Guest Stream: @talesoflumin Robbing Space Banks with Lurm the Slurm! (!lumin)

Lurm the Slurm plündert Space Banks in EVE Online: Taktik, Spaß und überraschende Wendungen

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- 16.07.25 - 03:08:38 - 9.171 - EVE Online

• Zusammenfassung
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In EVE Online plündert Lurm the Slurm Space Banks und teilt seine Taktiken für ESS-Überfälle. Er erklärt, wie man mit schnellen Schiffen entkommt und gibt Einblicke in seine analytische Herangehensweise. Dabei betont er den Spaß am Spiel und die Bedeutung von 'Rags to Riches'-Geschichten. Unerwartete Begegnungen und humorvolle Einlagen sorgen für Abwechslung.

EVE Online

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00:00:00 Untertitelung

00:06:02 Ah, greetings. Fellows. I return. And so do you. Ha!

Begrüßung und Einführung in den Stream

00:06:16

00:06:16 That's it. Round of applause for all of us for making it through the day. Here we are. I guess some of us are actually just starting the day. That's unfortunate. But hey, yo. Hello. Welcome. It's time for another stream here on the CCP channel. This time featuring yours truly, Lerm the Slurm. It's me. Welcome, everyone.

00:06:45 Ah, yes. EVE Online. Es ist Zeit, um zu spielen. Als ich gesagt habe, ich hoffe, ihr seid alle fantastisch. Hey, willkommen. Nice of you to join me in the dark. Hahaha. Da wir go.

00:07:08 Jeez, I hope you guys are gaming. I hope the gaming's good, and I hope that whatever you end up cleaning from it. It's a big thumbs up. Yo, dudes. Welcome. Today, Lurm the Slurm heads out once more. And this time, well. This time we're robbing banks.

00:07:35 yo it's so good to see you all hello hello hello usually on my stream i greet each and every single person by name and for those that don't know you can find my stream by typing exclamation point lumen in chat or you can just find it in the title hey

00:07:55 I usually do that. And I usually ask every single person, like, hey, what are you playing? Hey, how's your day been? It's a little difficult with so many of you here. But I still just want you all to know that it is what I would like to do. I would love to ask each and every one of you how you've been doing. If you're playing the space game, that's this one right here. Hey, double thumbs up. There's two of them. But if you're just playing any old other game...

00:08:23 If you're working through your backlog, if you're perhaps, I don't know, managing a colony, slaying some demons.

00:08:31 Who knows? What else? Hey, I hope that's good too. Because gamers, they should be out there gaming, dude. They should. So whenever you get the chance, do it. Think of old Lurm the Slurm when you do. You just started a 13-hour work shift? Ha! Well, maybe when you start gaming, you can pray for Heavy Dude right there, because that is pretty heavy, dude.

00:08:57 I'm so sorry to hear that. But good luck. Maybe it's not bad. Maybe you like your job. Maybe it's chill. I got some people who chat to me regularly who are staples on my channel that have jobs that they actually thoroughly enjoy. And they, you know, do with gusto and vigor. Because it's possible. Hey, you came back to Eve two months ago, joined up with some low-sec boys, having an amazing time. Yo!

00:09:26 Falcanto, das ist großartig. Das ist eine Success-Story. Du siehst manchmal diese zwei-sentence Horror-Story, das ist das gleiche. Du hast eine zwei-sentence Success-Story. Amazing. Amazing.

00:09:42 Who is that? Iambix. Iambix loves his job. That's who it is. I'm sorry. It's like it means nothing to no one, but he loves the fact that he can make money and sit around and do nothing for most of the year. Hey, so I don't know if you guys know, but currently there is this Solar Fest thing going on, and I have to say that...

00:10:05 I love the idea of these mini-events that they throw in here sometimes. I'm sorry, I'm gonna keep talking while the music blasts in my ears. It's really cool to have these little things. These things that are unique to New Eden. Solarfest? That doesn't exist anywhere else as far as I understand. And here we've got it. We're getting ourselves some skill points, some really cool Skinner goodies, and there's just no downside.

00:10:32 Es ist ein Grund, um das Spiel zu öffnen, um es zu schauen, um es zu sehen, und um etwas, das viele Leute vielleicht nicht mehr überrascht haben. Ich werde straight und ehrlich und 100% transparent sein, wenn ich sage, dass CCP eigentlich ein paar...

00:10:51 Skinner goodies to mess around with. And I immediately said to them, yo, like, you know, I'd love to do that. It would be my honor. But I've never used Skinner before. And I, well, I would probably make a fool of myself. But they have these really, really cool color changing

00:11:16 Es gibt skin patterns, colors, tints, whatever you call them. And I love the idea of it. I think that we are entering a golden age of ship customization. And for someone like me, that's pretty cool. So yeah, if you haven't already, you should check the Solar Fest stuff out. With that said, however, hey, good morning. What up, what up, what up, dudes? What up, what up? What up?

00:11:40 With that said, however, we're going to jump in and we're just going to play the game. Let me just have a look quickly. I'm just going to make sure if everything is... We're good to go. Yeah, we are good to go.

00:11:53 And yo, everyone getting those Galnet Streamcast skins? You're doubling up today, or tripling up. It depends on how many points you have. That's awesome. Actually, I think there's two drops going at the same time right now, isn't there? There is a Gnosis drop on the CCP channel, and then there is also a Skinner pattern drop from any EVE Online streaming channel. So you've got like two drops, plus you can claim them if you get to 10,000 points here on the CCP channel.

00:12:22 Excellent. Amazing. Alright. With that said and done, however, we're jumping in here. I'm claiming my goodies. As any good gamer would do. And we log it into Cheetah.

00:12:42 Yo, you have 45,000 channel points, you'll never use it. Uh, I had a lot of channel points, and then you know what happened? Alliance Tournament happened. That stupid tournament came around, and I was forced to bet all my points on the underdogs. Dude, I had to!

00:13:06 I had to. Because I thought, this is it. Everyone's like, these guys, these are my boys. Oh shit, they're gonna take it easy. Slow children at play. Those guys can't win a single match.

00:13:25 so good as ours bet on the other guys we've got this so I did it should like that kid said in chat I do it of course I do it I go hard I bet all my points and then they will just gone I'm like I can walk away here a millionaire yeah 90 to 1 odds I got this man I didn't have it okay my points were gone so that depressing story aside

00:13:53 Don't bet your points, guys. Don't gamble. It's bad. Alright? With that depressing story aside, tonight I wanted to do something a bit different. For those that perhaps saw me, caught me live last time, we jumped into this game and we did some skyhooking. Now, oh my god, I have so much to say about skyhooking. Good lord. Guys.

Skyhooking und ESS-Aktivitäten in EVE Online

00:14:14

00:14:14 Hello. Have you ever tried Skyhookin in CCP's hit MMORPG EVE Online? Game's critically acclaimed, okay? Skyhookin is ridiculously cool.

00:14:31 I did some skyhooking yesterday. And I got a single hook. One hook. With 3.4 billion ISK in it. Just like that. I was not stopped. I wasn't even seen. I just marched out of that system. 3.5 billion ISK richer. It's nuts.

00:15:00 It's crazy. If ever you want something fresh, something new, something interesting, and something profitable in your life, you should skyhook. Just give it a try. They've actually also recently made some changes to the map that allows you to switch to raidable skyhooks as a view, and it makes the whole thing so much easier. I just want to put that out there for anyone that is looking for something new to do, something interesting to do, because hey...

00:15:27 ESS, which is what we're going to jump into tonight, that's Encounter Surveillance System, is incredibly fun. But it is small time compared to Skyhookin. There's really just no comparison. There's nothing. You cannot even put the two together.

00:15:46 In the same system. It doesn't work. You cannot. Same region. Same space at all. It's just. It's not. There's no comparison. They are different levels of magnitude. But. ESS. Is rapid fire fun. You jump in.

00:16:10 You hit the target, and you get out. So a good fit for skyhooking. I actually do have a pretty fantastic...

00:16:21 Ich glaube, ich habe es geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft geschafft. Ich habe es geschafft geschafft geschafft geschafft.

00:16:45 You can do it any which way you like. You can bring friends. You can jump in and basically just invite everyone you meet along the way. That's totally cool as well. But if you want to do it solo, you take yourself a squall. Okay, it's that thing that I just linked to in chat right there. It looks a little something like this. I can show it to you in-game. It's a little easier for me to wrap my head around. My smooth little slurm brain. But...

00:17:14 You take yourself a Squall, and with said Squall, it is this one right here.

00:17:22 You have just the right amount of power to take out the rats on the hook, at least the important rats. I will mention that you could potentially struggle a bit in Blood Raider space if the rats are too big, but with the Squall you can handle the rats, you can handle all the loot that drops if it's not too much, otherwise you might have to do more than one trip or you might have to asset safety, and you also...

00:17:48 Don't break the bank because it's only 60 million for the lot of it and I think a lot of the cost right now is the filaments, but it's a it's a it's an awesome ship for What I would say is probably my favorite activity in the game right now, so you don't need friends for this you absolutely do not you can go solo and All it comes down to and your chances of success will hinge on the choices you make leading up to the hook-in

00:18:13 So, basically, the hooks that you pick to rob. I can talk about this for hours on end, because I am passionate about it, but... Basically, it's as simple as just picking the right hooks. Picking the ones where the people aren't. That's it. Hey, good evening dudes. What up, what up, what up. I'll link it again a little bit later for anyone that missed it. Today, however, as I mentioned, we are jumping out here in our... Stabber. And let me tell you...

00:18:42 I'm gonna do a few different things. I'm starting on the stabber, okay? Then, because I know people are gonna call me a little bitch, and they're gonna say, ah, you little goddamn coward. Oh, run Slurm, run. Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho

00:19:10 Es ist cool, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, aber, ja, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe, ich habe,

00:19:39 und vielleicht haben ein bisschen Spaß. Es könnte ein Schitteshow sein, wie Deluxe. Es könnte ein Schitteshow sein, aber es ist ein guter Startpunkt. Also, das Schiff sieht gut aus. Ich liebe es. little Space Coward should have gone with a bling-tasm. Guys, yesterday I was trying to fit, I was trying to fit a Phantasm, und es ist wie immer, wie man das Schiff try and fit, das Schiff, es kostet 10x das Amount.

00:20:08 und nur fließt ein bisschen schneller als dieser Mann. Das zeigt, dass dieses Schiff hier ist, ehrlich gesagt, eine der besten Investitionen für etwas wie ESS. Und so viele andere Dinge, natürlich. Ja.

00:20:29 It's a Cowardship. This is 100% a Cowardship. I love it. I'm so ready for it. Hey, Degodora, what's up? And Shirah, nice to see you. Yo, hello, hello, hello, hello.

00:20:44 Minmitar for life. We do know how to build vessels. Absolutely, dudes. For those that don't know, my ship tree is rather limited. The only ships that I can really fly are Minmitar. And I'm relatively new to the game. I've been playing for about a year and two months now, two and a half months maybe. And I've only gotten about this far. As you can tell, there's like a lot of gaps in my resume. And the thing is, the fact remains that all my other factions are like...

00:21:12 Barebones Basics. I haven't even touched them yet. So... I... I fly Minmatar. And I mean, like, I love flying Minmatar. I do. Because it's great. But... Man... We do, unfortunately, miss out on a few things. Especially the... Pirate ships. You know? Because they have the, like, dual faction stuff.

00:21:42 Ah, yes, Johto Station. I would have you know this one thing before I depart this space. Curiosity is a religion, and this old slurm is devout.

00:22:15 Lerm the Slurm winks. A simple thing, really. But enough to back every word spoken. Up, and then some.

00:22:30 Okay, let's get out of here before someone replies. It's awkward. Oh my god. I only have one Needlejack. Are we just going to risk it? Just gonna have a single Needlejack? We can't risk it. Oh no. Oh god. It's like, dude, it is the worst kind of disaster. Oh no. Oh no. Oh god. Oh shit.

00:22:57 I rattle the cage and then I'm stuck in it with them. Oh no. It's terrible. I have to go fetch some filaments. I forgot the filaments. Hey, hey, yo. Don't greet me. Don't greet me. I'm not ready for social interaction. It's too early in the evening.

00:23:25 Hey, Fridge Raider, wassup, man? You and my wife have a lot in common. She's in the fridge right now raiding it. It's good. It's also kind of like a religion, isn't it? It is. Because I bought some Marcel's English Toffee.

00:23:42 Frozen yogurt, das shit is amazing. And then we made some Rice Krispies Marshmallow Cubes Squares, also amazing. So, she's decking both of those right now. I'm proud of her. Okay, that's what you do. She's Balkan. So, there you go. There you go. There you go.

00:24:04 Hey, yo, Bloodspaed. Thanks for following the channel. Bill Martin, yo, Legacy. Midget Carl. Midget Cal? Midget Cal? Yeah, Winged Dog. What up, yo, all of you. I'm allowed to say thanks for following my own channel. So I do it. I made sure, by the way, I asked about this. And yo.

00:24:26 Z for Z, nice to see you. I hope that's how you say your name. Trindlil? Wow, that's a cool name. Is that actually how you're supposed to say it? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Usernames do really reveal a lot about a person. They do. I urinate publicly.

00:24:55 Ah, shit. Ja, they do. Hey, Fleetfire Gaming. Tramiel Speed was nerfed a while ago, correct? I don't know this. You're gonna have to ask someone who's smart. I don't know EVE Online. I just know the chat window. My area of expertise is down here. Guys, let me zoom in on it for you. This is where I... This is where I survive. This is where I prosper, actually. This part right here. This is where it is. This is what it's all about. That's me.

00:25:24 Let's Lurm the Slurm. I love it, dude. Oh my god. I love it. I'm just opening a windowed preview. How do you even open a windowed preview nowadays? I'll be honest. I've lost it. Huh. Eh, doesn't matter. I don't need a windowed preview.

00:25:55 Hey, it's alt F4. Aha, the classic!

00:26:01 Yo, I kid you not. I kid you not. I still fall for stuff like that. You know, the funny thing is that someone tried that day one when I was playing EVE Online and it doesn't actually work in EVE Online. I was like slamming Alt F4 and I was like, come on, give this man his satisfaction. Just work. It didn't work. It did not work. It doesn't work in EVE Online.

00:26:28 And it sucks, because you can't really eject, eject, eject. You can't do it. You can't eject, right? It's terrible. Yeah.

Ineffizienz und Spaß im Spiel

00:26:40

00:26:40 Your favorite Eve fact is that Altifor doesn't do anything. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's fantastic. I love that about Eve. Eleven players in Local, run. Yeah, no, I don't know. Dude, listen. It's a bunch of Algo's. Algo, Alguys? Listen. You should know one thing about me before we start this off. Guys, this is important. This is very important.

00:27:08 Please know this about me. I do nothing efficiently. I play the game for fun, okay? I am, however, out here trying to find some isk. I'm out here trying to make a little something on the side. Yeah, yeah. I am. I'm trying to...

00:27:36 Successfully show off everything.

00:27:40 ...that I'm doing tonight. I'll tell you right now... ...I did not manage that the other night... ...when I was doing Skyhooking here on the channel. Because... ...I jumped on the CCP channel. I was like, yeah man, tons of people. I'm finally gonna get to show off how good I am at Skyhooking. I got killed like six times in a row. Yeah. Oh my god. They were on me quick as regrets. I was just dead. But I mean like they. I say they.

00:28:09 I mean, like everyone. Everyone was on me. It was great. It was a fantastic time. I had so much fun. But I didn't make a single goddamn penny. Not one. You know, it's funny because then I jump in after that and lo and behold, yeah, this old slurm still got it. I get like a 5 billion hook. Well, it was a 4.5 billion hook. And then four days later, I get another 3.4 billion hook. And I think to myself, I sort of sit there.

00:28:37 I ponder this and I'm like yo yeah it's not me it's them so it's totally cool we're cool with that we're okay hey so now let's open the ESS once we get there thing is I seem to be in a space where there is no ESS so I mean curse whatever the hell that is it must be NPC space right yes it's the angel cartel over here

00:29:06 So all they've got here is promises of a better place and drugs. That's it. That's it.

00:29:14 Hey, from Padawan to Podium, what's up? How's everyone getting a stream skin? Yeah, so it's not the reward for 4 hours. The stream skin, what you've seen popping up there the whole time, where people have the random Galnet streamcast skin, that's 10,000 channel points. So you've just got to sit here, you've got to sort of like... You've got to... You've got to bide your time, because it doesn't just happen immediately. You've got to...

00:29:43 Eidl for... There's probably a calculator out there somewhere. But... You just gotta do it. I think if you... If you click that little button... It's a grind. Yeah, hey Nemo, what's up? And Pandelope, I haven't said hello yet. What up? If you click that little button, then you can also get it faster. But... You just gotta sit and wait. And when you've got 10,000, then you can buy it with the Channel Point Redeem thing. And it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.

00:30:12 Wait, what? Are there pirates here? Oh, shit. Lörm des Lörm.

00:30:25 What is going on? Who are these people?

00:30:55 Ah, shit. Yeah, he left, good. He left, he left, he left. Oh my god, dude, when you see a malediction there, no! Oh shit, that's bad.

00:31:21 Oh, well, the call of adventure is... ...that way.

00:31:33 So close I just have to leave there's basically just too much going on here right now, and I'm feeling a little unsafe There's even a sinus rural field here right now. We got to get out dude. We have to get out literally afk on the gate dude You know we can't all be perfect all right. We can't all be fk From keyboard We can't all be k k

00:32:00 Es ist wie es, manchmal ist es. Ihr brainer hat zu tun mehr als eine Sache. Und an diesem Punkt... ...dont du einfach nur noch etwas getrennt? Man? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

00:32:24 If you go AFK, you let your dog play for you. Ah, I found the Drake pilot. He's got seven kills so far. There you go. It's not an F1 monkey, is it? Yeah. Indie signer, no worries. Wait, is that not a worry? Really? There's a Kaldari shuttle. What is that name?

00:32:50 Oh shit, and he leaves. Goddamn, he could have had a righteous chuckle at that.

00:33:13 I don't know what it is with EVE Online players and having the name like resonate and resound and sort of synonymize with yogurt. Is there something with the word yogurt and EVE players? They just really like yogurt for whatever reason. What is a hangar container by the way? I should have gone pick that up. Hey Bunny, what up?

00:33:46 You're not yogurt yogurt has a culture Dairy bird I have never in my life. That's amazing Yo Bull Martin what the heck that's fantastic. Thank you

00:34:14 Excellent! Stop! Stop!

00:34:27 Schnapp quickly look there's 42 million just sitting here and there's no one in the space except me oh my god I'm gonna swoop in there I'm gonna strike hard and I'm gonna leave with the isk that's ESS right there that's ESS guys look at us goddamn look at us success follows the slurm follows in their wake yes oh yes 42 million isn't a lot that you'd be quiet

00:34:56 Yeah, you be quiet. None of that. Let's not be pessimistic. They call me Lerm.

00:35:04 Incremental gains, the slurm. Okay? That's me. That's me. That's me. That's what they call me. Out there. On the brink. Yeah? Out there. In the furthest reaches. The dark parts of space. That's what they say sometimes. Sometimes. Lurm negative isk the slurm. No. I've never isk negative. Listen. Some... Okay. Sometimes I go isk negative. Hello?

00:35:33 But, no, hey, listen, what? Excuse me, no one says that? No one says any of these things, alright? Listen, you go for a free hook. It could be 10 million, it could be 10 billion, you go for the free hook. I wonder if it's possible to get like a billion on a hook. Daddy Deep, what's up? Ah, shit.

00:35:53 Oh god, hier we go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh, whew. Lerm de slerm nods.

00:36:05 As if they belong in this space. Yes, there's absolutely nothing amiss, nothing awry, and nothing being stolen right before your very eye.

00:36:38 Yo, the Sigma guys got me good last night. I just want to say that. Sigma grindset are way OP. Way OP.

00:36:56 Just play it cool, guys. They haven't seen us. Set my grindset, they're like T-Rexes, alright? As long as you don't move, they won't pursue. They won't even know you're there.

00:37:10 It's a deluge. It's a deluge. There you go. They're on their way. They're going out there to hook. That's what they're doing. Or they're shipping something. I don't give a shit, dude. They left. We're okay. We're okay. We made it. We made it.

00:37:32 Oh, no. Okay. So, okay. So, so someone asked, hey, how was the, um, how was the stream sniping last time? This is another Sigma guy. Oh, they're all going together. Good. The stream sniping last time was crippling in every way. I was stream sniped quite a bit, but it was the good kind of crippling where everyone showed up and it was just like wild fun. It was nuts. All right.

00:38:01 Und, ehrlich gesagt, ich würde es nicht ändern. Ich würde es nicht für die Welt verändern. Es ist cool, man. Man muss einfach spielen. Ich bin honnert, wenn jemand kommt und ich mich, und einfach die Zeit aus der Zeit, um diese Sluhrm zu machen. Ja, ja. Honnert, dude. Osprey Navy. Das ist bald. Er ist bald. Er ist bald.

00:38:27 Super Skulls, this guy plays Eve. Yeah, dude. This guy does. I should make a comprehensive guide for Skyhooking one day. I will, one day. Perhaps. Yeah.

Strategien für ESS-Banküberfälle

00:38:38

00:38:38 What are qualities of a ship to make a good heist? Excelsior, what's up? I want to say I'm not as well versed as I could be with ESS. I can answer that however. You have different ways of approaching encounters, surveillance systems, bank robberies. In this game you can choose to fight or you can choose to run.

00:39:04 I'm choosing to run. So the two qualities you're looking for are either a tough ship that can really do it, that can fight, that can stand its ground. So in that case, you want a balance of power and agility and speed, obviously. You want a good ship, a good ship, fast ship, strong ship, okay? You know, if you can fly out there in a goddamn Varga, yeah, you'll take long to get there, but you'll win every fight that you take solo. However, you might get dropped on, then you want a good fight ship, right?

00:39:35 Alternatively, you want a ship that can run really fast. So in my case, that's what I've done. I've got an over propped stabber. I put a hundred MN afterburner on my stabber, which means it goes really, really fast. And what I do is when someone gets close, when someone jumps in here and I see them popping up on D scan and I'm like, oh, they definitely come in for me. Then I just, I pop that baby on and I sprint out of here as quick as I possibly can.

00:40:04 I run. Then I can tease. I can like, I can prairie dog it. You know, I can pop out. I can be like, hello. I can pop back in. I can pop out. I can be like, I'm still here. I can pop back in. And I can just keep doing that until they are so annoyed by me that they either give up or they give in. Both of those are fine. So, it works. You just...

00:40:33 Run away when they come. And then you keep coming back. And then you run away. And then you keep going back. And it's excellent. It's excellent. Yeah, I'm basically window shopping. So that's what you can do. You can fight. Or you can run. There are so many different ships you can do it with. Generally people go with cruisers. But you can go all the way up to marauders. And I mean, I'm going to do it. The first Vaga that I make.

00:40:58 I'm training right now. You guys may not know this about me, because a lot of you are watching me for the first time. But I've only been playing this game for a little while. I do not have the Minmatar Battleship skill at level 5, and I do not have Marauders yet. So, because of that, I cannot fly the Varga. And the Varga is a big boy vessel, right?

00:41:22 It is just a fantastically huge, solid old piece of work. It's strong. And it's a couple of billion worth if you fit it properly, right? So...

00:41:32 What I'm going to do is my very first Varga that I make, I'm going to take it to ESS. And I'm going to fight. And I'm probably going to have it within the next little while. It's going to be so much fun. If Varga is cute, there you go. Thank you so much. Thanks for seeing it for what it really is. So as you can see here, I'm not even overburning the afterburner. I'm sorry, I don't know the terminology.

00:41:57 Und das ist wirklich fast. Check das mal. Ich bin über 2,000 ms. Und ich bin nicht... ...ein... ...verloading.

00:42:08 not even not a little bit dude not even a little bit it's so fast I love it one of my favorite things is flying all the way out here like way beyond the point where they can get you and then you then you just shouted them you think shit at them from the distance it's too fun too good you so pandos not here right now okay does he not like the vaga

00:42:39 Pando is one of the most beautiful EVE Online streamers in this space. I just want to say that about Pando. I got a lot of good things to say about most of the streamers. I do. Pando is beautiful. And I mean that in every way, shape, and form. I mean, dudes are hunk, but let's put that aside for a second. The accent, oh my god, it sizzles me whenever I hear it. Put that aside too. Jesus, guys, come on. What are you doing? The whole thing with Pando is that you can actually sit down.

00:43:09 You can watch Pando, you can listen to Pando, you can experience Pando and Pando's entire community, and you will never get sick of it. Because Pando is so chill. Pando is so level and level-headed. And on top of that, if that wasn't enough, Pando knows what Pando's doing. Dude is an absolute monster at this game. I hate it because I can't be it.

00:43:38 Aber ich liebe es, weil, hey, wir haben uns. Es ist phänomenal. Ich habe gesehen, Pando fit a ship und die Idee... Oh mein Gott, dude. Es ist wie es eine Walking-Module-Dictionary. Ich verstehe, dude. Ich habe Drones, ja, so ich habe Drones. Für dieses Ship, ich habe die ECM-Drones.

00:44:02 The EC300s. What they basically do is they help me escape a lock if I get caught. Not super effective, not super useful, but they can help in a pinch. In a squeeze, you know? They can. They could do nothing. They could do a whole lot of nothing. But they could also help. So, here's a perfect example of an opportunity presenting itself that is not quite as straightforward as the previous one we just had. I'm not going to...

00:44:30 So, was going on now is that I have the opportunity to rob a space where someone's actually playing the game, right? Now, we are in

00:44:47 Well. God! I need to leave. We're in Sigma Grindset Space. And it's the worst space to be in because these guys always kill me. I've not... I am 0 for 4, I think, with Sigma Grindset Space. I'm 0 for 4 with Sigma Grindset Space because these guys always kill me. And like, you know, I like to do Local Threat, right? I like to use the website Local Threat. Like this.

00:45:14 And I like to check their guys. This guy's Goonswarm. Wait a second. Okay, we've got a chance here. Whenever it's a Sigma guy, he's always got like 4,000 to 8,000 to 18,000 kills. I have robbed Sigma once, you're right, you're right. But it doesn't feel like it counts because of all the times they've killed me.

00:45:35 So, I'm going to try this guy, because he doesn't seem like, he's a bit of a pacifist, so he doesn't seem like he's going to make too much trouble for me. The nice thing is that the ESS is out of range of where he was, so I can just keep scanning. I'm going to do it. I'm just going to do it. Okay, last picture before I die. Quickly, let's do it. Moments before disaster strikes. Little did Lurm the Slurm know they were waiting in the rafters. They were ready to strike.

00:46:01 They were merely awaiting complacency. I mean, do I even talk to this guy right now? Most expensive ship I've lost? Oh god. It's tough to say. I mean, okay, so I actually, I lost a...

00:46:27 I lost a Leopard once, right? I lost a Leopard once, but it wasn't just a Leopard for 500 million. I bought the Leopard, and then I bought a 500 million skin for the 500 million Leopard, so it was a bullion. And then I flew about six jumps out of Jita, and I just got sniped, right? It was terrible. It was the worst thing that I've ever done. I can't believe it.

00:46:51 Es war so groß. Es war 100% der größte...

00:47:05 Heart-wrenching experience because I thought I was unkillable in a leopard ah yes rope ah yes yes exactly that this old slurm needs to perform some checks on this space bank

00:47:33 Your firmware is well and truly out of date. Ancient technology. I shan't be long. I ask that you keep your distance.

00:47:57 For who knows what might happen if you interfere.

00:48:08 Oh, oh shit. Uh, those are combat scanning probes? Hahaha. But can they, but they have to use the gate. Hold on, hold on. Just a goddamn smidget here. They can see me. They know, they know. They're playing, they're toying with me right now, aren't they? They're toying with me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no. Oh no, quickly. They might be on top of me. You're right. They might be here. Quickly. Uh.

00:48:37 1 a 2 a you launch pinpoint on the ship analyze quickly it's probably right on top of me i gotta run dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude

00:49:12 Nothing. There's nothing. Again.

00:49:23 Lerm the Slurm can still be seen before you. They have forgotten to turn their communicator off. A single bead of sweat rolls down their face. We're fine. We're fine.

00:49:55 Cool. I'm safe. I'm gonna go to this side. This is two minutes, man. Hey, how do you raid the banks? Do you just need to be inside the sphere of influence? Yes, so you jump in, you gotta stay inside this circle, you link up with the bank, you gotta wait here five minutes or so, and then you leave with the esc, if no one stops you. But you are vulnerable for those five minutes.

00:50:23 You are a sitting duck. That's what you are.

00:50:29 Hey Nyla, what's up? Nice to see you. Hello, hello. And yeah, if you guys want to find my link, you can find it in chat right now by using exclamation point Lumen, or you can see, uh, at Tales of Lumen in the title. You can just click on that if you'd like. Scan in my own probes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, that's how you do it, right? I believe that's how you do it. I can't take the Reserve Bank. Apparently you need a special key for that. I've not found a key like that before. Hey, Ryther. Is it Ryther? What's up? Vile Gangster?

00:50:58 Overlord chills welcome all of you you found the cave and decided to stay that's excellent welcome welcome Yeah, you need a special key. It's expensive and it apparently alerts the whole region

00:51:14 I wanna leave right now, by the way. So if I get this, can I just say? Can I just say? If I get this, I'm leaving this space. I'm running away. Oops, caps lock. No worries, man. I type in all caps on purpose all the time. So, oh, there's more combat probes. Here we go, here we go. I think this guy's just, it's baby's first combat probing. Yes! Oh no! Okay.

00:51:42 We find, we find. They're trying to combat scan me. Oh, maybe they're trying to jump to me, but they co- Kaminar. I hope you're here to save me, Kaminar. I hope you're here to save me. For I do not like the look of this old friend. I'm out.

00:52:08 I will even overload for this. I will. Bring the probes in. You think the dude's just cleaning up drones, probably? That's quite possible, yeah. That's quite possible. I'm overheating. We're getting out of here pronto. Yeah, we're safe, dude. We're already safe.

00:52:33 Are we fighting or filamenting, good friend? Um... Um...

00:52:45 And with that I have concluded the work that needed to be done on this bank. It is good as new. I have even cleared out all the accounts so that you can start fresh. It feels good to start anew.

00:53:12 Every now and then, does it not?

00:53:19 Lerm the Slurm nods, as if that explains the matter entirely. Then they fizzle from view. I know, I know, I see him there, he can't get me, he's in a gnosis. We fine. He came man, it's the guy, it's HPA, look. The guy came.

00:53:45 You see, sometimes being a little space bitch works out. Okay, okay. Is he chasing me? He's actually chasing me. Goddamn, dude. I can't believe that it took him that long to get here. I'm sad. Like, he could have had me.

00:54:17 Oh, I didn't know I didn't see you there H pep Your response to my work here was Floppy as a sock of

00:54:40 I have to do it, I'm sorry. Forage. Next time try arriving while I am busy. That way at least you can be of help. Okay.

00:54:57 Now. Oh my god, it's already up again. It's already at 6.8. Did we rob it again? Okay, hold on. We're going to leave now. However, I need to figure out where we're going to go. We're safe, by the way. I just want to point that out. We are currently in a very dangerous space. I believe that Providence is where I want to be. However, just trying to get there is going to be a bit of a challenge all by itself. Like, just getting there is going to be tough.

00:55:32 Yo, I might heat myself out. Nah, I'm fine. The overburning is turned off. And I brought paste with, so...

00:55:44 The only people that can get me now will be the stream snipers, but my ship is pretty fast, so I think I'll be okay. We'll see. We'll see. Kaminar's probably gonna chase me, because they're watching the stream in chat right now, so. Hey Agamor, what's up? It's nice to see you, and welcome everyone else that's here. I hope you guys all have a fantastic evening. I hope that if you are potentially playing this game, then I hope that it's good. I'm not gonna go through that way now. I've ruined that, so.

00:56:13 We're going this way instead. My capacitor is empty. I know, it's a big capacitor. We're fine. I've just done a double fake on Kaminar. Because Kaminar is on the other side in the system that I was just set in my location to and he's just put a bubble up there. Suck it.

00:56:40 Hey, you just resubbed earlier this month. The summer slump is real. Yeah. Hey, dude. Welcome back. Evergreen gamer living up to their name. I like that. Stabber has no guns. This stabber has no guns. Indeed. Yeah.

Erklärung der aktuellen Spielaktivität und Strategie

00:56:53

00:56:53 Does not fit a stabber, true as well. Absolutely true, 100%, yeah. I am relatively shit at this game, but you know what makes me probably the best gamer? It's just the fact that I play for fun. I don't care, man. I don't care. Can I explain for the noobs what I'm doing? Yeah, so basically, I'm Robin Space Banks. I just took ISK from some guys, the Sigma Grindset fellows.

00:57:19 They have a bank that collects bounties from kills in the area. It just stacks them up there. And then every two or so hours it pays out, right? And I'm taking those proceeds, those extras.

00:57:36 Putting them in my hold and running away with them. That's it. I'm doing that. And the idea is that they can, if they so desire, try and stop me.

00:57:55 They can try and get me at the gate. They can try and kill me in the sight. They can try and catch me in the next system over, right? Easy peasy. They can do it. But they really have to go for it because I'm playing a relatively quick ship right now and it's pretty good at running, right? It's a fast vessel.

00:58:24 The idea is that you need to get these bonds that you steal safe. I currently have 71.9 million worth. I've robbed two banks successfully. It's already paid for my ship. We're good to go. If I want to take it home, I can. But, eh, I'm playing for fun. And it's so much more fun taking larger numbers home.

00:58:52 So are we going to take a larger number home? We're going to push it a little bit. We're going to run around a little bit and have some good times, hopefully. However, if we do get stream sniped, then I will just have to filament and go somewhere else. Yeah, so... Well, we'll see how it goes. We'll just see.

00:59:19 Hey, Yves Dobra. Welcome, you found the cave and decided to stay. Excellent. I have to be pretty quick. There's some money here. I'm actually following someone right now, which is interesting.

00:59:38 Ja, so you can choose which way you want to play it. You can basically go any way with the... You can run with basically the strategy you'd like to apply. You can run, you can fight and win. If I was in my scythe fleet here, then I would probably have killed him easy peasy. But then he probably would have been in a bigger ship, so...

01:00:07 Ja, ich weiß, was ich mache.

01:00:31 I've been around guys. I've been around. Look, can I just say one thing quickly? For those that didn't notice, we are, or at least we were, in Sigma Grindset space. When you rob Sigma Grindset, you take what you can get.

01:00:53 And you go. You run as fast and as far as you can. You get out of there. Because those guys... They hunt. They hunt well. They chase you down to the ends of New Eden. They are fast. They are deadly. And they are certain they will get the kill. If enough time passes. I don't mess with them. They're like the boogeymen of space, right? I don't mess with them. So...

01:01:22 I'm happy to leave. Also, there's someone in chat called The Real Drist and Trieri.

01:01:31 Hey, guy. I love that name. Just because. It's my childhood all, like, wrapped into one. Like, that eternal conundrum of, like, who's cooler? Is it Tristo, Erden, or is it Artemis and Prairie? Which of these two guys can be edgiest? Which can win out at the end of the day? Then what happens is you grow up, and suddenly you realize that it was neither of them, and it was Jarlaxle all along.

01:02:01 But I love that name. Hey, fantastic. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Amazing. I dig it. I dig it. Okay, for those that were wondering, sorry, that's R.A. Salvatore, Dristo Erden book series. It's like a set of Forgotten Realms books that they've been releasing for the past 30 years or something like that. Amazing books. Like, they are so good. But...

01:02:29 They are sort of like, you could call them fast food books

01:02:35 Fast food. All right, it's like I don't I think he writes beautifully most of the time, but he pumps the books out really quickly, and it's not too heavy to read. So what's Jarl Axel? That's that's that's the name of a drow in the Forgotten Realms Drisd Doe Urdin book series. Drisd Doe Urdin. Here we go, so

01:03:01 he's the name of a drow and if I had to choose any one person in the Forgotten Realms or even in any literature, I'd pick someone like Jarl Axel if I had to take their role on because they fun, they exciting, they always lead to adventure. But Dristo Urdan and the Forgotten Realms books, this guy has starred in more books than any other character out there. It's amazing, it's amazing.

01:03:28 Das ist R.A. Salvatore für jemanden. Und die Bücher sind gut. Sie sind fantastisch. So, so, so gut. Okay, wir schauen was hier. Willkommen, everyone. Yo, was up? Nice to see you. Hierur. Greetings.

01:03:48 The difference between knowledge and wisdom is knowing that the monster was made by Frankenstein, but the real monster was Frankenstein. Ah, dude. Hey, Bill Martin? Listen, you've got some wise words for us tonight. I dig that. I dig that. Hey, I like it.

Erfolgreiche Raubzüge und Partnercodes im EVE-Store

01:04:13

01:04:13 All right, so if we're looking for some ESS to rob out here, we've already had two successful heists, 40 million each. I'm honestly quite surprised. That's better than I thought I would do. I was literally starting the stream. I clicked go begin broadcast and I was thinking to myself, I'm not going to get a successful robbery off, not one. So I've beaten my own predictions and that to me is so much. It's great. It's amazing.

01:04:42 Bis zum nächsten Mal, wenn ihr euch gehört habt, aber oftmals, wenn ihr etwas an der EVE-Store buytet, sie fragen sich, hey, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt, ihr könnt.

01:05:14 Howdy, my good sir. I'd like to buy that there ship, please. Oh, that one. Indeed. That one is 15 million isk. Now, whose partner code would you like to enter on the checkout? Partner what now? No, I just want the ship. Partner code. You can use any partner's code to support them with this purchase. Free of charge. Alright, alright, alright. Which partner do you suggest?

01:05:44 Oh, well, I would suggest anyone but... Ah, greetings!

01:05:50 This is him. Nonsense, shopkeeper. Lurm the Slurm is here now and all is as it should be once more. I shall be your Slurm savior, good bipedal. Use code Lurm. The privilege is yours. Do it now. This all seems a little hasty. I don't even know who you are. Slowly, gently, this is how this is taken.

01:06:17 Isk is taken? I thought y'all said this was free- Enough of this! Come now, we must away! We're late! Wait! You didn't pay for the- Ah! It has happened again.

01:06:38 Okay, I'm sorry, I had to. Now you know. Hey, now you know. Yo, what up? Igor, thanks for following. You found the cave and decided to stay. Excellent. Are those Ofidan? Yo, Ofidan has some really, really nice emotes. Those are beautiful. Yo, thanks for sharing. Let's turn the game sound back on. Hey, Codeloom, you guys can use it or not. It's up to you.

01:07:05 You can just leave it blank and stick it to the man if you'd like. You can do that. If you want to. But... Hey!

01:07:15 Es ist gut zu haben, egal. Was up? Yo, Seku. Biggest Nerd in Streaming Industry. Das ist mir. Freeway, hallo. Kaminar ist mir zu sagen. Mein Disappointment war immeasurable und mein Day ruined. Just so. Sometimes this old slurm still knows the tricks. He left the conversation. God.

01:07:47 Gott. Tricks needed to win the day. Knows the tricks needed to win the day. That's what I was going to say. There's 110 in this one. Yo, let's check it out quickly.

Analytischer Ansatz bei ESS-Raubzügen und Steuerhinterziehung

01:08:00

01:08:00 Five pilots in that system. So, I like to sort of be a little analytical about my approach to the ESSs. I know that it's kind of stupid sometimes. I know that often you should just, the kids say you should sort of YOLO it or whatever. But for me, I'll be honest, like, because of the way I've done Skyhooking over the weeks and months that I've done it, I like to just check to see if there are possibilities.

01:08:29 You know, if there are potentials that are easy. Because I am playing a run ship, and I would prefer it if I had an easier time instead of a harder time. So we're going to go for the ones with less people in the space. We'll see.

01:08:44 G'day, I was sent by the Department of Space Taxin. It's come to our awareness that there are untaxed ISC from Strategic Value Relocation Operations in your account. I personally don't enjoy arresting fine lads like yourself, so if you just send me all your re-located ISC, I might be able to negotiate a deal for you. KD, fine work reaching out to me. I appreciate all that your department does.

01:09:13 I... However...

01:09:16 Hey Contempo, wassup? Contempo, I hope you're having a fantastic day.

01:09:45 I caught a little bit of your stream on the CCP channel the other day. It's always a pleasure. Absolutely. Hey, is Lumen my nickname? Yeah, no, so that's a difficult one. It's like, I'm Tales of Lumen, I'm Lumen, I'm Lurm, I'm Lurm the Slurm, I'm just Hey Guy sometimes, and...

01:10:16 I just don't care. I just don't care.

01:10:24 Wait a second, you didn't stream here yet? Are you sure? You're after me? Well, shit. There you go. You've got your day made. Because these guys are going to witness rock bottom before they witness the dizzying heights of your stream. I'm just telling you. I aim for rock bottom with my streams. I do. And it's not a difficult thing to pull off more often than not. So, hey, good luck. I hope it works out well.

01:10:53 Ja, du kannst mich nennen, was du möchtest. Du kannst mich nennen, was du möchtest. Du kannst mich nennen, von Friends, wenn du möchtest. Ja, ja, ja. Hey, Naibo, das ist Wiese, da. Ja, genau.

01:11:08 When you hear my accent, you think of the bad guys in Lethal Weapon 2. They are actually South African. Yeah. You know what I get quite often is Blood Diamond. And then what happens the most, that's the second one. Top Top is District 9. Yeah. District 9. So it's like fucking prawns. You know? That's what people like to say. Immediately. Immediately.

01:11:37 I'm being chased, by the way. I mean, I might not... They might not be here for me, but... I just saw a slasher, so... And a crane, there we go. Yeah, we gotta watch out right now. We're gonna chill for a second. What is a Thanatos? Does anyone know? Don't answer that, I'm checking. Oh!

01:12:01 wow yo that is excellent oh my god that must be huge what is the size does it say it is a billion it's billion yeah i'm south african i am yeah that's right

01:12:32 Have I been out to Williamsburg? I have no idea where that even is, so no. Dude, can I find this ship and just go and check it out quickly? Oh, it left. No, dude. Wait, it can't be gone. It has to still be nearby. Where did I come from? AY?

01:12:48 this is a why I came from SG it's right here I'm at the gate still so it should the guys flying the ship he's flying the ship right now 2200 meters long a snakes what's up nice to see you that's so cool you build them in earlier times for 1 billion that is nuts that's nuts and hey razor this I take that as the greatest compliment old-fashioned fairy tailor from old movies sounds great sounds great now I need to get out of here

01:13:18 But I'm going to be honest, I'm a little nervous. Tiny bit. Tiny bit. I have learned to be somewhat cautious over my time playing this game. I'm not very good at being cautious. Not always. But every now and then I manage to pull it off to some degree. And it's a success. So what we're going to do is we're going to chill. Okay?

01:13:45 Ja, hier ist Muffin Proof, mit 16,000 Kalnet-Skins. Verdammt, der Spender hier macht uns alle look bad.

Definition von 'Space Rich' und die Freude am Aufbau

01:13:57

01:13:57 Oh, I am space rich. I think. I don't know. Actually, no. Guys, break it down for me. Where does space rich begin? Where's the space poor category? And where do you look at, like, where are these heights? Where's the upper echelon? Like, how much do you need to be space rich? Maybe I'm not space rich. I actually, like, sometimes I feel space rich. Trillion. Trillion. Trillions is rich. Just like that. North of 50 billion.

01:14:26 You'll be low here in from our lawyers check your mail Space rich is 50 billion liquid oh 1 trillion in acid Wow if you have to ask you're not space rich Let's just put that old slurm in his place. That's that's correct No, but seriously you that's actually it's it's funny how that it's really funny how that mirrors real life and how how it makes me feel exactly the same as I do you know

01:14:55 Hier bin ich. Legitig. Look at me. Just look at me for a second.

01:15:01 Here I am, and I'm sitting here, and I'm like excited when I see someone following my virtual streaming channel on the internet, and like every follower feels like a billion dollars to me. I feel a certain kind of rich, but then whenever something like this comes up, it just brings it all back down, and it puts it into perspective for me. It just puts it into perspective, right? I just saw that he just disappeared.

01:15:30 He was just there. He was on grid with me. Wow. You know? Wow. Okay. Anyway, we are... Now you're rubbing it in. I'm space destitute.

01:15:50 Hey, I am the biggest supporter of Rags to Riches. I will preach that shit day and night. And I will do so with the kind of vigor and gusto that you've never heard before. It is so much fun building up from nothing. Having a goal. Having a purpose. When you've got everything.

01:16:15 When nothing is off limits, when nothing is out of reach, then what's the point in even moving? You know?

01:16:28 I like it. I like it. I like being out there and having a purpose, having something in mind, having a goal. So, being space rich, it could ruin that shit for me. I don't know, man. Maybe it's better not being that. Maybe it's better just being out here and having to hustle every day. Right? Yeah. Yeah. There we go.

01:16:55 Happiness is wealth. All these rich people are sad AF and can't sleep. Oh no. Leviathan Tank. Firstly, how did you even fit that in Tank? And secondly, that's too real, man. Like, I mean, Jesus. You speak to someone that hasn't slept in a couple of years now. I just don't sleep. It's not something I know anymore. It's left my life. And I've been sad, man. Everyone's sad. So...

01:17:23 I do believe happiness is the great motivator. And I mean that with all of my heart. Not just in EVE Online. I mean, like, it motivates the real life. It motivates the game in life. It motivates the life that you don't even have yet. And you don't even know it's been motivated yet. It does. Being happy about things and pushing for your own happiness is so important. And I will preach that every day. I have been preaching that every day.

01:17:52 I do. It's never about the numbers, man. So thank you. It's good to say stuff like that. And yo, that's just a little... If I could call it wisdom from me to you, from everyone in this household to everyone out there on the internet, hey, you can be sad, you can have nothing, but you can still find happiness.

01:18:25 Happiness is overrated, go back to the mining miniser- Minigame. Don't say that. Come on, dude, I couldn't even finish that goddamn sentence. Oh, shit. You know, EVE players? They have this knack. You guys. You guys have this knack. Every one of you. Every one of you. We're like, you can feel legit. Like you're on top of the world.

01:18:55 You can feel like you're at the top of the mountain, but not even halfway up. You can feel like you've accomplished something big, right? And then an EVE player will just come on and state a fact that is so true, so heart-wrenchingly

01:19:14 Positively true. That it knocks you right back down to where you started and then well beyond that in the opposite direction.

01:19:27 Und es ist einfach der Weg. Es ist nicht, dass sie WANTED. Es ist nicht, dass es nicht, dass es eine Malice in es ist. Es ist einfach, dass sie Dinge kennen. Das Mann, ich weiß das Name. Und sie kommen für mich jetzt. Was ist sad, denn das ist vieles Echt. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es. Ich will es.

01:19:55 Let's launch the probes. Quickly. Oh, here we go then. Here we go then. It's a thrasher. They can't come in here and thrash it. Maybe I'm fine. Maybe I'm fine. Maybe I'm fine.

01:20:32 Don't say a word. We're still okay. Scan again. The Thrasher can't come in, dude. The Thrasher can't come in. I like the guy saying, drop the can and shoot it. That's the kind of spite I expect. Thank you.

01:21:01 Ah, es ist ein Curse. Es ist ein Curse. Ich weiß nicht, wer das ist. Ich weiß nicht, wo er ist. Ich weiß nicht, wo er ist. Ich weiß nicht, wo er ist. Aber ich bin dead. Am ich dead? Ich kann wieder weg. Ich kann wieder weg. Ich kann wieder weg.

Verlust des Schiffs durch Curse und Analyse der Situation

01:21:30

01:21:30 I'm being neutered! Shit. Did I see him on the probe scanner? I didn't see him on the probe scanner. I'm dead. Okay. Get him. Get him. Just get him. I'm dead. It's a curse. It's a curse. Yeah. It's a curse. I don't know what to expect. I don't know what I should have expected. Whose space is this that we're in?

01:21:58 Hmm, Soliaris, well shit. Was good while it lasted, you're right. While Threshers are still OP. Thank you. Can't throw you, that's fantastic. That is exactly what I want to hear right now. Drop cannon, shoot, I have no guns, man. Okay, it's time for guns. Yo, it's time for guns. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're immune to D-Scan. That's why I had combat scanners out. Ah.

01:22:25 The Thrill. It has been some time since this old slurm has felt it. Thank you. Me yo yo, yo ho ho.

01:22:43 I almost forgot why I was out here. It is time then to don the old mantle and consider the old ways once more.

01:23:12 Thank you. For now I have a purpose once more. Lerm the Slurm winks. You can see a pleading in it.

01:23:29 Why is he not killin' me?!

01:23:49 Das ist schrecklich. Was ist das? Oh mein Gott. Und ich kann nicht... Das ist schrecklich. Das ist das Schrecklich. Das ist das Schrecklich. Und das ist das Schrecklich. Das ist das Schrecklich. Das Schrecklich. Das Schrecklich.

01:24:20 I thought I was in a space full of hard bastards with hard vessels at hand. I thought I was in a space with folk that knew how to get a job done and done right. It would seem...

01:24:47 This old Slurm was mistaken. Lurm the Slurm shakes their head slowly from side to side. They are clearly dismayed.

01:25:07 Was ist das?

01:25:28 E-Mail. Ich bin nicht E-Mail. Gib mir einen Sekunden. Ich bin in der Mitte von etwas. Und er lebt. Oh, Jesus. Es ist die Ultimation. Es ist so schlecht.

01:25:42 You know, okay, I wanna, I wanna, let's just break this down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's break this down. So, I actually did reasonably well, because I had the right idea, because I had the combat probes out. So, I was like, hey man, he might be in a Hoogen. Yeah, sure, it wasn't a Hoogen, it was a curse. This is a beautiful shot, by the way. It is, it is so beautifully depressing to me, that this is what my time in this space has become. Uh, but, so, I had the right idea.

01:26:12 I was out there, and I was de-scanning, plus I was combat scanning. However, it would seem I just didn't combat scan rapidly enough, and he managed to squeeze in there between my scans. So, let's look on the bright side here, and just notice and realize that we did the right thing, and we had our ducks as much in a row as they could possibly be.

01:26:41 So the only thing we can learn from that is to be even more on the ball, especially if we know people are watching, especially if we know it's 70 million on the line, especially if we know we have some shit in the cargo. So I missed the combat scan, at least the timing of it, but I did everything else right. So that's cool. The combat scan was 2 AU, which I felt was enough, right? I think that was okay.

01:27:06 Ich denke, das war cool. Hextix, wassup? Happy Jon Snow. Thank you, by the way. I'm glad you enjoyed the roleplay. It is the pleasure of my life talking nonsense in EVE Chat. Okay. It is the absolute pleasure of my existence. It's what I do. However, what I also like to do sometimes is fly ships with guns. So, what do you guys feel about a...

01:27:30 Pelikos versus a Scythe. I'm thinking we're going to go with a Scythe because that allows us to actually go out there and fight potentially Ishtars. I was sloppy with the scans in the end. Yeah, let's see. That's what it is. That's exactly what it is. That's literally exactly it. Correct. Correct. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:53 Es ist so funny, wie es errages Leute gibt, wenn jemand jemand will nab deine Rattin-Money. Oh, ja, ich habe das Geld von ihnen. Sie haben alle righte zu töten. Aber die Person, die mich nicht von mir war, war nicht von dieser Space. So, take das als Sie will. Sie, wahrscheinlich, mehr als ich mich da folgen. Aber es ist nicht... Oder kam von einem neighboringen Space. Oder etwas wie das. Ich weiß nicht. Fertigila. 100mn-Gila.

Vorstellung der Borrowed Bellicose und Pläne für ESS-Raubzüge

01:28:16

01:28:16 The Scythe Fleet works well. I've fought with it a few times. The Balikos is even better. So the Balikos is very cheap and it really, really works. It fights hard. So I'm not going to make a brand new fit right now. I'm going to jump in and just immediately have some fun. So the Balikos was heavy assaults. Yeah, hams.

01:28:44 Let's try the Bellicose, okay? Because it's a classic. And honestly, I have had some good success with this. For those that perhaps do not know it, it is the G-Money McSwagons Bellicose, I think.

01:29:03 It's a variation of it. I had to change it a bit because my fitting skills aren't quite as good. But what's amazing about it is it is incredibly well optimized. And the idea of it is just very straightforward. It's a brawling, up close, in-your-face fight ship. And you just go. You just go.

01:29:27 Fantastic, so I'll jump in with this one. It's a good one to jump in with. It's a good one to sort of game with. We're going to give it a try. I think I might have the wrong stuff. Oh, okay, that's just the booster. That's fine. Alright, we're good to go. This is fine, this is fine, this is fine. 47 million. We've got most of what we need here. I just need to put the filament in for extraction.

01:29:58 Slurm City Starfarer. Fit. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This stuff, just ignore it.

01:30:17 Is it, are we on? Yeah, we're on. I'm not sure why that stuff's even in my fit. It must have been from before. We put in this on, and then we've got everything we need. Now, wait, the one thing I don't have is the stuff for this. Does it, it uses the 400s, right?

01:30:43 Ist das korrekt? Ich fühle mich, ich habe etwas missen von diesem Fitt. Ja. Ah, da ist der eine.

01:30:59 Ah, there's the one. Did I even have all the right stuff? Let's just check to make sure. I gotta make 100% sure if I've got the right stuff. So, I've got those. Alright. That, that, that. We've got two of these, which is not ideal. I like to take three. Nanite paste. Let's just buy the stuff we don't have. There we go. Hey, thank you. Yeah, 400. Excellent.

01:31:27 hey SPI thanks for that hot M&M yo nice to see you once more could eat gumdrops there we go fantastic to see that as well brood word you found the cave and decided to stay this is well and good truly

01:31:47 I'll buy two more of those. I'll not buy the ship again. I won't buy this again. Or that, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that. I'll buy those. There we go. Just buy these. Phenomenal.

01:32:05 That's these guys. I might even need a few more of them. I basically have to just fill that up, right? And you have to fit these, put them into your ship immediately, and then you need to buy 8 more or 10 more or something like that because they take up space.

01:32:23 so view market details you just buy as much as you can to fill up your ship so like I'd probably buy another 11 might even be a bit more sorry I'm not that great at fitting so the fact that I'm even managing to do this right now there we go all right we good get out of here

01:32:50 This is the Borrowed Bellicose. Yeah, this is from, as I mentioned, G-Money Swagons. I don't know the original fit. I don't know if it was theirs or if it was from someone else and they just made it better. But they basically, as far as I understand, popularized this exact one. And their fit, like the way that they do it, is evidently just really, really good. So, I like it. Yeah, I like it.

01:33:19 I'm gonna give it a try. Insure it? Nah, dude. I like to live on the edge. What can I say? Hey, it's EVE Online, man. It's always gonna be a station stream. I just wanna point that out.

01:33:55 Okay, so we're going to jump back out. In case anyone is like, hey man, what are you even doing in this game? Currently, I'm choosing to go out and rob space banks. And the idea is I'm going to use a secret piece of ancient technology to throw myself out into unknown space. Right?

01:34:17 I'm just gonna basically pop into a wormhole that takes me somewhere random out there. And I'm gonna see if I can find a space bank nearby. And I fit myself a ship right now that can actually fight back. It is a really fun little vessel. The only downside here is that it is a cruiser.

01:34:37 Das ist gesagt, ich bin noch immer noch ein Schiff, das ich kann. Es geht nicht. Ich sage, dass die Kruiser-Sitzung ist, aber es kann auch ein Angelegenheit sein. Es kann auch ein Angelegenheit sein. Es kann auch ein Angelegenheit sein. Wir werden sehen, wenn wir rauskommen. Wir werden sehen, was passiert. Wir werden einfach spielen und wir werden es gehen, wo es geht. Das ist es.

01:35:04 Hey, what are you guys doing out there in New Eden tonight? What's happening?

01:35:10 was looking like did anyone sort of Anyone take the bait when I said you got to go skyhooking because it's really good skyhooking is really good there's a lot of isk there I want to I want to do ESS I want to do industry yeah you know what I need to do is I need to get back to my poor planetary industries out in Pochfin like I set up in Toonudan and Pochfin and I just

01:35:39 I've let it slip. You know? I've let it slip. Hextex, what's up? You hunting bank robbers? Oh, hey. Oh, wow. Who'd have thought? Right? That's fantastic to hear, friend. Hunting bank robbers. Who would rob banks? Not me. Not this guy. Why are there no banks here? What the hell's going on, guys? What are you guys? Space poor or something?

01:36:10 Shadow Ultimatum. These Naruto-looking fellows don't have any ISK. I'm going right there. I'm not even going to look further. We're leaving. We are on our way. There's a few good ones here. Okay.

01:36:34 I start by trying to pay for the ship. That's my first step. And from there, the world is my oyster. Right? That's it. That's it. Letting PI slip happens to the best of us. Yeah, it doesn't adjust. It's so relatable. That's me. Lerm, so relatable, this Lerm.

01:36:58 Mighty Yogi, 2025 was your year for Learning Eve Industry. So far Yogi Builder is progressing nicely. 2026 is the year of PvP learning with Captain Yogi. 2027 is your AT here. Lofty goals, my friend. I like that. I like that. Hey. I like to have goals for myself as well. They are not quite so lofty. But, well, for tonight, let's try not dying again.

01:37:26 Das ist eine gute Idee. Das ist ein guter Ziel, da. Ja? Nach dem, vielleicht... Vielleicht wird es für CSM gehen. Wir sehen. Du hast zu pace. Du hast zu stecken. Manageable. Manageable goals, right? Eine kleine kleine ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

CSM Kandidatur und Fokus auf Casual Content

01:37:55

01:37:55 Fleet fire yeah I don't so I only know at the moment some of the missiles and I know some projectile weapons I don't know all the other stuff I've never actually used a blaster or a railgun or like are they hybrid weapons yeah I don't know I should do that in station ad for CSM yeah when I run I'll make it in station ad for sure yeah loom the storm for CSM

01:38:24 First the mayor of Slurm City, now... Well, the mayor of New Eden. Sure man, sure, we can do that. I know that there have been a lot of people on the CSM over the past few years, or maybe in the past decades. I don't know how long CSM's been around, but I know there have been a lot of people who have sort of advocated for new players, but...

01:38:47 I'm gonna tell you right now, never so much as me. Never anywhere near the way I advocate for new players and casuals. I am casual incarnate in these games. I... Yeah, man.

01:39:00 I live and breathe casual. Casual content in EVE Online is, in my opinion, one of the things that I feel is sort of lacking. There is a gap in what you could call the market right now that is begging to be filled. Yeah, man, the casuals can...

01:39:21 Ich verstehe, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man. Ja, man.

01:39:53 Akazane, wassup? Yo, um, I don't know what you're typing over there. I don't know what that goddamn shit is with those codes and those numbers and all those letters and stuff in a row right next to my name. I don't know. Uh, you know, it's possible that that's meant to be like some sort of Intel network goddamn transmission. I don't know, man, but let me just tell you, if they come for me, well.

01:40:21 They best come ready Just clip that little bit right there yo yo yo clip that little bit and send it through your Intel channel as well, please Just send that and then that then no one will come. They'll be like oh god. It's Liam Neeson from taken. There's no way they're not gonna come Just do it quickly quickly you must do it for me Come on

01:40:53 I don't know how intel channels work guys as you can see I'm a solo player you may not have noticed but I'm a solo player I do not do anything with with corporate like my corporation is just me there it is it's learn the slim and I don't know what an intel channel is like I don't know if it's effective I know that I am in faith the bolus and it is a problem because these guys are

01:41:22 Ich bin mehr oft nicht bereit für ein Kampf. Willing to fight. Aber, hey man, wir sind einfach nur die Spiel. So, ja, wir machen es. Wir machen es. Wir machen es. Wir machen es. Wir machen es. Wir machen es. Wir machen es.

01:41:44 The moment there's a reddit backpage post about Lurm the Slurm, you know it's good. You know it's good. You know it's good. Okay, we are one jump away. We need to make an entrance, guys. Are you guys ready to make an entrance? I'm ready to make an entrance. Let's get the fingers warmed up.

01:42:13 So fast I'm going to type this next message. It's not going to be that fast. I'm joking. Never type so fast in my goddamn life. What are you talking about? Listen, be ready. God, that's too many. I can't do that. Hello? What is this shit? Who are these guys? Quickly, open the local threat. Guys, open the local threat. Bring it up.

01:42:40 Why is this pigeon so big? Oh, hell yes, man. We got some prolific PVPers here. Are we in Dracarys space? Or what are those guys doing here? This is not Dracarys space. What are they doing here? What are they doing here? Within five jumps. We should start small. Lerm. Incremental gains, this Lerm.

01:43:16 Let's see, maybe these guys aren't here. Maybe they're not even here. Yeah, yeah, I think we still go for it. I don't, they won't even know, man.

01:43:36 Do it yeah we do it we do it we just can't have a look man was gonna have a little peepsie little squizzle at what's happening they want just lift dude one just lift I just jumped at a hundred oh my god what an idiotic move oh shit see that's what I'm saying can I activate the gate from here

01:43:58 Oh! Saved! Saved! Yo, allow the, allow the, allow the, the local thread, I'll post it for you, yo. Chrysanth, what's up? That's local thread for anyone that's looking for it. I'm a moderator on this channel, I can post that. So, local thread's a fantastic website, and it's local thread XYZ. Basically, you just take...

01:44:22 Anyone in your local, you press CTRL A, it selects all the names, then you press CTRL C. And then you just CTRL V in here, and it's all right there, by the way. And then it puts their names in here, and if you click on their names, it takes you to their Ezekiel as well. It's phenomenal. Basically, you can see how many kills, how many losses they have, what ships they recently flew, what alliance they in, what corporation they in. It's just an awesome website. Yeah. So, thanks for linking it.

01:44:51 Croissant. And there you go. That's what it's like. It's easy peasy. It just makes basically, let's say, pass in space a little bit quicker. Yeah. So definitely check it out if you haven't already. It's not cheating. It's just smart.

01:45:15 When an enemy of the stars themselves jumps into your space, you take note. When it is just Lurm the Slurm, well, you keep calm and carry on.

01:45:44 Oh shit, I feel dirty before you even typing that. That's terrible. What am I gonna do next? Live, laugh, love? Oh, they left! Oh no, he came back, he came back. Is this one of the guys? Bring up local thread again. I keep closing local thread. Bring it up again. Quickly. Shit.

01:46:13 No, it's the guy! He was here! But he doesn't fight. This guy doesn't fight. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. He doesn't fight. He doesn't fight. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool. We're fine. Link before it pays out. Oh, was it really low? Oh, no. Oh, that's why they left. Oh, wow.

01:46:44 This guy's name is basically Other Order. Okay.

01:46:51 oh no oh no oh no oh no that guy looks like he pvp's like this is hard this is hardcore dude oh no here we go guys here we go jesus yo okay okay alright alright

01:47:18 Put that arm back in your cockpit. And sit back down. Your name has not yet been called. They left as well? Yes! The curse! I've got them! Okay. Okay. Okay.

01:47:48 What? I'm in shock. This is... How's this even happening?

Spannungsgeladener Kampf und Lob für die Bellicose

01:48:02

01:48:02 What is going on? Oh, there's Gnosis. Oh no. What do I do with Gnosis? Guys, quickly. Do I orbit at... What do I orbit at? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? He's coming for me. He's coming for me. He's coming for me. He's coming for me. I leave, right? Can I win against Gnosis? I'm fighting. I'm fighting. I've got nothing to lose. I'm fighting. Get close, quickly. Run? No. What? I'm going for it. I need to see how well I can do. Maybe I'm a better fighter. Maybe I'm the better pilot here.

01:48:30 Kite-Denosis. But my range is only 13. Okay. Okay, gotcha. Stayed like 9. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Do I have drugs? I didn't bring drugs. Oh, God. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. One S-Kon-Denosis. Hey, hey, hey. Keep your bets. Keep your bets in. Did I reload? I'm reloaded. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:48:59 Stop here. He might be waiting for backup. Overheat the webs. Good shit, good shit, good shit. Thank you. That's it, that's it, that's it. Drugs are bad. Only if you lose.

01:49:24 I feel like I need to say something to this guy. But I don't know. I don't know if it's a good idea. Let's just give him a moment. I'm going to give him another moment, okay? Loom's going to forget to turn on his invulnerability. What is that? You mean this thing?

01:49:56 Oh, he left. Oh. He's waiting for someone. He's totally waiting for this guy. He's totally waiting for this guy. This guy's the shadow ultimatum. He's the shadow ultimatum. He is. He is. Oh no. Oh god.

01:50:25 What is it Deimos? I've never even seen that before. Oh no, that looks so scary. It's gonna kill me for sure. Oh no, get ready to run? Ready to jump?

01:50:56 Keep range in orbit. I'm gonna have to fight, dudes. I can't leave with 20 seconds on the clock. Okay, he's got me. We fight in.

01:51:24 Holy shit, how fast he's drowned? Oh no, my health! I'm so dead! Stop, don't over-rip, don't over-rip. Hit the shields too. Rip. Hit the...

01:52:08 This is not going well, I'm barely tinting him. Oh god. Angular velocity. I'm in a... I'm trying to orbit, dude. I'm trying to orbit. He's just faster than me. That was so stressful. Holy shit. That was so stressful, guys. Oh.

01:52:38 You know, you can just shift-click. Shift-click what? Oh, my God. That was good. I think I did well. I think I did good. That was amazing. Yo. Ah, yes. That really hit the spot. This old slurm thanks you for your participation. Now, then, who was it?

01:53:07 Who sent you?

01:53:17 I love that I leave it on the question because it's like that eternal question that's just gonna hang there for literally ever they will never be able to answer that ever ever and man oh my god I was so happy with how I managed the shield pop in that was awesome dude I have to fly that ship again yo the bellicos is so good dude you can you can really punch up if

01:53:45 If you fly against someone that doesn't know what they're doing, or if you actually just fly good, and I mean like really fly good, you can really surprise people with the Bellicose. Like absolutely, man. This ship is just so sick. Isn't it? Damn. Hey, wait. Why does Contempo have a shadow badge? Yo, that is sick. That looks so nice. Have you guys seen that badge that he has?

01:54:16 Yo, for those that don't know, Contempo is an amazing streamer. They're awesome, they're wholesome, they're fun. They just play the game for the right reasons. And they're on after me if you guys want to check them out. That is such a cool... Look at that. God, why don't I have such a cool, like, little... emblem. I don't know any of that. What the hell, man? That's so sick.

01:54:44 Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja,

01:55:14 Das ist mir, zu klicken auf es. Every time, dude. Every time. Okay, wir werden wieder nachdenken.

01:55:25 Just shift-click? I know! Now you tell me! Hey, it just took a year and three months for me to figure this out. Thank you. Just shift-click. Can you shift-unclick it as well? You know what the problem was there? I didn't have the right skin on. I'm gonna blame style. We didn't have this nonsense on, so we lost. Now we've got this nonsense on, so we win. Whoa, stop, stop, stop. Undock. I need to buy more of these.

01:55:54 Just one more. I don't actually need to buy it. I've got some here. I think I need to take a stripper with... Actually, you know, that's probably why we didn't make it there. Just one. And some drugs. No, no drugs. We don't need drugs.

01:56:17 Any drugs? Oh, okay. I need to take some drugs with. You're right. Alright. Okay. Got the drugs, too. There we go. Take them with. Yeah. Drugs are very important. Got it. Thanks. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

01:56:35 Yo, PSA, Lerm isn't friends with buttons of any kind. That's a good PSA. I support that. Thank you. I don't press them. I don't usually collaborate with them. Corroborate with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and them, not really on speaking terms. Can I post a fit somewhere? Oh! Gmoney Swagons. Gmoney Swagons Bellicose.

01:57:05 Why does Google not know that? I don't know how to post a fit. How do I post a fit? Easy peasy. But I can show it to you if you'd like. It's a really good fit. But it's called the G Money Swagons. Bellicose. It's rocking heavy assault missile launchers.

01:57:26 Compact afterburner. Compact multispectrum. These are not usually compact, all of these. It's just compact because my skills suck. Two webs. Extra large ancillary, right? And then a couple of ballistic control systems. A damage control. All compact because my skills suck. And then the...

01:57:47 Rigs are overclocking, overclocking, and shield reinforcer for EM. The cargo hold I do custom, because why not? And, oh, oh, the Z-Kill loss. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, shit, dude, Z-Kill loss. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at the LM, the LM peeking out here. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Wait, wait, sneaky music. Do-do-do-do.

01:58:15 I'm always afraid to open this shit, uh, because...

01:58:31 I'm so sorry, it's so red. I don't like doing this, but it's here. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you had to see that. Here's my Z-kill. There it is, there it is, there it is. It's just very red. There's the fit in chat right now. You can look at it. It's the top of my Z-kill. It's worth it, man. Go check my Z-kill out if you want. So much red. You're very dangerous. There you go. Thank you. Yeah. There you go.

01:59:02 Ich habe so viel Spaß in diesem Spiel. Ich weiß nicht, ob es red oder green ist. Es ist einfach nur die Farbe. Aber wirklich. Ich oftmals einfach nur die Shippe auswählen, weil... Ich weiß nicht, dass ich nicht so gut bin. Guy... Guy... Listen, dude. Hey, listen. One day, ich werde es herausfinden. One day, ich werde es feststellen. One day, ich werde es feststellen. One day, ich werde es feststellen. One day, ich werde es feststellen. Aber ich werde lernen, wie ich...

01:59:31 Und du wißt du, es wird ein paar mehr Losses geben, bevor ich da bin. Die Antwort war, ich habe colorblind. Nein, was? Ich habe red, green, colorblind. Das ist wahr, das ist wahr. Hey, hey, hey, was ich sagen? So, so, so, so this gives me a moment to tell, listen, listen, let's load the ammo.

02:00:00 Okay, let's do this. Okay, easy does it now, fellows. Don't go too hard on this. There we go. Alright, I like that. Now, what was I said about incremental gains? Listen, listen, listen. What I like so much about these teeny weeny little ones, let me tell you about some stuff.

02:00:27 I'm going to load the answer right now. Yeah, I forgot to bring much more, but it's fine. Let me tell you about this. Let me tell you about this, guys. I like to go for the small ones every now and then, because what it is, is it's a grounding action. All right. What you can do is you can bring yourself back down. You ground yourself back in reality.

02:00:55 You check yourself before, and I hate to say this, you wreck yourself. You do the 10 million. Because you can sit here. You can spend some time on yourself. Let me show you how you do that, guys. Let me show you how you do that. Okay? This is how. This is how.

02:01:20 Easy Bank, 11 Millionen. No one here. No one's going to come here. I'm literally in the furthest possible reaches of space. No one is going to find me out here. It is impossible. And I'm getting some free isk. While I'm getting free isk, I'm looking after myself.

02:01:46 Look. Watch. Join me now. Gentle. Easy does it. You gotta do the same amount on every side. Okay. Now. You guys remember where your toes are. Down. Touch your goddamn toes.

02:02:18 Okay, now, have you ever done this before? Hands at the back. Okay, now push in. Ah, that's beautiful. Okay, alright. Okay, are you with me? Now, you can sit down again if you like. Look, look, look. Arm up. Hand on the pectoral. Push it. Oh, did you hear that? Okay, other side. Hand there. Push it up.

02:02:47 Okay. Right, stand up again. Jesus, what are you doing? You lazy? Here we go. Leg up. Leg up. What? Goddamn. Polkadot socks? Come on, man. Other side. Okay. Good shit. Good shit. You've done it. You've done it. Now, let's do the neck.

02:03:20 No, keep the shoulders still. Hey, look at that. Look at that.

02:03:37 3 Minuten und 42 Sekunden left. Check that shit out. Check that shit out. You've made it halfway. You've stretched your entire body. It was not a balanced stretch. It was not a good stretch at all. But like, you've done it. Look, look, look. Here's another one. I learned this from Day 9. Do you guys know what Day 9 is? Put your hands against the wall. If you don't have a wall, use your own hand. Because I believe in you. You've got power in that hand. Look. Look. You bend.

02:04:05 your hands like this to make sure your wrists are limber. Don't go too hard now. Don't go too hard now. Okay? Here you go. Make sure those fingers are flexible. You never know when you're gonna need to get them blazing for some good RP. Okay? And that's it. That's it. Now, if you have anyone nearby, just tell them they're beautiful. Drink some water, and then get ready to game once more.

02:04:37 Hey, Chat. Chat! You're beautiful. You're looking fantastic tonight. You! You! You! Beautiful. Beautiful. You are. You are underappreciated.

02:05:08 You are. You are. People aren't seeing everything that you are. People are not realizing how much you have in you and how much you have to give. People don't know how lucky they are to have you in their lives on a daily basis.

02:05:37 You are worth it. Yeah. Yeah. Treat yourself to a little 10 million bank. Yeah. 11.6. That's okay. Go for it. Just do it. Just do it. You'll feel better after. You will. Hey, listen. It's almost done. Yo. Thanks for being here, dudes. Thank you. Drink water. Lots of water.

02:06:10 You want to see Contempo doing some stretches later? Damn straight. Contempo, probably like a professional, does it before the stream. Alright. Peace. It's the smart way. Oh, and if you have a dog, go hug it right now. Hug your dog.

02:06:35 Hug your dog. Tell them that you love them. Because you do. That's a fact. There has never been a straighter fact than that. Okay? Trying to decide how much you pay for a full RP Lerm exercise video? Oh, okay, okay. Well, you can start haggling right now.

02:06:56 Stretch reaching for the kettle. There you go. The dog is hugging the wife right now. Jesus, make it a double whammy. Just hit that up. Combo, family hug. Go for it. Jesus. Okay, we did it. Look at that. Great success. Now you guys can see.

02:07:22 How amazing a little 11-million-isk payout can be. Hm? Yeah, there you go. What if your wife is the dog? Well, I'm not the right person to talk to about that. I'll just say that for you. I'm sorry.

02:07:47 I love furry culture. I do. But, um, I've not delved deep enough, so. Hey, you guys, you're beautiful as well. Whatever, man. Whatever. You're all beautiful. Goddamn. No judgment from Lohm the Slohm.

02:08:06 We're all good. Let's get out of here. Hold on. Shit, what am I doing? Speed. Okay, so I didn't even look where I am, by the way. I just jumped in here. I was like, hey, free Isk. And then that was it. So we are currently, is that insidious? Drake Lair. The goddamn Drake Lair. You know, I'm currently listening to Azran Thieler. I'm sorry, God. Why does it always have to circle back to books? Why does it always have to circle back to books? I cannot. You know?

02:08:36 But Azran Thieler basically starts with Drakes. Hey, is Titanium considered Tier 1? Uh, Oleg, what's up? Yo, I don't know what Titanium is. I, I think Titanium, is Titanium Sabbat? Titanium Sabbat. It's a, it's a faction, so it's 1.5, right? If that's the question, I don't know.

02:09:06 Let's look. It's Tier 1 AC Ammo. Yeah, yeah, okay. There you go. We're gonna go for this one. Yeah, the bigger one is better. We'll do it. Bigger one's better.

02:09:33 Tier 1 ammo is only good for bashing. Yeah, well, at least it's good for something. There you go. There it is. Okay, so we've got five jumps to do. That's excellent. Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv? Because in space, no one can hear you stream. Sorry, Mubot just kicks you immediately for using the link, but that's pretty funny. Hey, thank you. Thank you.

02:10:05 Das ist wirklich lustig. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Speaking of funny, we got five jumps here. Oh my god. Wait. I feel like there might be like at least five people who haven't seen my advert. I'm going to play it at least one more time. But I'm not going to do it now. There's too many beautiful faces staring back at me right now. I can see your little eyes. BD as they are. I can't do it. I can't do it. I'll do it in like half an hour again. Hey, so...

Werbungsmöglichkeiten in EVE Online und Wunsch nach Tourismus-Expansion

02:10:33

02:10:33 So, no. Basically, there's actually a full website where they cover what you can and can't do on those billboards. And the idea is that you can do corporations and you can do channels. So channels being these channels. I've got Slurm Cave, right?

02:11:01 Das ist ein Channel, das ich gerade habe. Du kannst das machen. Du kannst das machen. Du kannst ein Ad für dein Channel, wenn du etwas in dir hast. So, vielleicht du... Quiz Nights. Once a week. Vielleicht du hast ein Channel für Spacetruckers zusammen und sprichst auf die Hardships. Of Hauling... Whatever es ist, der Haul. Whatever, right? Du kannst ein Ad für das. Okay?

02:11:29 Then you can also make an ad for your corporation or your alliance or Finally you can make an ad for your business in eve so you will notice that there are a lot of really cool ads for Corporations that make things goodies usually it ships or fits or modules or whatever and They've got their own ads as well, but there are some limitations you can't you can't advertise stuff outside the game

02:11:56 Because, and here's the actual answer to your question, they wanted to be law-friendly. They wanted to be a law-friendly asset placed in the world. So an ad you would see from the perspective of someone living in New Eden.

02:12:17 So it has to actually make sense. Seeing a twitch.tv link in there wouldn't make sense. But seeing a corporation that makes modules does make sense. And seeing a local watering hole, or gathering point, or pub, or whatever, that makes sense too. So the idea is you can probably get around it somehow by advertising your channel, and then having a link in your channel. But, I mean, I think that if...

02:12:44 Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut. Ich denke, es ist gut.

02:13:09 Adrianne, Other. Ah, greetings. Another face out in this far off space. Always a pleasure. This old slurm is honoured. Lurm the Slurm winks. They are clearly on their way somewhere in...

02:13:38 Nice to meet you, dude. You seem familiar.

02:13:49 Oh, and they left. Okay. Sometimes it's easier not replying. Are you saying New Eden don't have streamers? Mistake it, Kane. Yeah, so I don't know what New Eden has in like the underbelly of goddamn GTA 4.4. There might be some streaming nonsense going. But no, I think that the way that they set it up is beautiful and it can work quite well. And I will at some point make an ad. Most likely I will make an ad for my own CSM campaign.

02:14:17 Can you rob banks in highsec? No, so the banks are exclusively in nullsec, which I think is kind of cool. I like the idea of banks in highsec. That's actually a pretty fun thing that you should probably bring up as, like, you know, a wishlist item. But perhaps you could do it with a twist, right? Perhaps you could do it somehow and make it interesting, not like the nullsec ones, you know? Add something to it that's not the same as it is right now in nullsec.

02:14:48 I don't know, man. There's a Viator there. Hmm.

02:14:58 So right now, yeah, you can't rob banks in highsec, but there's always a chance. You guys want to hear my pitch? I can tell you my pitch, right? I've got a pitch. I don't have a complete pitch right now. Well, I do. It's on paper, but I don't have it all. I'm not going to spit it for you. However, I want an expansion that focuses on tourism.

02:15:28 Space Photography, Space Flora and Fauna, and on top of that, because you want the flip side, Space Piracy. And I mean like real pirate shit that counters the tourism entirely. So I want there to be an expansion that is about as casual as an expansion can get. And I want them to release a...

02:15:51 new player onboarding introductory experience expansion where they basically let's say start fresh they introduce an epic story arc that will have cinematics voice acting characters that are interesting and memorable and fun and on top of that it'll have a new hub

02:16:19 that moves around throughout all of known space, you will be able to get your own, let's call it a space homestead, where you can wrangle space beasts, space whales, space rays. You can purchase and ship asteroids out for yourself that you can mine for a limited amount every day. You can build up

02:16:44 with different skins and stuff like that. You can basically make it your own little base of operations, right? And then you're going to have this new moving stronghold where the main character of the epic storyline is based and he will send you out and give you a little taste of all the different things that you can do in New Eden.

02:17:08 So, he will send you out and he'll make you go down into nullsec, he'll make you go down into lowsec, he'll let you test the waters, try every activity out there that the tutorial doesn't show you. But he'll do it!

02:17:25 with an epic story arc, with a narrative that makes sense. He will help you experience everything and he'll push you towards all the activities so you can see it as a new player and so you can experience all those things that currently are a little harder to get into. On top of that, I want there to be space tours where it's a new activity that you do. So the idea would be...

02:17:49 You would collect some tourists in, let's say, Jeter, right? Jeter, the tourists will obviously pay less because it's a common spot to pick tourists up. Then you'll take them and they'll be like, well, you know, we've been told that the stars out in Amazon are beautiful, okay? And we want to really check it out. So we'd like to charter your services. We'd like you to take us from Jeter all the way through to Amar, but we want to go through Amazon.

02:18:18 While you're in Abizon, you need to take the space tourists out there, and you need to show them a good time. You need to show them the sights, so you'll need to use your tourist vessel, right? You take a tourist vessel out there, you have a camera or video player equipped on there, and then you need to get the perfect shot. So imagine it being like the first person camera like this. You need to line it up, you need to show them the sun in Abizon, you need to show them one of the moons, and one of the asteroid belts before they'll be happy and move on.

02:18:48 Und das ist es. Du machst das. Und du gehst durch Darmar und du geteilt für deine Arbeit. Right? Simple mission. Aber das ist nur die starte. Vielleicht gibt es eine Tourist-Gruppe, die etwas etwas mehr Exotic zu machen. Right?

02:19:03 Perhaps you've got a tourist group that wants to head out there and potentially see something really dangerous. These guys want to see a wormhole. They want to go into wormhole space and come back to live to tell the tale. They want to be able to share that story in their favorite pub in Geeta 44. So you have to take them into a wormhole. You've got to show them a space whale that's out there because this expansion will bring with it space flora and fauna. So you've got to jump into a wormhole. It doesn't matter which one. Then you've got to scan down with your tourist vessel.

02:19:31 Okay, because it comes with a scanner that has a built-in scanner and camera. It can scan down the flora and the fauna of New Eden. You scan down a space whale. They move very slowly, okay? You scan that down. You show it to them, right? You take them up close and personal. They can hear the cries of the whale. And then they're happy. They cheer. Everything's fantastic. Awesome. But this is where the pirates come in. The pirate factions...

02:19:59 ...are working against you. They want to take the tourists. They want to steal them from you. They want to enslave them. So they are also part of that industry. Oh, shit, dude. So they come for you. You have no defenses. Or do you? Or do you? You brought with your friend. He's in a marshal. He's ready. He jumps right on top of you. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

02:20:27 He saves the day. The tourists get the show of a lifetime. You take them back to Jita and they pay you so handsomely that you can just retire for good. And that, my friends, is that. But still, there's a lot more that I need to flesh out with this idea and CCP are going to be hearing from me. I'm sorry, CCP. I know you guys are watching. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm going to pitch the idea formally to you guys one day.

02:20:55 Und es wird schön sein. Und ein bisschen verrückt. Ihr Freund in a Marshal. Okay, total fantasy. Oh mein Gott. Ich meine, es gab einen Mann hier, jetzt gibt es vier.

02:21:21 There's no talent like not being there when things turn sour. Lurm the Slurm looks about. They seem to be scanning every face in this space.

02:21:48 It seems things have begun to fester just a little around these parts Do I go for it? I just go for it

02:22:13 Lerm the Slurm rolls what seems to be an imaginary dice. They look down at the result and nod. They have made up their mind, it would seem.

02:22:40 We're fighting. Ah, shit, there's more people coming. Okay, it's time to local threat these guys, and it's time to more than likely get owned. I just did that at the right... Wait, these are all completely different people. Oh, no. Oh, God, that guy's got 14,000 kills. It's on one AU. Hold on. Viator Helios.

02:23:07 Hahaha, he's gold mining and he's in a jackdoll. Yo! What a dirty lie. Oh.

CCP Shark Tank Idee und Stations & Starfares Ankündigung

02:23:18

02:23:18 Oh, God. You do like a Shark Tank at Fanfest, except with game design pitches? You guys do, CCP, really? Do you guys do that? Oh, my God. If I could come out there and pitch my ideas, I'll bring slides and everything, man. I'll do it. Yeah. No, holy shit, I'll do it. Check my notifications. I will now. I will now. One sec, one sec. I've just been told about a CCP Shark Tank, man. That's amazing. Yo.

02:23:45 Oh, you don't do it yet? You just spitballing? It's a fantastic idea. Oh my god. But you need to get some really handsome dudes sitting there in big leather jackets and stuff. Get them in a little podium like they do for that thing with Simon Cowell. I don't know what the show is, man. I never watch any of that stuff. And then you need a big red button for all of them. Each of them needs a big red button. And it would be phenomenal. It would be just absolute cinema. Yeah, yeah. Actually, you know what? You know what?

02:24:13 I'll sign up. Throw me in there. I will press the red button. I'll do it. I will press the red button for you if no one else can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fantastic. Okay, let's have a look. Yo, so what happened?

02:24:41 I don't see anything. What was I supposed to look at? This is me. I'm robbing this place. Yo, was it a donation? Oh. Oh! Holy shit, where did that is come from? No! Fireborn, are you nuts?

02:25:01 The donation was so he can have some fun in more expensive ships. Or for many more bellicos, whichever is preferred. Maybe he's space rich now. Oh. God. Dude, are you sure?

02:25:16 I don't want to, like, you know, have you put yourself out for me. I don't want you to, like, you know, move on to food stamps and shit because you just gave all your isk to me. Yo, I look out for my friends, my fellow pilots, and I don't know if that's okay. Are you sure that's okay? You space rich? Oh, from the buddies it snuffed out. Oh my God, you guys are so kind. Thank you. Thank you. Yo.

02:25:45 It's only like a thousand plex. Yo, dude, you speak to someone. Everything I have, I like to give away. I like to use. I like to do stuff with. I don't, I don't, I don't hoard. I don't keep. I don't, I don't, I don't collect, you know. I don't, I don't. And a thousand plex, you guys, the next stream that I do, so I've signed up for one.

02:26:11 Can I just say, the next stream that I do, it's gonna be on... It's on a Monday? In two weeks from now. Like, it's the final day of the event, okay? But the next stream that I do, you guys gonna wanna come for that. You may have noticed that I don't do giveaways. Like, I just don't do regular giveaways. I don't do it. Alright?

02:26:36 Es ist nicht etwas, was ich glaube nicht. Es ist nicht etwas, was ich liebe. So, was ich machen ist, ist eine Sache, die Stations- und Starfarer sind. Und auf meinem nächsten Stream ist ein ganzes Stream von Stations- und Starfarers. Was es ist, ist es eine Mini D&D-Style Encounters, aber in EVE Online's universe. So, ihr kommt in und ihr bekommt ein bisschen 1v1 Encounter mit mir. Right?

02:27:05 And you're going to leave handsomely rewarded. You will take a ton of Esquith, you'll get skins, you'll get Plex, you'll get all of it. Right? And it'll be all on the fly. Basically, naturally created right there in the moment. I've done it a few times now already and it's phenomenal. It works out amazingly well. You guys are going to love it. So you come back for that.

02:27:28 Das ist was ich in meinem Stream. Ich mache das auf meinem Stream, aber ich mache das ganze Stream hier auf der CCP-Channel, weil ich das Gefühl habe, ich muss ein bisschen zurückgeben. Es wird die letzte Day des Event, die letzte Stream des Event. Und ich denke, es wird gut sein. Es wird gut sein. So, Stations & Starfares, join mich für das nächste Mal. Ihr werdet ihr lieben. Es wird so gut sein. Ja.

02:27:54 Sci-fi, D&D, quick and dirty, handsomely rewarded, boom boom boom. You guys are going to love it. Yo, Milan Messina, Sandrock, Seafred, Crazy Davey, Dimitar, Gruff, I like that name, and Friendly Killer, welcome, you all found the cave inside, okay, it's time. Vagabond, you say? Now that's something I can do.

02:28:27 Holy shit, that's not something I can do. Why is he doing so much damage to me? What the hell? Why is he killing me so quickly? No! Holy shit, I have never been owned so quickly in my life. Is there another ship somewhere here that's shooting from the goddamn rafters?

02:28:54 Easy does it, fellow. What is this? Nicholas! No! This old slurm has so much to live for. Think of the slurmlings. Ah, shit. Yo, how did he do so much damage to me?

02:29:24 No, I want to see that fit that he just used. That was insane. Oh my god.

02:29:36 Autocannons are strong. That's a heavy assault cruiser. Vagabond, dude, but the Vagabond's not even that expensive. What about heating the modules? I didn't even have time to think of heating the modules. I just had to get my ducks in a row, man. That was nuts! I need to see how much he did there and, like, how quickly that went. Yeah, well played, guy. I mean, he just jumped on me. He was on me as quick as... Can I bring my Drake? Uh, this guy. I wonder if I can find this on his Z-Kill or something.

02:30:05 That was nuts. I have to, dude. Or just not trolling local.

EVE Online als vielseitige Spielerfahrung und Tod durch Vagabond

02:30:13

02:30:13 I guess trolling local doesn't help. Hey, let's see, you got about 2,000 hours in Elite Dangerous, you love space, you never played EVE, but this looks really cool. Hey, friendly killer, yeah, so EVE Online is a really fun experience. There is so much about this game that I love. And I think the number one thing before I get locked down and replying to people calling me shit is the fact that you can jump in and you can legitimately do anything.

02:30:41 The world is your oyster, and a lot of games say that, but they don't mean it. Not like EVE Online and New Eden means it. Yo, you can not. In this game, you can come in here, and you can choose any lifestyle, and you can pursue it. Right? You can go for it. You can circle asteroids and do mining for a living. You can make an entire fleet to jump into that. You!

02:31:10 Du kannst auch da und du willst, wie du in World of Warcraft würdest, wenn du das möchtest. Und es ist großartig. Es ist toll. Du kannst du in, und du kannst andere Spieler gehen. Du kannst du in, und du kannst du in anderen Spielern. Du kannst du in, und du kannst du in, oder? Du kannst du in, oder? Du kannst du in, oder? Du kannst du in, oder? Du kannst du in, oder? Du kannst du in, oder?

02:31:39 jump into industry or the market and try and outsmart other players using numbers smart boy shit you can go out there and rob banks you can do any number of things and the game allows you to take it any distance you like allows you to pursue it to any point

02:32:01 that you feel comfortable with you don't need to go all the way you don't need to do it the way that other people do it you can do it the way that you want to do it and I love that shit man you know the game doesn't ask anything from you other than that you stay curious and you stay willing to learn that's it dude that's all the game wants from you and in return you get a lifetime's worth of entertainment

02:32:29 Das ist die schönste Sache über EVE Online. Legitimität ist all you need to know. Da geht's. Ich habe jetzt gesprochen. Ich habe gesagt, ich hoffe, jeder hat gesagt, dass das Embarrassing Death to the Vagabond. Hey, und wenn jemand Probleme mit Drops ist, ich bin nicht der beste Person.

02:32:54 To say anything about this, but what I will tell you is that twitch kind of sucks sometimes where what I've had is that sometimes it doesn't count up you you mute the volume you unmute the volume you refresh the page Sometimes you control f5 you like extra refresh the page Just try all that stuff and then keep checking back on your account to see if it's actually starting to count up yeah Eventually Eventually you will get it to work there you go

02:33:24 Epiken Lee was up yo you found the cave inside to stay excellent you guys can find me using exclamation point lumen if you'd like to find my stream and yeah yeah yeah yeah please please don't have don't have me muted guys waste the fun in that goddamn like you know I'm here

02:33:55 And you should be listening. Harry. Yo, what up? KDV. Hey, thank you so much. You decided to follow the cave. That's excellent. That's an average fit. Yeah, man. I'm an average kind of guy.

02:34:20 I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not. I'm happy with this. I'm good to go. And you know what? I've had some phenomenal fights with this bellicose. So what I will do is I'll go back out there and I will just keep trying because that's it, man. That's it. That's all that matters.

02:34:46 Is that at least attempt it. How do we put this back in the ship? Here we go. And then I'm going to grab one or two more filaments quickly before we head out. It's like, hey man, that's a little ambitious saying you're going to need four filaments, but I like to go prepared. Alright. Hey, Anarchos, what's up? Nice to see you. And I think I saw Madcat Taron as well in chat. What's up? Yo, nice to see you guys. I hope that you guys have been enjoying the guest streams as much as me. Or at least just enjoying EVE Online and streaming in general as much as me.

02:35:16 Because, yeah man, it's like the Golden Age right now, dudes. What ship is this? This is the Balikos. They basically make it the shape of like a gun, because it is the ultimate underdog vessel. If anyone comes in a ship that's similarly sized, they're gonna have a hard fight ahead of them. It's just really strong. I can show you the fit over here, but I can't promise to understand it and walk you through it, because, well, I'm me, and I play for fun, and I don't play for...

02:35:44 But there you go. There it is. That's the fit.

02:35:52 Someone else said hello, and I really wanted to say hello to them, but I filed it for later. Oh, it was the Basilisk. What's up? Yo, nice to see you. Basically, this ship is just awesome. I fitted it with the heavy assault missiles. I got the webs on here to slow them down. I must admit, I'm not quite understanding why I never get to actually use my webs. I think it's because I'm never the aggressor. And, you know, I feel like it's sort of very much a sign of, oh, I've got a signal and a noise. Let's just use this.

02:36:22 Es ist wie ich lebe mein Leben. Ich bin nicht oft der Aggressor, okay? Es ist wie es ist für die almost 40 Jahre, dass ich in dieser Welt bin. Aber hey, es ist wie du lernen. Even wenn ihr euch...

02:36:43 Ich verstehe alles, was ich nicht ganz sicher, wenn ich da bin. Die beste Idee ist einfach zu spielen. Und es geht einfach ein Schritt an, Tag bei Tag. Eventually, es wird ein bisschen mehr Sinn gemacht. Und dann wird es ja, man. Du kannst mit Autorität sprechen auf verschiedene Themen. Mr. Thompson, yo, waddup. Gnere, und Rekio.

02:37:11 you will find the cave and started to stay this is phenomenal news what oh this is where I wanted to be but I think that no one lives here anymore so Providence apparently is good for skyhooking but not good for ESS

02:37:25 People that fly a Minimitar ship deserve a follow. Ay

02:37:53 My Steam is not even fully up to date, by the way. But I've played almost a thousand hours. So I'm pretty cool. If you would have burned off and he burned...

02:38:07 So wait, I don't quite understand what you're saying. Are you saying if I had burned off and he burned towards me, but I was a little quicker, I might have been able to get him? Are you trying to say that? Oh shit, dude. That's pretty good. That's a lot.

02:38:31 I don't know if you can track your playtime if you don't use steam to launch I only Put it on steam about two months in so I've missed a couple of hundred hours already on that, but I basically don't Here's the thing I don't use I have my account on the official site. It's called tales of lumen I don't use the steam account that I have I've never played on these characters before I don't believe in alts. I believe in mains

02:38:59 Check out all these guys here. Holy shit. Blum the slum. Blum. Appears before you. Looking rather flustered. They glance about nervously.

02:39:28 Lerm des Lerm fizzles from view with a pop and a crackle. You hear a voice shouting. I thought you said it was empty.

02:40:03 Okay, let's get out of here. This is stupid. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. We have to leave. We have to leave. Go there. Oh! That was...

02:40:27 My slurmlings, I shouldn't let those little boogers in the bridge. They always do that. I depart now, fellows. Farewell. Learn the slurmwinks.

02:40:56 Anyone know the definition of madness? Not gonna find it here.

02:41:25 Ah, if I had burned away fast enough, I would have been able to mitigate the damage. I feel like I didn't even start the afterburner until too late. You're probably right. Yeah, thank you. Your main account's from 2005, not currently subbed. When you are, you run six accounts for your own mining fleet. That's kind of fun. I always appreciate when people have full setups like that. That's really cool, man.

02:41:57 Okay, I thought Providence was meant to be empty. Guys, what now? Did you guys lie to me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh my god, it's Kitty Duvall. Yo! Hey. Ah, Kitty, old friend. How long has it been? How are the little bi-peedles?

02:42:31 Wait. Hold that thought. I have to leave now. I expect an answer the next time we meet. I know Kitty Duvall, dude. I know them.

02:43:05 Oh, shit. This space is too busy, dude. Does anyone know these guys? Empty compared to Geeta, perhaps? Providence is currently having a war with your alliance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. I heard so. Pelikos is known for shield tank.

02:43:23 Oh, he used EM to exploit the EM hole. Ah, okay. Right. Are there 2,600 people watching? That's phenomenal. Hey, welcome to all of you guys. I hope you're all having fantastic days and nights. You're all beautiful. I hope someone has told you that today. I hope you've drank enough water. I hope you've done your stretches. There you go. Boom, boom, boom. I've covered everything. Speaking of which...

02:43:54 I don't look at the view numbers, man. There's no point. 5 a.m. Enjoying the stream? Amazing. Yo, look at you. Did you just wake up or are you just going to bed? Or are you sort of like mid? Like, what's happening? That's kind of sick. I wake up at 5 a.m. sometimes. Then I can't get back to sleep. And then my day is just off to the wrong kind of start. But, hey, you know.

02:44:23 We make it work. We make it work. PI and mining. You get that too? Yeah. Thing is, it's just too close to morning, but it's just too far as well. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't. It's just the wrong time. It's just the wrong time.

02:44:51 Doesn't affect your day. So, like, I have a wife, okay? I know, I know. Jesus, how did this guy manage that? Woof. Yeah, you're in the green when you say stuff like that. It's alright. It's alright.

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02:45:35 You know? Und, um... Ich bin einfach das Gegenteil. Es ist wie ein 16-Step-Prozess zu even close meinen Augen. Let alone fall asleep. Verdammt. 4-7-8-My-Way-To-NOWHERE. Listen, wie du robbanks in diesem Spiel? Ich würde gerne zeigen. Ich bin einfach zu zeigen. Es ist eine schwierige Sache. Sind wir in Sigma-Space? Es ist keine Chance.

Erklärung ESS System und Skyhook Raubzüge

02:46:03

02:46:03 I want to keep moving a little bit. I think we're in too deep at the moment. But I'm going to show you how you rob space banks. I will try. The idea basically is that you jump into a beacon that they have in space that collects all the funds from all the rats that are destroyed in said space. So whenever someone is out here quote unquote ratting, that is the act of killing NPCs.

02:46:29 Then a little bit of each of those kills bounties go into that beacon. That beacon is called the ESS Beacon, Encounter Surveillance System Beacon or something like that. And what you do with that is you protect it because it pays out every two and a half hours or so. And...

02:46:50 People generally try to keep those things to themselves, so they write in the system, it gets paid into the surveillance system and then it pays out to them after the two hours. You, as an intrepid pirate and crook, you get to jump in there and link up with that beacon and then you need to stay linked with it.

02:47:15 für 5 Minuten, um die Funds in den Boden zu erzeugen. Sie werden auch in der Warp Disruption geholfen. So, Sie können nicht einfach wegwerfen, wenn Sie jump in sind. So, wenn Sie jump in sind, Sie müssen either fighten mit ihnen, oder Sie müssen wirklich schnell auf die Warp Disruption gehen, und dann jumpen weg. Aber es ist nur 5 Minuten. So, Sie können eigentlich, Sie können es funktionieren. Es ist nicht die hardest, aber es ist auch nicht die easiest. Denn es tut allen in der Space,

02:47:45 ...that you're busy robbing them. So, it's like it's a weird balance that you need to strike. I agree that robbing skyhooks is way more fun. For those that perhaps didn't see it yesterday, I did a skyhook robbery, right, just yesterday. I can show you. Simple to do that. I did a skyhook robbery just yesterday that netted me.

02:48:09 This was my stream yesterday. Around... Let me have a quick peek here. Alright. It was around 3.4 billion isk. So, basically, the second most that I've ever gotten from a hook. Now, if I have to try and look quickly where it was...

02:48:36 There it is. Okay, I just need to check who's in space with me here. Let's jump again, there's no Iskia. I just want to show you guys how profitable it can be. So you can see over here is the timer counting down, and what happens is it's the same system as ESS, but you do it in a different way, and you are instead robbing magmatic gas, right? But this one that I did...

02:49:02 It was lucky. And the nice thing is that this was lucky, and then the one about a week ago was also lucky, and it adds up.

02:49:12 So, as you can see right about there, 3.4 Billions worth from a single Skyhook. And that took 10 minutes of time to hook up with it. And it was totally worth it. Totally worth it. And I usually rob up in fraternity space. It's cool. It's cool. I love Skyhooking because the thrill is unlike anything. You know, when you find 3.4 Billion in a hook, you can't even carry all of that in a single vessel.

02:49:40 And you do it all solo, so it's even more exciting. Yeah, I do it in a Squall, exactly. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Hey, FibTheJib, what up? Nice to see you. Yo. Enjoying 3K? Absolutely, man. I just like all the nice people to talk to, dude.

02:49:57 So you can't do it in a starter ship, but you can do it in a Squall. And the Squall is pretty quick to train for. It is not like you're going to spend many, many, many months and years to train for that. It's one of the new ships that they added with the Equinox expansion. And it's a hauler. You can do it in a starter vessel. So, this right here, Squall, 25 million.

02:50:21 Es ist die erste, die du kriegst, wenn du, wenn du starten, okay, also der Skybreaker, aber das ist mehr günstig. Aber das ist die erste, die du kriegst. Es ist nur 25 Millionen Euro, aber es ist nicht. Und du kannst es auch mit Tier 1 Weapons machen, wenn du möchtest. Es ist wirklich kein Problem, wenn du in die Idee bist. So... Ja, ich würde sagen, es wird nicht zu lange dauern. Es wird nicht zu lange dauern. Wenn du, wenn du in... Die Caveat ist Omega Required, ja, für die...

02:50:49 I would say for the Squall and for Skyhooking in general you'd need Omega. But I mean, if you jump into a new MMO, paying a month's subscription is not a big deal, right? I mean, you can try Alpha first, but it depends on how you want to approach it, of course. If you want to jump in and do free stuff, you can rob ESS for free, easy peasy, in a stabber or something like that. Yeah. I would very much heartily recommend doing that.

02:51:18 I think Alpha is great. I was actually planning on spending my first year on Alpha, but then some people gifted me Omega, and they kept gifting me Omega, until CCP started gifting me Omega, and then I was just so thankful that I almost died. I should make the Bellicose pink? I should. It's a beautiful color for the Bellicose, yeah. That's right, I should.

02:51:48 It's cheaper to pay for WoW, indeed, but it's not the same kind of game. My wife plays WoW every day, and I like World of Warcraft. It has a special place in my heart, but you can't compare EVE Online to World of Warcraft. Never. It's just not even in the same goddamn solar system, you know? The games are just so different. Which is a good thing. They can coexist easily.

02:52:17 They can absolutely co-exist. I don't know how much the sub per month is. For me it was around $20, I think. There's no local... Ah, this one must have just paid out. Damn. There's no local conversion, unfortunately. But I think it's around $20, yeah.

02:52:37 The fit costs... This balikos costs around 55 million, I think. The one I've got right now, if anyone wants to see it. This is what it looks like. It's got hams. It's got a 10 afterburner, shield hardener, two webs, extra large booster, a bunch of ballistic control systems, damage control, and overclockers.

02:53:05 Oh, but if you're smart, you can actually get this sub for way cheaper, yeah. Way cheaper, right.

02:53:14 Because during sales and buying Plex and stuff like that, there are ways to cheat the system a little bit. Fair ways. It's like, I think CCP know about this and they encourage it even. So, yeah. So you wait for a Plex sale and then your Amiga and then you do the two together, basically. Hey, Kenzie. Yo, thank you, thank you, thank you. You found the cave and decided to stay. Excellent.

02:53:44 Are you serious? Are you serious? This is what I find. Okay, you know what? I said it. Incremental gains, dude. Lerm. Incremental gains, this Lerm. If I can just go in with 24 million, I'll be happy. Because someone asked, how much do you have in your hall right now? And I hate to tell that guy that I've got nothing, because I've died a bunch of times. I hate to tell it to that guy. I don't want to. So I won't.

02:54:16 Bobby Kotick, dude. Bobby Kotick. Yeah, I decided not to do Skyhooking tonight, mainly because I wanted to mix things up. So, basically, I did Skyhooking the first time around, ESS this time, and the next time is coming completely different. Yeah.

02:54:38 I like, I like just showing people a little bit of what's possible. So, what is the Cormorant? What is that? It's a Destroyer. Aha. Well then, I don't mind if I do.

02:55:00 I haven't seen the end in so long that I have forgotten what it looks like, Bobo. Don't mind this old slurm. They are just out here trying to rekindle what was lost.

02:55:28 It doesn't have to concern you. Not truly. So just look the other way. Lerm the Slurm winks. There's something sincere about it. Something that makes you want to trust their words more than anything.

02:56:00 So, you decide that is just what you'll do. There we are.

02:56:14 Ja, Skyhokin nicht gut war das letzte Mal in der CCP-Stream. Aber ich fühle mich, ich habe gut gemacht. Das ist alles gut. Ich habe gesehen ein paar Isk. Ich habe ein paar Isk in meinem Holden. Ich habe nicht zurückgekommen, aber das ist gut genug für mich. Das ist gut genug für mich. Let's fix this up quickly. Get this ready. For when the guy arrives. Shift, shift. We put that there.

02:56:45 There we go. God. Excellent. He's Russian? You reckon? That's alright. Sometimes they like to translate it, and that's cool. Someone got to take it home, hopefully. Exactly, yeah. Made someone's day like that, man. Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Verkaufsgespräch und Tod durch Cenotaph

02:57:21

02:57:21 Hey, so, this might be uneventful. And besides, I'm hearing, like, my team is saying it's time to sell out a little bit, so sell out I will while we wait.

02:57:58 Hau de my good sir, I'd like to buy that there ship, please. Oh, that one. Indeed, that one is 15 million isk. Now, whose partner code would you like to enter on the checkout? Partner what now? No, I just want the ship. Partner code. You can use any partner's code to support them with this purchase. Free of charge.

02:58:24 Alright, alright, alright, which partner do you suggest? Oh, well, I would suggest anyone but... Ah, greetings!

02:58:34 This is him. Nonsense, shopkeeper. Lurm the Slurm is here now and all is as it should be once more. I shall be your Slurm savior, good bipedal. Use code Lurm. The privilege is yours. Do it now. This all seems a little hasty. I don't even know who you are. Slowly, gently, this is how this is taken.

02:59:01 Isk is taken? I thought y'all said this was free- Enough of this! Come now, we must away! We're late! Late! You didn't pay for the- Ah! It has happened again. Shit. I think they're coming for me. I don't know who this guy is, but I think he's coming for me. Hello. Welcome back, guys. Welcome back.

02:59:30 Why am I on the beacon? I'm not on the beacon. You're on the beacon. Look, there's the beacon over there. Oh no, it's a Xenotath! Yes! Dude, if he could come kill me in a Xenotath, I would be so happy. Oh, shit. I have never in my life... No, dude. Yo!

02:59:58 Svobard Adidas, come then, show me your might. I must fight. Orbit 7500, boost, turn on, web, web, this guy. Oh my god, a Cenotaph, dude. That is so sick. Web him.

03:00:27 Keep it range 7500 we're gonna kite we're gonna kite oh you're gonna preach a pot of me He's gonna breach a pot on me keep it range further further further 10k okay heal heal heal

03:00:58 Wait, wait, wait. Play it cool. Play it cool. Heal. I've burned everything out. I've burned it out and I'm dead. Oh, shit. I'm bad at this.

03:01:18 Das war so sick, it's Asino! Yo, dude, das ist so cool. I had a breacher pot on me. Dude, I've never even seen one of these in space, let alone being killed by one. Mm, they undocked it, dude. Yes. The Oracle was not necessary, that's absolutely right, but you don't take chances. You do not take chances, and I dig that. You know, I love it.

03:01:50 This, then, is the way the world ends. I tell you, Kyoto Station, that it ends with a whimper instead of a bang. Out there, in the furthest reaches, out there in the dark places,

03:02:19 This old Slurm met... Hey, hey, hey, hey! You need friends! Met their match! A simple thing, really. Being bested in single combat. A simple thing that might well take some time to get over.

03:02:48 It shall not, however, deter me and my endeavors. It shall not slow me in any way, shape, or even form. I shall still undock my vessel.

03:03:15 And it shall be glorious. Lerm the Slurm winks. You see in that single gesture an eternity of knowledge and life well lived.

03:03:45 I didn't even use my drones, did I? I didn't even use the drones! RP is his real weapon. Wrong chat, Cheetah local. Absolutely the right chat! What are you talking about? Cheetah needs to hear about my exploits! Huh?

03:04:06 Ja! Geeta needs to know! So that was fun. I was so happy to see that there was actually someone out there in Asino. Because those, let me tell you, are...

03:04:23 They still to me at least sort of like mythical the unicorns, you know you don't you don't You just don't and when you do good lord you can't Right so Good for that guy he undocked. I'm gonna undock in one someone actually gave me one Okay, I've got one here somewhere. Is that the Cino? It is I have one but

03:04:53 Yo, one day. I'm obviously nowhere near flying that shit, so... I'll get there. Yo, so... Listen, dudes. I... Am Lurm the Slurm. Alright?

03:05:12 I play this game basically every single day on my channel. It's the Tales of Lumen channel. You can find it in chat right now by typing exclamation point Lumen, or you can just click on it in the title. I am gonna have to leave you guys with this. I'm gonna have to leave you at this point, and I'm gonna have to say...

03:05:34 Thank you so much. I have a beautiful daughter. I cannot wait to see her in the morning. She wakes up real early. I'm talking like 5 a.m., 6 a.m. And tomorrow she's got a playdate with a friend. I have to take her there. It's going to be phenomenal. So, what I would like to do is...

03:05:57 Potentially, because I have someone from CCP here right now, I would love to send everyone on over to... Oh, there are so many good people. There are legitimately so many fantastic people playing this game right now. But... Do you guys know... ChrisDocs.

03:06:26 Chris Talks ist eine der größten und die größten, die ich in diesem Spiel gesehen habe. Sie haben die größte Meinung für dieses Spiel, weil sie nicht überdüren, sie nicht unterdüren, sie sich auf ein level, das ist, dass es richtig ist.

03:06:47 They know the game inside and out. They put on a good show, they play with good people, and they love it for the right reasons. So go and check ChrisDocs out. I'm going to ask that one of the CCP people in chat rate them and send everyone over there. You can start it right now if you'd like. And I'm going to say, hey, yo, thank you so much for joining me. It is always an absolute pleasure.

03:07:11 Like legitimately, an absolute pleasure to join you guys for a night of random nonsense in space. My parting message to you is undock your ships and just play for fun. Just get out there and remember why you started the game in the first place. Just get out there and play for the right reasons. Yo, 07 to you dudes. Go well, be cool. Thank you for being here. Thank you for following my channel. I appreciate you guys. Hey.

03:07:42 You're beautiful. I've said it like six times tonight. I'm not gonna stop. I'll keep saying it. I'll probably be saying it in my sleep tonight. Hey. Enjoy, dudes. Go well, be cool. Fly safe. Happy that. And thank you once again.