Uhr UTC. Ich wundere, ob ein Cheeky Missile ist in dieser Struktur. Es könnte. Start your engines.

00:38:13 All right, I'm chonking away. Missiles are away. Did you remember a siege module in this structure, on this beastie here, Mr. Go? I fit all the drifts. I can 100% confirm that there's a siege module. There is a siege module, and the siege module is green. All right, I didn't see... I didn't see this! You're the kind of guy who watches somebody get really excited and float early, and you point it out.

00:38:42 I was looking for the lights. I didn't see the lights. I'm like, I go. This is going to be a long stream if you don't turn those lights on. Maybe I must have a long stream. Maybe you do what I want to. You know what? That was unfair for me to assume. Fair enough. We have the NFI blasting away at the Tarda Astra. We have the Zurn doing its big laser business over here in Pakshi. Which one of you is the Zurn? I am.

00:39:10 Excellent taste. However, I've been flying a lot of NFIs recently. NFIs very recently getting a, uh, what I feel is a huge buff. Uh, uh, that extra mid is, mm. Ah, mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball. Yeah, with a grappler bonus too, like you... Fuck the grappler bonus. You put an extra resist in there, baby. You're good to go.

00:39:29 In Wormholes, CCP Yotun, isn't the PNI basically Z and Null?

00:39:59 The P&I, I mean, it just kind of depends. Are you going to say F the Target Painter Bonus 2? No, kind of. I would not put a Target Painter on a P&I. Come on now. No, absolutely not. Even if it gets the bonus, if you really want bonus Target Paints, bring a fucking Armor Golem and just paint to your heart's content. Use all those mids for some other shit. Listen, here's what I'm going to tell you.

00:40:25 Die PNI ist sehr situational. Die PNI ist großartig gegen andere Kapps. Es kann absolut einfach nur die Hurt zu anderen Dreads. Aber es hat einen Hard-Ton-Applying zu Subs, wenn man einen wirklich bestimmten Konditionen hat. Und Rapid Torps sind nicht so gut in Wormhole Brawls. Die Nagfleet ist sehr gut in Wormhole Brawls. Und so ist die Zern. Aber der zwei Zern hat keine Kapp-Less-Gunst. So, ihr habt sechs Bowgoers zu sein.

00:40:54 ...dein der Schlurping-Business. Das ist rough. Du kannst nicht... Du kannst dich auf. Das ist ein Problem. So, NFI... ...in das Weise, sehr basiert. Du hast, dass ich nicht einmal die Revelations-Navy oder den Moros habe, denn keine Ahnung ist gut.

00:41:09 I do have a funny story about Moros Navy, actually. Turns out that Scram Bonus and Scram Range Bonus is actually very good. And I may have recently witnessed a Black Ops fleet trying to surprise one and gotten their Black Ops butts handed to them by said Moros Navy. The Black Ops did not last long under that heavy fire. No, I imagine they probably did not.

00:41:38 I am kind of generally of the opinion that haws are a trap and are copium. However, I will admit that there are instances where they are very useful. And in fights like that, that's certainly the case. My astride is entering armor. How are you guys doing? I was going to say, I am at a quarter shields, chunking it with hail.

00:42:06 HALF SHIELDS! Ja, es ist Superier! Ja, es ist Superier! 30,000 DPS! Do you at least have... Casual Spool? Do you have Mimesis Pod in, oder are you poor in it? Uh, no. Oh, wow. Do you have the matching pod, oder are you poor? That can only come from CCPOT, thank you. This is why we have problems. They're too poor to fit their pods.

00:42:33 I do have Snakes in, actually, because I was PvP-ing this morning, but they don't help too much here. I won't be sliding very far with the Siege Module. Yeah, I was going to say, Snakes in your Zurn pod. Or in your Zurn hull. Very good. Very good. Well done. How's the hit points here looking for you, Mr. Goat?

00:42:55 I realize that it doesn't auto refresh after it reloads, so I am now at half. Okay, okay, making progress. This is good. This is good. I should probably just go ahead and lock these structures up. I can just do that. I don't know why I have it yet.

00:43:09 Und jetzt so I raise it again, wenn du ein Schiff aus dem Container launchst, oder du lootst etwas in einem Container, dann wird ein Suspekt-Flagge dich. Also, beinigst du bereit, um den ganzen Grid zu kämpfen, oder versuchen, mit deinem Gewinn zu machen.

00:43:28 I assume the Grid is going to go crazy. Oh, it's going to be nuts. There are 800 people in Yulai alone. We've got... Let's see here. Almost 600 in Tarda and 734 in Pakshi. So yes, this is going to be... Thankfully, you guys have actually done this in a pretty intelligent way. Shout out to your brains. For staggering when these things are going to come out.

00:43:57 Wrens will come out first in Pakshi, then yours in Tarda. Banquets in Pakshi with the Zunitra. Yes, sorry, Banquets in Pakshi with the Zunitra, Wrens in Tarda with the NFI, and then Goats after that. So we'll be able to see them happening one after the other, and we'll be able to watch three different explosions. They won't all happen at the same time. Guys, you really planned that one out. That was really well done.

00:44:18 Ich möchte sagen, dass du nicht in Safety Red gehen und schießt. Als die Leute starten looten, die Kants gehen, dann gehen Sie in Suspekt und du kannst sie schießen. Wir werden die Dreadnoughts verletzen. Vielleicht werden wir den falschen Button verletzen. Vielleicht werden wir etwas verletzen und uns selbst verletzen. Dann können wir uns schießen. Aber wenn du in Safety Red gehen und etwas schießt, dann kannst du es schießen.

00:44:39 Ich glaube, dass ich, in fact, das gleiche Sache passiert. Es gibt Menschen, die ich kriminelle, auf was ich denke, ist die Struktur, und sie wollen den Killmailen. Sehr gut, Sie lieben das. Ich kann sie nicht für das, aber sie müssen die Kriminelle mit dem Kriminelle. Vielleicht haben sie einen anderen Charakter, wer weiß. Meine Astrohoose ist bei ca. 3⁄4 Armour an dieser Stelle.

00:45:15 I don't know who's firing the fireworks, but I appreciate it. It's making it very...

00:45:46 You were getting fireworks? Somebody's shooting fireworks at me. Why is CCP breaking the rules? You aren't supposed to use capital guns on highsec. Bad news, Providence One. We are the rules. I was going to say, he can try to file a support ticket about it. Report those pesky GMs using sad capitals. Yeah, report those pesky GMs to gmgoat at ccpgames.com Dear GM Goat, what the fuck?

00:46:14 I consider that fan mail, by the way. Good, good. Do you have a little folder that you just, every so often you're having a bad day, you just flip through the ones where people are like, ah, fuck this guy, and you're like, ah, yeah, this is pretty good. It's like, the more somebody hates you, the more they love you. That's true, that's true. The more they think of you, you know. They say that you die twice. You know, you die when your body dies.

00:46:35 Die drei times, sorry. Die drei times. Once when your body dies, once when your name is spoken for the last time, and once when the last person who ever thinks about you stops thinking about you. And if that's true, then the EVE Online GMs are going to live for fucking ever. Rent free in our summer rooms. Just live until the heat death of the universe is perpetually in the minds of gamers everywhere.

00:47:00 It is really nice to live somewhere rat-free. That's true. You're not getting much other help here in Iceland. Shout out to the Icelandic housing market. Thank you so much for your many good deeds.

00:47:16 So I can see a few people talking about how long this is taking. This is the problem, right? We are here to bring back the, like, take your time to do stuff. Yes. Right? Yes. It's all about, you know, purpose and doing things purposefully, doing things with intention. You don't, if you do something, you do it correct or you don't do it at all. And in this case...

00:47:43 Ich hoffe, dass das GM-GOT hat. Ich hoffe, dass das GM-GOT hat. Ich hoffe, dass das GM-GOT hat. Ich bin, sind Sie stolz auf mich? Ich kann sehen, dass die Missiles landen. Nein, nein. Nein, nein. Ich will, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um.

00:48:10 We just support the game as is, GMGut. Haha, das stimmt. Das stimmt, das stimmt. Support the game as is. Oh, hang on, I fucked this up a little bit, there we go. Ah, beautiful. I'm so proud of you.

00:48:26 mit dem Tartar-Strux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Trux-Tru

00:48:59 I just hope that the phoenix makes it before he runs out of strontium, to be honest. That is a good question. How much stront did you put in these things, Banquet? I loaded it up to the gills, is that what you do? Okay, okay, that's very good, very good. I wouldn't trust GM Banquet to know how to fill up a dread, but I'm glad that you know how to go, so we're all good. I got really scared there by Aster started repairing, and I was doing no damage to its structure, but thankfully...

00:49:25 Es ist auf jeden Fall, und es ist auf jeden Fall, und es ist auf jeden Fall.

00:50:04 Next time, we should use the Edencon Dread, right? Ah, yes, we should use the Edencon Dread. That will get you concorded in a sec when it bounces to the wrong thing. Oh, there's a Cerberus getting concorded. Mistakes were made. Oh, Jesus, he said the secret words in chat, and now they're fucking freaking out.

00:50:27 Listen, I was just commenting on what the chat told me. Yes, of course. I don't think anybody will ever make a threat out of that thing. No, they really shouldn't. They should not. Alright.

00:50:44 Well, the good news is we are getting very close here now to the moment of triumph. However, it should be noted that GM Ren is keeping pretty good pace with Mr. Banquet, despite being in a drill that does, again, half as much DPS. So that's... Hail never fail. There's a very interesting, very interesting situation here.

00:51:08 So I remembered something I read once on an excellent help site, which is the EVE University site. Hell yeah. That you should use explosive against armor. It's working really well. I bet it is. I don't know if it matters on structures because I'm pretty sure he has Omni Tank, but listen Goat, I appreciate your enthusiasm. He's old school. He is old school, but I respect him. Are you swapping ammo Goat while shooting? I love it. Oh yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Absolutely no value, but value. I love it.

00:51:37 Alright, folks, if you are tuning in and wondering what the fuck is going on here, fair enough, honestly, good question. I'm here with members of the CCP GM team, those being GM GOAT, the head of internal affairs, among other things, senior GM Banquet, and of course our good friend GM Wren, who are each in different systems. GOAT is in Yulai in the Phoenix Navy.

00:52:04 Wren is in Tarta in a Nagalfar fleet, and Banquet is in Pakshi with Izunicha, cleaning up some lost or perhaps neglected assets on the part of some scoundrels who have graced New Eden. The scoundrels have themselves been clapped, but their assets linger, and those assets today are about to be...

Zusammenfassung des Events und Verteilung der Assets

00:52:27

00:52:27 your assets, if you're on grid and happen to grab them and also happen to not die after you grab them. So a lot of different factors at play here, but we hope that you will give it a go because it's good television and I like it.

00:52:50 Es ist ein bisschen dramatisch, glaube ich. Die Individuen, die wir, soll ich sagen sagen, confisciert haben... Wir haben ihre schwerer Reihenzüge, nicht alle schwerer Reihenzüge. Ja, ja, ja. Und wir haben sie in diese... Und wir haben es um... Wir haben...

00:53:08 So, wie macht es interessant, wenn die einzigen Bots zu whack, die wir haben, sind Flying Sub-Capitals?

00:53:32 Nobody would be interested in seeing 14 Vaxors moved into the system at the same time. Can you imagine you just drop like 3,000 ishtars in a system and be like, alright, have at it.

00:53:46 So instead, we're turning it into a bit of a feeding frenzy. All the cans, the station hangars that are going to come out of these abandoned structures will hopefully provide enough drama and fun and satisfy those of you who like to open loot boxes. Right? People like that still. And notably, someone in chat asks to publicly name and shame these people. And I have good news for you because we haven't edited the owners.

00:54:13 Ja, we, we just, these are in as if the players themselves left them in the hangar, so it will have all their names on it. You can name and shame as you want. Yes. You can show info on the can, and that will show you the owner, and you can email them, making fun of them, but... They might not answer anything. They probably won't, they probably won't answer. We, we, yeah, eavemail, okay, yeah, sure. But we're not, uh, encouraging anybody to, um...

00:54:39 was was a harass yes yes no hurts like please be fucking adults don't harass anybody don't draw any conclusions from any of this shit like if you see somebody's name attached to a corporation you don't like that's not an excuse for you to go talk shit you can talk shit if you want to but like don't be obnoxious please be grown adults fuck's sake

00:54:59 But you can laugh at the people who did it all you want because they've been clapped, as it were. Big, big doofuses, every single one of them.

00:55:13 Ja, diese sind die Leute, die eine große Gruppe von BOTS haben, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern, um zu verändern

00:55:42 Let's hope it works, first of all. Well, we're about to find out. If the stream goes dead, chat, you know why. Well, the stream won't go dead, but this camera might turn off. Alright, let's... The explosions are so pretty. Let's zoom out. That actually was a pretty good explosion, too. Need me to hold DPS for a second? There they come. Alright, and that was quick. They scooped that wreck real fast, huh? Look at them go. Holy shit. Look at all those players. Someone wanted that core. Look at them dive in there, dude. This is insane. Dude.

00:56:11 They're like fucking fish. Oh yeah, here we go. There we go. Look at them go. Bunch of little fucking psychopaths out here. I love it. Look at them fly around, dude. This is insane. Just shuttles and haulers and my god, there are so many of them. This is insane. More and more cans are popping. How are you looking over there, by the way, Mr. Wren?

00:56:41 The last 14% structure and I just hit reload, so I'm sorry. Alright, we are getting close, it's fine. We're gonna see it. We're seeing it happen over here. I see a lot of suspects. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure are, sure are. I see a lot of red, or a lot of suspects on this grid. A lot of people just making their way to every possible can, scooping everything they can. My god, this is quite the showing. And we're gonna zoom in here on this mess.

00:57:10 Oh! Oh!

00:57:39 Der Tarte hat mirakulösisch nicht überlebt dieses Ordeals. Und da werden firewärts ensue. Wir sind zurück zu Tarte zurück, um zu checken. Ich glaube, ich habe fast alle einzelnen Sub-Capital-Ship gesehen. Aber nein, wir haben keine Super-Valuable Collective Visions. Nein, AT-Ships.

00:58:06 No AT ships. I don't think I would have let that happen. Anyway, people got very angry when there was a little snafu like two years ago, and I tend to respect each player's anger, right? Mostly out of fear, I imagine. Respect, number one, fear in close seconds. Sure, sure, sure. Oh boy. There they go, look at them go. It is like watching flies around like a lantern or something. They're just like...

00:58:34 Das ist wahr, das ist wahr.

00:58:51 Man, they are making quick work of this stuff. Look at them all go. This is pretty insane. We're going to check back in on Pakshi here real quick, where the feeding frenzy continues. I am currently dropping frames as a result of it, so shout out to the good people of Pakshi for going absolutely hog wild out here on these mean streets. There's a fair few, maybe 50 people that are shooting my dread, but the rest of the people on the grid are...

00:59:18 Firmly looting the field. Are you suspect, Mr. Banquet? Yes, I flagged myself. I looted a spike small single ammo. Okay, so there is a dread to be killed here as well. Are you going to be able to take all that crazy damage? Absolutely not. I don't know why I fitted plates on this bad boy. Where are you? Oh, there you are. Alright, we're going to zoom in on you.

00:59:43 Also chat, if you get something good, or you open up a sick can, post in Twitch chat, let us know what you found. Or in Discord on the TMWeek channels. Or tweet at us, if you tweet at us on Twitter, maybe on Facebook.

01:00:09 Ich hoffe, CCPswift wird das respondieren. Das ist zu sagen, re-Tweet sie, wenn sie etwas gut sind. Wenn nicht, ich bin nicht dein Vater. Ich sage, dass ich eine Frage im Twitch-Chat habe. Das ist ein... Usually, GM Week opens an einem Bot Event, wo wir einige Bots abuse. Diesmal, wir sind re-Seeding, die sie aus dem Ecosystem genommen haben.

01:00:36 uh to you guys uh because this is none of this is created all of this is something that was gathered by players in game and bought so it is essentially just we are kind of redistributing some tools in the sandbox uh saying that i'm down to the last 15 this has been such a nice little chill hangout with all the

01:00:55 Smack talking local, people getting offensive. It's like old times. It is like old times. There's nothing that I think draws out the inner spirit of the EVE Online player than the opportunity to get free stuff. Which is to say the absolute depravity that comes with that interaction. And I love it. I for one think we need more of this sort of shit. Not giving away free stuff. You guys can go out and get your own stuff. Stop being fucking porous. But just like more unhinged interactions. People just like absolutely chomping at the bit to fucking...

01:01:23 Hell yeah.

01:01:51 Don't clip that, Chad. I sound unhinged. There's an unpiloted GM's capsule here with nobody in it. I'm sure that's a little fail. Oh no!

01:02:04 Did somebody drop a capsule next to you? No, I can tell you what that was. It was when you take control of a structure and then TR out of that screen, it leaves your capsule in the thing. Just blow it up. Nobody cares. Or you can just take it. You can probably scoop it up. I wonder if they can take it. You absolutely can. Very valuable. Very valuable GM capsule.

01:02:28 Yes, that's right Chris Caden. Quote me from Live to Feed. Don't be weak, be strong. Also, don't be poor, be rich. Space poor, that is. I can't help you with IRL. I wanted to say, Jotun, you always sound unhinged, so that's fine. That's true. There was... We were... Here it goes. Your lie is going. Finally, I did the job. You did the job. Look at it go. I'm so proud.

01:02:51 We had a meeting earlier today with some of the community team and GM Monty. CCP Monty talking about some upcoming stuff we want to do. And Monty made a comment about, hey, we're going to do this stream. I think it would be really cool to have you guys on. We should probably bring Yoten on too, so there's that kind of unhinged chaos going on as well. Cool, cool, cool. I mean, it fits what's going on on this grid right now. I mean, you should see. Brother, you lie is about to turn into a fucking fiesta over here.

01:03:20 Look at them go! So many of them! That's nuts! Alright. I think my field is pretty picked through. I only see 4 or 5 more cans. How long do you have for this world? You're doing okay. You're making it just fine. I'm taking it.

01:03:52 Und wo sind Sie, Mr. Wren? Sie sind also aggressiv? Oh ja, es ist ein Ball von Angry Players. Und ich habe zu bringen Haarguns, also ich kann nicht wirklich hiten. Das ist ein bisschen sad. Just check your transversal. Ich bin sicher, dass ein Hauler in den Rangervie ist, dass du ein Distanz ausstattest, dass du vielleicht hit. Ich bin mein best. Ich glaube in you. Ich glaube in you.

01:04:19 I'm also very excited to get a shot of you dying. So that's going to be fun for me. Currently because it looks like you're being killed by haulers. That's very fun. I like that a lot.

01:04:38 Alright, so we have GM Marin getting smoked in this system. GM Banco getting smoked in this system. And over here, the absolute madhouse that is Uli. Swarming with players out here. Doing their best to try and scoop up every possible little wreck. And over here, we have the poor, poor beleaguered. Oh, if I can control my camera real fast. No big deal. I'm elite. There we go. Are you dead?

01:05:06 No, someone was sitting still. Caught him napping. Nice, well done. Told you, dude. Oof, someone scooped that wreck because I can't reach it on Siege. I have 80,000 armor left.

01:05:24 So somebody says I got six bill and red loot from you lie nice. Let's go So if one if I if I target people in frigates then shit their pants, right? That's what I want. Oh Yeah, probably what kind of apply like a wet pancake to it You should find scorpion navies and shoot those because you'll probably apply to them a little bit better Oh, this is why I'm so fucking far away. I I

01:05:49 I was burning off the structure when the structure died, I just started burning over, I'm like 4,000 away now. Uh, because I have, I'm going very fast. I'm just going to burn back over to you, Mr. Goat. Uh, certainly that will not get me in any trouble.

01:06:03 Man, oh man, what a little feeding frenzy this would be. You, yeah, I have been zooming, you see that? This is why my, I was like, why is my frame rate so low here? It's because I'm 4,000 kilometers away. That does explain it. Alright, folks, we're gonna keep an eye first on GM Banquet as he experiences the sweet kiss of death. There he goes. RIP to the homie, GM Banquet. Did his duty, killed an Asher house, got a kill, and then immediately fed. We respect your sacrifice.

01:06:32 Oh, look at this guy. Look at this mega. He's got the fucking anniversary skin. Hang on. Look at this guy. Oh, yeah. That's a good skin. This is one of my favorite skins. I have this skin. It's so sick. So nice. Who is this dude? This is Gunny Fury? Gunny something or other? Hang on.

01:06:56 Gunnyfury, Gunnyfury, hey, if you're watching this Right, I'm shooting at a velator You're sick as shit, this is awesome I took out a quarter of his shields, I'm so good at this game You're elite, you're elite Oh my, you are, am I back on top of you now? I'm not on top of you yet Somebody got a 7.2 bill can, holy moly There's a bunch of other people on top of me, so

Ankündigung zum 'Only Cans'-Stream und weitere Strategien

01:07:25

01:07:25 Oh, I didn't think about it. We should have had a station cam as well. I just warped to the station and I could see a bunch of people coming in and drop off loot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny. I do want to advertise that tonight is going to be the first only cans stream where you do the little scavenger hunt where you only see a backdrop. You see a can, maybe a planet, maybe something else, and then the backdrop of the sky and you're supposed to figure it out.

01:07:52 Es ist ein super cool stream. Watching people try and fucking Pepe Sylvia out the map about where each can is is always super super fun. So definitely go check those out. We are probably going to call it good from Pakshi. Pakshi looks like it's been pretty well picked clean.

01:08:16 Manquets' corpse has been cleaned out and it's just bones at this point. Correct.

01:08:23 Now we just wait for our good friend Mr. Wren to go down, and then after that we have our very good friend Mr. Goat. However, GM Goat, you have, I think, the tankiest of these three dreads. So you might be here for a little while. I hope you didn't have plans tonight. I did not, in fact. I had GM week plans. Very good. Look at this guy. He knows the company in line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I've almost killed the Velator, by the way.

01:08:51 Ja, ja.

01:09:19 Die Babygoats crave attention, so he has to... That is true, there are Babygoats, aren't there? Yeah, there are Babygoats. I'm sorry to say that Velator survived in 12% structure. Oh no. Did he warp off? No, he's still at the 700. He's manfighting, but I'm reloading. You're going to get him. You're absolutely going to get him.

01:09:44 Oh my gosh, this grid is nuts. You might not live, actually. I think I take that back. You might just die. There's a ton of stuff on top. Oh my gosh, you are going to die first. I'm dead. There he goes. Wow. That was quick.

01:09:59 All right. Well, GM Goat going down. There was a ton of stuff in Yulai, so that is unsurprising. I also gave my boss a shit fit, P&I. Did you really? No, I'm kidding. He's like, oh, these metamodules. No, meta means good, boss. Don't worry. Meta means they're elite. Hell yeah. Shout out to my framerate. Yulai, you did this to me. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. Now we go to our last standing contester.

01:10:27 Contestant, Contester, Contestant. Uh, that being Mr. Wren. Um... Don't worry, I'm almost out of cap. I'm heating all my meds. Are you, uh, are you local tanked? You are tanked! Oh, Elite! You gotta inject rep. You gotta inject rep. Uh, no, it is, uh, Banquet gave me a double battery. Oh, he hates you then, is what this is. Oh, that's a...

01:10:57 Es ist empty. Und ich bin über zu gehen. Ja, ich weiß, was... Ich habe ein Lot of Incoming Damage gemacht, holy moly. Ja, no shit, dude. All right, well, everybody who has been with us for this, like I said...

01:11:09 LikeGMGo said, we're doing a ton of stuff this week. Check out our postings. We'll be telling you more about what's coming up. We have cool streams happening all the time. We have other streamers going to be on this channel streaming this week as well for some Vanguard stuff. We have a ton of really cool things happening right now, and we hope you guys will be around to enjoy it. So, until then, I have been CCP Jotun, joined alongside CCP...

01:11:35 G.M. Goat, G.M. Banquet, and G.M. Wren. Gentlemen, any last words before we get out of here? Yes, I want to know how much damage they each took. Oh yeah, good question. I'd rather not. No, no, no, you got answered now. What was yours? I took 9.74. Okay, 9.74. What about you, G.M. Goat? I'm trying to find it.

01:11:57 I can't see that Killmill has generated. Oh no, that's a problem. Unfortunate for you, but perhaps very fortunate for GM Banquet. And you, Mr. Randall, is your tanking numbers? 1.728 million. Which means almost 2 billion isk was paid out to those who shot at me. Wow, that's actually so much money. Okay, cool. Well, listen, folks, once again, thank you so much for hanging out with us.

01:12:26 We'll be back again some point later doing some other cool shit. Shout out to the CCPGN team for all the work that they do and continue to do. And shout out to you, the viewer back home, for being cool and being very awesome. And before you go, here's my fucking cat because she wants attention.

01:12:43 Hier sie ist. Look at this fucking cat. CCP cat. Look at this cat. Thank you all for coming. This has been great. Opening DM week is always a pleasure. What is the stream tonight? It's at 22 UTC, so 22 Eve time. 22 Eve time, hell yeah. Wonderful. Folks, enjoy your evenings. We will see you on the next stream. Until next time, take it easy. Thank you for coming, chat. Have a great day. Bye-bye. Marvellous. This was marvellous.